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[tech] It's Tech Spring Cleaning Week now. Clean your....tech....stuff.

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    maybe they'll FINALLY make a circular phone

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    The Samsung FuckmethisbloodyphoneisHUGE, coming out in 2017.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    I'd love some good dumb adjective names.

    Samsung Tremendous

    Samsung Gigantic

    Samsung Outlandish

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    DepressperadoDepressperado I just wanted to see you laughing in the pizza rainRegistered User regular
    Samsung Monolith

    and the Samsung Monolith Jr.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
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    http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2016/10/gear-vr-no-longer-works-with-explosive-galaxy-note-7/

    i hadn't really considered it, but using the gear vr with an exploding note 7 does seem like a uniquely bad scenario


    also:

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    http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2016/10/rip-galaxy-note-7-samsung-permanently-ends-production/

    officially dead now

    Brolo on
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Samsung OhdamnitnowIneedtoshopforjeansbasedentirelyonpocketsize

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    DouglasDangerDouglasDanger PennsylvaniaRegistered User regular
    That's too bad about the Samsung Galaxy Note 7.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Samsung OhdamnitnowIneedtoshopforjeansbasedentirelyonpocketsize

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    big phones are the future

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    feel like Lifeproof really missed the boat on the fireproof case

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    the future

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    the future

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    whats crazy is they gave up... you do that if you have literally no idea what's wrong

    i bet the guy whose responsibility that is just went on vacation and threw his phone into the ocean or something

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    T4CT wrote: »
    feel like Lifeproof really missed the boat on the fireproof case

    I like the idea of a case designed not to protect a phone from the world, but the world from the phone

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
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    the future

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    the future

    In fairness, there are many potential uses for a Surface Table. I thought they'd become more of a thing, in fact.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    you cant have a thing if there's no software for it

    the software situation on the Surface is... legendarily bad

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    I figured whoever was enough of a fancy lad to buy a Surface Table would probably develop their own software to use with it. Perhaps instead of running it on Surface, building it directly onto Windows 10 would be less of a hassle.

    Either way, I just thought we'd see more touch screens in more places than we already do.

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Jasconius wrote: »
    you cant have a thing if there's no software for it

    the software situation on the Surface is... legendarily bad

    Aside from the fact that you can run every windows program on it.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    you cant have a thing if there's no software for it

    the software situation on the Surface is... legendarily bad

    Aside from the fact that you can run every windows program on it.

    Who cares about Windows though, nobody uses that shit anymore!

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    you cant have a thing if there's no software for it

    the software situation on the Surface is... legendarily bad

    Aside from the fact that you can run every windows program on it.

    hardly any of which have been designed for a touch screen (which is highly relevant to the conversation on this page!), and a sum much greater than whole optimized for the ultra high DPI panels of the surface products

    so yeah it runs win32 apps... well, I can hack a nintendo wii to call apt-get, but since most linux software doesn't gel with wiimote commands, I wouldn't say it's a great personal computer

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    you cant have a thing if there's no software for it

    the software situation on the Surface is... legendarily bad

    Aside from the fact that you can run every windows program on it.

    The original surfaces were using Windows RT or something similar IIRC, only the Pro and Surface 4+ were actual bonafide intel PCs that could run anything.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Tube wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    you cant have a thing if there's no software for it

    the software situation on the Surface is... legendarily bad

    Aside from the fact that you can run every windows program on it.

    The original surfaces were using Windows RT or something similar IIRC, only the Pro and Surface 4+ were actual bonafide intel PCs that could run anything.

    that's really beside the point. The surface 4 fails as a tablet. If you're using it as anything other than a soggy laptop replacement then congratulations, you're one of the 20 people in their ad campaign

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    I guess that must be true because you just said it.

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    afaik the Surface table became PixelSense and that runs Intel (just chiming in on the RT stuff)

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Yeah applications need to be built with that stuff in mind because of limited resources (similar to the ipad) and because it uses a different instruction set than x86 (ARM based I think). So you're limited to what's on the app store and built with the RT/PixelSense stuff in general.

    This is where a lot of the confusion with the Surface vs Surface Pro/Surface 4+ stuff comes from actually.

