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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    wait is blade comic books

    nobody can hate on blade not even me

    so that's another one

    Abdhyius on
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    wait is blade comic books

    nobody can hate on blade not even me

    so that's another one

    its right there in the list you loony bastard

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Road to Perdition is a cool movie but a bad adaptation of the source material

    Like, on its own it's fine. it just sucks that we didn't get (and never will get) something that feels like the book, which was very snappy and pulpy rather than slow-paced and operatic.

    Shall we decide, for the purposes of this conversation, that this makes it a bad comic book movie, but good as a movie that happens to be based on a comic book

    comic book really has nothing to do with it. it's just an adaptation that takes a lot of liberties in tone and style and the liberties aren't the sort that are necessary to make the story work as a movie - obviously the book is longer and more in-depth, as books always are, but it's a bit like turning a lighthearted comedy into a grim war film or something

    the movie as it stands is very good and if slow and operatic is the only way sam mendes could direct it (evidence based on his filmography suggests y) then that's fine but making it as a sort of michael mann gritty period thriller would have been a valid choice too

    I would agree with this, generally. My go-to example is Daredevil. The run that Kevin Smith kicked off in like 1998 and continued through 2010 or so was consistently great for most of that time. I don't think DC has ever had a run at such high quality last that long, but there are lots of arcs and one-offs that achieve greatness (The Long Halloween, All-Star Superman, etc).

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    wait is blade comic books

    nobody can hate on blade not even me

    so that's another one

    its right there in the list you loony bastard

    yes that is why I went oh

    I didn't just suddenly remember blade and wonder if perhaps

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    hahaha yesss blade was totally wesley snipes from the very beginning

    this was my one concern about the comic blade

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    wait is blade comic books

    nobody can hate on blade not even me

    so that's another one

    its right there in the list you loony bastard

    yes that is why I went oh

    I didn't just suddenly remember blade and wonder if perhaps

    i thought you did!

    i will retire to my quarters and consider my error

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I'd ping Lud for the internal Iron Man and Iron Man 3 ranking but I'm feeling nice.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    lulllz

    grabbed lasagna out of the oven with one oven mitt, barely managed it, took the cover off, put it back in

    grabbed it again, and I slipped, getting a nice second-degree burn to the base of my left thumb

    good thing polls aren't in the field next week, because my typing's gonna be shaky

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    SUPERHERO MOVIES, a ranked list by Jacobkosh, age 3X
    1. Captain America: Civil War
    2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    3. The Dark Knight
    4. The Avengers
    5. Batman (1989)
    6. Batman Begins
    7. Logan
    8. Iron Man
    9. Guardians of the Galaxy
    10. Superman (1978)
    11. Spider-Man 2
    12. Avengers: Age of Ultron
    13. X2: X-Men United
    14. The Rocketeer
    15. The Dark Knight Rises
    16. Spider-Man
    17. Batman (1966)
    18. Deadpool
    19. Thor 2
    20. The Amazing Spider-Man
    21. Ant-Man
    22. Captain America: The First Avenger
    23. The Shadow
    24. X-Men: First Class
    25. Dr. Strange
    26. X-Men
    27. Mystery Men
    28. Blade
    29. The Wolverine
    30. Superman II
    31. Batman Returns
    32. The Incredible Hulk
    33. Hulk
    34. The Mask
    35. Iron Man 3
    36. The Phantom
    37. Blade 2
    38. X-Men Apocalypse
    39. Superman Returns
    40. Iron Man 2
    41. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
    42. The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    43. Batman Forever
    44. Superman III
    45. Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
    46. Meteor Man
    47. Spider-Man 3
    48. Batman & Robin
    49. Man of Steel
    50. Ghost Rider
    51. Blankman
    52. X3: The Last Stand
    53. ...
    54. ...
    55. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    56. ...
    57. Suicide Squad

