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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote: »
    ahahah what the fuck vibe that is amazing

    Spider man
    Spider man
    How do spiders control a man?
    Down the throat
    Behind the eyes
    Walk among us spreading lies
    Oh god.
    Run from spiderman

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    BAD MACHINERY SPOILERS

    hot goss. but of who.

    linton x tania

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    djmitchelladjmitchella Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    I thought you could only jump if a non-demon is closest. If another demon is closest, you die for real? And it's not really clear who is closest, hunter or the kid

    That's why Hunter checks the back seat of the car when it stops, I think. It would be nice to imagine he's checking the kid is safe, but more likely he's checking the kid didn't just become Jimmy. As

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    PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    I thought you could only jump if a non-demon is closest. If another demon is closest, you die for real? And it's not really clear who is closest, hunter or the kid

    That's why Hunter checks the back seat of the car when it stops, I think. It would be nice to imagine he's checking the kid is safe, but more likely he's checking the kid didn't just become Jimmy. As

    Uh oh, looks like the closest person to Jimmy was actually a comic reader! Quick, somebody call hunter

    Marty: The future, it's where you're going?
    Doc: That's right, twenty five years into the future. I've always dreamed on seeing the future, looking beyond my years, seeing the progress of mankind. I'll also be able to see who wins the next twenty-five world series.
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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    the closest person to jimmy is the personification of crap writing

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
    Brainleech wrote: »

    Spider man
    Spider man
    How do spiders control a man?
    Down the throat
    Behind the eyes
    Walk among us spreading lies
    Oh god.
    Run from spiderman

    I wouldn't be surprised if that wasn't an inspiration for Garth Ennis to create The Thousand.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Completely Mist the Point

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    So when are one of the priests going to tell Roy that Vampire Durkon is not actually Durkon, but a dark spirit holding his soul hostage? Because I know one of the gnomes tried and Vamp Durkon stopped him, but he's a little preoccupied to be doing that right now.

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Hah, looks like drinking everyone he could screwed him over a little.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    eeh, according to what we know jimmy should be dead

    but for once it is appropriate to point at jimmyisme.txt, this is his story and it's only 2/3rds done, he's not dead


    I've always thought the "rules" for demonism were suspect, we saw jimmy figure out a bunch of stuff, but the rest, like the oft quoted if a demon dies next to another demon it dies for real, originally came from gellman

    who had tremendous incentive to lie, the demon project was only ever a way for gellman to con himself into immortality, at the very least he would have omitted critical details on the subject of how to take away that immortality

    one of the ways he tries to force a meeting between jimmy and himself was trotting out how much information he had held back from the OSS, it's clear that jimmy has figured out some stuff on his own in the intervening centuries, we're going to see some more of what that stuff was


    probably unfortunately in the form of jimmy dropping out of the sky screeching WILL TOO NYAAAAA

    sigh

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    Gellman also killed himself using the "demon dying next to another demon" method, and all the other closest people were in the room, so Jimmy would have seen if he'd jumped into one of them instead.

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    JayKaos wrote: »
    Hah, looks like drinking everyone he could screwed him over a little.

    Or maybe Hel is doing a Xanatos on us.

    Speaking of, I love "Tell Hel to go to herself"

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    gellman appeared to really want to die, so presumably he did whatever he needed to to make that happen

    maybe it's significant that he did the thing to himself instead of someone else doing it to him like hunter has done here, maybe there's some other horseshit reason


    I don't know, there's just no way in flastical hell gellman told the entire truth

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    I mean, Jimmy's totally still alive, but that rule at least seems legit

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    maritzacmaritzac Registered User regular
    Jimmy is not dead because of meta reasoning. We can't see his head, therefore we can't see he's headless, which would be confirmation he's dead.

    I bet Jimmy is alive, will die in a couple of seconds and jump into the kid, kid will run over Hunter, and we will be forever stuck in this neverending Hell of 9mm vomiting infinite bullets, cum farts, and falling forever from buildings.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    klemming wrote: »
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    The only down-side was the F.
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    Okay, I actually laughed out loud at this SMBC.

    Go figure the one-panel ones tend to be funnier than the really long ones. Brevity, soul, wit.

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    EmperorSethEmperorSeth Registered User regular
    maritzac wrote: »
    Jimmy is not dead because of meta reasoning. We can't see his head, therefore we can't see he's headless, which would be confirmation he's dead.

