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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I still haven't figured out what to do with my hair

    it is a puzzle that I will solve eventually

    Like I'll be 37 and be like "aha! of course! why didn't I see it before?"

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    The Ender wrote: »
    I'm disappointed that Tesla never actually manufactured the more affordable model that they had originally planned to sell alongside the luxury vehicles. :|


    Also you bastards got me to fire RimWorld up.
    one-lady.jpg

    One uber colonist vs the universe.


    This will surely end well.

    That's a colonist who likes her batteries.

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    My dry cleaning bills have gotten unreasonable though.

    I have to wear a suit every single day.

    My boss alleges that dry cleaning to regularly is bad for suits and insists that just giving them a steam is the correct suit care.

    I am sceptical but bought a steamer anyway and reduced my dry cleaning bills a bit

    He is correct.

    He is a she!

    Patriarchy!

    But now I have independent verification I will accept this

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    My dry cleaning bills have gotten unreasonable though.

    I have to wear a suit every single day.

    My boss alleges that dry cleaning to regularly is bad for suits and insists that just giving them a steam is the correct suit care.

    I am sceptical but bought a steamer anyway and reduced my dry cleaning bills a bit

    He is correct.

    He is a she!

    Patriarchy!

    But now I have independent verification I will accept this

    A woman?

    Pfffft, better start dry cleaning again she must be wrong.

    actually though, she's right

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I still haven't figured out what to do with my hair

    it is a puzzle that I will solve eventually

    Like I'll be 37 and be like "aha! of course! why didn't I see it before?"

    http://youtu.be/Gj8fETOnVco#t=23s

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Holy shit Taylor Swift is playing the Rogers Center?

    goddamn popstars don't do actual stadium shows that often do thaet?

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I think if I am on my deathbed and I haven't dyed my hair pink at least once I will consider my life a tremendous failure

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Medieval fantasy settings are getting tired.

    But apparently gay space marines are getting tired too.

    (not to me of course, burly men in power armor never get old to me)

    But they don't have willies any more, Regina. There's nothing down there to love no more

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    god damnit my cat peed on my bed i just discovered

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    anyway, with any luck that friend is now fired from his job and living penniless in the street

    jk

    sort of

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I think if I am on my deathbed and I haven't dyed my hair pink at least once I will consider my life a tremendous failure

    It's annoying, because mine is a pretty dark brown and I'd have to bleach it first to get anything to show.

    struggle

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    I think if I am on my deathbed and I haven't dyed my hair pink at least once I will consider my life a tremendous failure

    It's annoying, because mine is a pretty dark brown and I'd have to bleach it first to get anything to show.

    struggle
    If I ever dye my hair a crazy color I would definitely bleach beforehand

    no color-you-can-barely-see-if-you-squint business

    I'm going full anime

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2015
    *walks to recycling bin to dispose of contents*

    *finds chicken bones and teabags lying nakedly on top*

    *walks quietly to roommate's door*

    *stands heavily breathing, ear to door, until temptation passes*

    Rear Admiral Choco on
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    *walks to recycling bin to dispose of contents*

    *finds chicken bones and teabags lying nakedly on top*

    *walks quietly to roommate's door*

    *stands heavily breathing, ear to door, until temptation passes*

    Wait are they banging or something?

    Walk in and throw the garbage on them!

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Weird the boy doesn't think Matt Damon is annoying at all

    My parents and I all bonded at how irritating it was that he showed up in interstellar

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I'm going full anime

    *prepares the eye enlarger*

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    MrMister wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    I think if I am on my deathbed and I haven't dyed my hair pink at least once I will consider my life a tremendous failure

    It's annoying, because mine is a pretty dark brown and I'd have to bleach it first to get anything to show.

    struggle

    i kinda want to get a dye job with something very dark such that it shines through in the sunlight

    i am kinda considering actually heading out tomorrow and getting a good haircut with some actual dollars put into it and not the usual 8 dollar cut around the corner

    maybe get my piercing put back in while i have the forethought and an afternoon to do it if the same girl is in

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Weird the boy doesn't think Matt Damon is annoying at all

    My parents and I all bonded at how irritating it was that he showed up in interstellar

    SPOILERTH

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    *walks to recycling bin to dispose of contents*

    *finds chicken bones and teabags lying nakedly on top*

    *walks quietly to roommate's door*

    *stands heavily breathing, ear to door, until temptation passes*

    Wait are they banging or something?

