This Christmas I'm bringing my boyfriend home because his family is Jewish and Muslim and he wants to do Christmas. Christmas Eve dinner is with my dad's side of the family, who are mildly homophobic.
Did I say mildly? I mean they drop F bombs and tell jokes where gay voice is the punchline.
Maybe we will make out at the dinner table idk.
Wait
Jewish and Muslim? And Mexican? Or has this changed recently
Oh nope it is all three.
Better hope they don't elect trump
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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"Fuck" is such an inoffensive word. There's no point in even calling it vulgar or assigning it any euphemisms.
I blame the internet, there is just so much weird and unusual shit out there, that the word fuck is kinda vanilla. I can download a video of a ventriloquist having sex with her puppet and doing both the puppet's voice and her own. After seeing something like that, mundane words are just that.
"Fuck" is such an inoffensive word. There's no point in even calling it vulgar or assigning it any euphemisms.
I blame the internet, there is just so much weird and unusual shit out there, that the word fuck is kinda vanilla. I can download a video of a ventriloquist having sex with her puppet and doing both the puppet's voice and her own. After seeing something like that, mundane words are just that.
Did you see the one where the girls shit in a cup and eat it?
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
"Fuck" is such an inoffensive word. There's no point in even calling it vulgar or assigning it any euphemisms.
I blame the internet, there is just so much weird and unusual shit out there, that the word fuck is kinda vanilla. I can download a video of a ventriloquist having sex with her puppet and doing both the puppet's voice and her own. After seeing something like that, mundane words are just that.
"Fuck" is such an inoffensive word. There's no point in even calling it vulgar or assigning it any euphemisms.
I blame the internet, there is just so much weird and unusual shit out there, that the word fuck is kinda vanilla. I can download a video of a ventriloquist having sex with her puppet and doing both the puppet's voice and her own. After seeing something like that, mundane words are just that.
Did you see the one where the girls shit in a cup and eat it?
That's so 2007. And that is just kinda gross, not really weird.
I did recently run into a clown fucking a rubber chicken. That was odd and fun.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered Userregular
This Christmas I'm bringing my boyfriend home because his family is Jewish and Muslim and he wants to do Christmas. Christmas Eve dinner is with my dad's side of the family, who are mildly homophobic.
Did I say mildly? I mean they drop F bombs and tell jokes where gay voice is the punchline.
Maybe we will make out at the dinner table idk.
oh jeez
maybe make out for an uncomfortable amount of time every time that happens
"Fuck" is such an inoffensive word. There's no point in even calling it vulgar or assigning it any euphemisms.
I blame the internet, there is just so much weird and unusual shit out there, that the word fuck is kinda vanilla. I can download a video of a ventriloquist having sex with her puppet and doing both the puppet's voice and her own. After seeing something like that, mundane words are just that.
This Christmas I'm bringing my boyfriend home because his family is Jewish and Muslim and he wants to do Christmas. Christmas Eve dinner is with my dad's side of the family, who are mildly homophobic.
Did I say mildly? I mean they drop F bombs and tell jokes where gay voice is the punchline.
Maybe we will make out at the dinner table idk.
oh jeez
maybe make out for an uncomfortable amount of time every time that happens
five minutes per f bomb uncle jim you know the rules
This Christmas I'm bringing my boyfriend home because his family is Jewish and Muslim and he wants to do Christmas. Christmas Eve dinner is with my dad's side of the family, who are mildly homophobic.
Did I say mildly? I mean they drop F bombs and tell jokes where gay voice is the punchline.
Maybe we will make out at the dinner table idk.
oh jeez
maybe make out for an uncomfortable amount of time every time that happens
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Better hope they don't elect trump
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
who gives a fuck
I... I'm scared robot.
A gay islamic mexican jew
he...he might be the only one in existence
DK treat him rite
Ok Fred Durst
:winky:
I want to nickname him the tumblr crusher.
he might be obama
shh... shhhhhhhhh...
He must be absolutely invincible to insults in COD multiplayer.
Omg
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Did you see the one where the girls shit in a cup and eat it?
Bag (you old bag)
The f bomb
Gag
Hag
Jag
Lag (this one is mild but we all hate it)
Nag
Rag
Sag
Wag
There's like... mag and tag that are neutral.
A weirdly negative syllable
Link?
For a friend.
I did recently run into a clown fucking a rubber chicken. That was odd and fun.
dag
oh jeez
maybe make out for an uncomfortable amount of time every time that happens
Zag is cool
Doesn't end in English
Gulag
Stalag
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
what a great word
It's the noise many people make when vomiting. Unless our culture pivots towards a more pro vomit stance I imagine this trend shall continue.
is he as hairy as you?
five minutes per f bomb uncle jim you know the rules
wag is a derogatory or negative word
idgi
puppies are all about wag
Maybe nothing. Make out in front of them!
@surrealitycheck RIPag
ya like dags?
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
rogue squadron is on gog
HMMMMMMM
That's poetry right there.
NO DONT SAY IT OUT LOUD THATS HOW THE GAYS FIND YO-
oh I guess in your case its cool
its cool
i unno i was just following what everyone else was doing
The bartender goes "Hi DK's boyfriend"
#hackjokes