If the wedding is Jewish style it will be short at least!
Food wise you will probably get latkes? No pork. Matza balls might not be out of the running.
Oh and maybe kugel?
Bad news
Dual ceremony
*dies*
Yo. I've done this before. It wasn't bad. With any luck it will be a mishmash of a few vaguely spiritual readings with the cultural ceremonial mini games like break the glass or walk around this thing a few times.
If the wedding is Jewish style it will be short at least!
Food wise you will probably get latkes? No pork. Matza balls might not be out of the running.
Oh and maybe kugel?
Bad news
Dual ceremony
*dies*
Yo. I've done this before. It wasn't bad. With any luck it will be a mishmash of a few vaguely spiritual readings with the cultural ceremonial mini games like break the glass or walk around this thing a few times.
I have too a handful of times
Depends really
We shall see!
By dual ceremony this time I mean Indian one in morning
And Jewish one in evening before reception
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HerrCronIt that wickedly supports taxationRegistered Userregular
If the wedding is Jewish style it will be short at least!
Food wise you will probably get latkes? No pork. Matza balls might not be out of the running.
Oh and maybe kugel?
Bad news
Dual ceremony
*dies*
Ugh, is it a hindu ceremony?
I hear those are long.
Buddy you have no idea
I've been to so so many through out my life
Often for people I don't care about
However they can totally do abridged versions and I've been to some and they're good and reasonable
But never really quick I would say
Longest one I went to was a Catholic wedding. That was like 2+ hours of a very boring ceremony. Stand up, kneel, stand up, kneel, sit, stand.
It was eye raising for us Jews who are like, 20 minutes and stepping on a glass and boom done.
The trend amongst my friends has been towards shorter and shorter ones, and some are just not even bothering with a catholic wedding, quick ceremony with a registrar and done.
But, occasionally, one of them will turn out of be a lot more Catholic than their antics would suggest and it's time for a nice, leisurely series of stretch and poses, a small snack in the middle and at least 45 minutes of a celibate, unmarried man hold court on how marriages ought to work.
I believe there is a direct correlation between the length of a Catholic wedding and how shitfaced everyone gets at the afters.
If the wedding is Jewish style it will be short at least!
Food wise you will probably get latkes? No pork. Matza balls might not be out of the running.
Oh and maybe kugel?
Bad news
Dual ceremony
*dies*
Yo. I've done this before. It wasn't bad. With any luck it will be a mishmash of a few vaguely spiritual readings with the cultural ceremonial mini games like break the glass or walk around this thing a few times.
I have too a handful of times
Depends really
We shall see!
By dual ceremony this time I mean Indian one in morning
And Jewish one in evening before reception
Oh no, game outlets are talking about the the XB2 being potentially more powerful than the PS8. I totally forgot about that possible aspect of hardware upgrades.
I really do not want to go through months of fanboy dickwaving about hardware, again.
Allegedly Microsoft is putting in enough hardware to partner with Oculus and do VR, which is a fascinating idea but also means that console is gonna be expensive af and have a ton of power most devs wont be allowed to touch without locking out existing Xbox one users.
Donkey Kong on
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
Oh no, game outlets are talking about the the XB2 being potentially more powerful than the PS8. I totally forgot about that possible aspect of hardware upgrades.
I really do not want to go through months of fanboy dickwaving about hardware, again.
Allegedly Microsoft is putting in enough hardware to partner with Oculus and do VR, which is a fascinating idea but also means that console is gonna be expensive af and have a ton of power most devs wont be allowed to touch without locking out existing Xbox one users.
It depends on if Microsoft is willing to be a loss leader again in order to "usher in" good VR in the same way Sony lit money on fire to bring Blu Ray to market.
I am still not in any way convinced VR is the future of traditional gaming. It will have an impact on experiential stuff and simulators for sure, but until we get rid of all the issues around actually experiencing the space without motion sickness or bruised shins we will still be playing Assassin's Creed and Madden on our TVs.
SW-4158-3990-6116
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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Oh no, game outlets are talking about the the XB2 being potentially more powerful than the PS8. I totally forgot about that possible aspect of hardware upgrades.
I really do not want to go through months of fanboy dickwaving about hardware, again.
Allegedly Microsoft is putting in enough hardware to partner with Oculus and do VR, which is a fascinating idea but also means that console is gonna be expensive af and have a ton of power most devs wont be allowed to touch without locking out existing Xbox one users.
Pretty much.
As I hear it Sony won't let you have PS4.5 only features. Though they're being a bit nebulous on what a feature is, so I don't know if you'd get away with the PS4.5 version of a game looking prettier, if the core functionality is identical for both titles.
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
If the wedding is Jewish style it will be short at least!
Food wise you will probably get latkes? No pork. Matza balls might not be out of the running.
Oh and maybe kugel?
Bad news
Dual ceremony
*dies*
Ugh, is it a hindu ceremony?
I hear those are long.
Buddy you have no idea
I've been to so so many through out my life
Often for people I don't care about
However they can totally do abridged versions and I've been to some and they're good and reasonable
But never really quick I would say
Longest one I went to was a Catholic wedding. That was like 2+ hours of a very boring ceremony. Stand up, kneel, stand up, kneel, sit, stand.
It was eye raising for us Jews who are like, 20 minutes and stepping on a glass and boom done.
oh my god catholic mass weddings are the fucking worst
The funny thing is, the wedding party chose to do that.
