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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    When I was allowed to give blood I would sit and watch it fill the bag. It fascinated me.

    Of course I have asked for pictures for every surgery I have had though I haven't gotten any.

    I may be an odd duck on this one. But how often can you safely see your insides?

    I woke up during my colonoscopy and was watching the screen

    How often do you get to see inside your own butt

    I don't have to answer that.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    I wonder how much Spanish I could learn in a month.

    tacos
    piscina
    hola
    que tal
    como
    hablar
    zapatos

    tell me when to stop

    come se dice "donger"

    pinga

    It's like you knew before I even asked

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    i want to set up a home vpn server

    what's a good way to do this? i am disinclined to forward ports to my main windows machine

    use a laptop running ubuntu?

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    y2jake215 wrote: »
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    When I was allowed to give blood I would sit and watch it fill the bag. It fascinated me.

    Of course I have asked for pictures for every surgery I have had though I haven't gotten any.

    I may be an odd duck on this one. But how often can you safely see your insides?

    I woke up during my colonoscopy and was watching the screen

    How often do you get to see inside your own butt

    And given the "twilight" mix of general they give you, you wouldn't care whose ass cavern it was, it's still fascinating.

    I also applaud any medical procedure where they won't let you leave the recovery area till you've blown a fart that could be heard from space.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    there's a house i really like why can't i just buy it now why do i have to get a stupid inspection done

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I witnessed the most amazing exchange on the subway this morning.

    On a very crowded train, some woman began very aggressively pushing to get in. She made it on, but not before another passenger said "Please don't push, I'm pregnant."

    The woman replied, "I didn't know that."

    To which the pregnant passenger said, "It doesn't matter - it's rude."

    And then the woman kept arguing.

    Holy shit.

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    thatassemblyguythatassemblyguy Janitor of Technical Debt .Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    there's a house i really like why can't i just buy it now why do i have to get a stupid inspection done

    because people are horrible and lie a lot. an inspection will help you (and the bank) not over pay for something that is about to fall over.

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    good morning chat
    may your penii stand forever erect

    Bless your heart.
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I witnessed the most amazing exchange on the subway this morning.

    On a very crowded train, some woman began very aggressively pushing to get in. She made it on, but not before another passenger said "Please don't push, I'm pregnant."

    The woman replied, "I didn't know that."

    To which the pregnant passenger said, "It doesn't matter - it's rude."

    And then the woman kept arguing.

    Holy shit.

    Ah public transit, where everyone's an asshole

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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    good morning chat
    may your penii stand forever erect

    I'm supposed to have more than one?!

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    i want to set up a home vpn server

    what's a good way to do this? i am disinclined to forward ports to my main windows machine

    use a laptop running ubuntu?

    Would be the easiest, yes. What's the actual use case? What resources on your internal network do you need access to?

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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I witnessed the most amazing exchange on the subway this morning.

    On a very crowded train, some woman began very aggressively pushing to get in. She made it on, but not before another passenger said "Please don't push, I'm pregnant."

    The woman replied, "I didn't know that."

    To which the pregnant passenger said, "It doesn't matter - it's rude."

    And then the woman kept arguing.

    Holy shit.

    I was hoping that would turn into a nice story and it didn't

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
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    SleepSleep Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    good morning chat
    may your penii stand forever erect

    That would make the gym awkward

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Subway exchanges can be glorious things

    lastone i saw was a guy probably in his 60s with a cane nearly starting a fistfight with some teenagers selling candy

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    i want to set up a home vpn server

    what's a good way to do this? i am disinclined to forward ports to my main windows machine

    use a laptop running ubuntu?

    Run the VPN server on the router using a firmware like OpenWRT or use a NAS with VPN features like Synology. Running your VPN server on a PC is asking for headaches and for it to always be down when you need it.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    good morning chat
    may your penii stand forever erect

    I'm supposed to have more than one?!

    omg you dont?
    Sleep wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    good morning chat
    may your penii stand forever erect

    That would make the gym awkward

    or sexy

    Bless your heart.
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    BlackDragon480BlackDragon480 Bluster Kerfuffle Master of Windy ImportRegistered User regular
    Sleep wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    good morning chat
    may your penii stand forever erect

    That would make the gym awkward

    Speak for yourself, I'd be getting applause.

    No matter where you go...there you are.
    ~ Buckaroo Banzai
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    there's a house i really like why can't i just buy it now why do i have to get a stupid inspection done

    because people are horrible and lie a lot. an inspection will help you (and the bank) not over pay for something that is about to fall over.

    no i know i'm just being petulant because i want to move into this house

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    good morning chat
    may your penii stand forever erect

    this sounds like a curse

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    We're all pregnant now.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Houn wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    i want to set up a home vpn server

    what's a good way to do this? i am disinclined to forward ports to my main windows machine

    use a laptop running ubuntu?

    Would be the easiest, yes. What's the actual use case? What resources on your internal network do you need access to?

    nothing - just pure internet proxying
    Run the VPN server on the router using a firmware like OpenWRT or use a NAS with VPN features like Synology. Running your VPN server on a PC is asking for headaches and for it to always be down when you need it.

    my main home router is pwned by my ISP - its login details are A Secret - and the ancillary one has a grand total of 4mb flash memory - it can hold openwrt but not openvpn atop it

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    Subway exchanges can be glorious things

    lastone i saw was a guy probably in his 60s with a cane nearly starting a fistfight with some teenagers selling candy

    Yeah, like that time I was riding the bus and that fat lady shit herself and smiled and loudly announced it and we all had to smell it the rest of the way.

    Or all those times people got off the bus and stole a bike off the bike rack.

    Or the fistfights.

    Or those times the bus decided not to run the full route and dropped everyone off miles from home.



