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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
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    Ludious wrote: »
    Like it's technically not inappropriate to label this conversation as really gay right

    Considering I just pictured a towers of Hanoi puzzle where all the game pieces were dudes...no.

    Didn't someone get in trouble for that at Guantanamo?

    Abu Ghraib, and it was a human pyramid. No penetration.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    like a week after katrina someone asked me what did the little black kid say in new orleans

    i don't know, what did he say?

    *gargling choking noises*

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    like I get why Democrats have to cheerlead Obamacare, but it's mostly worthless if you can't come up with a significant percentage of your yearly income on a whim before the first dollar of care will be provided by your insurance

    and for me, I'm in a position where it will be a long time before I can afford to use health insurance, but I'm going to have to basically take 10% of my income out and burn it for the monthly premium or I'm in violation of the law - forced to pay for care I can't afford to use
    I mean

    yeah, if you have a big expense you need to pay your deductible "up front."

    But like, shouldn't you still be able to go get checkups and whatnot? And preventive care. Those things still seem useful.

    Yeah, your office visits and prescriptions are just on a copay. You don't need to pay 100% of those.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
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    Gooey wrote: »
    you all should just make more money

    just leads to mo problems

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is better for me to owe 4,000 dollars than 150,000 dollars

    but there's definitely a part of my brain that's still like, 4k is not a thing i could deal with i'd probably just default

    nah you could work a deal with the hospital. Most hospitals have financial counselors. You just go in lookin real sad, like that picture of you with the gun,ONLY NO GUN, and they will work with you

    would they work with me if it were 150k too tho

    yes but it wouldn't handwave away $146,000

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is better for me to owe 4,000 dollars than 150,000 dollars

    but there's definitely a part of my brain that's still like, 4k is not a thing i could deal with i'd probably just default

    nah you could work a deal with the hospital. Most hospitals have financial counselors. You just go in lookin real sad, like that picture of you with the gun,ONLY NO GUN, and they will work with you

    would they work with me if it were 150k too tho

    Actually yes. Hospitals know they charge fuck you stupid amounts of money because it's the insurance company that's paying the bulk of it.

    You can ABSOLUTELY call the hospital, for any debt typically over $1000, and basically be all "fuck you and your $100 aspirin. I owe you $5000 and I don't fucking have that. I'll give you $200 a month for the next 12 months and we'll settle it at 50%" and they'll usually do it.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
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    Gooey wrote: »
    you all should just make more money

    just leads to mo problems

    i suppose there is a linear relationship, yes

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Feral wrote: »
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    like I get why Democrats have to cheerlead Obamacare, but it's mostly worthless if you can't come up with a significant percentage of your yearly income on a whim before the first dollar of care will be provided by your insurance

    and for me, I'm in a position where it will be a long time before I can afford to use health insurance, but I'm going to have to basically take 10% of my income out and burn it for the monthly premium or I'm in violation of the law - forced to pay for care I can't afford to use
    I mean

    yeah, if you have a big expense you need to pay your deductible "up front."

    But like, shouldn't you still be able to go get checkups and whatnot? And preventive care. Those things still seem useful.

    Yeah, your office visits and prescriptions are just on a copay. You don't need to pay 100% of those.

    is that true of all the exchange things?

    i have to pay 100% of prescription costs and regular office visits until i hit my deductible. the only thing that's on a co-pay before hitting my deductible is preventative care (which in terms of office visits is defined as 1 or maybe 2 visits a year)

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I think I'm probably going to not get health insurance next year and instead just pay the fine, it'll be cheaper and I can't use the insurance anyway

    3 possibilities right
    -no significant medical expenses
    -moderate medical expenses
    -major medical expenses

    surely we all agree in the first scenario you lose money by not paying the fine

    you seem to be saying you can't afford copays so the second scenario is the same for you as the first because you just won't receive medical care

    but in the third scenario medical insurance will save you money, or else they legally wouldnt be able to sell it to you

    and your financial situation is way better than it was a year ago so you have something to lose, right?

    I cant afford deductibles, its going to be a while before I just get 2 grand together and stick it in savings

    It's not like the doctors won't cover you or fix you just because you haven't paid your deductible yet.

    You would just owe that after the fact.

    HDHP usually goes hand in hand with an HSA, so just bank roll 2-8k pre tax and sit on it forever.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Hospitals would rather get some money than no money.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    like a week after katrina someone asked me what did the little black kid say in new orleans

    i don't know, what did he say?

    *gargling choking noises*

    If I ever said something critical of basic cat pic meme humor I take it back

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    I should go back to being super poor, an income raise of $700/paycheck is actually ~300 a paycheck after factoring in all the extra shit I have to pay for, and it goes into the negative once the student loans start

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I can't understand why conservatives defend health insurance so much

    it's soooooo baaaaaaaaaad

    All I want is a single payer system that gives everyone at least a basic standard of care, but ALSO gives me the opportunity, as someone who does well(ish) for himself, to purchase additional insurance so I'm not waiting two weeks to see a doctor for something minor.

