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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    technically, a centurion is a rad dude who was in the Roman army and commanded a squad of one hundred men

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    yes isn't it centenarian for a hunerd year old

    EDIT:yeah it is

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Jimothy wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    look here's how I see it

    it's like how the first time you do drugs it's with your cool older brother, and everything is cool and clean

    but eventually you're boiling a CD someone did coke off of and eating the stuff that floats to the top

    the dude started off on like, a super-hot 22 year old who died of alcohol poisoning--no marks or anything, still warm

    but before he knew it, he had to have it

    and a day rolled around where the best corpse available was, well

    circa 1905

    No, nothing near the same.

    You can't compare doing drugs as necrophiliac.

    I mean, doing drugs the first time is not the same as fucking a dead person for the first time.

    How do you know?

    We'd have to ask someone who has tried both.

    All I'm saying is that I can't image that the need and lust for fucking a dead body is the same as the need as lust for a drug that causes physical and mental withdrawal.

    As well, I don't believe that having a joint with "your cooler older brother" is the same as fucking a dead body with "your cooler older brother".

    It just mentally doesn't work. I mean, just think about it.

    it sounds like you're assuming a lot about what frat boys will and won't do

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    Man I will clear this mixup immediately.

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Ugg, I just remember that Halloween is over so I have to make a new sig/avatar.

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  • KilljoyKilljoy __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2007
    I'm gonna go all C. Auguste Dupin on this case.

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    deeeesperate

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    wait. what.



    what.

    D:

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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I wonder if the body turned to dust

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    wait. what.



    what.

    D:

    Let me clear this up for you.

    This guy, he had sex with a dead body.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    wait. what.



    what.

    D:

    Let me clear this up for you.

    This guy, he had sex with a dead body.

    And this dead body? Used to be an old woman. A very old woman. Now it's just a dead woman, who also happens to be old.

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Killjoy wrote: »
    I'm gonna go all C. Auguste Dupin on this case.

    If that were true you would have solved it already

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Orestes wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    wait. what.



    what.

    D:

    Let me clear this up for you.

    This guy, he had sex with a dead body.

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    :?: :?: :?:

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    sad belruel is always sideways

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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hey TDOT want to watch avatar with me

    I get together with some dudes one a week and we watch avatar and a different dubbed martial arts movie and eat chinese food

    you can come if you want

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    nah that's okay

    thanks for offering, though

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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    sad belruel is always sideways

    so sad that i am sideways.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    sad belruel is always sideways

    so sad that i am sideways.

    it's okay little bee you can be upright someday if you just believe

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    edited November 2007
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  • BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    BEELIEVE

    oh you fag.
    that means i love you, right?

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    The Far Side wrote: »
    BEELIEVE

    Teefs i swear you are the funniest person in the world.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    believe and clap your hands

    and wish wish wish

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    I wish teefs was more funny.

    And less unfunny.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    postpostpostpostpostpostpostpostpostneonumoderndeconstructive

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  • Charles KinboteCharles Kinbote Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Belruel wrote: »
    The Far Side wrote: »
    BEELIEVE

    oh you fag.
    that means i love you, right?

    unbeelievable amounts of animalsity.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Wait. You can boil a CD someone did coke off of and WHAT

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  • ShoggothShoggoth Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Cardboard Tube wrote: »
    I mean jeez, the guy knows like 4 martial arts. He could have just knocked someone out and fucked em. That's what I'd do.

    Hell I'm going to go and do it now.

    Priceless.

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  • TrexyTrexy Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ^^^YOU'RE LATE


    Boil a CD?
    that won't taste good
    not even with pasta

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  • OrestesOrestes Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    trentsteel wrote: »
    Wait. You can boil a CD someone did coke off of and WHAT

    Can people not read?

    THEY BOIL THE CD AND EAT THE STUFF THAT COMES TO THE TOP. BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE DRUGS IN IT TOO.

    God.

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  • JimothyJimothy Not in front of the fox he's with the owlRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    hey TDOT want to watch avatar with me

    I get together with some dudes one a week and we watch avatar and a different dubbed martial arts movie and eat chinese food

    you can come if you want

    This is such a great idea, I can't believe I never thought of it.

    Avatar and Chinese food.

    Genius.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    uh oh

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    hey are there any mods online? is there a way I can check?

    it's been more than a month and I want to ask if I can start an MSPaint thread

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    and then we can all hang out and ask the 6 people who can draw to draw the rest of us until they get sick of it and refuse to draw for us anymore.

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  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    You sound bitter.

    Did someone refuse to draw you?

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited November 2007
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    hey are there any mods online? is there a way I can check?

    it's been more than a month and I want to ask if I can start an MSPaint thread

    Tools - Who's Online

    There you go!

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    there either aren't any on or I'm doing it wrong

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited November 2007
    there aren't any

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    that's both a relief and a disappointment

    see I've actually got a lot of free time this weekend, which is unusual for me

    so I was hoping to draw penises and have other people draw penises with me

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited November 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Orestes wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    look here's how I see it

    it's like how the first time you do drugs it's with your cool older brother, and everything is cool and clean

    but eventually you're boiling a CD someone did coke off of and eating the stuff that floats to the top

    the dude started off on like, a super-hot 22 year old who died of alcohol poisoning--no marks or anything, still warm

    but before he knew it, he had to have it

    and a day rolled around where the best corpse available was, well

    circa 1905

    No, nothing near the same.

    You can't compare doing drugs as necrophiliac.

    I mean, doing drugs the first time is not the same as fucking a dead person for the first time.

    what, no

    I'm not making excuses

    I'm just saying he didn't start off on centurians

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    I would hope not. That would be a pretty formidable sex partner.

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