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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    I want a buffet that serves bison

    Called Buffetlo

    make it Cajun-style and call it Buffaletta

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    In Buffalo

    where the buffet that serves buffalo is in the shape of a buffalo

    It can be a Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffetlo

    I believe you see where I am going with this. Feel free to mentally follow this train of thought to the inevitable conclusion.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    What if you made a game where you leveled... down??

    *codes furiously*

    Square's TWEWY beat you to it. Raise yourself to lvl 100, get 1 xp. Lower yourself to lvl 1, get a billion xp.

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    shrykeshryke Member of the Beast Registered User regular
    Every time I've had Bison I've thought this would be better if it were a different meat.
    It's always like "This burger tastes not quite right and not quite as good as it should" "It's bison!" "Huh"
    Not a fan.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    what is so disgusting about the mcrib?

    it will have to be explained to me because according to this site I'm 5150 kilometres from a location that sells the mcrib

    It is a perfectly serviceable fast food item

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Pho, but instead of broth, Jack daniels

    i think you've departed the imaginary border of hyper Chinese-American fusion and instead crossed the Rubicon into "what if everyone were an alcoholic" land

    Ok, fine, fair enough. That Jack Daniels maple syrup they make

    still gross dude! at least use something vaguely soup like like

    campbell's soup instead of regular broth

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    I want a buffet that serves bison

    Called Buffetlo

    make it Cajun-style and call it Buffaletta

    mmmmmmmmmmmm now i want a muffaletta

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    family-owned SMEs are really awkward when there's family fights

    looking at how happily harmonious my extended family is, I bet a lot of it can be attributed to the fact that none of us are in business with anyone else

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Variable wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    It's downright obscene

    This is a genius idea

    Almost as good as my idea for a giant crab Rangoon you can substitute for a bagel

    re: bagel ideas

    you've heard of the squagel

    I bring you the rectagel

    50% more bagel than a squagel

    WHY AINT NO ONE EVER MADE A GENERAL GAO SUB

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    A portion of their website is in Comic Sans.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    what is so disgusting about the mcrib?

    it will have to be explained to me because according to this site I'm 5150 kilometres from a location that sells the mcrib

    It is a perfectly serviceable fast food item

    well, what is a perfectly serviceable fast food item to you

    is a mcd's cheeseburger a decent burger? a good burger? an awful burger? We need to establish a baseline here.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    right, jacob- i love sweet stuff. i love thick, brown sugary, tangy bbq sauces. i'm all about sweet!

    but the mcrib sauce is like magically thickened cherry kool aid with cough medicine. it's horrible.

    abd: the mcrib is so gross. it's basically just this reconstituted pork patty on a bun and with bbq sauce and i think onions and pickles? i am not super snobby about only eating 'whole' foods. it doesn't bother me that it's like, ground pork from probably the grossest parts of the pig. but the texture is just so obscene. it's sandy and insubstantial and like scrapple (you probably don't know that) except without the characteristic saltiness or char on the outside. it's just a soft, limp, grainy, sad thing.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    is it just me or is master of none kinda bad

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    edited November 2015
    Orphane wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Pho, but instead of broth, Jack daniels

    i think you've departed the imaginary border of hyper Chinese-American fusion and instead crossed the Rubicon into "what if everyone were an alcoholic" land

    Ok, fine, fair enough. That Jack Daniels maple syrup they make

    still gross dude! at least use something vaguely soup like like

    campbell's soup instead of regular broth

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    y2jake215 on
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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    what is so disgusting about the mcrib?

    it will have to be explained to me because according to this site I'm 5150 kilometres from a location that sells the mcrib

    It is a perfectly serviceable fast food item

    well, what is a perfectly serviceable fast food item to you

    chinese mexican burrito

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    chinese mexican burrito has the greatest logo and webpage

    and, fuck, the food actually looks pretty good

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    that's the best example of their "50/50" style of food presentation. Which they, perhaps, rely on overly much if you're going to be a food critic about it.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    when i go to chinese buffets i get lo mein and fried rice (and if they have it, the thin rice noodles- singapore rice noodles some places call them?). then the meats are general tso's, boneless spare ribs, chicken or beef teriyaki on a stick, and coconut shrimp if they have it

    some amalgamation of that over and over until death greets me

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Pho, but instead of broth, Jack daniels

    i think you've departed the imaginary border of hyper Chinese-American fusion and instead crossed the Rubicon into "what if everyone were an alcoholic" land

    Ok, fine, fair enough. That Jack Daniels maple syrup they make

    still gross dude! at least use something vaguely soup like like

    campbell's soup instead of regular broth

    914637C_Chunky_Rigatoni.png

    i recommend eating this with Guy Fieri's signature ranch-dipped meat pickle

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    also re: my chinese buffet approach- my racist uncle would always criticize my choice because he's like, don't get bulk shit like noodles and rice. that's cheap for them to make.

    and i'm like, but i enjoy those things...

    to which he responds yeah but then the restaurant's getting off easy, you need to get your money's worth

    lol

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    edited November 2015
    Feral wrote: »
    In Buffalo

    where the buffet that serves buffalo is in the shape of a buffalo

    It can be a Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffetlo

    I believe you see where I am going with this. Feel free to mentally follow this train of thought to the inevitable conclusion.

    "We were riding on the train when we looked out the window and saw that the conductor had jumped off and was running into a cornfield. He yelled something about feeling free to stay on the train.

    Long story short, we are now all ghosts."

