"Hi, you looking for something?"
"Got anything for me?"
"You new, stranger?"
"Sure"
"Ah. Well I work for the Bretonia Police Authority. We run this base."
you will not find a representation of bar talk more true to life than freelancer
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Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
"Hope you enjoyed your 2 years of 50 GB, which was the perfect amount of storage! Now you can either pay nothing and have basically no storage, or you can pay a billion dollars for 20 petabytes of storage! WHICH WILL IT BE, ASSHOLE??"
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
"Hi, you looking for something?"
"Got anything for me?"
"You new, stranger?"
"Sure"
"Ah. Well I work for the Bretonia Police Authority. We run this base."
you will not find a representation of bar talk more true to life than freelancer
simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
I remember when I got mine pulled
One was coming in at a weird angle, the other on the top would probably come out fine, and the ones on the bottom were in a hazy may-come-out-but-maybe-not-but-probably-be-bad-angle territory
so I just had 'em all ripped out in one session
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
i will give someone thirty bucks to come to my home and rip out my wisdom teeth
okay sure
I've had two out and I have three dentists in my family so that basically makes me an expert
One of my college buddies has a dental practice near my office. I could probably "bro.
C'mmmmoooonnnnnn" him into doing it. I've never tried, but it seems like it'd work.
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
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So I am so slow, I had no idea that GOT's The Hound was Yarp from Hot Fuzz.
jungleroomx on
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
"Hope you enjoyed your 2 years of 50 GB, which was the perfect amount of storage! Now you can either pay nothing and have basically no storage, or you can pay a billion dollars for 20 petabytes of storage! WHICH WILL IT BE, ASSHOLE??"
I used to know a guy who worked there who would hand out space like candy, but I didn't use it back then.
Now I can't be all "hey bro remember me gimme some free shit"
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
i will give someone thirty bucks to come to my home and rip out my wisdom teeth
okay sure
I've had two out and I have three dentists in my family so that basically makes me an expert
One of my college buddies has a dental practice near my office. I could probably "bro.
C'mmmmoooonnnnnn" him into doing it. I've never tried, but it seems like it'd work.
pulling a wisdom tooth seems like something a dentist would easily do for a friend
my cousin's wife pulled her own between patients
she's one of those "what do you mean, pain?" kind of dentists and I tried my best to avoid having to have her do anything to my teeth
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
That BVS trailer makes the movie look like a mess.
It's Batman vs Superman! Now vs Lex Luthor! Now vs Wonder Woman! Now vs Killer Croc or something!
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
I know I'm going to go see Batman vs Superman
but at this point I'm not sure I'm going to enjoy it? There's nothing about its marketing that is really making me go "I can't wait to see this" in anything but a "how much of a hot mess is it going to be" way
but at this point I'm not sure I'm going to enjoy it? There's nothing about its marketing that is really making me go "I can't wait to see this" in anything but a "how much of a hot mess is it going to be" way
Doomsday. The monster who kills Superman.
Except we know the heroes will unite and beat Doomsday because there's going to be a Justice League sequel. Doomsday might as well be Killer Croc because victory is already assured.
but at this point I'm not sure I'm going to enjoy it? There's nothing about its marketing that is really making me go "I can't wait to see this" in anything but a "how much of a hot mess is it going to be" way
Doomsday. The monster who kills Superman.
Except we know the heroes will unite and beat Doomsday because there's going to be a Justice League sequel. Doomsday might as well be Killer Croc because victory is already assured.
Well, you never know when someone is going to have a bad day, pull a Douglas Adams and make it very, very explicit that the bad guys have won and the good guys are completely dead forever.
Except we know the heroes will unite and beat Doomsday because there's going to be a Justice League sequel. Doomsday might as well be Killer Croc because victory is already assured.
Yeah. I do enjoy that Clark has kind of amended himself to be Superman of the comics and he's trying to improve his image and be better.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
Doomsday was created from Zod's body tho? like huh?
