It's a small, 15 inch pad that can attach easily to your fanny pack.
Simply turn the knob to "flirt" when you engage with an attractive person. If they turn their knob to "flirt" as well, wedding bells are in the future!
If they turn their knob to "slug" then uh-oh! Looks like love's not in the cards today for you, Buster Brown.
Flirt Knob(tm): "Flirting Made Sensible"
Flirt Knob expansion packs available in stores now.
Batteries not included.
"Flirt Knob" sounds lewd as fuck
Because "fanny pack" doesn't??
Been hanging out with too many Brits for that one to not make me giggle now
It's a small, 15 inch pad that can attach easily to your fanny pack.
Simply turn the knob to "flirt" when you engage with an attractive person. If they turn their knob to "flirt" as well, wedding bells are in the future!
If they turn their knob to "slug" then uh-oh! Looks like love's not in the cards today for you, Buster Brown.
Flirt Knob(tm): "Flirting Made Sensible"
Flirt Knob expansion packs available in stores now.
Batteries not included.
"Flirt Knob" sounds lewd as fuck
Because "fanny pack" doesn't??
Been hanging out with too many Brits for that one to not make me giggle now
Fanny pack is pretty funny too. I guess "flirt knob" caught me off guard is all.
I really do hate it when movies show romantic persistence despite a lack of reciprocal feelings as a virtue. I never really acted on those feelings as a teenager but I had them and it was fucked up, and it fucked me up.
These days I try very hard not to act in.the manner that, honestly? society raised me to. Feminism is basically my moral code re. all that these days and thank God it's there to tell me the best way to be.
Ok, so we're all agreed that I'm basically a mental patient on extended shore leave, right? Ok.
So I'm hanging out with several coworkers after an asskicking Friday night shift and there's a desperate need for beers and shots because we're all ready to just start murdering customers. We walk across the street to our watering hole and make our way to the patio and start knocking them back. Most everyone of us was swing shift (open the joint, work through Happy Hour) and we're all just griping about how much we smell like sweat, spilled sodas, spilled beer and buffalo wing sauce; we've had it with life for the day and we were quite happy to be left the fuck alone.
Problem is, several of the cocktail waitresses were quite stunning and kept getting all kinds of the wrong attention (loud, drunk, obnoxious) from a couple of random assholes. The Curtain v. Drapes Question got asked and my brain just sort of ... split ... into several different parts, one of which took control of my mouth as I stepped in between my coworker and the douchebag:
"Well, since you asked so nicely, the short answer is Yes."
*stunned silence from everyone*
"The long answer is Sort-Of since I shave my head every other day, but my BALLS ONLY GET SHAVED TWICE A WEEK. I'D BE HAPPY TO SHOW YOU RIGHT NOW BUT I NEED AT LEAST TWO MORE SHOTS AND TWENTY DOLLARS BECAUSE I'M KINDA DRUNK BUT NOT DRUNK ENOUGH."
(The part with the all-caps is where I pitched my voice a little, not sure if that was obvious or not.)
I've stumbled across a profile of an American in London and I'm quite convinced he has copy and pasted his job profile onto his profile. I wish I could share it, he's had an impressive professional life, but I know nothing about him as a person.
I really do hate it when movies show romantic persistence despite a lack of reciprocal feelings as a virtue. I never really acted on those feelings as a teenager but I had them and it was fucked up, and it fucked me up.
These days I try very hard not to act in.the manner that, honestly? society raised me to. Feminism is basically my moral code re. all that these days and thank God it's there to tell me the best way to be.
Good Luck Chuck. Maybe the worst example I've ever seen. That movie hurt my brain. I don't think I'll ever recover.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
I've stumbled across a profile of an American in London and I'm quite convinced he has copy and pasted his job profile onto his profile. I wish I could share it, he's had an impressive professional life, but I know nothing about him as a person.
Au contraire, I think that tells you a lot about him as a person.
I've stumbled across a profile of an American in London and I'm quite convinced he has copy and pasted his job profile onto his profile. I wish I could share it, he's had an impressive professional life, but I know nothing about him as a person.
Au contraire, I think that tells you a lot about him as a person.
It might just tell me that he's crap about writing about himself and his personal life. But yeah, he loooves his work I think.
I've stumbled across a profile of an American in London and I'm quite convinced he has copy and pasted his job profile onto his profile. I wish I could share it, he's had an impressive professional life, but I know nothing about him as a person.