    This is how the current system works.

    And I can say it was not how the single payer system of Japan worked. For Japan I just went to the doc's office when sick. Waited about 15-30 minutes. No appointment. Saw the doc. Got meds. Paid 5 bucks. Left.

    Really switching to single payer fixes part of the healthcare system.

    Doesn't help with the destructive cost of med school, lack of general practice providers, lack of doctors and caregivers in rural areas, and a few other things which lead to the whole wait 2 weeks thing.

    I can say single payer in Japan was more efficient and got me the test and care I needed with with less waiting than I have received in the US.

    See for me it's been the opposite (from the American side)

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    like a week after katrina someone asked me what did the little black kid say in new orleans

    i don't know, what did he say?

    *gargling choking noises*

    you know the funny thing is I think you know waaaaaay more offensive jokes than I do and they are waaaaaay worse

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i like plenty of offensive jokes. there are lots of soft guidelines about like, punching up instead of down, time since a tragedy, confidence that you know your audience etc.

    but i still sometimes laugh at jokes that break any or all of those.

    Don't you like Daniel Tosh?

    This isn't a judgment. I enjoy his stuff. I just feel like I remember you being a person I spoke to about him before.

    *braces to be pelted by rocks from chat*

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    How can you be a white collar professional in the year of our lord 2016 and not know how to set your own default printer.

    i have been working as a software engineer on company networks for 7 years and i have never needed to do this at home or work

    Is it because you just don't print things?

    Because that's an acceptable answer
    It's a common task that can be Google'd. Even if people didn't know how to do it, they shouldn't need someone to walk them through it like babies.

    The barrier there is people not knowing the appropriate verbiage to google.

    "When I go to print it comes up the HP and not the hall printer" is not going to get you anywhere.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i like plenty of offensive jokes. there are lots of soft guidelines about like, punching up instead of down, time since a tragedy, confidence that you know your audience etc.

    but i still sometimes laugh at jokes that break any or all of those.

    Don't you like Daniel Tosh?

    This isn't a judgment. I enjoy his stuff. I just feel like I remember you being a person I spoke to about him before.

    *braces to be pelted by rocks from chat*

    Tosh is funny it's just that Jeselnek is way better

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    there's a mr. show skit about a guy who sues the government because there's no warning on money that says when you spend it it's gone forever.

    that's kinda funny but the execution of the skit, told as a true hollywood story, is superb.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6fez3AHUzQ

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Organichu wrote: »
    i like plenty of offensive jokes. there are lots of soft guidelines about like, punching up instead of down, time since a tragedy, confidence that you know your audience etc.

    but i still sometimes laugh at jokes that break any or all of those.

    Don't you like Daniel Tosh?

    This isn't a judgment. I enjoy his stuff. I just feel like I remember you being a person I spoke to about him before.

    *braces to be pelted by rocks from chat*

    i hate his standup but yes i love his show

    that's what i'm saying, i'm p tumblry about a lot of stuff but i laugh at a lot of repugnant jokes that never should have been thought up let alone told

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i like plenty of offensive jokes. there are lots of soft guidelines about like, punching up instead of down, time since a tragedy, confidence that you know your audience etc.

    but i still sometimes laugh at jokes that break any or all of those.

    Don't you like Daniel Tosh?

    This isn't a judgment. I enjoy his stuff. I just feel like I remember you being a person I spoke to about him before.

    *braces to be pelted by rocks from chat*

    I think his shtick is played out at this point but the first five years he was a big act I enjoyed him immensely. Same with Seth McFarlane

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    neither tosh nor jeselnik make me laugh ever

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    neither tosh nor jeselnik make me laugh ever

    I like jeselnik more, but an interview I heard with him helped so that doesn't really count

    I don't like Tosh really at all

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    How can you be a white collar professional in the year of our lord 2016 and not know how to set your own default printer.

    i have been working as a software engineer on company networks for 7 years and i have never needed to do this at home or work

    Is it because you just don't print things?

    Because that's an acceptable answer

    might well be

    i think my printer at home is out of black ink and i bought the wrong cartridge and maybe just stopped when the cartridge was the wrong shape?

    it's pretty sustainable to just drive to UPS once or twice a year when i need something printed

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Funniest thing I ever saw Tosh do was just his utter hatred of Lane Kiffin.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    i like plenty of offensive jokes. there are lots of soft guidelines about like, punching up instead of down, time since a tragedy, confidence that you know your audience etc.

    but i still sometimes laugh at jokes that break any or all of those.

    Don't you like Daniel Tosh?

    This isn't a judgment. I enjoy his stuff. I just feel like I remember you being a person I spoke to about him before.