Some stories have him originate on Krypton as a genetic experiment.
Every time he's killed, he gets stronger and comes back. Using him in another movie would be stupid though. If they did, he'd have to just be a minor footnote as the JLA takes care of him and whoops his ass.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
all I'm saying is that Justice League better include Martian Manhunter
Doomsday was created from Zod's body tho? like huh?
In the Superman cartoon, Bizarro was cloned by Lex Luthor using Superman's blood. If we want a powerful super villain/bioweapon, we have to turn off our brains and go with the flow here.
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"Got anything for me?"
"You new, stranger?"
"Sure"
"Ah. Well I work for the Bretonia Police Authority. We run this base."
you will not find a representation of bar talk more true to life than freelancer
OMG for real
"Hope you enjoyed your 2 years of 50 GB, which was the perfect amount of storage! Now you can either pay nothing and have basically no storage, or you can pay a billion dollars for 20 petabytes of storage! WHICH WILL IT BE, ASSHOLE??"
damn russian judge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-tzs47o33A
okay sure
I've had two out and I have three dentists in my family so that basically makes me an expert
Oooh I could use another odd job.
Cash or check?
(Sorry, DPA. :bro: Human teeth suck. )
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lWW4Pis2_E
it feels bad and you die early
One was coming in at a weird angle, the other on the top would probably come out fine, and the ones on the bottom were in a hazy may-come-out-but-maybe-not-but-probably-be-bad-angle territory
so I just had 'em all ripped out in one session
One of my college buddies has a dental practice near my office. I could probably "bro.
C'mmmmoooonnnnnn" him into doing it. I've never tried, but it seems like it'd work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj82mdng-ug
I used to know a guy who worked there who would hand out space like candy, but I didn't use it back then.
Now I can't be all "hey bro remember me gimme some free shit"
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
pulling a wisdom tooth seems like something a dentist would easily do for a friend
my cousin's wife pulled her own between patients
she's one of those "what do you mean, pain?" kind of dentists and I tried my best to avoid having to have her do anything to my teeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yViIi3gie2c
Why would Lex know who Clark Kent is, and why would he be excited that he's meeting Bruce Wayne?
It’s not a very important country most of the time
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mortious
There is a documentary on Netflix called electric boogaloo about action movies in the 80s
They dug too greedily! Too deep!
He will be the first person jailed for their comedy. Like a political prisoner, but funnier.
He will make a deeply uncomfortable show about the experience, including an episode on his own rape.
It's Batman vs Superman! Now vs Lex Luthor! Now vs Wonder Woman! Now vs Killer Croc or something!
but at this point I'm not sure I'm going to enjoy it? There's nothing about its marketing that is really making me go "I can't wait to see this" in anything but a "how much of a hot mess is it going to be" way
That's the one you think will get him jailed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRxAkNvnxhI
like, c'mon guys, it is a mild inconvenience for me to watch these, quit it
Doomsday. The monster who kills Superman.
Edit: fucking hell what am I doing
Except we know the heroes will unite and beat Doomsday because there's going to be a Justice League sequel. Doomsday might as well be Killer Croc because victory is already assured.
Well, you never know when someone is going to have a bad day, pull a Douglas Adams and make it very, very explicit that the bad guys have won and the good guys are completely dead forever.
Yeah. I do enjoy that Clark has kind of amended himself to be Superman of the comics and he's trying to improve his image and be better.
Some stories have him originate on Krypton as a genetic experiment.
Every time he's killed, he gets stronger and comes back. Using him in another movie would be stupid though. If they did, he'd have to just be a minor footnote as the JLA takes care of him and whoops his ass.
I'll meh at this here so I don't make a bunch of people butthurt by mehing at it in the DC thread.
meh
There have been a lot of comedians jailed before.
In the Superman cartoon, Bizarro was cloned by Lex Luthor using Superman's blood. If we want a powerful super villain/bioweapon, we have to turn off our brains and go with the flow here.
Is there a better way now?
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