But as I moused over the buy button I remembered that time I shot myself in the head at point blank with a CO2 BB gun while playing ultima online by accident and required immediate surgery to save my hearing, and realized that even as an adult I probably shouldn't be trusted with anything that can cause moderate injury as I have a near certainty of inflicting it on myself
Now that I remember that, my best friend accidentally impaled himself (while at my house) through the hand with a steak knife while playing ultima online. As I recall when I had my mishap I screamed and cried, when he did that he ripped the knife out and wrapped his hand in toilet paper and kept playing because he was only .2 off from grandmaster healing (he later joined the marines)
Jesus Override, did you like kill a witch's dog while stepping on a mirror?
That same BB gun, I was firing it in the back yard, and one of the BBs bounced off and hit my neighbor's siding
they literally fucking sent police officers to arrest and cuff me in class and took me to the police station
Holy shit.
Yeah they did that to "scare some sense" or some fucking nonsense, the neighbor didn't even end up pursing civil damages when he realized my mom was on housing assistance and he wouldn't get a dime
But as I moused over the buy button I remembered that time I shot myself in the head at point blank with a CO2 BB gun while playing ultima online by accident and required immediate surgery to save my hearing, and realized that even as an adult I probably shouldn't be trusted with anything that can cause moderate injury as I have a near certainty of inflicting it on myself
Now that I remember that, my best friend accidentally impaled himself (while at my house) through the hand with a steak knife while playing ultima online. As I recall when I had my mishap I screamed and cried, when he did that he ripped the knife out and wrapped his hand in toilet paper and kept playing because he was only .2 off from grandmaster healing (he later joined the marines)
Jesus Override, did you like kill a witch's dog while stepping on a mirror?
why does playing ultima online apparently involve brandishing weaponry
well my friend was eating some food my mom made him, he grabbed a steak knife out of the kitchen and sat down and the chair broke (I was at wal-mart with my mom), when we came back he was sitting at my computer with blood pooling on the table, leaking through the wrapping of TP, a bloody steak knife sitting on the desk
for me I was just absent mindedly playing with the thing and it slipped out of my hand and went off
Yeah sure I've used that excuse before.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
When I'm told that maybe I don't need to go to work for a few days, I worry that I don't have things to do, so I try to make sure there are things in my personal life that I can really work on too. So my garden looks really good now. I've been spending months just hoeing. [Laughs] And I made a cat hammock. I took a stool and then kind of pulled it apart and put it together so it's like a hammock for a cat.
That sounds like one very lucky cat.
[Laughing] Even when I place him in it he runs away. It's not quite there yet.
But as I moused over the buy button I remembered that time I shot myself in the head at point blank with a CO2 BB gun while playing ultima online by accident and required immediate surgery to save my hearing, and realized that even as an adult I probably shouldn't be trusted with anything that can cause moderate injury as I have a near certainty of inflicting it on myself
Now that I remember that, my best friend accidentally impaled himself (while at my house) through the hand with a steak knife while playing ultima online. As I recall when I had my mishap I screamed and cried, when he did that he ripped the knife out and wrapped his hand in toilet paper and kept playing because he was only .2 off from grandmaster healing (he later joined the marines)
Jesus Override, did you like kill a witch's dog while stepping on a mirror?
That same BB gun, I was firing it in the back yard, and one of the BBs bounced off and hit my neighbor's siding
they literally fucking sent police officers to arrest and cuff me in class and took me to the police station
Holy shit.
Yeah they did that to "scare some sense" or some fucking nonsense, the neighbor didn't even end up pursing civil damages when he realized my mom was on housing assistance and he wouldn't get a dime
God I hate the concept of scaring people "straight" using the police like some kind of fucking boogeyman.
Preacher on
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
But as I moused over the buy button I remembered that time I shot myself in the head at point blank with a CO2 BB gun while playing ultima online by accident and required immediate surgery to save my hearing, and realized that even as an adult I probably shouldn't be trusted with anything that can cause moderate injury as I have a near certainty of inflicting it on myself
Now that I remember that, my best friend accidentally impaled himself (while at my house) through the hand with a steak knife while playing ultima online. As I recall when I had my mishap I screamed and cried, when he did that he ripped the knife out and wrapped his hand in toilet paper and kept playing because he was only .2 off from grandmaster healing (he later joined the marines)
Jesus Override, did you like kill a witch's dog while stepping on a mirror?
That same BB gun, I was firing it in the back yard, and one of the BBs bounced off and hit my neighbor's siding
they literally fucking sent police officers to arrest and cuff me in class and took me to the police station
Holy shit.
