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The great thing about corpses is, they can't say "No".

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    CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The corpse just jumped in front of his dick and he didn't have time to stop.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    maybe he killed her with his massive erection

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Maybe she was asking for it with the way she dressed

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Man, I bet she was just lying there all naked like what, he's not supposed to look?

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the corpse obviously came onto him first

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    she totally consented beforehand
    he was just so hot that he took her breath away
    and it didn't return
    and he didn't notice

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    So is kissing your just murdered brides corpse in a fit of passionate grief the lighter side of necrophilia?

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    the lighter side of necrophilia is set to benny hill

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    KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    the lighter side of necrophilia is set to benny hill

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the lighter side of necrophilia is set to benny hill

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the lighter side of necrophelia is set to benny hill

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the lighter side of necrophelia is

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the lighter side of necrophilia

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hill benny

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    BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The lighter side of
    Benny Hill
    is
    necrophelia

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the benny hill of necrophilia

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    ZzuluZzulu Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    and the circle is complete

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    furries

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    As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Yakkity Sex

    *with a corpse.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
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    So what is desecrating human remains in the first degree?


    Because I would have thought fucking them would be considered pretty desecrating.

    Fucking a corpse with malice aforethought.

    So I looked it up and it turns out that there's no such thing as desecrating human remains in the first degree in New Jersey.

    Crazy.

    How about in the .999...st degree?

    Could be a semantics thing.
    I'm so sorry.

    Jimothy, you dickbag. We're trying to have a nice, quiet conversation about corpse-fucking here.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    look here's how I see it

    it's like how the first time you do drugs it's with your cool older brother, and everything is cool and clean

    but eventually you're boiling a CD someone did coke off of and eating the stuff that floats to the top

    the dude started off on like, a super-hot 22 year old who died of alcohol poisoning--no marks or anything, still warm

    but before he knew it, he had to have it

    and a day rolled around where the best corpse available was, well

    circa 1905

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    look here's how I see it

    it's like how the first time you do drugs it's with your cool older brother, and everything is cool and clean

    but eventually you're boiling a CD someone did coke off of and eating the stuff that floats to the top

    the dude started off on like, a super-hot 22 year old who died of alcohol poisoning--no marks or anything, still warm

    but before he knew it, he had to have it

    and a day rolled around where the best corpse available was, well

    circa 1905

    No, nothing near the same.

    You can't compare doing drugs as necrophiliac.

    I mean, doing drugs the first time is not the same as fucking a dead person for the first time.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    look here's how I see it

    it's like how the first time you do drugs it's with your cool older brother, and everything is cool and clean

    but eventually you're boiling a CD someone did coke off of and eating the stuff that floats to the top

    the dude started off on like, a super-hot 22 year old who died of alcohol poisoning--no marks or anything, still warm

    but before he knew it, he had to have it

    and a day rolled around where the best corpse available was, well

    circa 1905

    No, nothing near the same.

    You can't compare doing drugs as necrophiliac.

    I mean, doing drugs the first time is not the same as fucking a dead person for the first time.

    what, no

    I'm not making excuses

    I'm just saying he didn't start off on centurians

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    yeah, but there's no circle of friends applying dead-body-fucking peer pressure

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    i hope

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    there could be

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    there should be

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    the wook wrote: »
    yeah, but there's no circle of friends applying dead-body-fucking peer pressure

    "Just do it man"

    "Yeah, stick it in her"

    "We all did it, you know you wanna be like us"

    "Look at her, all cold and stiff. I bet the mortis rigor is still in there man"

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    FreddyDFreddyD Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    the wook wrote: »
    yeah, but there's no circle of friends applying dead-body-fucking peer pressure

    "Just do it man"

    "Yeah, stick it in her"

    "We all did it, you know you wanna be like us"

    "Look at her, all cold and stiff. I bet the mortis rigor is still in there man"
    The first rule of corpse fucking club...

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    all chanting "PLOW THAT CADAVER! PLOW THAT CADAVER! PLOW THAT CADAVER!"

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    JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    look here's how I see it

    it's like how the first time you do drugs it's with your cool older brother, and everything is cool and clean

    but eventually you're boiling a CD someone did coke off of and eating the stuff that floats to the top

    the dude started off on like, a super-hot 22 year old who died of alcohol poisoning--no marks or anything, still warm

    but before he knew it, he had to have it

    and a day rolled around where the best corpse available was, well

    circa 1905

    No, nothing near the same.

    You can't compare doing drugs as necrophiliac.

    I mean, doing drugs the first time is not the same as fucking a dead person for the first time.

    How do you know?

    We'd have to ask someone who has tried both.