    NOT PICTURED: Ghost Rider 2, Jonah Hex, The Punisher (1989), The Punisher (2004), Punisher War Zone, Blade 3, Fantastic Four (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Fantastic Four (2015), Chronicle

    Where's Mask of the Phantasm

    I forgot it and the incredibles and big hero 6. cartoons weren't really on my mind, I guess.

    honestly, though, I like parts of mask of the phantasm but find other parts of it kind of soporific. it is not my favorite BTAS story by any stretch.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    wait is blade comic books

    nobody can hate on blade not even me

    so that's another one

    its right there in the list you loony bastard

    yes that is why I went oh

    I didn't just suddenly remember blade and wonder if perhaps

    i thought you did!

    i will retire to my quarters and consider my error

    no, perhaps my error was that I do not contemplate Blade enough

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    yes, clearly I do not contemplate Blade enough. I shall remedy this.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    hahaha yesss blade was totally wesley snipes from the very beginning

    this was my one concern about the comic blade

    i have mentioned this before but according to patton oswalt during the filming of blade 3 snipes locked himself in his trailer and refused to communicate except by written notes slipped back and forth under his door, which he wrote in the third person...as blade

    so like a note would come out and it would say "get blade a pizza"

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    today was a good day

    Zelda Forest / Weapons spoilers:
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    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    today was a good day

    Zelda Forest / Weapons spoilers:
    icwk4mh9a0zd.jpeg

    i am currently sneaking around in the thieves hideout in karakus valley

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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    And I am glad that is over because I am going to spend the next forever building up my stamina meter.

    It sucks only having two upgrade ticks on that at the point in the game I am at, but it was worth it for this

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I can't find a single matching pair of patterned socks

    Given what I generally go for, dandically, I am infuriated with the world for giving me a desire to wear fun socks but not giving me the orderliness necessary to maintain said fun sock collection

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products regular
    Also the Switch's baked in web browser is garbage.

    Which is fine, you will hardly ever use it, but oh man just telling facebook to only make posts from the switch that I can see, not public, was just rolling the dice and hoping that the choice i wanted on the dropdown picklist was the one the cursor would land on.

    Its super erratic.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited March 2017
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Road to Perdition is a cool movie but a bad adaptation of the source material

    Like, on its own it's fine. it just sucks that we didn't get (and never will get) something that feels like the book, which was very snappy and pulpy rather than slow-paced and operatic.

    Shall we decide, for the purposes of this conversation, that this makes it a bad comic book movie, but good as a movie that happens to be based on a comic book

    comic book really has nothing to do with it. it's just an adaptation that takes a lot of liberties in tone and style and the liberties aren't the sort that are necessary to make the story work as a movie - obviously the book is longer and more in-depth, as books always are, but it's a bit like turning a lighthearted comedy into a grim war film or something

    the movie as it stands is very good and if slow and operatic is the only way sam mendes could direct it (evidence based on his filmography suggests y) then that's fine but making it as a sort of michael mann gritty period thriller would have been a valid choice too

    I would agree with this, generally. My go-to example is Daredevil. The run that Kevin Smith kicked off in like 1998 and continued through 2010 or so was consistently great for most of that time. I don't think DC has ever had a run at such high quality last that long, but there are lots of arcs and one-offs that achieve greatness (The Long Halloween, All-Star Superman, etc).

    I can name a few but they're much rarer.

    I think the thing is that DC as a superhero publisher is a little less adventurous than Marvel - in the 60s part of the reason Marvel recruited a bunch of talent was they let their artists work in regular shirts instead of suits and ties, and Stan Lee's original idea for Marvel was to do all the stuff other companies wouldn't let him do, like hero characters who bickered and fought with each other - but DC corporate is way more willing to invest in risky prestige projects. If a great writer or artist comes along and says I want to do my ultimate Superman story and I want it to be twelve issues long and drawn by such-and-such great artist and I want it to not be tied to ongoing soap opera continuity, DC is like "yeah you bet, sounds great". By comparison Marvel has done that like...five times ever

    DC is also (or at least was, up till about 10 years ago when idiots took over) way more willing to publish work peripheral to, or outside of, the superhero genre

    Jacobkosh on
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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Now a tier list for comic book video games. Hulk: UD being near the top of course.

