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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    The worst skydiving story I remember is the dude on his like first or second jump that still had to go tandem and his instructor died halfway through the jump.

    there was another one where the instructor basically put himself under the client after some failure. and they hit the ground way too hard and the instructor was partially paralyzed or something whereas the client made a full recovery.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    How deep would a pool of sulphur hexafluoride have to be to save your life falling into it at terminal velocity, and assuming you somehow landed safely, could you get out of it before you asphyxiated if there were a ladder

    Well, the important question here is what is a human's terminal velocity in sulphur hexaflouride.
    We just have to look at the extensive data in this totally realistic and plausible scenario that happens all the time, right?

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    desc

    i've eaten at arbys

    We have all known the


    Oh you know what I needis the Matt Groening
    Honk wrote: »
    Would be so fucking funny if Arby's embraced the meme and hired the nihilist arby's guy to do all of their marketing.

    I wouldn't even be surprised if it had been them from the get go

    At all

    desc what is going on here

    I couldn't be bothered to select and delete the text that drafts kept

    Selecting and deleting a partial body of text in iOS is incredibly annoying in my experience

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I preface this by saying that I acknowledge that it is a problem whilst seeing no end in sight to feeling this way.

    At lunch I passed a sign that said "If you see someone without a smile give them yours" and my immediate reaction was

    FUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    followed by these thoughts

    "Oh sure I bet you only mean if it's a pretty girl, sexist asshole"
    "Or maybe you think a smile is going to feed them and god forbid you give them some money you piece of shit"

    and then I saw a dog and things were OK

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular

    wait hold up

    I've always wanted to be able to buy hunted venison in a store or through some easy exchange but apparently the FDA or something doesn't like it

    but arbys can do it

    this is bullshit let me serve my ecological role as top predator

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    How deep would a pool of sulphur hexafluoride have to be to save your life falling into it at terminal velocity, and assuming you somehow landed safely, could you get out of it before you asphyxiated if there were a ladder

    Well, the important question here is what is a human's terminal velocity in sulphur hexaflouride.

    No matter what it is they sound fricking awesome all the way down.

    nibXTE7.png
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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular

    I have 1 problem with that, and it's that deer aren't processed like beef so like I trust the meat I get when I harvest one but I'm not going to trust Arby's deer meat.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular

    "Hunters hunt the meats, and we have the meats," Lynch said in a press release.

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    The worst skydiving story I remember is the dude on his like first or second jump that still had to go tandem and his instructor died halfway through the jump.

    there was another one where the instructor basically put himself under the client after some failure. and they hit the ground way too hard and the instructor was partially paralyzed or something whereas the client made a full recovery.

    Holy shit the survivor's guilt on that is unreal

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    without having to actually hunt, clean, and prepare the animal I mean

    I'm not a monster

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    With about 10 meters of appropriately packed snow you could get like 99% survivability being thrown out of a plane.

    I, too, hope I'm thrown out of a plane during the blizzard of 1993.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Chanus I found a series of pictures of you online.

    symbiosis.png

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    The farlands alien popped up in our VR demo and it's like, RIGHT THERE in front of your face. My girlfriend trying the mall demo went AHHHH and turned around and refused to look at it because it freaked her out and I thought it was some xenomorph type thing. Nope, it's this:
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    It was hilarious and adorable. It was WAY inside the personal bubble when it popped up though.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    With about 10 meters of appropriately packed snow you could get like 99% survivability being thrown out of a plane.

    You can also survive a drop from a plane on to a grassy hill, provided you land on the downward slope

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I preface this by saying that I acknowledge that it is a problem whilst seeing no end in sight to feeling this way.

    At lunch I passed a sign that said "If you see someone without a smile give them yours" and my immediate reaction was

    FUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    followed by these thoughts

    "Oh sure I bet you only mean if it's a pretty girl, sexist asshole"
    "Or maybe you think a smile is going to feed them and god forbid you give them some money you piece of shit"

    and then I saw a dog and things were OK
    The dog gave you his smile. It worked!

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i would try an arby's venison sandwich but not if it's like a whole venison steak like in that pic in the article

    that would be like a shoe leather sandwich

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    GOOD

    I'M GLAD I RUIN CHAT FOR SOME OF YOU

    JERKS >:(

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    ludious i too would like to see you smile

    to help, i'm going to hold a box of oatmeal cream pies slightly out of frame for you to see

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »

    wait hold up

    I've always wanted to be able to buy hunted venison in a store or through some easy exchange but apparently the FDA or something doesn't like it

    but arbys can do it

    this is bullshit let me serve my ecological role as top predator
    Yes. Deer "meat".