    I bet Jimmy is alive, will die in a couple of seconds and jump into the kid, kid will run over Hunter, and we will be forever stuck in this neverending Hell of 9mm vomiting infinite bullets, cum farts, and falling forever from buildings.

    Then Demon has become a Neverending Family Guy chicken fight.

    You know what? Nanowrimo's cancelled on account of the world is stupid.
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    POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
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    maritzac wrote: »
    Jimmy is not dead because of meta reasoning. We can't see his head, therefore we can't see he's headless, which would be confirmation he's dead.

    I bet Jimmy is alive, will die in a couple of seconds and jump into the kid, kid will run over Hunter, and we will be forever stuck in this neverending Hell of 9mm vomiting infinite bullets, cum farts, and falling forever from buildings.
    hell??

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    Moth 13Moth 13 Registered User regular
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    If it's not apparent by now the Wonderland education system and the American one have some huuuuuuge differences.

    Alice and the Nightmare

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I think Alice could have come up with a better infodump than a professor going over the basic facts of their world in a college class.

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    CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    Are you taking a dump on the infodump, then

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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    DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    demon is definitely not worth an in-depth discussion of its rules

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    statlerstatler Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
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    I feel like I am missing a reference?

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    SageinaRageSageinaRage Registered User regular
    Does this thread really need to go down the road of assuming they know exactly what's going to happen in a comic AGAIN?

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
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    I wish human mating was so easy.

    Stercus, Stercus, Stercus, Morituri Sum
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    azith28 wrote: »
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    I wish human mating was so easy.

    have you tried that yet

    it works for me at gay bars

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    Kevin CristKevin Crist I make the devil hit his knees and say the 'our father'Registered User regular
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    azith28azith28 Registered User regular
    Yeah, apollo didnt think that one through very well.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
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    ZythonZython Registered User regular
    *snip*

    But...the other part is that all of Cassandra's prophecies come true. So she just guaranteed Apollo would have freaky awesome sex.

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    KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    Not Apollo, his partner.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Zython wrote: »
    *snip*

    But...the other part is that all of Cassandra's prophecies come true. So she just guaranteed Apollo would have freaky awesome sex.

    yeah but she's saying it just so everyone will badmouth apollo's sexual prowess

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    OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
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    Ma3 has the occasional NSFW strip.

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    ZythonZython Registered User regular
    edited September 2015
    Orphane wrote: »
    Zython wrote: »
    *snip*

    But...the other part is that all of Cassandra's prophecies come true. So she just guaranteed Apollo would have freaky awesome sex.

    yeah but she's saying it just so everyone will badmouth apollo's sexual prowess

    Who cares what some random assholes think? He's just been guaranteed sexytimes. Plus he's a god, so he can just...you know...smite them or something.

    Edit: Wait...why doesn't Cassandra just prophecize that people will believe her? That should fix everything.

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    OwenashiOwenashi Registered User regular
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    SDB is also a little NSFW sometimes though less so then Ma3.

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    Magus`Magus` The fun has been DOUBLED! Registered User regular
    Just saying something doesn't make it a prophecy.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Owenashi wrote: »
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    Ma3 has the occasional NSFW strip.
    That is a terrible sharpshooter

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    KharnorKharnor Registered User regular
    Zython wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    Zython wrote: »
    *snip*

    But...the other part is that all of Cassandra's prophecies come true. So she just guaranteed Apollo would have freaky awesome sex.

    yeah but she's saying it just so everyone will badmouth apollo's sexual prowess

    Who cares what some random assholes think? He's just been guaranteed sexytimes. Plus he's a god, so he can just...you know...smite them or something.

    Edit: Wait...why doesn't Cassandra just prophecize that people will believe her? That should fix everything.

    Prophecy doesn't mean you say whatever and then it comes true. It just means you know what's going to happen.

    Cassandra just waited until Apollo was already going to have sexytimes one night, and told people. She didn't cause it.

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    NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular
    Zython wrote: »
    Who cares what some random assholes think? He's just been guaranteed sexytimes. Plus he's a god, so he can just...you know...smite them or something.
    Apollo's the god of plagues in addition to healing and knowledge and the sun etc. etc., so he probably wouldn't have any issues with doing just that.

    Greek gods are dicks.

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