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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    News paper comic spoder man was just

    Ugh

    "Hey Aunt May got into some stupid ass shit again because she's old what will peter do"

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Hot aunt may is the future that liberals want.

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    EPwgTOd.jpg

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Drez wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Like seriously.

    latest?cb=20150820184738

    what's wrong with this?

    Not to trivialize, but this seems like a weird hill to die on.

    I mean, I admit I haven't seen the film yet, but I'm not sure I actually understand the problem. Marisa Tomei isn't a 20-something. She's an older lady. Yes, she is a beautiful one, but she is not some buxom youngster that totally reimagines the aesthetic concept of Aunt May. I don't see this as an example of casting hottie totties in roles that should have otherwise gone to an older gentlewoman.

    edit: I mean an older Aunt May looked like a younger Aunt May once. She was just May at some point. Or Miss May. Or whatever.

    Oh I'm not gonna die on this hill. I just think it's a supremely bad casting. Especially when RJD specifically refers to her as "Aunt Hottie"

    I really would like to know who'd they cast as Uncle Ben though..

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Im 34

    You could be Aunt May!

    Im aunt may

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Like seriously.

    latest?cb=20150820184738

    what's wrong with this?

    She looks like she's in her 70s. And she stays that age. Like how old were peter's parents supposed to be?

    Well she's his aunt, not his grandmother. Tomei was 50 (51?) when it was filmed.

    Makes sense to me.

    Again the issue I have is May in the comics always looks super old compared to Peter and she's his aunt not his grand mother. Same with Uncle Ben.

    I mean if anything it was nice in Civil War that she was old enough to be his mother, unlike other roles where the actress to play the mom of an actor is only a few years older then the actor.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    some lady at my job yesterday tried to womansplain judaism to me yesterday

    i pooped everywhere in a rage

    was it butt pees tho

    naw thankfully i ain't butt peed too much this year so far

    Tell me, chu, how much do you miss my giant cyber toilet?

    v much

    My days are without song, now

    I can only imagine. When I have to poop at work it's like my dog dying all over again.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Wait Lil' Bow Wow changed into Bow Wow?

    This is amazing.

    time makes you bolder
    even bow wows get older
    and i'm getting older too

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Like seriously.

    latest?cb=20150820184738

    what's wrong with this?

    She looks like she's in her 70s. And she stays that age. Like how old were peter's parents supposed to be?

    Well she's his aunt, not his grandmother. Tomei was 50 (51?) when it was filmed.

    Makes sense to me.

    Again the issue I have is May in the comics always looks super old compared to Peter and she's his aunt not his grand mother. Same with Uncle Ben.

    I mean if anything it was nice in Civil War that she was old enough to be his mother, unlike other roles where the actress to play the mom of an actor is only a few years older then the actor.

    40cde39b1c65a32105e9fa3132c899f7000a2d7849eed27fd94ffa4bb3794951.jpg

    what you mean like this?

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Like seriously.

    latest?cb=20150820184738

    what's wrong with this?

    Not to trivialize, but this seems like a weird hill to die on.

    I mean, I admit I haven't seen the film yet, but I'm not sure I actually understand the problem. Marisa Tomei isn't a 20-something. She's an older lady. Yes, she is a beautiful one, but she is not some buxom youngster that totally reimagines the aesthetic concept of Aunt May. I don't see this as an example of casting hottie totties in roles that should have otherwise gone to an older gentlewoman.

    edit: I mean an older Aunt May looked like a younger Aunt May once. She was just May at some point. Or Miss May. Or whatever.

    Oh I'm not gonna die on this hill. I just think it's a supremely bad casting. Especially when RJD specifically refers to her as "Aunt Hottie"

    I really would like to know who'd they cast as Uncle Ben though..

    Wayne Brady

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    You can do a younger aunt may without making her super duper hot.

    It seems like the entire reason they cast her was so RDJ could make a joke.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    They mentioned the pattern of bad behavior but I was more concerned about the lady asking the cop if she could smoke in a room with a no smoking sign.

    Also this guy's accent is driving me crazy.

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    And then the internet would implode

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    trace why are you being weird

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Trace wrote: »
    You can do a younger aunt may without making her super duper hot.

    It seems like the entire reason they cast her was so RDJ could make a joke.

    It does not seem that way to me

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    They mentioned the pattern of bad behavior but I was more concerned about the lady asking the cop if she could smoke in a room with a no smoking sign.

    Also this guy's accent is driving me crazy.

    according to the canon she gives that cop a rimjob to keep her son out of juvey


    also that's his real accent

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Sniper why are you trying to cinema sins one of my favorite movies

    I'll kill you

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Like seriously.

    latest?cb=20150820184738

    what's wrong with this?

    She looks like she's in her 70s. And she stays that age. Like how old were peter's parents supposed to be?

    Well she's his aunt, not his grandmother. Tomei was 50 (51?) when it was filmed.

    Makes sense to me.

    Again the issue I have is May in the comics always looks super old compared to Peter and she's his aunt not his grand mother. Same with Uncle Ben.