    (You can put air-quotes around any word in that sentence, actually, and get the point across)

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus I found a series of pictures of you online.

    http://poorlydrawnlines.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/symbiosis.png

    i don't even get any royalties for my likeness or anything

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    i would try an arby's venison sandwich but not if it's like a whole venison steak like in that pic in the article

    that would be like a shoe leather sandwich

    So standard Arby's then

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    Grape ApeGrape Ape Registered User regular
    i luv u chanus even if you have to attend maryland re-education camp this summer

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular

    I have 1 problem with that, and it's that deer aren't processed like beef so like I trust the meat I get when I harvest one but I'm not going to trust Arby's deer meat.

    They're farmed deer, so they're probably bolt-gunned and mechanically separated like all the other meats.

    nibXTE7.png
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    we've all known the what desc?

    the what????

    There's a panel from life is hell where the rabbit is quoting “The thought of suicide is a great consolation: by means of it one gets through many a dark night.” and I want it as a response to Arby's style jokes

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Tungsten hexaflouride is about twice as dense as sulphur hexaflouride, so that might be better.


    Of course if you breathe it in it's gonna melt your lungs, so don't do that.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I preface this by saying that I acknowledge that it is a problem whilst seeing no end in sight to feeling this way.

    At lunch I passed a sign that said "If you see someone without a smile give them yours" and my immediate reaction was

    FUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    followed by these thoughts

    "Oh sure I bet you only mean if it's a pretty girl, sexist asshole"
    "Or maybe you think a smile is going to feed them and god forbid you give them some money you piece of shit"

    and then I saw a dog and things were OK
    The dog gave you his smile. It worked!

    I never said I fuckin smiled you libelous goose

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    i luv u chanus even if you have to attend maryland re-education camp this summer

    man i don't even have any reason to go to maryland

    like ever

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    How deep would a pool of sulphur hexafluoride have to be to save your life falling into it at terminal velocity, and assuming you somehow landed safely, could you get out of it before you asphyxiated if there were a ladder

    Well, the important question here is what is a human's terminal velocity in sulphur hexaflouride.
    We just have to look at the extensive data in this totally realistic and plausible scenario that happens all the time, right?
    I was wondering this exact same thing on my lunchtime walk, but it diverged into wondering if there is some scenario where the density of a gas could sufficiently increase with "depth" to something something.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Man now I want some venison tho

    Next weekend...

    and soon muzzleloading season starts so I can stop trying to use a fucking bow and arrow to do this bullshit.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    The worst skydiving story I remember is the dude on his like first or second jump that still had to go tandem and his instructor died halfway through the jump.

    NO

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Oatmeal-Creme-Pies-3.jpg

    i haven't eaten one of these in probably 10 years but i was putting some on a display the other day and had the most vivid, detailed memory of the flavor. it was bizarre.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Our FSA ended in July. There was no run-out period, which apparently means that claims can't be submitted at all after 6/30, even for expenses that took place during coverage. That's legal? Apparently.

    On 6/10, I submitted a claim for $235.
    On 8/24, I emailed the provider asking why it was applied incorrectly to the next year's plan.

    "Whoops!" They're telling me. "We can't make any changes to the FSA since the contract has been canceled!"

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I preface this by saying that I acknowledge that it is a problem whilst seeing no end in sight to feeling this way.

    At lunch I passed a sign that said "If you see someone without a smile give them yours" and my immediate reaction was

    FUUUUCCCKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    followed by these thoughts

    "Oh sure I bet you only mean if it's a pretty girl, sexist asshole"
    "Or maybe you think a smile is going to feed them and god forbid you give them some money you piece of shit"

    and then I saw a dog and things were OK
    The dog gave you his smile. It worked!

    I never said I fuckin smiled you libelous goose

    You can still smile!

    In your heart

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular

    I have 1 problem with that, and it's that deer aren't processed like beef so like I trust the meat I get when I harvest one but I'm not going to trust Arby's deer meat.

    They're farmed deer, so they're probably bolt-gunned and mechanically separated like all the other meats.

    I don't know why but I have a huge problem with the idea of "farmed deer"

    Like, REALLY huge problem

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    hey lets have a discussion about the morality of hunting

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    hey lets have a discussion about the morality of hunting

    It is moral only when hunting humans

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    How far could you fall and land in a big pool of jell-o and still be okay.

    (the stuff you put in the fridge, not the stuff Cosby.... the stuff you put in the fridge)

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    hey lets have a discussion about the morality of hunting
    Okay as long as you make the weapons yourselves.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    hey lets have a discussion about the morality of hunting

    You're welcome to go back and read the thread wherein we proved conclusively that such a discussion is impossible.

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