Au contraire, I think that tells you a lot about him as a person.
It might just tell me that he's crap about writing about himself and his personal life. But yeah, he loooves his work I think.
I'm now picturing someone filling out their dating site profile like a CV, with a list of former partners, references, and qualifications.
I've stumbled across a profile of an American in London and I'm quite convinced he has copy and pasted his job profile onto his profile. I wish I could share it, he's had an impressive professional life, but I know nothing about him as a person.
Au contraire, I think that tells you a lot about him as a person.
It might just tell me that he's crap about writing about himself and his personal life. But yeah, he loooves his work I think.
I'm now picturing someone filling out their dating site profile like a CV, with a list of former partners, references, and qualifications.
I once wrote a reference for an ex to give to new partners as a joke between us, I wish I'd kept it as it was a work of art. Full of lies, but some of my best work.
I've stumbled across a profile of an American in London and I'm quite convinced he has copy and pasted his job profile onto his profile. I wish I could share it, he's had an impressive professional life, but I know nothing about him as a person.
Does he mention anything about avoiding dates during full moons?
I've stumbled across a profile of an American in London and I'm quite convinced he has copy and pasted his job profile onto his profile. I wish I could share it, he's had an impressive professional life, but I know nothing about him as a person.
Au contraire, I think that tells you a lot about him as a person.
It might just tell me that he's crap about writing about himself and his personal life. But yeah, he loooves his work I think.
I'm now picturing someone filling out their dating site profile like a CV, with a list of former partners, references, and qualifications.
Ah, so much like my actual resume, very sparse and generally lacking in content and qualifications.
I've stumbled across a profile of an American in London and I'm quite convinced he has copy and pasted his job profile onto his profile. I wish I could share it, he's had an impressive professional life, but I know nothing about him as a person.
Au contraire, I think that tells you a lot about him as a person.
It might just tell me that he's crap about writing about himself and his personal life. But yeah, he loooves his work I think.
I'm now picturing someone filling out their dating site profile like a CV, with a list of former partners, references, and qualifications.
Ah, so much like my actual resume, very sparse and generally lacking in content and qualifications.
While mine would be one long entry and a whole lot of flimsy secondary credentials that I hope are of relevance and interest.
Is it bad if he loves his work? I guess there is a line. I'm very dull without my work I fear, I use it rather as a shield, maybe he is doing that?
You aren't dull at all! You're a great conversationalist! Very good company
Thanks chuck, thats actually quite reassuring to know.
No trouble! You're very chatty in the best of ways, so don't worry at all.
She is? I don't think she spoke a peep on Rabb.it last time. Lots of architectural style workings it looked like. It was just me and Bagel shouting at each other.
Speaking of I liked our TRL experience last time bagel, tofys, plat, et al. (I'm totally forgetting people.) Would do again.
We should do a themed music night. 80's night. I vote 80's night.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
Is it bad if he loves his work? I guess there is a line. I'm very dull without my work I fear, I use it rather as a shield, maybe he is doing that?
You aren't dull at all! You're a great conversationalist! Very good company
Thanks chuck, thats actually quite reassuring to know.
No trouble! You're very chatty in the best of ways, so don't worry at all.
She is? I don't think she spoke a peep on Rabb.it last time. Lots of architectural style workings it looked like. It was just me and Bagel shouting at each other.
Speaking of I liked our TRL experience last time bagel, tofys, plat, et al. (I'm totally forgetting people.) Would do again.
We should do a themed music night. 80's night. I vote 80's night.
Look, Liiya's very important and it takes the likes of Solar to get her full undivided attention. I, for one, was just happy to see her.
Rabb.it ain't the same as a regular conversation though, really
For my especially due to shit tech, but even then, different from being at the pub
oh yeah, sir fab was there, but couldn't really talk due to lag. I mean, we were drinking beer though, so it was sort of like the pub. It was like a loud shitty bar, where half the people can't hear.
and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
but they're listening to every word I say
Rabb.it ain't the same as a regular conversation though, really
For my especially due to shit tech, but even then, different from being at the pub
oh yeah, sir fab was there, but couldn't really talk due to lag. I mean, we were drinking beer though, so it was sort of like the pub. It was like a loud shitty bar, where half the people can't hear.
And sometimes people suddenly drop out of existence for extended periods of time. Y'know, just like at the pub.
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But that's all that romcoms ever taught me about dating!?
Whats even worse it that it works.
edit: when you are young and impressionable mainly.