    *braces to be pelted by rocks from chat*

    Tosh is funny it's just that Jeselnek is way better

    See I don't like Jeselnek's style at all. I can't listen to him for more than like 5min because I get bored. Every joke of his seems to have the same set-up of "talk about a thing then swing into the SUPER UNEXPECTED OFFENSIVE PUNCHLINE"

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Ok there is this CRAZY indie game on Steam early access called My Summer Car.
    MY SUMMER CAR is the ultimate car owning, building, fixing, tuning, maintenance AND permadeath life survival simulator. You start the game with hundreds of loose parts and assemble both car and engine. Not only you need to maintain your car, but yourself as well. Sausages, beer and sleeping will do just fine.

    If everything goes well, you have a working car which you can use for various 1990's Finnish countryside summer activities. Basically doing stupid things under influence of alcohol. After you have gathered extra money from various random jobs, you can start to tune and upgrade the car with parts ordered via snail mail. You can turn the car into a obnoxious bass-boom disco machine.... or into a rally car to participate rally competitions... or just fix it into perfect factory condition. Of course car also needs to pass the inspection or you might get into trouble with police.

    Not only you have access to one car, but also several other cars and vehicles which you can use. (Mostly useful to get groceries and for towing the project car from some ditch, again).

    Warning, this game is not for fainted heart. Severe car fever is required to play this properly due to it's autistic approach on car building.

    Full car assembly with over hundred parts
    Detailed driving and engine simulation
    Various other vehicles, cars and boat to use and drive
    Dozens of kilometers worth of dirt and paved roads with AI traffic
    Random paying jobs to cover food, beverage and fuel expenses
    Rally event to participate in
    Permanent death
    Sauna bathing
    90's Finnish summer!
    Support for steering wheel and shifter controllers
    Much more!

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    45 minutes on hold with ISP business support because they can't find the client's account

    christtt

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I think the best part of an offensive joke, for me, is that moment after when you see a person fighting an inner battle. It's like watching a jedi struggle with the dark side

    the pause, the realization, the choked closed mouth hiccup

    leaning forward

    will they contain it

    will they beat it

    nope,

    nope

    Sith

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited October 2016
    I was excited about getting health insurance through work but it costs just as much as my super mega poor person obamacare insurance does WITH NO SUBSIDY and its worse by every metric

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    If Tosh is funny then Comedy Central did a really bad job of marketing his show back when I sometimes watched Comedy Central. The ads just made it look like a show about a guy watching youtube clips and quipping.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    I once met a Jewish girl who wanted to hear all the Holocaust jokes

    that was a weird night

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Y'all should watch @midnight, it is good times. It is not cringy at all which is typically what people think when they hear the premise. It's just a fun time for comedians to joke around about stuff. I love it. Also Chris Hardwick is delightful.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I do that with any debt though that I feel was unfairly taxed or had a loan shark level interest applied to it.

    I've called tons of people over the years and just been all "look. I don't have that kind of money, period. Do you want to take half of what I owe you which is what I originally borrowed plus like 5% interest and call it a win or do you want to sell the shit as a charge off for pennies on the dollar and lose money on the deal?"

    So far no one has turned down my offer to pay them what I can

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i quite like jeselnik but his little self-congratulatory 'you thought that was offensive? just you wait' bits with his big toothy grin are obnoxious. jokes themselves are great.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is better for me to owe 4,000 dollars than 150,000 dollars

    but there's definitely a part of my brain that's still like, 4k is not a thing i could deal with i'd probably just default

    The nice thing about medical expenses is that as long as you're paying something they're mostly just happy they're getting money. Most places I've talked to have been pretty good about working out payment plans. I'm paying down a colonoscopy with 20 dollar a month payments. No interest because it's a medical bill not a loan or anything so while I could pay it off sooner, 20 bucks is really really easy to do. That probably runs out soon at this point, I should check that.

    But everyone should definitely get health insurance if possible, way better to have it and not need it than the alternative.

    the problem is if you have a deductable more than like $500, nobody is going to go get things fixed if they're not immediately life-threatening

    like oh my back hurts
    I think I need some kinda surgery

    technically you can afford it but people don't want to go into debt to do it

    they wait it out hoping they just get better, or their insurance might get better


    for instance my knee is all kinds of fucked up right now
    I could go to the doctor and spend several hundred just to get referred to a specialst where I spend several hundred more to spend a grand on getting imaging done, and then get the choice of spending thousands on either surgery or physical therapy, or both.

    oooor I could just not that and deal and hope I luck into money/baller insurance/we get single-payer

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I once met a Jewish girl who wanted to hear all the Holocaust jokes

    that was a weird night

    yeah that's really weird, unless it was during sex, in which case don't kinkshame

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    neither tosh nor jeselnik make me laugh ever

    Mr. Puppies.

    I could have told you that.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I once met a Jewish girl who wanted to hear all the Holocaust jokes

    that was a weird night

    Holocaust jokes are funny usually

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is better for me to owe 4,000 dollars than 150,000 dollars

    but there's definitely a part of my brain that's still like, 4k is not a thing i could deal with i'd probably just default

    it is in fact better to owe 4k than 150k

    default is not the end of the story and there are degrees of bad that happen after that

    i don't know enough about medical debt to know if 40k is better than 150k but 4k definitely is

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