    And x men legends.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Also the Switch's baked in web browser is garbage.

    Which is fine, you will hardly ever use it, but oh man just telling facebook to only make posts from the switch that I can see, not public, was just rolling the dice and hoping that the choice i wanted on the dropdown picklist was the one the cursor would land on.

    Its super erratic.

    What

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    hahaha yesss blade was totally wesley snipes from the very beginning

    this was my one concern about the comic blade

    Some mothafuckas always trying to ice skate uphill.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited March 2017
    Now a tier list for comic book video games. Hulk: UD being near the top of course.

    And x men legends.

    ok here goes

    BEST SUPERHERO GAMES, a list by Jacobkosh, eyes: hazel
    1. Freedom Force
    2. Freedom Force vs the Third Reich
    3. City of Heroes
    4. Batman: Arkham Asylum
    5. Hulk: Ultimate Destruction
    6. The Adventures of Batman and Robin (SNES)
    7. Telltale Batman
    8. X-Men (arcade)
    9. X-Men Legends
    10. Batman: Arkham City
    11. Infamous
    12. Captain America and the Avengers (arcade)
    13. Marvel Ultimate Alliance
    14. X-Men Legends 2
    15. Batman: Arkham Knight
    16. X-Men (Genesis)
    17. X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse
    18. Batman (NES)
    19. Nightshade
    20. X-Men vs Street Fighter
    21. Marvel vs Capcom
    22. Marvel vs Capcom 2
    23. ...
    24. Defenders of Dynatron City
    25. ...
    26. Spider-Man and the X-Men in Arcade's Revenge
    27. ...
    28. ...
    29. Wolverine: Adamantium Rage
    30. ...
    31. ...
    32. X-Men (NES)
    33. ...
    34. ...
    35. ...
    36. ...
    37. ...
    38. Superman 64

    Jacobkosh on
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    hahaha yesss blade was totally wesley snipes from the very beginning

    this was my one concern about the comic blade

    Some mothafuckas always trying to ice skate uphill.

    i hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    Were at a trampoline park for a bday for kiddosroars friend and the kid and his parents didn't show up until 5 mins after the party start and nine of them had signed their waivers yet uuugh

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Ben Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms yo

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    rockrngerrockrnger Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Now a tier list for comic book video games. Hulk: UD being near the top of course.

    And x men legends.

    ok here goes

    BEST SUPERHERO GAMES, a list by Jacobkosh, eyes: hazel
    1. Freedom Force
    2. Freedom Force vs the Third Reich
    3. Batman: Arkham Asylum
    4. Hulk: Ultimate Destruction
    5. The Adventures of Batman and Robin (SNES)
    6. Telltale Batman
    7. X-Men (arcade)
    8. X-Men Legends
    9. Batman: Arkham City
    10. Infamous
    11. Captain America and the Avengers (arcade)
    12. Marvel Ultimate Alliance
    13. X-Men Legends 2
    14. Batman: Arkham Knight
    15. X-Men (Genesis)
    16. X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse
    17. Batman (NES)
    18. Nightshade
    19. X-Men vs Street Fighter
    20. Marvel vs Capcom
    21. Marvel vs Capcom 2
    22. ...
    23. Defenders of Dynatron City
    24. ...
    25. Spider-Man and the X-Men in Arcade's Revenge
    26. ...
    27. ...
    28. Wolverine: Adamantium Rage
    29. ...
    30. ...
    31. X-Men (NES)
    32. ...
    33. ...
    34. ...
    35. ...
    36. ...
    37. Superman 64

    No super hero mmo whose name escapes me now?

