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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Y'all should watch @midnight, it is good times. It is not cringy at all which is typically what people think when they hear the premise. It's just a fun time for comedians to joke around about stuff. I love it. Also Chris Hardwick is delightful.

    It's one of the few things I miss since I got rid of cable because I don't think it's on Hulu

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Ok there is this CRAZY indie game on Steam early access called My Summer Car.
    MY SUMMER CAR is the ultimate car owning, building, fixing, tuning, maintenance AND permadeath life survival simulator. You start the game with hundreds of loose parts and assemble both car and engine. Not only you need to maintain your car, but yourself as well. Sausages, beer and sleeping will do just fine.

    If everything goes well, you have a working car which you can use for various 1990's Finnish countryside summer activities. Basically doing stupid things under influence of alcohol. After you have gathered extra money from various random jobs, you can start to tune and upgrade the car with parts ordered via snail mail. You can turn the car into a obnoxious bass-boom disco machine.... or into a rally car to participate rally competitions... or just fix it into perfect factory condition. Of course car also needs to pass the inspection or you might get into trouble with police.

    Not only you have access to one car, but also several other cars and vehicles which you can use. (Mostly useful to get groceries and for towing the project car from some ditch, again).

    Warning, this game is not for fainted heart. Severe car fever is required to play this properly due to it's autistic approach on car building.

    Full car assembly with over hundred parts
    Detailed driving and engine simulation
    Various other vehicles, cars and boat to use and drive
    Dozens of kilometers worth of dirt and paved roads with AI traffic
    Random paying jobs to cover food, beverage and fuel expenses
    Rally event to participate in
    Permanent death
    Sauna bathing
    90's Finnish summer!
    Support for steering wheel and shifter controllers
    Much more!

    That...sounds kind of awesome and I know nothing about cars.


    I also want to play Hello, Neighbor, a game where you have to break into your creepy neighbor's basement and see what they're hiding. It looks so good! And terrifying!

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Obsidian is like if Bioware gave a shit

    I am p sure bioware gives a shit

    I like obsidian too - I have mastered the esoteric arts of liking two similar things at the same time - but I am not thrilled with obsidian seemingly angling themselves hard at the cheetovore crowd who get super mad about "SJWs"

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    it sucked playing CAH with a jewish person who hated jew jokes

    like why even play the game

    of course everyone had to pretend they were super offended when I played my holocaust joke when she joined mid game and stated to take it easy on the jewish cards

    bitch that was half my fucking cards

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    neither tosh nor jeselnik make me laugh ever

    Mr. Puppies.

    I could have told you that.

    you could have, stacey, but did you

    did you

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Y'all should watch @midnight, it is good times. It is not cringy at all which is typically what people think when they hear the premise. It's just a fun time for comedians to joke around about stuff. I love it. Also Chris Hardwick is delightful.

    It's one of the few things I miss since I got rid of cable because I don't think it's on Hulu

    It's on hulu. I watch the new ep every day at lunch time.

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    the new obsidian game in a few days looks okay

    im more excited about divinity 2

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Y'all should watch @midnight, it is good times. It is not cringy at all which is typically what people think when they hear the premise. It's just a fun time for comedians to joke around about stuff. I love it. Also Chris Hardwick is delightful.

    It's one of the few things I miss since I got rid of cable because I don't think it's on Hulu

    It's free on comedy central's website! The recent eps at least. http://www.cc.com/shows/-midnight

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I once met a Jewish girl who wanted to hear all the Holocaust jokes

    that was a weird night

    So did you two hook up?
    And all it cost were some offensive jokes.
    I guess it's true.
    Why buy Dachau when you can get the milk for free

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    I said a terrible joke yesterday that made my wife blush...

