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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Huh. There's an app for lesbians called Scissr.

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    CasualCasual Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Flap Flap Flap Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Huh. There's an app for lesbians called Scissr.

    you're surprised?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Huh. There's an app for lesbians called Scissr.

    you're surprised?

    I am surprised that I am surprised.

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Huh. There's an app for lesbians called Scissr.

    you're surprised?

    It is probably more a 'what a wonderful time we live in' thing.


    Honestly, I want hyper intelegent AI that take interest in ensuring my dick stays adequately wet.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Casual wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Huh. There's an app for lesbians called Scissr.

    you're surprised?

    I'd be more surprised if it was actually made by lesbians.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I feel like my dick is almost always appropriately wet

    ... How wet should my dick be usually tho

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    I like how my little sister who just moved out to Washington is all fired up to come out and spend Christmas with me.

    It's like...what are we going to do, roast a goose, go a-caroling?

    Little sister please, I'm going to drink, eat Chinese and play video games.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

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    redxredx I(x)=2(x)+1 whole numbersRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I feel like my dick is almost always appropriately wet

    ... How wet should my dick be usually tho

    More wet with the bodily fluids of other consenting adults, than like you know ball sweat.

    They moistly come out at night, moistly.
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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

    Don't shame me bro

    No hurtful comments

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I don't know that my dick has ever been wet with ball sweat

    Maybe

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

    Public nudity is a fetish that Naked News must scratch or else it wouldn't still be going 10 years later.

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

    I prefer to jerk it to normal news.

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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
    Alazull wrote: »
    I like how my little sister who just moved out to Washington is all fired up to come out and spend Christmas with me.

    It's like...what are we going to do, roast a goose, go a-caroling?

    Little sister please, I'm going to drink, eat Chinese and play video games.

    go wassailing

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Huh. There's an app for lesbians called Scissr.

    Is this even needed? It is my understanding that every lesbian ever has dated every other lesbian within a 100 km radius.

    THIS IS CONFIRMED BY THE L WORD

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

    who says you need to masturbate just because you're looking at naked people

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Julius wrote: »
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

    I prefer to jerk it to normal news.

    Ah yes show me how backed up traffic is.

    Oh yeah three hour delays being reported whisper it for me.

    OH GOD MULTI-CAR PILEUP.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    watching an xcom 2 preview video

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    yesssssssss

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    maybe they have blood pressure problems and need to get in as much boob viewing time as possible, as it is proven to be beneficial

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9rLeoM7TiQ

    every time you guys say Czar

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    Orphane wrote: »
    Alazull wrote: »
    I like how my little sister who just moved out to Washington is all fired up to come out and spend Christmas with me.

    It's like...what are we going to do, roast a goose, go a-caroling?

    Little sister please, I'm going to drink, eat Chinese and play video games.

    go wassailing

    I mean if I start at the top of the street, and just sing and drink all the way down...

    Could work.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

    who says you need to masturbate just because you're looking at naked people

    Americans say.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

    Don't shame me bro

    No hurtful comments

    oh. it's for you.

    that explains it.

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Wow, Naked News has been a thing since 1999.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

    who says you need to masturbate just because you're looking at naked people

    okay but if that's the case why do you need to look at naked people and get your daily news?

    if it's just more aesthetically pleasing then i'm pretty sure you're aesthetically pleasing your wiener

    and if that's the case why not just cut the news out of it completely?

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    it's kind of crazy how dated brostep already sounds

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    I mean, I can't feel sufficiently informed about the world and the local area on a daily basis unless I kill a man. So different strokes for different folks, I guess.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

    Public nudity is a fetish that Naked News must scratch or else it wouldn't still be going 10 years later.

    but it's not public. they're in a studio.

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    builderr0rbuilderr0r Registered User regular
    After a bunch of procrastinating studying, I ended up getting a 94 on my final exam! :)

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    Podly wrote: »
    it's kind of crazy how dated brostep already sounds

    you're trudging on someones halcyon days.

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    builderr0rbuilderr0r Registered User regular
    Oh we're talking about public nudity? Cool. :)

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

    who says you need to masturbate just because you're looking at naked people

    okay but if that's the case why do you need to look at naked people and get your daily news?

    if it's just more aesthetically pleasing then i'm pretty sure you're aesthetically pleasing your wiener

    and if that's the case why not just cut the news out of it completely?

    multitasking is key to an efficient life

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    also i just realized a major plot hole in a nightmare on elm street: if freddy was a paedophile, then why is he going after high school students?

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    GimGim a tall glass of water Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    Gim wrote: »
    Huh. There's an app for lesbians called Scissr.

    Is this even needed? It is my understanding that every lesbian ever has dated every other lesbian within a 100 km radius.

    THIS IS CONFIRMED BY THE L WORD

    I have a lesbian friend who belongs to a particular niche community.

    When she started dating her most recent girlfriend everybody in that community knew about it by the end of the first day. That is some damn efficient networking.

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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

    who says you need to masturbate just because you're looking at naked people

    okay but if that's the case why do you need to look at naked people and get your daily news?

    if it's just more aesthetically pleasing then i'm pretty sure you're aesthetically pleasing your wiener

    and if that's the case why not just cut the news out of it completely?

    multitasking is key to an efficient life
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

    who says you need to masturbate just because you're looking at naked people

    okay but if that's the case why do you need to look at naked people and get your daily news?

    if it's just more aesthetically pleasing then i'm pretty sure you're aesthetically pleasing your wiener

    and if that's the case why not just cut the news out of it completely?

    multitasking is key to an efficient life

    if you can focus on getting off and absorbing the daily news you're a better person than I am.

    to be fair one of the best ever orgasms I ever had was while masturbating and an episode of spongebob made me laugh as I climaxed.

    not that I was masturbating to spongebob but I didn't bother to turn off the TV.

    point is. i don't understand what niche this show fills and it perturbs me.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.

    what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?

    Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?

    Public nudity is a fetish that Naked News must scratch or else it wouldn't still be going 10 years later.

    but it's not public. they're in a studio.

    That's not the point. They're doing something naked that's not supposed to be done naked and that's kinda hot.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited December 2015
    the only way naked news is going away is if the actual news gets naked

    do you guys think anderson cooper has the body of a greek deity

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    AlazullAlazull Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.Registered User regular
    God dammit little sister now wants to talk about doing violence to our aunt.

    Woman I do not need this kind of negativity in my life during three-day weekend.

    User name Alazull on Steam, PSN, Nintenders, Epic, etc.
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Gim wrote: »
    Wow, Naked News has been a thing since 1999.

    Kanye was in the promo video at the center of their site (not naked).

    I am really unsure how to feel about this.

    I ate an engineer
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