Catholics have an expedited ceremony (not even 20 minutes) but catholic guilt gonna get ya.
I've been to a full mass catholic wedding. It was indeed awful as shit. I've done a half mass catholic wedding (bout an hour and a quarter). Still awful.
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i get woozy just doing the dive off a tower in AC on my tv i can't imagine doing it in VR and not pooping myself
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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Deebaseron my way to work in a suit and a tieAhhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered Userregular
Just wearing a white shirt, a duchamp tie, some tailored Hugo Boss suit pants and some Steve Madden black shoes.
No jacket, because all the C level folks are out of office.
#rebel
I am also dressed down. It's a half day, no one's here and they brought out a bunch of shredder bins because corporate organized an offical "purge".
Im ready.
ShivahnUnaware of her barrel shifter privilegeWestern coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderatormod
My wedding will totally have a dual ceremony
There will be an actual one with like three people besides us, and then a fakeout one for the rest of the people invited where we ask them to reach under their seats, and they find ponchos, and then we all whip squirt guns out of our dresses like some bad spy movie and start shooting everyone
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Ugh, is it a hindu ceremony?
I hear those are long.
it was a rough night in ark last night
Do not fuck the trees. Tree sex is what got us into this mess!
y
yes
yes
Who do you work with where that feels fancy
Do they like go to work in pajamas
I've been to a Jewish wedding. It was great. I wasn't even really invited so much as drafted. That was an eventful day.
Buddy you have no idea
I've been to so so many through out my life
Often for people I don't care about
However they can totally do abridged versions and I've been to some and they're good and reasonable
But never really quick I would say
Longest one I went to was a Catholic wedding. That was like 2+ hours of a very boring ceremony. Stand up, kneel, stand up, kneel, sit, stand.
It was eye raising for us Jews who are like, 20 minutes and stepping on a glass and boom done.
oh my god catholic mass weddings are the fucking worst
The funny thing is, the wedding party chose to do that.
Catholics have an expedited ceremony (not even 20 minutes) but catholic guilt gonna get ya.
So great.
Ant man and Spider man just aces.
Yo. I've done this before. It wasn't bad. With any luck it will be a mishmash of a few vaguely spiritual readings with the cultural ceremonial mini games like break the glass or walk around this thing a few times.
Did you see this guy when you ran it? Guess he got a bloody nose and had to use a tampon to finish the race. (It was the Brooklyn Half you ran right?)
I have too a handful of times
Depends really
We shall see!
By dual ceremony this time I mean Indian one in morning
And Jewish one in evening before reception
The trend amongst my friends has been towards shorter and shorter ones, and some are just not even bothering with a catholic wedding, quick ceremony with a registrar and done.
But, occasionally, one of them will turn out of be a lot more Catholic than their antics would suggest and it's time for a nice, leisurely series of stretch and poses, a small snack in the middle and at least 45 minutes of a celibate, unmarried man hold court on how marriages ought to work.
I believe there is a direct correlation between the length of a Catholic wedding and how shitfaced everyone gets at the afters.
Stick to diet
Or bagel
But bagel
But diet
I am easing myself back into diet so
Half a bagel
And an iced red eye which I made from the on tap cold brew and nespresso machine
It's more of a puzzle game masquerading as a modern eye of the beholder. I was super disappointed with it
Just wearing a white shirt, a duchamp tie, some tailored Hugo Boss suit pants and some Steve Madden black shoes.
No jacket, because all the C level folks are out of office.
#rebel
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Yeah, that is weirdly fancy for work. Unless you work in a high end clothes shop I suppose.
Don't let them tell you how many hats you can have! They don't know! Maybe your noodle is enormous!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
carhartts and my favorite frank zappa T.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OLcAGbXhWIVcl5IziVpG0eKFJS3xi_Sac9kYMkRFvD8/edit?usp=sharing
Allegedly Microsoft is putting in enough hardware to partner with Oculus and do VR, which is a fascinating idea but also means that console is gonna be expensive af and have a ton of power most devs wont be allowed to touch without locking out existing Xbox one users.
today before the wedding in lieu of a rehearsal dinner there is just like a family dinner thing, same idea
i barely have appropriate clothes, or at least clothes that are recent and fit
it's either my suit (one, non versatile suit, and i need another)
or i have v casual clothes
lols
yeah you have
sounds like my job
"Yeah I'll take another White Russian"
It depends on if Microsoft is willing to be a loss leader again in order to "usher in" good VR in the same way Sony lit money on fire to bring Blu Ray to market.
I am still not in any way convinced VR is the future of traditional gaming. It will have an impact on experiential stuff and simulators for sure, but until we get rid of all the issues around actually experiencing the space without motion sickness or bruised shins we will still be playing Assassin's Creed and Madden on our TVs.
Let's play Mario Kart or something...
Pretty much.
As I hear it Sony won't let you have PS4.5 only features. Though they're being a bit nebulous on what a feature is, so I don't know if you'd get away with the PS4.5 version of a game looking prettier, if the core functionality is identical for both titles.
I am also dressed down. It's a half day, no one's here and they brought out a bunch of shredder bins because corporate organized an offical "purge".
Im ready.
There will be an actual one with like three people besides us, and then a fakeout one for the rest of the people invited where we ask them to reach under their seats, and they find ponchos, and then we all whip squirt guns out of our dresses like some bad spy movie and start shooting everyone
no
My general was like, "Fuck traffic everyone work from home."