oh god four days in a row I get up at 7am for a 9am class. I get about seven hours sleep and I hate it. I can't focus too well at the moment, thus the need for the coke today.
I'm writing a five-six page paper on the Mahabharata due at 2:30.
I have two paragraphs.
The who/what now?
Also - good luck. Can you get an extension? Perhaps claim someone died or you broke a limb or you've become temporarily retarded or something?
You know, the great Indian epic, longest poem in the world?
We watched the Peter Brook movie though. It was terrible.
Can't say I've ever heard of it. How come you put it off until now though?
Because.
Best reason of all. I wouldn't worry too much - I left my presentation for my course until two days before and got a First for it, so it'll work out.
I'm summarizing it at this point and will have two pages by the end of that. Then I need to evaluate the movie a bit, easy. Then on i have to touch on four points of indian culture in relation to the epic, which all start by explaining what they are which I can easily do, but then I have to provide examples from the movie which will be a bit harder.
oh god four days in a row I get up at 7am for a 9am class. I get about seven hours sleep and I hate it. I can't focus too well at the moment, thus the need for the coke today.
I'm basically just here to be like "look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be like him!"
"look at the foreigner drink Red Bull, don't you wanna be not from Japan like him!"
Yes that is the feeling, actually. It's kind of gross, but I get to go to clubs for free so.
That must be awkward. Being the object of desire in a place full of self loathing individuals and ideals. Not that they want to be with you, they want to not be them, there. But being with you is the closest they can be to that.
That's like a slice of hell
the last survivor in a boat with the denizens of a watery damnation clamoring to board your vessel
No trust me that's been the end of more than one relationship in my time here.
I'm writing a five-six page paper on the Mahabharata due at 2:30.
I have two paragraphs.
Oh man, woooooowww. Best of luck to you.
dude, it's an essay. Go read some shit about the mahabharata, digest it for a couple minutes, form some wild ass angle, then bullshit for 5 to 6 pages. And cite the parts that aren't bullshit so you don't fail.
oh god four days in a row I get up at 7am for a 9am class. I get about seven hours sleep and I hate it. I can't focus too well at the moment, thus the need for the coke today.
what the hell seven hours is a lot
yeah but i usually get about ten, and it's thrown me a little.
also: fuck, I hate this essay. Screw you, lack of statistics for the expansion of regimental cadres!
My school is full of ash so I've got the week off and I'm not doing shit. I did get a couple hundred pages of reading for my biology class done on Sunday though.
I'm writing a five-six page paper on the Mahabharata due at 2:30.
I have two paragraphs.
Oh man, woooooowww. Best of luck to you.
dude, it's an essay. Go read some shit about the mahabharata, digest it for a couple minutes, form some wild ass angle, then bullshit for 5 to 6 pages. And cite the parts that aren't bullshit so you don't fail.
Man I didn't say I didn't know this stuff. I just have to write it.
white man is standing on train platform drinking red bull
stressed japanese businessman walks toward edge of platform and jumps in front of oncoming express train
white man runs to catch him and it would be too late except he has been drinking red bull and does a white man jump across half the platform and onto the tracks to catch him but oh no there is a train coming
good thing the white man with red bull can run faster than the train down the train tracks
and then he tells the japanese man that there is a land where you dont need to be stressed out and can just collect welfare and sit outside your mansion in your underwear getting drunk, shooting at passing cars and being rude to people who walk by and people will still tell you that you are a great guy
here you go japanese man take a sip of this red bull and i will take you across the ocean to this great land
and then the japanese man takes a sip and suddenly he is wearing a cowboy hat and they fly into the distance
There wasa recent movie where Gillian Anderson shows off her boobies. The bad part (or good, depending on taste) is that it is part of a brutal rape scene. It was some revenge movie.