Yeah they did that to "scare some sense" or some fucking nonsense, the neighbor didn't even end up pursing civil damages when he realized my mom was on housing assistance and he wouldn't get a dime
God I hate the concept of scaring people "straight" using the police like some kind of fucking boogeyman.
The neighbor told them that I was into gang stuff because he knew I played first person shooters and the 1990s were a hilarious time
When I'm told that maybe I don't need to go to work for a few days, I worry that I don't have things to do, so I try to make sure there are things in my personal life that I can really work on too. So my garden looks really good now. I've been spending months just hoeing. [Laughs] And I made a cat hammock. I took a stool and then kind of pulled it apart and put it together so it's like a hammock for a cat.
That sounds like one very lucky cat.
[Laughing] Even when I place him in it he runs away. It's not quite there yet.
My cat also refuses to sit in his cat hammock. Even though that's what he was sleeping in when I got him at the shelter. Maybe it reminds him of the bad old days when he didn't have a forever home.
Instead, he sits curled up in my dish chair in my room. :-P
But as I moused over the buy button I remembered that time I shot myself in the head at point blank with a CO2 BB gun while playing ultima online by accident and required immediate surgery to save my hearing, and realized that even as an adult I probably shouldn't be trusted with anything that can cause moderate injury as I have a near certainty of inflicting it on myself
Now that I remember that, my best friend accidentally impaled himself (while at my house) through the hand with a steak knife while playing ultima online. As I recall when I had my mishap I screamed and cried, when he did that he ripped the knife out and wrapped his hand in toilet paper and kept playing because he was only .2 off from grandmaster healing (he later joined the marines)
Jesus Override, did you like kill a witch's dog while stepping on a mirror?
That same BB gun, I was firing it in the back yard, and one of the BBs bounced off and hit my neighbor's siding
they literally fucking sent police officers to arrest and cuff me in class and took me to the police station
Holy shit.
Yeah they did that to "scare some sense" or some fucking nonsense, the neighbor didn't even end up pursing civil damages when he realized my mom was on housing assistance and he wouldn't get a dime
God I hate the concept of scaring people "straight" using the police like some kind of fucking boogeyman.
The neighbor told them that I was into gang stuff because he knew I played first person shooters and the 1990s were a hilarious time
"You know he wears a trench coat and he probably smokes the reefer."
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
If we're talking Valentine's Day woes, buying jewellery for a lady friend who does not ever wear jewellery is... difficult, shall we say
Can I ask why if she doesn't wear any?
This is a super late response because really I was kind of dodging the question, but basically I am being 100% cliched and considering proposing to her tomorrow night
So
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If we're talking Valentine's Day woes, buying jewellery for a lady friend who does not ever wear jewellery is... difficult, shall we say
Can I ask why if she doesn't wear any?
This is a super late response because really I was kind of dodging the question, but basically I am being 100% cliched and considering proposing to her tomorrow night
If we're talking Valentine's Day woes, buying jewellery for a lady friend who does not ever wear jewellery is... difficult, shall we say
Can I ask why if she doesn't wear any?
This is a super late response because really I was kind of dodging the question, but basically I am being 100% cliched and considering proposing to her tomorrow night
So
Yes!
I don't think he was proposing to you thom.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
If we're talking Valentine's Day woes, buying jewellery for a lady friend who does not ever wear jewellery is... difficult, shall we say
Can I ask why if she doesn't wear any?
This is a super late response because really I was kind of dodging the question, but basically I am being 100% cliched and considering proposing to her tomorrow night
But as I moused over the buy button I remembered that time I shot myself in the head at point blank with a CO2 BB gun while playing ultima online by accident and required immediate surgery to save my hearing, and realized that even as an adult I probably shouldn't be trusted with anything that can cause moderate injury as I have a near certainty of inflicting it on myself
Now that I remember that, my best friend accidentally impaled himself (while at my house) through the hand with a steak knife while playing ultima online. As I recall when I had my mishap I screamed and cried, when he did that he ripped the knife out and wrapped his hand in toilet paper and kept playing because he was only .2 off from grandmaster healing (he later joined the marines)
Jesus Override, did you like kill a witch's dog while stepping on a mirror?
That same BB gun, I was firing it in the back yard, and one of the BBs bounced off and hit my neighbor's siding
they literally fucking sent police officers to arrest and cuff me in class and took me to the police station
Holy shit.