    We were driving to work and there was a car in front of us, a soccer mom van, that had her six, SIX kids sports logos on them with their number and name (John in a baseball, Maria in a volleyball, etc)

    The fifth kid was named "Kennis" and it was just a four different colored puzzle pieces put together and my wife as all "1) Who the fuck names their kid Kennis and 2) what is the puzzle for? Is that the nerd, does he not sport with his brothers and sisters?"

    and I went "maybe it's for Autism? but they can't do puzzles...."

    she swerved the car

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    My version of tech support hell is walking my grandparents through turning on their iPad and turning pandora on over the phone

    I've done that once and it took 45 minutes

    Havelock2.0 on
    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is better for me to owe 4,000 dollars than 150,000 dollars

    but there's definitely a part of my brain that's still like, 4k is not a thing i could deal with i'd probably just default

    The nice thing about medical expenses is that as long as you're paying something they're mostly just happy they're getting money. Most places I've talked to have been pretty good about working out payment plans. I'm paying down a colonoscopy with 20 dollar a month payments. No interest because it's a medical bill not a loan or anything so while I could pay it off sooner, 20 bucks is really really easy to do. That probably runs out soon at this point, I should check that.

    But everyone should definitely get health insurance if possible, way better to have it and not need it than the alternative.

    the problem is if you have a deductable more than like $500, nobody is going to go get things fixed if they're not immediately life-threatening

    like oh my back hurts
    I think I need some kinda surgery

    technically you can afford it but people don't want to go into debt to do it

    they wait it out hoping they just get better, or their insurance might get better


    for instance my knee is all kinds of fucked up right now
    I could go to the doctor and spend several hundred just to get referred to a specialst where I spend several hundred more to spend a grand on getting imaging done, and then get the choice of spending thousands on either surgery or physical therapy, or both.

    oooor I could just not that and deal and hope I luck into money/baller insurance/we get single-payer

    typically a $500 deductible is on a per-year basis and not a per-visit basis

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I once met a Jewish girl who wanted to hear all the Holocaust jokes

    that was a weird night

    Reminds me of the proliferation of nazi porn in Isreal. Taboo things get people off. Or at least that's what my sister always told me.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    my problem with AtMidnight is it just doesn't at all feel like they didn't write the jokes beforehand, and for the most part the jokes suck

    but other than that yeah it's great

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Y'all should watch @midnight, it is good times. It is not cringy at all which is typically what people think when they hear the premise. It's just a fun time for comedians to joke around about stuff. I love it. Also Chris Hardwick is delightful.

    It's one of the few things I miss since I got rid of cable because I don't think it's on Hulu

    It's free on comedy central's website! The recent eps at least. http://www.cc.com/shows/-midnight

    If I cant pull it up on my PS4 and/or watch it ad free through a paid service I'm not gonna watch it man.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Ok there is this CRAZY indie game on Steam early access called My Summer Car.
    MY SUMMER CAR is the ultimate car owning, building, fixing, tuning, maintenance AND permadeath life survival simulator. You start the game with hundreds of loose parts and assemble both car and engine. Not only you need to maintain your car, but yourself as well. Sausages, beer and sleeping will do just fine.

    If everything goes well, you have a working car which you can use for various 1990's Finnish countryside summer activities. Basically doing stupid things under influence of alcohol. After you have gathered extra money from various random jobs, you can start to tune and upgrade the car with parts ordered via snail mail. You can turn the car into a obnoxious bass-boom disco machine.... or into a rally car to participate rally competitions... or just fix it into perfect factory condition. Of course car also needs to pass the inspection or you might get into trouble with police.

    Not only you have access to one car, but also several other cars and vehicles which you can use. (Mostly useful to get groceries and for towing the project car from some ditch, again).

    Warning, this game is not for fainted heart. Severe car fever is required to play this properly due to it's autistic approach on car building.

    Full car assembly with over hundred parts
    Detailed driving and engine simulation
    Various other vehicles, cars and boat to use and drive
    Dozens of kilometers worth of dirt and paved roads with AI traffic
    Random paying jobs to cover food, beverage and fuel expenses
    Rally event to participate in
    Permanent death
    Sauna bathing
    90's Finnish summer!
    Support for steering wheel and shifter controllers
    Much more!

    That...sounds kind of awesome and I know nothing about cars.


    I also want to play Hello, Neighbor, a game where you have to break into your creepy neighbor's basement and see what they're hiding. It looks so good! And terrifying!

    Its so weird, You start in a kitchen.

    I went out to the garage there is a car frame and a garage full of car parts and tools to assemble it and no instructions its just like well you can try!

