And none of you know how incredible that reference is, because y'all ain't Cuban!
"Cuban" salsa with pineapple in it is some bullshit some schmuck on the food network made up. We ain't eat corn chips because we ain't grow any fuckin' corn.
Edit- having said all that, Mexican salsa is blood and you need it in you at all times.
this... this is a lot to hit someone with all at once
my world is a lie
at least tell me you still all drink tequila all day every day
Uh, no. LOTS of people are super uncomfortable having their face in dating profile pictures, ESPECIALLY if they want to include sexy pics of themselves.
It is extremely common to do.
I didn't realize you were big on dating The Question, Pinkie. Glad you're so progressive about dating people without faces and also shoddy border inking.
Uh, no. LOTS of people are super uncomfortable having their face in dating profile pictures, ESPECIALLY if they want to include sexy pics of themselves.
It is extremely common to do.
I didn't realize you were big on dating The Question, Pinkie. Glad you're so progressive about dating people without faces and also shoddy border inking.
I'm sure this is some sort of comical novel humour and I can ASSURE you, good sir, I am above it.
#sohaughty
#bigformybritches
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HacksawJ. Duggan Esq.Wrestler at LawRegistered Userregular
Uh, no. LOTS of people are super uncomfortable having their face in dating profile pictures, ESPECIALLY if they want to include sexy pics of themselves.
It is extremely common to do.
I didn't realize you were big on dating The Question, Pinkie. Glad you're so progressive about dating people without faces and also shoddy border inking.
I'm sure this is some sort of comical novel humour and I can ASSURE you, good sir, I am above it.
Uh, no. LOTS of people are super uncomfortable having their face in dating profile pictures, ESPECIALLY if they want to include sexy pics of themselves.
It is extremely common to do.
I didn't realize you were big on dating The Question, Pinkie. Glad you're so progressive about dating people without faces and also shoddy border inking.
I'm sure this is some sort of comical novel humour and I can ASSURE you, good sir, I am above it.
#sohaughty
#bigformybritches
You and I both know this is false.
no I legit have zero idea what you're talking about
Uh, no. LOTS of people are super uncomfortable having their face in dating profile pictures, ESPECIALLY if they want to include sexy pics of themselves.
It is extremely common to do.
I didn't realize you were big on dating The Question, Pinkie. Glad you're so progressive about dating people without faces and also shoddy border inking.
I'm sure this is some sort of comical novel humour and I can ASSURE you, good sir, I am above it.
#sohaughty
#bigformybritches
You and I both know this is false.
no I legit have zero idea what you're talking about
Uh, no. LOTS of people are super uncomfortable having their face in dating profile pictures, ESPECIALLY if they want to include sexy pics of themselves.
It is extremely common to do.
I didn't realize you were big on dating The Question, Pinkie. Glad you're so progressive about dating people without faces and also shoddy border inking.
I'm sure this is some sort of comical novel humour and I can ASSURE you, good sir, I am above it.
#sohaughty
#bigformybritches
You and I both know this is false.
no I legit have zero idea what you're talking about
Real talk, I made a little squealing noise when she sent me that invite, I am hype as hell for this weekend and am crushing super hard on this girl.
This can only end in tragedy. /cynic
I'll be going down in flames with you! It's fun being old and cynical about things that make you happy.
I feel like my heart is Wesley the farm boy and my brain is the Dread Pirate Roberts.
"Well, excellent work again today, dear boy, I'll most likely kill you in the morning!"
Yes! I go from stupidly smiling when he pops into my head, to sighing when I think about how crap it's going to be when it's over.
I am trying to ignore this feeling right now myself!
Aren't we the positive and optimistic type!
I'm trying really hard!
It's a big change for me so all of this is a new experience and like, I've never been in a long term committed relationship before, least of all with one of my oldest and closest friends.
It's hard because my brain tells me that past experience says it won't work. Then there's that happy voice telling me it might. I want to prepare myself for the worst though. And urgh, constant argument in my head.