    Walk in and throw the garbage on them!

    no, just sleeping

    *puts knife back into block*

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    talking to 22 year old on tinder

    asks how old i am even though on profile

    say 31

    she says i'm so old

    frown

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    on the subject of hair

    old photos of Rachel Maddow:

    SaqhYO9.jpg?1
    DF4fI3g.jpg?1

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    are you rachel maddow wandering

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Matt Damon is a good, charismatic actor!

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    o i think matt damon is awesome

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Medieval fantasy settings are getting tired.

    But apparently gay space marines are getting tired too.

    (not to me of course, burly men in power armor never get old to me)

    But they don't have willies any more, Regina. There's nothing down there to love no more

    The quote that I was mocking actually used "gay space marines" to refer to the Halo games, Gears of War, and all similar video games with gruff, burly men in power armor with varying levels of bromance.

    He was quite predictably attacked for the turn of phrase and apologized.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    are you rachel maddow wandering
    I wish

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    The Martian was maybe the first time I didn't want to slap him in the face the whole time

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    MrMister wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    I think if I am on my deathbed and I haven't dyed my hair pink at least once I will consider my life a tremendous failure

    It's annoying, because mine is a pretty dark brown and I'd have to bleach it first to get anything to show.

    struggle

    Actually it kind of depends

    Mine is brown (admittedly, not dark) but it took up red like whoa without bleaching

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Weird the boy doesn't think Matt Damon is annoying at all

    My parents and I all bonded at how irritating it was that he showed up in interstellar

    I like Matt Damon.

    I also like Ben Affleck!

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    listen we all know eddy has some weird opinions on account of being confused and titillated by his boyflesh reacting to the awesome handsomeness of matt damon

    it's okay

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    My hair is an undyeable super dark brown because of course it is.

    Of course.

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    spool32spool32 Contrary Library Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    I missed you guys. And gals. And whatever other pronouns are appropriate here.

    Yes hello

    Status report!

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    edited October 2015
    okay i'm laughing at a 4chan thing uh oh

    edit oops didnt' read all of it

    only at the first part with the crawl of real tweets during this conference and then the one bad one, i can't go any further.

    OnTheLastCastle on
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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Medieval fantasy settings are getting tired.

    But apparently gay space marines are getting tired too.

    (not to me of course, burly men in power armor never get old to me)

    But they don't have willies any more, Regina. There's nothing down there to love no more

    The quote that I was mocking actually used "gay space marines" to refer to the Halo games, Gears of War, and all similar video games with gruff, burly men in power armor with varying levels of bromance.

    He was quite predictably attacked for the turn of phrase and apologized.

    Then your romantic visions are sufficiently canon. Play on.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Weird the boy doesn't think Matt Damon is annoying at all

    My parents and I all bonded at how irritating it was that he showed up in interstellar

    I like Matt Damon.

    I also like Ben Affleck!
    yeah they're great

    I mean they're good. they're fine. I guess. whatever

    *glances at folder filled with Damon/Affleck slash fiction and sweats

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    tapeslingertapeslinger Space Unicorn Slush Ranger Social Justice Rebel ScumRegistered User regular
    I understand, Casual Eddy
    I also find Matt Damon p tedious

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    guys i am in some deep trouble if my roommate is ever seriously hurt

    like they will find my post history and make me for it no matter what it is

    he could die peacefully in his sleep in his eighties and they're still gonna come find me and ask what i did

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    Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Medieval fantasy settings are getting tired.

    But apparently gay space marines are getting tired too.

    (not to me of course, burly men in power armor never get old to me)

    But they don't have willies any more, Regina. There's nothing down there to love no more

    The quote that I was mocking actually used "gay space marines" to refer to the Halo games, Gears of War, and all similar video games with gruff, burly men in power armor with varying levels of bromance.

    He was quite predictably attacked for the turn of phrase and apologized.

    Then your romantic visions are sufficiently canon. Play on.

    I actually do not believe it is canon that 40k space marines are ken dolls.

    Like, you'll have to prove it to me, because I don't believe that GW would damage the power fantasy by saying they don't have penises.

    I'd be happy to be proven wrong though.

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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    My hair is an undyeable super dark brown because of course it is.

    Of course.

    I was expecting a tint but it went full raspberry

    We had a house meeting (the landlord wanted to discuss a thing) and I stood up and it was notable enough that before I could leave one of my housemates was running her hand through it

    Also relatedly I don't understand how people communicate sometimes

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    Rear Admiral ChocoRear Admiral Choco I wanna be an owl, Jerry! Owl York CityRegistered User regular
    okay i'm laughing at a 4chan thing uh oh

    SUPER NSFW

    http://imgur.com/ LVztIh8

    LIKE FULL ON PORN NSFW

    i also laughed at this earlier but it is like incredibly NSFW as you scroll down dude

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