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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    the primary criteria i use for considering gaming purchases is: can i use this device while pooping

    XBOne: no
    PS4: no
    Wii U: yes
    Switch: also yes

    Only if you do all of your pooping in the bathroom.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Someone needs to make a new Crimson Skies

    A thousand times yes but based on the PC game

    XBOX game > PC game

    I respect you and I respect the xbox game but wtf

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    James wrote: »
    the primary criteria i use for considering gaming purchases is: can i use this device while pooping

    XBOne: no
    PS4: no
    Wii U: yes
    Switch: also yes
    PS4: Yes, with Remote Play on the Vita or PC.

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Xbox also is really Europe and North America. It never gained much traction in East Asia at all.

    Of course the Japanese market has shrunk a lot and moved to phone games.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    XBONE: yes, just install a toilet in front of your TV.

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    GatorGator An alligator in Scotland Registered User regular
    Scary gator noises

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    What is the release schedule like for the Switch, beyond new Zelda?

    There's uh...a Mario Kart 8 slightly-better-than-a-port with like the ability to hold two items and the vs mode in April.

    Spla2oon in the summer I think?

    Arms at some point.

    and this is why you try to get good 3rd party developers to care about your console folks.

    I was all set to get a switch next week until I realized he only thing out I'd want to play is Zelda. Now I think I'll wait until the Mario game comes out, which I think is around the holidays?

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    1-2-Switch
    Fast RMX
    Just Dance 2017
    Human Resource Machine
    I Am Setsuna
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
    Little Inferno
    Shovel Knight
    Skylanders: Imaginators
    Snipperclips
    Super Bomberman R
    World of Goo
    
    March/Spring:
    Arms (Spring 2017)
    Has-Been Heroes (March 2017)
    Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (April 28)
    Puyo Puyo Tetris (Spring 2017)
    Snipperclips, Cut It Out Together (March 2017)
    
    Summer:
    Rime
    Splatoon 2
    

    Everything else is TBD. And most of these things are either small experiences or old ports.

    1-2-Switch, which looks to be the "should have been a pack in" game of the system, and Zelda are the only real big titles for a long ass time.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    the primary criteria i use for considering gaming purchases is: can i use this device while pooping

    XBOne: no
    PS4: no
    Wii U: yes
    Switch: also yes
    PS4: Yes, with Remote Play on the Vita or PC.

    You shit with your PC?

    Six on
    can you feel the struggle within?
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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Xbox also is really Europe and North America. It never gained much traction in East Asia at all.

    Of course the Japanese market has shrunk a lot and moved to phone games.

    Yeah and 3DSs heh... something like 66mil 3DSs sold in Japan.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Nioh is such a long game, jesus

    Like the antagonist just teleports away whenever I think the final fight might be here

    Which, I mean, of course he would

    But it's making for a long game with basically zero story at all except "chase the badguy and meet random Japanese historical figures for some reason"

    Yeah, it never ends.. I'm now going to zone 7 which has got to be the fucking end right.

    I love the game, but it's weird I want to go to NG+ for that sweet green gear to really get my end game on.

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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    Oh god there was that street fighter 2 thing with a thankfully optional first person mode thing?! What on earth is going on with that?

    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    crimson skies high road to revenge was so good

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    the primary criteria i use for considering gaming purchases is: can i use this device while pooping

    XBOne: no
    PS4: no
    Wii U: yes
    Switch: also yes
    PS4: Yes, with Remote Play on the Vita or PC.

    You shit with your PC?
    It requires the PC power of a toaster, so you could do it on a Chromebook, if you wanted.

    What, you don't have a Bathroom computer?

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Six wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Someone needs to make a new Crimson Skies

    A thousand times yes but based on the PC game

    XBOX game > PC game

    I respect you and I respect the xbox game but wtf

    I respect you but

    it's true though.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Bought new video card

    Don't really feel like playing games lately

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    1-2-Switch
    Fast RMX
    Just Dance 2017
    Human Resource Machine
    I Am Setsuna
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
    Little Inferno
    Shovel Knight
    Skylanders: Imaginators
    Snipperclips
    Super Bomberman R
    World of Goo
    
    March/Spring:
    Arms (Spring 2017)
    Has-Been Heroes (March 2017)
    Mario Kart 8 Deluxe (April 28)
    Puyo Puyo Tetris (Spring 2017)
    Snipperclips, Cut It Out Together (March 2017)
    
    Summer:
    Rime
    Splatoon 2
    

    Everything else is TBD. And most of these things are either small experiences or old ports.

    1-2-Switch, which looks to be the "should have been a pack in" game of the system, and Zelda are the only real big titles for a long ass time.
    My prediction is that the best-selling game of that pack will be Just Dance 2017. :\

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Oh shit Gator is back

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    world of goddamn goo? Now?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    @syndalis Isn't Binding of Isaac back to being a launch title? I don't think it's TBD anymore.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    upcoming switch games I'm interested in:

    Zelda
    Snipperclips
    Super Mario Oddessy
    Shovel Knight (SOMEHOW I still have yet to buy this)
    Snake Pass
    Arms
    Puyo Puyo Tetris
    Mario Kart 8
    Jackbox 3
    Yooka-Laylee

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    the primary criteria i use for considering gaming purchases is: can i use this device while pooping

    XBOne: no
    PS4: no
    Wii U: yes
    Switch: also yes
    PS4: Yes, with Remote Play on the Vita or PC.