Yeah I'll invite you to the wedding when I realise that he really loves me and I should be with him.
It's not creepy or stalker behaviour if there's jaunty music playing as they do it!
edit: now I want to get a bunch of films about stalkers and replace the music.
Because "fanny pack" doesn't??
Been hanging out with too many Brits for that one to not make me giggle now
Fanny pack is pretty funny too. I guess "flirt knob" caught me off guard is all.
Caught off-guard by Fab's flirt knob...
These days I try very hard not to act in.the manner that, honestly? society raised me to. Feminism is basically my moral code re. all that these days and thank God it's there to tell me the best way to be.
Ok, so we're all agreed that I'm basically a mental patient on extended shore leave, right? Ok.
So I'm hanging out with several coworkers after an asskicking Friday night shift and there's a desperate need for beers and shots because we're all ready to just start murdering customers. We walk across the street to our watering hole and make our way to the patio and start knocking them back. Most everyone of us was swing shift (open the joint, work through Happy Hour) and we're all just griping about how much we smell like sweat, spilled sodas, spilled beer and buffalo wing sauce; we've had it with life for the day and we were quite happy to be left the fuck alone.
Problem is, several of the cocktail waitresses were quite stunning and kept getting all kinds of the wrong attention (loud, drunk, obnoxious) from a couple of random assholes. The Curtain v. Drapes Question got asked and my brain just sort of ... split ... into several different parts, one of which took control of my mouth as I stepped in between my coworker and the douchebag:
"Well, since you asked so nicely, the short answer is Yes."
*stunned silence from everyone*
"The long answer is Sort-Of since I shave my head every other day, but my BALLS ONLY GET SHAVED TWICE A WEEK. I'D BE HAPPY TO SHOW YOU RIGHT NOW BUT I NEED AT LEAST TWO MORE SHOTS AND TWENTY DOLLARS BECAUSE I'M KINDA DRUNK BUT NOT DRUNK ENOUGH."
(The part with the all-caps is where I pitched my voice a little, not sure if that was obvious or not.)
A crazy, half drunk prince, but a prince nonetheless
I shave my head every other day too, but I only shave my balls twice a month.
I'm outclassed.
Good Luck Chuck. Maybe the worst example I've ever seen. That movie hurt my brain. I don't think I'll ever recover.
but they're listening to every word I say
No, sadly. He was too busy getting laughed at and tucking his tail between his legs.
If you enjoy camping, fishing and hiking like me, it's just practical when you want to avoid ticks and chiggers, especially in Texas.
Au contraire, I think that tells you a lot about him as a person.
Now this just makes me think of some sort of precedent setting court case.
It might just tell me that he's crap about writing about himself and his personal life. But yeah, he loooves his work I think.
Right up there with
United States V. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins
but they're listening to every word I say
The People vs. Deez Nutz was a landmark case in New Hampshire but no, they're not related.
but they're listening to every word I say
I'm now picturing someone filling out their dating site profile like a CV, with a list of former partners, references, and qualifications.
I once wrote a reference for an ex to give to new partners as a joke between us, I wish I'd kept it as it was a work of art. Full of lies, but some of my best work.
Does he mention anything about avoiding dates during full moons?
You aren't dull at all! You're a great conversationalist! Very good company
Thanks chuck, thats actually quite reassuring to know.
Ah, so much like my actual resume, very sparse and generally lacking in content and qualifications.
No trouble! You're very chatty in the best of ways, so don't worry at all.
Hooray? Hooray!
While mine would be one long entry and a whole lot of flimsy secondary credentials that I hope are of relevance and interest.
Hooray¿
She is? I don't think she spoke a peep on Rabb.it last time. Lots of architectural style workings it looked like. It was just me and Bagel shouting at each other.
Speaking of I liked our TRL experience last time bagel, tofys, plat, et al. (I'm totally forgetting people.) Would do again.
We should do a themed music night. 80's night. I vote 80's night.
but they're listening to every word I say
For my especially due to shit tech, but even then, different from being at the pub
Look, Liiya's very important and it takes the likes of Solar to get her full undivided attention. I, for one, was just happy to see her.
oh yeah, sir fab was there, but couldn't really talk due to lag. I mean, we were drinking beer though, so it was sort of like the pub. It was like a loud shitty bar, where half the people can't hear.
but they're listening to every word I say
And sometimes people suddenly drop out of existence for extended periods of time. Y'know, just like at the pub.