    Gim on
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    ok ,watery sweet doesn't sound that appealing

    I need to try this though

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Pho, but instead of broth, Jack daniels

    i think you've departed the imaginary border of hyper Chinese-American fusion and instead crossed the Rubicon into "what if everyone were an alcoholic" land

    Ok, fine, fair enough. That Jack Daniels maple syrup they make

    still gross dude! at least use something vaguely soup like like

    campbell's soup instead of regular broth

    914637C_Chunky_Rigatoni.png

    The barely necessary french translation makes this great.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    chinese mexican burrito has the greatest logo and webpage

    and, fuck, the food actually looks pretty good

    IMG_2330.JPG

    there's way too much sauce on that shit

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    also re: my chinese buffet approach- my racist uncle would always criticize my choice because he's like, don't get bulk shit like noodles and rice. that's cheap for them to make.

    and i'm like, but i enjoy those things...

    to which he responds yeah but then the restaurant's getting off easy, you need to get your money's worth

    lol

    my dad used to react like this when I put ice in my fountain soda

    dad, i don't give a shit if this reduces the value proposal of my 7-11 soda by 10 cents, we live in a desert hellhole and it's 110 degrees outside, i want some fucking ice in my beverage

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    no mr simpson, not the steam trays

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Also, I was going to respond "*blank look*"

    but you all ruined that by making me want to respond in a more interactive fashion

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    In Buffalo

    where the buffet that serves buffalo is in the shape of a buffalo

    It can be a Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffetlo

    I believe you see where I am going with this. Feel free to mentally follow this train of thought to the inevitable conclusion.

    "We were riding on the train when we looked out the window and saw that the conductor had jumped off and was running into a cornfield. He said something about feeling free to stay on the train.

    Long story short, we are now all ghosts."

    then the train was suplexed by some jerk outta nowhere

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Pho, but instead of broth, Jack daniels

    i think you've departed the imaginary border of hyper Chinese-American fusion and instead crossed the Rubicon into "what if everyone were an alcoholic" land

    Ok, fine, fair enough. That Jack Daniels maple syrup they make

    still gross dude! at least use something vaguely soup like like

    campbell's soup instead of regular broth

    914637C_Chunky_Rigatoni.png

    I'm wary of any product that has the words ball and bustin' that close to each other.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Orphane wrote: »
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Pho, but instead of broth, Jack daniels

    i think you've departed the imaginary border of hyper Chinese-American fusion and instead crossed the Rubicon into "what if everyone were an alcoholic" land

    Ok, fine, fair enough. That Jack Daniels maple syrup they make

    still gross dude! at least use something vaguely soup like like

    campbell's soup instead of regular broth

    914637C_Chunky_Rigatoni.png

    yes exactly

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    y2jake215y2jake215 certified Flat Birther theorist the Last Good Boy onlineRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    also re: my chinese buffet approach- my racist uncle would always criticize my choice because he's like, don't get bulk shit like noodles and rice. that's cheap for them to make.

    and i'm like, but i enjoy those things...

    to which he responds yeah but then the restaurant's getting off easy, you need to get your money's worth

    lol

    my dad used to react like this when I put ice in my fountain soda

    dad, i don't give a shit if this reduces the value proposal of my 7-11 soda by 10 cents, we live in a desert hellhole and it's 110 degrees outside, i want some fucking ice in my beverage

    *shaking my head*

    Ice in the soda is a fools gambit, son

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    maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    also re: my chinese buffet approach- my racist uncle would always criticize my choice because he's like, don't get bulk shit like noodles and rice. that's cheap for them to make.

    and i'm like, but i enjoy those things...

    to which he responds yeah but then the restaurant's getting off easy, you need to get your money's worth

    lol

    what a sei gwai lo

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    and then Gim was the demons ghosts

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    that's the best example of their "50/50" style of food presentation. Which they, perhaps, rely on overly much if you're going to be a food critic about it.

    I mean, its actually pretty cool. It's a restaurant in a strip mall making Chinese food burritos, if you're expecting fancy plating you can politely fuck off and go somewhere else.

    It does make me want to try making burritos out of bulgogi and kimchi though.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    "Pub Inspired"

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    MrMisterMrMister Jesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered User regular
    My chinese foods of choice are hot & sour soup and scallion pancakes

    Used to go for the lemon / orange chicken, back when I ate meat, which is also about as super-sweet and hyper-americanized as it comes

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Oh my god there is a testimonial on their website that uses the phrase, "Go from six to mignight."

    Great, the burritos make your dick hard. Thanks for that image bud.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    It does make me want to try making burritos out of bulgogi and kimchi though.

    i can see it

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    also re: my chinese buffet approach- my racist uncle would always criticize my choice because he's like, don't get bulk shit like noodles and rice. that's cheap for them to make.

    and i'm like, but i enjoy those things...

    to which he responds yeah but then the restaurant's getting off easy, you need to get your money's worth

    lol

    There's a sushi buffet I go to sometimes. There's always a guy standing by the empty snow crab leg area, waiting. As soon as the legs come out, he takes like, 20 of them. Not because they're good. They're not. They are disgusting. They are z-grade frozen seafood. But they're nevertheless the most expensive item for the restaurant to buy. And that guy is getting his money's worth, enjoyment and good sense be damned!

    I will never understand this attitude.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    is it just me or is master of none kinda bad

    It's fine. It is very drawn out in places

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    My dick has been hard since we've been talking about the McRib

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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