    Actually, fuck public transportation. Burn it all to the ground.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Still my favorite metro exchange was watching an old black lady play matchmaker between two young folks.

    So this guy and gal were talking and he asked for her number. She said her phone was broken. He said he could write it down. She said she had no paper. Also body language was this was less a push off and more she searched her purse before hand and was sad. Then this old lady was like, hold on. Hand her a note pad. She looks and says I have no pen. Old lady hands her a pen. Numbers are exchanged and flirting continues.

    Old lady smiles.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    i want to set up a home vpn server

    what's a good way to do this? i am disinclined to forward ports to my main windows machine

    use a laptop running ubuntu?

    Would be the easiest, yes. What's the actual use case? What resources on your internal network do you need access to?

    nothing - just pure internet proxying
    Run the VPN server on the router using a firmware like OpenWRT or use a NAS with VPN features like Synology. Running your VPN server on a PC is asking for headaches and for it to always be down when you need it.

    my main home router is pwned by my ISP - its login details are A Secret - and the ancillary one has a grand total of 4mb flash memory - it can hold openwrt but not openvpn atop it

    I strongly suggest you buy a more capable secondary router then. TP-Link makes some really cheap ones that should work. Or try the linux laptop thing but it'll kinda look a mess and I don't know how easy it'll be to set up. Probably not very.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    good morning chat
    may your penii stand forever erect

    this sounds like a curse

    maybe...a sexy curse

    everything today is prefixed with sexy as an adjective.

    Bless your heart.
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    the bets part is the exchange good or bad almost always runs its course before the ride is over

    So theres an awkward 2 minutes where everyone who was just fighting or yelling at each other stands there looking of into he distance waiting for the next stop

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Had my blood drawn.

    Went fine and yet, I'm still shaken by the experience.

    it never gets easier. :\

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    good morning chat
    may your penii stand forever erect

    this sounds like a curse

    maybe...a sexy curse

    everything today is prefixed with sexy as an adjective.
    b451b82555b6ac30f76091ba227314e4.jpg
    Is this an adjective?

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    HounHoun Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    i want to set up a home vpn server

    what's a good way to do this? i am disinclined to forward ports to my main windows machine

    use a laptop running ubuntu?

    Would be the easiest, yes. What's the actual use case? What resources on your internal network do you need access to?

    nothing - just pure internet proxying
    Run the VPN server on the router using a firmware like OpenWRT or use a NAS with VPN features like Synology. Running your VPN server on a PC is asking for headaches and for it to always be down when you need it.

    my main home router is pwned by my ISP - its login details are A Secret - and the ancillary one has a grand total of 4mb flash memory - it can hold openwrt but not openvpn atop it

    I strongly suggest you buy a more capable secondary router then. TP-Link makes some really cheap ones that should work. Or try the linux laptop thing but it'll kinda look a mess and I don't know how easy it'll be to set up. Probably not very.

    If you're set on a VPN, this is the best option.

    Another potential solution would be to run Linux in a VirtualBox VM with it's own IP address. Also, rather than VPN, you could try SSH Tunnels.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    good morning chat
    may your penii stand forever erect

    this sounds like a curse

    Priapus was cursed with a giant but useless erection, which is something I don't see specified above.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    when i was on the subway in new york, a dude got on the bus with his bike and he was really struggling with getting it situated. he was angrily looking around for someone to yell at and a dude barely glanced at him...so he started yelling at him. While he was doing this some kittens poked their head out of his jacket. Not sure what they were doing there.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    i want to set up a home vpn server

    what's a good way to do this? i am disinclined to forward ports to my main windows machine

    use a laptop running ubuntu?

    Would be the easiest, yes. What's the actual use case? What resources on your internal network do you need access to?

    nothing - just pure internet proxying
    Run the VPN server on the router using a firmware like OpenWRT or use a NAS with VPN features like Synology. Running your VPN server on a PC is asking for headaches and for it to always be down when you need it.

    my main home router is pwned by my ISP - its login details are A Secret - and the ancillary one has a grand total of 4mb flash memory - it can hold openwrt but not openvpn atop it

    Your ISP doesn't give you access to your own home router?

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    Houn wrote: »
    ronya wrote: »
    i want to set up a home vpn server

    what's a good way to do this? i am disinclined to forward ports to my main windows machine

    use a laptop running ubuntu?

    Would be the easiest, yes. What's the actual use case? What resources on your internal network do you need access to?

    nothing - just pure internet proxying
    Run the VPN server on the router using a firmware like OpenWRT or use a NAS with VPN features like Synology. Running your VPN server on a PC is asking for headaches and for it to always be down when you need it.

    my main home router is pwned by my ISP - its login details are A Secret - and the ancillary one has a grand total of 4mb flash memory - it can hold openwrt but not openvpn atop it

    Your ISP doesn't give you access to your own home router?
    Is it comcast?

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Chanus wrote: »
    TTODewback wrote: »
    good morning chat
    may your penii stand forever erect

    this sounds like a curse

    Priapus was cursed with a giant but useless erection, which is something I don't see specified above.

    How can a perpetually erect and ridiculously oversized penis be useless?

    i bet he could hang his toga on it and stuff. that's a use. :razz:

    21stCentury on
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    A constant erection would suck and ruin like half of my outfits.

    Or... improve....

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I farted and it smells vaguely of potato chips

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    A constant erection would suck and ruin like half of my outfits.

    Or... improve....
    I've seen that DVD

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Had my blood drawn.

    Went fine and yet, I'm still shaken by the experience.

    it never gets easier. :\

    Doing it multiple times a month fixed that for me.
    Don't get sick enough they need to do it multiple times a month. I highly recommend avoiding it.

    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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