Yeah they did that to "scare some sense" or some fucking nonsense, the neighbor didn't even end up pursing civil damages when he realized my mom was on housing assistance and he wouldn't get a dime
hey i'm prison mike and i am here TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIIIIGHT
But as I moused over the buy button I remembered that time I shot myself in the head at point blank with a CO2 BB gun while playing ultima online by accident and required immediate surgery to save my hearing, and realized that even as an adult I probably shouldn't be trusted with anything that can cause moderate injury as I have a near certainty of inflicting it on myself
Now that I remember that, my best friend accidentally impaled himself (while at my house) through the hand with a steak knife while playing ultima online. As I recall when I had my mishap I screamed and cried, when he did that he ripped the knife out and wrapped his hand in toilet paper and kept playing because he was only .2 off from grandmaster healing (he later joined the marines)
Jesus Override, did you like kill a witch's dog while stepping on a mirror?
That same BB gun, I was firing it in the back yard, and one of the BBs bounced off and hit my neighbor's siding
they literally fucking sent police officers to arrest and cuff me in class and took me to the police station
Holy shit.
Yeah they did that to "scare some sense" or some fucking nonsense, the neighbor didn't even end up pursing civil damages when he realized my mom was on housing assistance and he wouldn't get a dime
i don't think y'all are playing Ultima Online right
MrMisterJesus dying on the cross in pain? Morally better than us. One has to go "all in".Registered Userregular
I am in the hospital, because I had chest pain earlier and when they checked it out they incidentally discovered apparently I have a weird heart. They are keeping me overnight to give me an echocardiogram tomorrow. Doctor was like it's probably fine but then she also said the words "sudden cardiac death" and I think this is a strategy for getting people to agree to stay instead of being like naw I'll walk it off. I am appropriately cowed.
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On the plus side, now I get to be part of chat hospital club!
But as I moused over the buy button I remembered that time I shot myself in the head at point blank with a CO2 BB gun while playing ultima online by accident and required immediate surgery to save my hearing, and realized that even as an adult I probably shouldn't be trusted with anything that can cause moderate injury as I have a near certainty of inflicting it on myself
Now that I remember that, my best friend accidentally impaled himself (while at my house) through the hand with a steak knife while playing ultima online as well. As I recall when I had my mishap I screamed and cried, when he did that he ripped the knife out and wrapped his hand in toilet paper and kept playing because he was only .2 off from grandmaster healing (he later joined the marines)
Let me add to this list of tragedies that have occurred while playing Ultima Online:
Once, I played Ultima Online while playing Ultima Online.
*shudder*
Sometimes the past memories are just too hard to bear.
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I am in the hospital, because I had chest pain earlier and when they checked it out they incidentally discovered apparently I have a weird heart. They are keeping me overnight to give me an echocardiogram tomorrow. Doctor was like it's probably fine but then she also said the words "sudden cardiac death" and I think this is a strategy for getting people to agree to stay instead of being like naw I'll walk it off. I am appropriately cowed.
:?
On the plus side, now I get to be part of chat hospital club!
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Yeah they did that to "scare some sense" or some fucking nonsense, the neighbor didn't even end up pursing civil damages when he realized my mom was on housing assistance and he wouldn't get a dime
Yeah sure I've used that excuse before.
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God I hate the concept of scaring people "straight" using the police like some kind of fucking boogeyman.
pleasepaypreacher.net
The neighbor told them that I was into gang stuff because he knew I played first person shooters and the 1990s were a hilarious time
or as other players call it
the true endgame
Instead, he sits curled up in my dish chair in my room. :-P
"You know he wears a trench coat and he probably smokes the reefer."
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This is a super late response because really I was kind of dodging the question, but basically I am being 100% cliched and considering proposing to her tomorrow night
So
Fucking Missouri KKK
Worse than the Illinois nazis.
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This bab is a cheekmonster omg
Yes!
I don't think he was proposing to you thom.
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*pinches oversized belly*
Wasn't I?
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Rare I like u in ur own way
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Im having sush withdrawals
Number 1
hey i'm prison mike and i am here TO SCARE YOU STRAIIIIIIGHT
Wales is a pretty nice place, you'll have fun
i don't think y'all are playing Ultima Online right
I liked this tweet
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On the plus side, now I get to be part of chat hospital club!
Cat on my lap
Who wants to come to my funeral
Don't worry
Cant spell funeral without FUN
Let me add to this list of tragedies that have occurred while playing Ultima Online:
Once, I played Ultima Online while playing Ultima Online.
*shudder*
Sometimes the past memories are just too hard to bear.
Is Captain America going to have to punch some Nazis in this century too?
Fuck I hope everything is ok!
Rare gets it. Rare knows what the people want.