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    I once met a Jewish girl who wanted to hear all the Holocaust jokes

    that was a weird night

    So did you two hook up?
    And all it cost were some offensive jokes.
    I guess it's true.
    Why buy Dachau when you can get the milk for free

    Ludious

    Ludious no

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Cheetovore

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    it sucked playing CAH with a jewish person who hated jew jokes

    like why even play the game

    of course everyone had to pretend they were super offended when I played my holocaust joke when she joined mid game and stated to take it easy on the jewish cards

    bitch that was half my fucking cards

    a) i agree, why play CAH under those circumstances (though I would say why play under any circumstances >:c )
    b) man if somebody asks you to take it easy on the jewish cards i think dropping out of the game, turning in your cards for a new hand, or just submitting losing entries for the rest of the game are all better options than playing a holocaust joke that is going to offend them
    c) bitch is not a very nice word to use as an earnest insult to a lady person!

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    I once met a Jewish girl who wanted to hear all the Holocaust jokes

    that was a weird night

    So did you two hook up?
    And all it cost were some offensive jokes.
    I guess it's true.
    Why buy Dachau when you can get the milk for free

    That pun was worse than the holocaust.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    it is better for me to owe 4,000 dollars than 150,000 dollars

    but there's definitely a part of my brain that's still like, 4k is not a thing i could deal with i'd probably just default

    The nice thing about medical expenses is that as long as you're paying something they're mostly just happy they're getting money. Most places I've talked to have been pretty good about working out payment plans. I'm paying down a colonoscopy with 20 dollar a month payments. No interest because it's a medical bill not a loan or anything so while I could pay it off sooner, 20 bucks is really really easy to do. That probably runs out soon at this point, I should check that.

    But everyone should definitely get health insurance if possible, way better to have it and not need it than the alternative.

    the problem is if you have a deductable more than like $500, nobody is going to go get things fixed if they're not immediately life-threatening

    like oh my back hurts
    I think I need some kinda surgery

    technically you can afford it but people don't want to go into debt to do it

    they wait it out hoping they just get better, or their insurance might get better


    for instance my knee is all kinds of fucked up right now
    I could go to the doctor and spend several hundred just to get referred to a specialst where I spend several hundred more to spend a grand on getting imaging done, and then get the choice of spending thousands on either surgery or physical therapy, or both.

    oooor I could just not that and deal and hope I luck into money/baller insurance/we get single-payer

    typically a $500 deductible is on a per-year basis and not a per-visit basis

    yeah, and typically people have like $3000 deducables

    and then if they do any major work they're hitting their $6750 out-of-pocket max

    a $500 deductible is a cadillac plan these days

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    AH I can't tell if you don't know that the autism awareness symbol is 4 puzzle pieces or not
    Because it is

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    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Y'all should watch @ midnight, it is good times. It is not cringy at all which is typically what people think when they hear the premise. It's just a fun time for comedians to joke around about stuff. I love it. Also Chris Hardwick is delightful.

    I enjoy this show.

    I'd like to see a taping sometime.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Y'all should watch @midnight, it is good times. It is not cringy at all which is typically what people think when they hear the premise. It's just a fun time for comedians to joke around about stuff. I love it. Also Chris Hardwick is delightful.

    It's one of the few things I miss since I got rid of cable because I don't think it's on Hulu

    It's free on comedy central's website! The recent eps at least. http://www.cc.com/shows/-midnight

    If I cant pull it up on my PS4 and/or watch it ad free through a paid service I'm not gonna watch it man.

    Well you can watch it for free on an ad free service right there if you have an adblocker.

    But I enjoy watching stuff on my monitors instead of a TV and I understand when people do not.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    I once met a Jewish girl who wanted to hear all the Holocaust jokes

    that was a weird night

    So did you two hook up?
    And all it cost were some offensive jokes.
    I guess it's true.
    Why buy Dachau when you can get the milk for free

    No but I did make her hide in the closet when the cops came around

    (Oh god I'm going to hell)

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Also autism is a spectrum and if you're going to stereotype I'd say it's closer to say they're REALLY GOOD at putting puzzles together

    3/10

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    Variable wrote: »
    my problem with AtMidnight is it just doesn't at all feel like they didn't write the jokes beforehand, and for the most part the jokes suck

    but other than that yeah it's great

    As should be expected the quality of the episodes depend entirely on the guests they have.