It's hard because my brain tells me that past experience says it won't work. Then there's that happy voice telling me it might. I want to prepare myself for the worst though. And urgh, constant argument in my head.
It's hard because my brain tells me that past experience says it won't work. Then there's that happy voice telling me it might. I want to prepare myself for the worst though. And urgh, constant argument in my head.
Is this me?
You are a good part of my happy voice! I'll need that voice forever.
I mean, I'm mostly trying to keep my expectations reasonable. She's 9 years younger than me, she likes hiking, lives with mom and dad, and lives like 60 miles away.
But she's super rad and I was thinking about moving (to her city) anyway and now she's inviting me to stuff and oh Jesus can we please be married in two years, I'll do whatever you waaaaaaaaaant.
It's hard because my brain tells me that past experience says it won't work. Then there's that happy voice telling me it might. I want to prepare myself for the worst though. And urgh, constant argument in my head.
Is this me?
You are a good part of my happy voice! I'll need that voice forever.
It's hard because my brain tells me that past experience says it won't work. Then there's that happy voice telling me it might. I want to prepare myself for the worst though. And urgh, constant argument in my head.
Is this me?
You are a good part of my happy voice! I'll need that voice forever.
You are mine too
Awww you two
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$56?!? License and registration for 12 months for our 2008 Golf is $714.75. Granted, that went up significantly because the state government introduced universal no fault third party insurance as a part of rego, but last year it was in the high $5** range.
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So pickles and mustard instead of onions and tomato sauce?
Get out.
I love black bean salsa but suddenly you can't get any around here that's not 50% white vinegar and it's fucking disgusting as hell
I'll be 37 in 16 days!
Sport?
Slugger?
Used car salesman?
Edit: also, Happy birthday.
hmmmmm
ok, Slugger is fine
Baaaaarf!
ahhh I remember my 20s
walking without pain
bending my knees whenever I felt like it
good times good times
it's my birthday today!
I got a candy bar
it's more than I got last year so... yay
Drinking without regard to the consequences because there effectively were none.
Ah, capricious youth.
try glucosamine. it worked for me (for my knees anyway)
I will look into this
also, happy birthday!
I didn't realize you were big on dating The Question, Pinkie. Glad you're so progressive about dating people without faces and also shoddy border inking.
This can only end in tragedy. /cynic
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I'm sure this is some sort of comical novel humour and I can ASSURE you, good sir, I am above it.
#sohaughty
#bigformybritches
You and I both know this is false.
Here you go state of Ohio.
Take my 56 bucks and give me a fucking sticker.
Owning a car is the worst.
I'll be going down in flames with you! It's fun being old and cynical about things that make you happy.
no I legit have zero idea what you're talking about
I feel like my heart is Wesley the farm boy and my brain is the Dread Pirate Roberts.
"Well, excellent work again today, dear boy, I'll most likely kill you in the morning!"
This sounds so Goddamned weird to me, rrrrrgh.
:?: :?: :?:
I guess we are going on a trip on monday out of town but I don't know where yet.
It's a surprise! Same for Halloween!
I'm excited but she is spoiling me, haha. :rotate:
Yes! I go from stupidly smiling when he pops into my head, to sighing when I think about how crap it's going to be when it's over.
Sounds like you got 100 problems, son.
But a britch ain't one
I am trying to ignore this feeling right now myself!
Aren't we the positive and optimistic type!
I'm trying really hard!
It's a big change for me so all of this is a new experience and like, I've never been in a long term committed relationship before, least of all with one of my oldest and closest friends.
(Haha, good luck with that, idiot.)
Is this me?
You are a good part of my happy voice! I'll need that voice forever.
But she's super rad and I was thinking about moving (to her city) anyway and now she's inviting me to stuff and oh Jesus can we please be married in two years, I'll do whatever you waaaaaaaaaant.
You are mine too
Awww you two
$56?!? License and registration for 12 months for our 2008 Golf is $714.75. Granted, that went up significantly because the state government introduced universal no fault third party insurance as a part of rego, but last year it was in the high $5** range.