    You shit with your PC?
    It requires the PC power of a toaster, so you could do it on a Chromebook, if you wanted.

    What, you don't have a Bathroom computer?

    Wouldn't you still need like a controller tho?

    I'm in on this bathroom computer business, though. Tell me more.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Honestly I think Nioh peaks in the first two areas

    It's just pretty much the same after that. Good solid combat and level design, but basically the same enemies and obstacles for another 20 hours or something.

    I hear the later bosses get harder and weirder but haven't seen it yet.

    I fought in a giant samurai battle then next stage
    the entire battlefield was consumed and the corpses turned into a GIANT boss monster and i had to run across the same battlefield littered with zombies and yokai and the landscape was all blasted and torn

    so that was cool

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Bought new video card

    Don't really feel like playing games lately

    You only want what you can't have.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    You could stream your xbone to a windows laptop actually

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    A coworker just caught me making seemingly unprompted dumb facial expressions as I was walking around thinking about something funny. Quit job y/y?

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    the primary criteria i use for considering gaming purchases is: can i use this device while pooping

    XBOne: no
    PS4: no
    Wii U: yes
    Switch: also yes
    PS4: Yes, with Remote Play on the Vita or PC.

    xbox now has play anywhere w/ win 10 so you can play xbox on a laptop

    checkmate god

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    Fuzzy Cumulonimbus CloudFuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud Registered User regular
    after an hour of clicking I figured out a workaround
    it happened to my colleague as well
    i think they pushed a word update or something

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited February 2017
    credeiki wrote: »
    A coworker just caught me making seemingly unprompted dumb facial expressions as I was walking around thinking about something funny. Quit job y/y?

    Like you have any other choice

    Six on
    can you feel the struggle within?
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    the primary criteria i use for considering gaming purchases is: can i use this device while pooping

    XBOne: no
    PS4: no
    Wii U: yes
    Switch: also yes
    PS4: Yes, with Remote Play on the Vita or PC.

    You shit with your PC?
    It requires the PC power of a toaster, so you could do it on a Chromebook, if you wanted.

    What, you don't have a Bathroom computer?

    Wouldn't you still need like a controller tho?

    I'm in on this bathroom computer business, though. Tell me more.
    Laptop arms can be mounted pretty much anywhere. :D

    No lie, in my old apartment, my wife used to yell at me for keeping a shitty (heh) tablet behind the toilet paper rolls, in case I really needed to Google something while pooping.

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    OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    i spent almost $150 on gwent in two days

    but my lust is sated for new cards and now i can fill in some gaps and make a few cool decks

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    the primary criteria i use for considering gaming purchases is: can i use this device while pooping

    XBOne: no
    PS4: no
    Wii U: yes
    Switch: also yes
    PS4: Yes, with Remote Play on the Vita or PC.

    xbox now has play anywhere w/ win 10 so you can play xbox on a laptop

    checkmate god

    lol that's not how play anywhere works

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    syndalis Isn't Binding of Isaac back to being a launch title? I don't think it's TBD anymore.

    Yeah that list is old. I mean its not much better to be honest but I remember the Xbox and PS4 launches too.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Someone needs to make a new Crimson Skies

    A thousand times yes but based on the PC game

    XBOX game > PC game

    I respect you and I respect the xbox game but wtf

    I respect you but

    it's true though.

    High Road to Revenge is the fetal alcohol syndrome baby of the Crimson Skies franchise.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    the primary criteria i use for considering gaming purchases is: can i use this device while pooping

    XBOne: no
    PS4: no
    Wii U: yes
    Switch: also yes
    PS4: Yes, with Remote Play on the Vita or PC.

    xbox now has play anywhere w/ win 10 so you can play xbox on a laptop

    checkmate god
    Really, everyone has caught up to the paradigm of poop gaming. Oculus, get on that shit!

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    XBONE: yes, just install a toilet in front of your TV.

    A good chair.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvSkiTYshtI

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    if Nintendo would ju8st dump a bunch of VC titles it would help, but instead we get their insane drip-feed VC content.

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    JamesJames Registered User regular
    okay, apparently i'm wrong and you can now stream pretty much everything to a windows laptop

    the future is now for porcelain-based gaming

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Dead Rising 4 not being a Play Anywhere title still pisses me off a great deal.

    Fuck you, Microsoft.

    And fuck you, Capcom.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    I mean, to be clear, I am totally getting one for Zelda it looks amazing.

    And it will replace the weird janky setup I have to play games on my iPad Pro.

    But I am not going to fool myself into thinking it is anything for me but a Zelda machine with shit battery life that I will probably want to get a battery pack for, until New Donk City and Pimp Bowser happens.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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