I was just accidentally reminded that Naked News is still a thing.
what on earth is wrong with us? how is this a show?
Like. . .is there someone out there who needs to masturbate while staying informed that can't just otherwise masturbate and stay informed?
You can watch the news an get depressed, watch the daily show and laugh, or watch naked new a wank between the reports of mass shootings, fluff pieces if you will.
I don't think there is a moral difference between them or anything.
I'll also add Naked News would be diminished if it weren't just simple nudity but was instead more explicit. Reading the news while while being tag teamed isn't half as charming as just undressing and the show would quickly lose appeal.
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simonwolfi can feel a differencetoday, a differenceRegistered Userregular
Has someone made a musical of Lolita that is just Evita with the names changed
I'll also add Naked News would be diminished if it weren't just simple nudity but was instead more explicit. Reading the news while while being tag teamed isn't half as charming as just undressing and the show would quickly lose appeal.
That's actually a porn thing though.
and i totally get why that's a thing.
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spacekungfumanPoor and minority-filledRegistered User, __BANNED USERSregular
I'll also add Naked News would be diminished if it weren't just simple nudity but was instead more explicit. Reading the news while while being tag teamed isn't half as charming as just undressing and the show would quickly lose appeal.
That's actually a porn thing though.
and i totally get why that's a thing.
Naked News is Jaime Lee Curtis' clothed striptease from True Lies.
EDIT: That's a good thing.
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I like how the girl is just as disinterested now as she was then.
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y2jake215certified Flat Birther theoristthe Last Good Boy onlineRegistered Userregular
I'll also add Naked News would be diminished if it weren't just simple nudity but was instead more explicit. Reading the news while while being tag teamed isn't half as charming as just undressing and the show would quickly lose appeal.
Kind of like how the blurred lines video is so good.
I'll also add Naked News would be diminished if it weren't just simple nudity but was instead more explicit. Reading the news while while being tag teamed isn't half as charming as just undressing and the show would quickly lose appeal.
That's actually a porn thing though.
and i totally get why that's a thing.
Well... You'd need to work up the the lead story. Foreplay during the local pieces, have the financial new reader getting a bjer, and some sort of reciprocal not p in v sex for the entertainment news, and then hardcore deep fucking for poll numbers or bdsm for global warming coverage.
I'll also add Naked News would be diminished if it weren't just simple nudity but was instead more explicit. Reading the news while while being tag teamed isn't half as charming as just undressing and the show would quickly lose appeal.
That's actually a porn thing though.
and i totally get why that's a thing.
Well... You'd need to work up the the lead story. Foreplay during the local pieces, have the financial new reader getting a bjer, and some sort of reciprocal not p in v sex for the entertainment news, and then hardcore deep fucking for poll numbers or bdsm for global warming coverage.
there's a surprising amount of
"someone has sex with someone while they try to do something normal and ignore the sex"
Posts
because they are the children of the people who murdered him.
You can watch the news an get depressed, watch the daily show and laugh, or watch naked new a wank between the reports of mass shootings, fluff pieces if you will.
I don't think there is a moral difference between them or anything.
then the distance unaffected stare of your avatar makes a lot of sense.
does he actually say that, though? i haven't seen the movie in a while
Ephebophilia does not put asses in seats.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Surely a man doesn't need an excuse to haunt teenagers.
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Fuck Joe Manchin
it's a thing. he's punishing the people who killed him for being a pedo.
which is. . .yeah.
Pretty sure it is heavily implied that the parents of the kids were part of the mob that killed him yes.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Oh no.
Yes.
Lolita.
i remember that, but i don't remember freddy actually saying that's the reason he's targeting them
And American Beauty.
I knew I was wrong as soon as I said it.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Agreed. Don't need to be entertained by porn beyond entertains your penis into being erect.
Never pay 4 porn.
if not: off-broadway, here I come
I was going to add that into the list but then I thought about Kevin Spacey lifting weights in his garage and ended up distracted by a plastic bag.
but then again - i despise all things spacey, so I'm probably biased
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
That's actually a porn thing though.
and i totally get why that's a thing.
It's not a song, padly. It's a picture. And if you were Skfm, that's all it would ever be to you too.
So I assume you don't like the breakfast club?
the best thing about this is the striped socks being made with yellow tape for the reenactment
Naked News is Jaime Lee Curtis' clothed striptease from True Lies.
EDIT: That's a good thing.
i like the breakfast club enough to have seen it in theaters last month
its the right kind of self important wankfest, one that has lines like "hot beef injection"
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Kind of like how the blurred lines video is so good.
The best thing about that is the lack of amusement on the girl's face.
I couldn't find a way to word that. ty
Don't cry for me, Humbert Humbert! :whistle:
I made wassail once and it was like $60 of ingredients and it tasted like barf
but I sure did choke most of it down
CZAR'D!!!!!!
See, @Donkey Kong this is how you use it.
brandy + apple cider + heat
there ya go.
* Camelot, My Fair Lady, Brigadoon. The guy was pretty good, which makes the poor quality of Lolita surprising.
Well... You'd need to work up the the lead story. Foreplay during the local pieces, have the financial new reader getting a bjer, and some sort of reciprocal not p in v sex for the entertainment news, and then hardcore deep fucking for poll numbers or bdsm for global warming coverage.
there's a surprising amount of
"someone has sex with someone while they try to do something normal and ignore the sex"
porn.