If you don't eat a fish by popping the entire thing in your mouth and then pulling the complete skeleton out like Heathcliff I don't even wanna talk to you
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
If you don't eat a fish by popping the entire thing in your mouth and then pulling the complete skeleton out like Heathcliff I don't even wanna talk to you
as an aside, this does nothing to slow the flow of unsolicited dick pics besieging my inbox
I do socks before pants because my big Sasquatch calves are difficult to roll a pant leg over enough to pull the sock all the way up, which then makes it even harder to roll the pant leg back down without tugging the sock back down so that it's all droopy around my ankles. I hate that feeling so much! Which is part of why I wear sandals way more of the year than is wise given local weather.
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Raijin QuickfootI'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPAregular
Pants are for weaklings and cowards
I just walk around in sock garters. No pants or socks. Just the garters.
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MetalbourneInside a cluster b personalityRegistered Userregular
For button only pants, I still assume you do the top button first then the fly buttons?
Also for people who zip then button, are you left handed? Or anything else that could be considered different from the majority of the populace?
Tim,
I button then zip, but I am left handed. It is one of those behaviors that you learn so young that it doesn't matter. Maybe I had issue with it when I was a wee lad, but I can't remember any.
everyone asks about putting on pants
well I'm the professor, and all I can tell you
is while you were zipping my tear ducts were dripping
cause things you call jorts haven't yet been affixed to your buns
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I have never once bruised or mushed the flesh doing it this way.
Because I put on pants first thing in the morning and I put on socks when I am about to leave the house.
On a work day, that might be only a ten minute gap, but on the weekends it could last hours.
same reason I try to put on my corset and then my boots. I'm trying to look hot here, not think.
it's much easier from the bottom though
just pinch it a little and boom done
as an aside, this does nothing to slow the flow of unsolicited dick pics besieging my inbox
yeah and you avoid all strings that way which is the true goal of banana eating
that may have already been said but I am not going back to read this whole thread.
Barely!
I prefer SWAT KATS
I prefer Samurai Pizza Cats
This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
Oh so that's the site I recognize you from
www.dadbodinsockgarters.com?
Yeah, that's me.
don't tell me what to do mom
I like socks and shoes and pants and being warm too much to ever want this. Let me be fully clad 24/7 plz
Top down so I don't get those annoying stringy bits.
Just eat the stringy bits they aren't that bad.
SWAT KATS was pretty rad, yeah.
As one should always aspire to live life
I dress layer by layer. Shoes after trousers, though.
yea it almost goes w/o saying but i noticed it wasn't an official answer in th poll , so . . .
Tim,
I button then zip, but I am left handed. It is one of those behaviors that you learn so young that it doesn't matter. Maybe I had issue with it when I was a wee lad, but I can't remember any.
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WHAT
Also is it shorts, or short pants? Is there a difference between the two or do they refer to the same thing?
Also apparently cargo shorts are a faux pas for men?
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goddammit why is my mom stealing my clothes again
well I'm the professor, and all I can tell you
is while you were zipping my tear ducts were dripping
cause things you call jorts haven't yet been affixed to your buns
IM THE JORTS MAN DOP DOP DEEDOP DOP
Ain't no thang