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    hah I just learned that The Phantom is not Phantoms

    this comic book joke makes no sense now

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    OrphaneOrphane rivers of red that run to seaRegistered User regular
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    rockrnger wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Now a tier list for comic book video games. Hulk: UD being near the top of course.

    And x men legends.

    ok here goes

    BEST SUPERHERO GAMES, a list by Jacobkosh, eyes: hazel
    1. Freedom Force
    2. Freedom Force vs the Third Reich
    3. Batman: Arkham Asylum
    4. Hulk: Ultimate Destruction
    5. The Adventures of Batman and Robin (SNES)
    6. Telltale Batman
    7. X-Men (arcade)
    8. X-Men Legends
    9. Batman: Arkham City
    10. Infamous
    11. Captain America and the Avengers (arcade)
    12. Marvel Ultimate Alliance
    13. X-Men Legends 2
    14. Batman: Arkham Knight
    15. X-Men (Genesis)
    16. X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse
    17. Batman (NES)
    18. Nightshade
    19. X-Men vs Street Fighter
    20. Marvel vs Capcom
    21. Marvel vs Capcom 2
    22. ...
    23. Defenders of Dynatron City
    24. ...
    25. Spider-Man and the X-Men in Arcade's Revenge
    26. ...
    27. ...
    28. Wolverine: Adamantium Rage
    29. ...
    30. ...
    31. X-Men (NES)
    32. ...
    33. ...
    34. ...
    35. ...
    36. ...
    37. Superman 64

    No super hero mmo whose name escapes me now?

    city of heroes, yes

    and that should have been my number 3

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    ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    MLB The Show seems to have some fun glitches.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    Marvel Heroes 2017 is alright.

    Ultimate Spiderman was my jam. Open world spider man swinging.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    Also the Switch's baked in web browser is garbage.

    Which is fine, you will hardly ever use it, but oh man just telling facebook to only make posts from the switch that I can see, not public, was just rolling the dice and hoping that the choice i wanted on the dropdown picklist was the one the cursor would land on.

    Its super erratic.

    Did you say erotic?

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    Drez wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Also the Switch's baked in web browser is garbage.

    Which is fine, you will hardly ever use it, but oh man just telling facebook to only make posts from the switch that I can see, not public, was just rolling the dice and hoping that the choice i wanted on the dropdown picklist was the one the cursor would land on.

    Its super erratic.

    Did you say erotic?

    no

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    But the best movie based on a fictional superhero is The Last Temptation of Christ

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    wandering wrote: »
    But the best movie based on a fictional superhero is The Last Temptation of Christ

    CHECKMATE THEISTS

    PSN: Honkalot
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    Also the Switch's baked in web browser is garbage.

    Which is fine, you will hardly ever use it, but oh man just telling facebook to only make posts from the switch that I can see, not public, was just rolling the dice and hoping that the choice i wanted on the dropdown picklist was the one the cursor would land on.

    Its super erratic.

    Did you say erotic?

    no

    But they sound the same.

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    syndalis wrote: »
    Also the Switch's baked in web browser is garbage.

    Which is fine, you will hardly ever use it, but oh man just telling facebook to only make posts from the switch that I can see, not public, was just rolling the dice and hoping that the choice i wanted on the dropdown picklist was the one the cursor would land on.

    Its super erratic.

    Huh I didn't think it had a web browser

    wandering on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Elki wrote: »
    MLB The Show seems to have some fun glitches.

    lz1ygzab17iilhohoqhc.png

    Nightmare fuel

    Switch: SW-7690-2320-9238Steam/PSN/Xbox: Drezdar
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
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    Eddy wrote: »
    I can't find a single matching pair of patterned socks

    Given what I generally go for, dandically, I am infuriated with the world for giving me a desire to wear fun socks but not giving me the orderliness necessary to maintain said fun sock collection

    The dandiest thing to do would be to wear mismatched fancy socks.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    shit now I need to root for duke gross

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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