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    look here's how I see it

    it's like how the first time you do drugs it's with your cool older brother, and everything is cool and clean

    but eventually you're boiling a CD someone did coke off of and eating the stuff that floats to the top

    the dude started off on like, a super-hot 22 year old who died of alcohol poisoning--no marks or anything, still warm

    but before he knew it, he had to have it

    and a day rolled around where the best corpse available was, well

    circa 1905

    No, nothing near the same.

    You can't compare doing drugs as necrophiliac.

    I mean, doing drugs the first time is not the same as fucking a dead person for the first time.

    what, no

    I'm not making excuses

    I'm just saying he didn't start off on centurions

    Man and machine, power extreme

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    Stormin JoeStormin Joe Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    This is an incredible thread

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    look here's how I see it

    it's like how the first time you do drugs it's with your cool older brother, and everything is cool and clean

    but eventually you're boiling a CD someone did coke off of and eating the stuff that floats to the top

    the dude started off on like, a super-hot 22 year old who died of alcohol poisoning--no marks or anything, still warm

    but before he knew it, he had to have it

    and a day rolled around where the best corpse available was, well

    circa 1905

    No, nothing near the same.

    You can't compare doing drugs as necrophiliac.

    I mean, doing drugs the first time is not the same as fucking a dead person for the first time.

    what, no

    I'm not making excuses

    I'm just saying he didn't start off on centurians

    Technically a ninety-five year old person is a nonagenarian, not a centenarian.

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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    look here's how I see it

    it's like how the first time you do drugs it's with your cool older brother, and everything is cool and clean

    but eventually you're boiling a CD someone did coke off of and eating the stuff that floats to the top

    the dude started off on like, a super-hot 22 year old who died of alcohol poisoning--no marks or anything, still warm

    but before he knew it, he had to have it

    and a day rolled around where the best corpse available was, well

    circa 1905

    No, nothing near the same.

    You can't compare doing drugs as necrophiliac.

    I mean, doing drugs the first time is not the same as fucking a dead person for the first time.

    How do you know?

    We'd have to ask someone who has tried both.

    All I'm saying is that I can't image that the need and lust for fucking a dead body is the same as the need as lust for a drug that causes physical and mental withdrawal.

    As well, I don't believe that having a joint with "your cooler older brother" is the same as fucking a dead body with "your cooler older brother".

    It just mentally doesn't work. I mean, just think about it.

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    SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
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    OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    look here's how I see it

    it's like how the first time you do drugs it's with your cool older brother, and everything is cool and clean

    but eventually you're boiling a CD someone did coke off of and eating the stuff that floats to the top

    the dude started off on like, a super-hot 22 year old who died of alcohol poisoning--no marks or anything, still warm

    but before he knew it, he had to have it

    and a day rolled around where the best corpse available was, well

    circa 1905

    No, nothing near the same.

    You can't compare doing drugs as necrophiliac.

    I mean, doing drugs the first time is not the same as fucking a dead person for the first time.

    what, no

    I'm not making excuses

    I'm just saying he didn't start off on centurians

    Technically a ninety-five year old person is a nonagenarian, not a centenarian.

    Actually, technically, who gives a fuck?

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    Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    in the back seat of my geo metro

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    look here's how I see it

    it's like how the first time you do drugs it's with your cool older brother, and everything is cool and clean

    but eventually you're boiling a CD someone did coke off of and eating the stuff that floats to the top

    the dude started off on like, a super-hot 22 year old who died of alcohol poisoning--no marks or anything, still warm

    but before he knew it, he had to have it

    and a day rolled around where the best corpse available was, well

    circa 1905

    No, nothing near the same.

    You can't compare doing drugs as necrophiliac.

    I mean, doing drugs the first time is not the same as fucking a dead person for the first time.

    what, no

    I'm not making excuses

    I'm just saying he didn't start off on centurians

    Technically a ninety-five year old person is a nonagenarian, not a centenarian.

    Actually, technically, who gives a fuck?

    People who are extremely anal about things?

    Like me?

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    the wookthe wook Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    look here's how I see it

    it's like how the first time you do drugs it's with your cool older brother, and everything is cool and clean

    but eventually you're boiling a CD someone did coke off of and eating the stuff that floats to the top

    the dude started off on like, a super-hot 22 year old who died of alcohol poisoning--no marks or anything, still warm

    but before he knew it, he had to have it

    and a day rolled around where the best corpse available was, well

    circa 1905

    No, nothing near the same.

    You can't compare doing drugs as necrophiliac.

    I mean, doing drugs the first time is not the same as fucking a dead person for the first time.

    what, no

    I'm not making excuses

    I'm just saying he didn't start off on centurians

    Technically a ninety-five year old person is a nonagenarian, not a centenarian.

    Actually, technically, who gives a fuck?

    People who are extremely anal about things?

    Like me?

    anal doesn't experience as much as a dropoff from live to dead people

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