white man is standing on train platform drinking red bull
stressed japanese businessman walks toward edge of platform and jumps in front of oncoming express train
white man runs to catch him and it would be too late except he has been drinking red bull and does a white man jump across half the platform and onto the tracks to catch him but oh no there is a train coming
good thing the white man with red bull can run faster than the train down the train tracks
and then he tells the japanese man that there is a land where you dont need to be stressed out and can just collect welfare and sit outside your mansion in your underwear getting drunk, shooting at passing cars and being rude to people who walk by and people will still tell you that you are a great guy
here you go japanese man take a sip of this red bull and i will take you across the ocean to this great land
and then the japanese man takes a sip and suddenly he is wearing a cowboy hat and they fly into the distance
white man is standing on train platform drinking red bull
stressed japanese businessman walks toward edge of platform and jumps in front of oncoming express train
white man runs to catch him and it would be too late except he has been drinking red bull and does a white man jump across half the platform and onto the tracks to catch him but oh no there is a train coming
good thing the white man with red bull can run faster than the train down the train tracks
and then he tells the japanese man that there is a land where you dont need to be stressed out and can just collect welfare and sit outside your mansion in your underwear getting drunk, shooting at passing cars and being rude to people who walk by and people will still tell you that you are a great guy
here you go japanese man take a sip of this red bull and i will take you across the ocean to this great land
and then the japanese man takes a sip and suddenly he is wearing a cowboy hat and they fly into the distance
This is a great idea for a commercial, if it wasn't so offensive. At least its funny.
white man is standing on train platform drinking red bull
stressed japanese businessman walks toward edge of platform and jumps in front of oncoming express train
white man runs to catch him and it would be too late except he has been drinking red bull and does a white man jump across half the platform and onto the tracks to catch him but oh no there is a train coming
good thing the white man with red bull can run faster than the train down the train tracks
and then he tells the japanese man that there is a land where you dont need to be stressed out and can just collect welfare and sit outside your mansion in your underwear getting drunk, shooting at passing cars and being rude to people who walk by and people will still tell you that you are a great guy
here you go japanese man take a sip of this red bull and i will take you across the ocean to this great land
and then the japanese man takes a sip and suddenly he is wearing a cowboy hat and they fly into the distance
If its a Japanese commercial, it has to have ridiculous celebrity camoes. Like the Japanese businessman will be played by that dude from The Last Samurai and the white dude will be Brad Pitt.
It's so annoying to be sitting down in Shinjuku people watching with your buddy while drinking some beer or whatever they had at the konbini and every five fucking minutes the same billboard-sized commercial comes on of Cameron Diaz walking with a Softbank phone. It's so fucking annoying god ugh.
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So um.
I'm sure to have like four pages.
shitballs, i should pick a topic for that
If they get with me because they want to be white, I think I could live with that.
No trust me that's been the end of more than one relationship in my time here.
dude, it's an essay. Go read some shit about the mahabharata, digest it for a couple minutes, form some wild ass angle, then bullshit for 5 to 6 pages. And cite the parts that aren't bullshit so you don't fail.
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yeah but i usually get about ten, and it's thrown me a little.
also: fuck, I hate this essay. Screw you, lack of statistics for the expansion of regimental cadres!
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Midterm today I haven't studied for in a subject I know nothing about.
Not too bad, really.
JESSIE SPANO
she gets fucked a lot
apocalypse
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white man is standing on train platform drinking red bull
stressed japanese businessman walks toward edge of platform and jumps in front of oncoming express train
white man runs to catch him and it would be too late except he has been drinking red bull and does a white man jump across half the platform and onto the tracks to catch him but oh no there is a train coming
good thing the white man with red bull can run faster than the train down the train tracks
and then he tells the japanese man that there is a land where you dont need to be stressed out and can just collect welfare and sit outside your mansion in your underwear getting drunk, shooting at passing cars and being rude to people who walk by and people will still tell you that you are a great guy
here you go japanese man take a sip of this red bull and i will take you across the ocean to this great land
and then the japanese man takes a sip and suddenly he is wearing a cowboy hat and they fly into the distance
Sperm-related Retinal Damage
does she have her titties all out
This is a great idea for a commercial, if it wasn't so offensive. At least its funny.
Goddamnit Fari
but you know
i wouldn't put it past them
not at all
*sobs*
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can you easily get a prepaid or somethin for a couple hundred bucks or what
people tell me that phones cost a lot there and are always on contract but they are japanese people and i dont trust them
Clown or barber?
(no u lolol)
The only question was, which one? I don't have to worry about that now, though.
What college is it?