    I mean if anything it was nice in Civil War that she was old enough to be his mother, unlike other roles where the actress to play the mom of an actor is only a few years older then the actor.

    40cde39b1c65a32105e9fa3132c899f7000a2d7849eed27fd94ffa4bb3794951.jpg

    what you mean like this?
    I'd bang Sally Field.

    8i1dt37buh2m.png
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Wait Lil' Bow Wow changed into Bow Wow?

    This is amazing.

    I can't find a clip of it, but they had a gag about this on Scrubs. Season 2. So a long time ago.

    JD and Carla were wheeling around a patient who appeared in a few different episodes. She had headphones on and JD asks how she's doing.

    Mrs. Bumbry: "I liked Bow Wow when he was Lil' Bow Wow."

    Season 2, Episode 5

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sniper why are you trying to cinema sins one of my favorite movies

    I'll kill you

    roll credits ding

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    They're using Justin Timberlake as an insult! Did that make sense at the time?
    "Drift? What do you mean, drift?"

    Okay this movie's amazing.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    edited March 2017
    look

    don't worry about all that stuff

    Tokyo Drift is just there to show you how fucking awesome Han uh.. IS

    Element Brian on
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    Arch,
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Im gonna make a tuna salad now k bye

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Sniper why are you trying to cinema sins one of my favorite movies

    I'll kill you

    I'm watching those giantbomb commentaries over the movies. They're a lot of fun. And these movies are silly, and fun.

    2 was pretty bad though.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Also of course the best part of Tokyo drift is the two old Japanese guys watching the drift lessons

    Eddy and I in our senescence

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    trace why are you being weird

    I'm not, but I guess you think I am.

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    bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    The best part of Tokyo Drift is the kid from Home Improvement getting fucked up in his Viper

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    Marisa Tomei is 52. That does not seem like Marvel was attempting to subvert her being quite older than peter. When my youngest is 18 I will be about that age too.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    god, I have given a lot of police rimjobs

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I have to hope there's an EU for fast and the furious.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    come home and see a cat just chilling in my driveway

    start inching in, waiting for him to move

    he does not

    i have to get out of the car, walk up to him, like yo what the fuck cat i just wanna go inside

    and he just looks at me, saunters three feet to the left and goes back to chilling

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Honk wrote: »
    I have to hope there's an EU for fast and the furious.

    At first I thought you meant a version in the European Union

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    I have to hope there's an EU for fast and the furious.

    Duuuuminic Toretto

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Also of course the best part of Tokyo drift is the two old Japanese guys watching the drift lessons

    Eddy and I in our senescence

    I've heard of that. Isn't one of those dudes like the actual "Drift King" and stunt coordinator or whatever? That's a neat touch.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Like seriously.

    latest?cb=20150820184738

    what's wrong with this?

    She looks like she's in her 70s. And she stays that age. Like how old were peter's parents supposed to be?

    Well she's his aunt, not his grandmother. Tomei was 50 (51?) when it was filmed.

    Makes sense to me.

    Again the issue I have is May in the comics always looks super old compared to Peter and she's his aunt not his grand mother. Same with Uncle Ben.

    I mean if anything it was nice in Civil War that she was old enough to be his mother, unlike other roles where the actress to play the mom of an actor is only a few years older then the actor.

    40cde39b1c65a32105e9fa3132c899f7000a2d7849eed27fd94ffa4bb3794951.jpg

    what you mean like this?
    I'd bang Sally Field.

    In her flying nun outfit.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hua7m6wQuw

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    come home and see a cat just chilling in my driveway

    start inching in, waiting for him to move

    he does not

    i have to get out of the car, walk up to him, like yo what the fuck cat i just wanna go inside

    and he just looks at me, saunters three feet to the left and goes back to chilling

    He knows what he's doing

    Fucking cats, man

    You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water, our shark.
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    come home and see a cat just chilling in my driveway

    start inching in, waiting for him to move

    he does not

    i have to get out of the car, walk up to him, like yo what the fuck cat i just wanna go inside

    and he just looks at me, saunters three feet to the left and goes back to chilling

    motherfucking human making ME get up from this perfectly good sunbeam like mother fucker excuse me

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    I have to hope there's an EU for fast and the furious.

    At first I thought you meant a version in the European Union

    all 50cc engines running on petrol, off to save the queen mum's jewels

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Like seriously.

    latest?cb=20150820184738

    what's wrong with this?

    She looks like she's in her 70s. And she stays that age. Like how old were peter's parents supposed to be?

    Well she's his aunt, not his grandmother. Tomei was 50 (51?) when it was filmed.

    Makes sense to me.

    Again the issue I have is May in the comics always looks super old compared to Peter and she's his aunt not his grand mother. Same with Uncle Ben.

    I mean if anything it was nice in Civil War that she was old enough to be his mother, unlike other roles where the actress to play the mom of an actor is only a few years older then the actor.

    40cde39b1c65a32105e9fa3132c899f7000a2d7849eed27fd94ffa4bb3794951.jpg

    what you mean like this?
    I'd bang Sally Field.
    oh come on

    really

    do i have to be the one to do it

    fine

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