    The Surface Pro tablets are actually pretty solid. I got one on a whim as recommended by Tube and it does a lot of things well, but it's not a very good laptop replacement. But that's fine. It excels in places where you need something a bit more than an ipad, but nothing really as extreme as a big clunky tablet. If I was going to do it again, I might get the convertible tablets with the laptop keyboard that you can fold away, but, all in all it is handy.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    I guess that must be true because you just said it.

    actually a lot of people say it, and its really not all that hard to find these opinions expressed in major technology publications...

    do I need to get you to certify an MLA formatted reference before I express my harmless opinions? shouldn't there be some sort of form for that? would save you the trouble of having to look for these posts

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Yeah applications need to be built with that stuff in mind because of limited resources (similar to the ipad) and because it uses a different instruction set than x86 (ARM based I think). So you're limited to what's on the app store and built with the RT/PixelSense stuff in general.

    This is where a lot of the confusion with the Surface vs Surface Pro/Surface 4+ stuff comes from actually.

    The Surface Pro tablets are actually pretty solid. I got one on a whim as recommended by Tube and it does a lot of things well, but it's not a very good laptop replacement. But that's fine. It excels in places where you need something a bit more than an ipad, but nothing really as extreme as a big clunky tablet. If I was going to do it again, I might get the convertible tablets with the laptop keyboard that you can fold away, but, all in all it is handy.

    they're fine computers but the original discussion was about the giant surface table

    i think any reasonable person would say that you probably need special software for a 42 inch touchscreen computer to be good... and the Surface does not have special software at all.

    Which is the entire reason why the Pro is the only thing even remotely viable as a product. I have a Surface Pro 4. I know it very well. I'm not missing anything here.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I misread, sorry, I thought it was tablet.

    I can think of a few applications for the table, but they're all business related.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Jasconius wrote: »
    do I need to get you to certify an MLA formatted reference before I express my harmless opinions? shouldn't there be some sort of form for that?

    I'd settle for you simply not being shitty about them. I understand this is a technology thread and we're all supposed to act like tribalist pricks, but this isn't that type of forum.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Tube wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    do I need to get you to certify an MLA formatted reference before I express my harmless opinions? shouldn't there be some sort of form for that?

    I'd settle for you simply not being shitty about them. I understand this is a technology thread and we're all supposed to act like tribalist pricks, but this isn't that type of forum.

    I'm in the running for least technology tribalist person in this thread. The cross-sections of devices I own or have owned is sickeningly chaotic. I've seen and interacted (and written software for) almost every consumer computing system and form factor that has come out since iPhone 1.

    it wasn't my intention to come off as a prick, but having apparently insulted your baby I could see how some might see it that way

    for that I am legitimately sorry

    i would love to talk about these things instead of snipe each other about it, this isn't the politics thread afterall

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    I use this Surface Pro 3 every day for work. It totally works fine as a work laptop replacement while being lighter and still usable as a touchscreen with full windows 10.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    I didn't think anything Jasc said was necessarily being shitty about anything. He was just stating things.

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Also we use APA citations here.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    get the fuck out of here

    chicago or nothing

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    get the fuck out of here

    chicago or nothing

    Chicago is fine but we don't need the extensive end note citation format it provides over APA. maybe if this was a history subform.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    get the fuck out of here

    chicago or nothing

    Chicago is fine but we don't need the extensive end note citation format it provides over APA. maybe if this was a history subform.

    fine. fine! i'm not upset or anything.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Yeah, in jas' case here, I think he hates everything.

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    It's true that i find almost everything about technology over the past few years to be utterly fucking horrific

    But it's only because I know what it looks like, and was engaged professionally, when it's done correctly. (For example, Apple desktop and mobile environments, 2007-2010)

    I think the future for ms is extremely bright but the surface is not part of that

    Jasconius on
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    T4CT wrote: »
    feel like Lifeproof really missed the boat on the fireproof case

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    http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2016/10/heres-how-to-return-your-note-7-without-blowing-up-the-mail-service/

    Brolo on
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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Holy crap

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    now THAT is pretty incredible

    those protective gloves need to be treasured

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    Librarian's ghostLibrarian's ghost Librarian, Ghostbuster, and TimSpork Registered User regular
    "Recovery Box"

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