    Like if Kyle Kinane or Ron Funches is there it's gonna be a good time.

    The people all are doing their personal style of humor so if the guests aren't people you enjoy of course the episode is gonna suck.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    i'm not dave chappelle but i can take almost any joke (or if it does bother me generally handle it in a way that isn't irate) so long as i don't detect a shittiness in the person that seems like they enjoy it too much in an offputting way

    like bro i think you might want to own other human beings

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2016
    like sure, once you've broken the seal health insureance is pretty great

    but you gotta drop several grand to get there

    Aioua on
    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Obsidian is like if Bioware gave a shit

    how could u do this to me

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Cheetovore

    "vaya con doritos" is still my favorite koshism ever

    of many, many, koshisms

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Oh I feel bad now there is a user named midnight. They seem to be way inactive though.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    AH I can't tell if you don't know that the autism awareness symbol is 4 puzzle pieces or not
    Because it is

    OH SHIT! I DID NOT KNOW THAT!

    MAN NOW I FEEL BAD

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Obsidian is like if Bioware gave a shit

    I am p sure bioware gives a shit

    I like obsidian too - I have mastered the esoteric arts of liking two similar things at the same time - but I am not thrilled with obsidian seemingly angling themselves hard at the cheetovore crowd who get super mad about "SJWs"

    wait whats this now

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Grape Ape wrote: »
    Obsidian is like if Bioware gave a shit

    I am p sure bioware gives a shit

    I like obsidian too - I have mastered the esoteric arts of liking two similar things at the same time - but I am not thrilled with obsidian seemingly angling themselves hard at the cheetovore crowd who get super mad about "SJWs"

    Have they done something specifically on this line or is it like in a general sense you get from them?

    PSN: Honkalot
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    knitdan wrote: »
    I once met a Jewish girl who wanted to hear all the Holocaust jokes

    that was a weird night

    So did you two hook up?
    And all it cost were some offensive jokes.
    I guess it's true.
    Why buy Dachau when you can get the milk for free

    No but I did make her hide in the closet when the cops came around

    (Oh god I'm going to hell)

    wait why did the cops come

    i dont understand

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    "obama ridiculed on snapchat by daughter"

    bbc that is not news

    he is an old

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    it sucked playing CAH with a jewish person who hated jew jokes

    like why even play the game

    of course everyone had to pretend they were super offended when I played my holocaust joke when she joined mid game and stated to take it easy on the jewish cards

    bitch that was half my fucking cards

    a) i agree, why play CAH under those circumstances (though I would say why play under any circumstances >:c )
    b) man if somebody asks you to take it easy on the jewish cards i think dropping out of the game, turning in your cards for a new hand, or just submitting losing entries for the rest of the game are all better options than playing a holocaust joke that is going to offend them
    c) bitch is not a very nice word to use as an earnest insult to a lady person!

    like 80% of the cards in CAH are holocaust cards

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    There was an episode of At Midnight with Robert Kirkman, creator of The Walking Dead comics.

    Walking dead spoilers:
    They had to make up fake spoilers for a game and he dropped a real one that had not happened yet on the show but had happened in the comics. A brutal, graphic one. The other two people on the panel were on The Walking Dead and their faces were amazing.

    Weird Al is on it sometimes and he's pretty good. Also Tom Lennon is my favorite.

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    DemonStaceyDemonStacey TTODewback's Daughter In love with the TaySwayRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Y'all should watch midnight, it is good times. It is not cringy at all which is typically what people think when they hear the premise. It's just a fun time for comedians to joke around about stuff. I love it. Also Chris Hardwick is delightful.

    It's one of the few things I miss since I got rid of cable because I don't think it's on Hulu

    It's free on comedy central's website! The recent eps at least. http://www.cc.com/shows/-midnight

    If I cant pull it up on my PS4 and/or watch it ad free through a paid service I'm not gonna watch it man.

    @amateurhour Dammit man it IS on Hulu.

    I watch it there every gosh darn day.

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