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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    trace why are you being weird

    I'm not, but I guess you think I am.

    do you get to decide :p

    I do.

    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May, I'll stand by that opinion and I'm almost sure that it won't change anyone elses opinion but being treated like I'm specifically the weird one for this isn't going to make me change mine either.

    I don't think you've explained your opinion very well and you seem to be alone with it. I still don't really see the problem.

    Nobody has explained their position any better.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May

    Maybe it would help if you explained your reasoning?

    So far the only reason you've given is that she's sexy. Why do you object to the idea of Aunt May being sexy?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    they should have cast Idris Elba as aunt may

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May

    Maybe it would help if you explained your reasoning?

    So far the only reason you've given is that she's sexy. Why do you object to the idea of Aunt May being sexy?

    Is there a reason she should be? Does she need to be? Does it make sense?

    Who would they have cast as Uncle Ben in this case?

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May

    Maybe it would help if you explained your reasoning?

    So far the only reason you've given is that she's sexy. Why do you object to the idea of Aunt May being sexy?

    Is there a reason she should be? Does she need to be? Does it make sense?

    Who would they have cast as Uncle Ben in this case?

    John Hamm

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    a female role model shouldn't be attractive because that might imply she is anything other than a doting matronly figure

    god forbid she have a life of her own or be suggested to be more than a one-dimensional character only present to serve as a loving mentor to our protagonist

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    I think she's a good choice, she's even from Brooklyn. But I don't need you to explain why she's not.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May

    Maybe it would help if you explained your reasoning?

    So far the only reason you've given is that she's sexy. Why do you object to the idea of Aunt May being sexy?

    Is there a reason she should be? Does she need to be? Does it make sense?

    Who would they have cast as Uncle Ben in this case?
    I dunno? Christopher Eccleston? David Tennant? Matt Smith?

    Hrm. I seem to only be thinking of Doctor Who actors at this point.

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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May

    Maybe it would help if you explained your reasoning?

    So far the only reason you've given is that she's sexy. Why do you object to the idea of Aunt May being sexy?

    Is there a reason she should be? Does she need to be? Does it make sense?

    Who would they have cast as Uncle Ben in this case?

    You're the one espousing a strong opinion on this. It's not up to us to explain "why," it's up to you to explain "why not."

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May

    Maybe it would help if you explained your reasoning?

    So far the only reason you've given is that she's sexy. Why do you object to the idea of Aunt May being sexy?

    Is there a reason she should be? Does she need to be? Does it make sense?

    Who would they have cast as Uncle Ben in this case?

    Why would the aunt of a teenage kid be old and infirm?

    That
    makes no sense.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    trace why are you being weird

    I'm not, but I guess you think I am.

    do you get to decide :p

    I do.

    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May, I'll stand by that opinion and I'm almost sure that it won't change anyone elses opinion but being treated like I'm specifically the weird one for this isn't going to make me change mine either.

    I don't think you've explained your opinion very well and you seem to be alone with it. I still don't really see the problem.

    Nobody has explained their position any better.

    You said you don't think it's a good choice. Why?

    My reasoning is, why not? It doesn't take away from the story and I think adds to it in many ways, a lot which Chanus just said. Why do you think it's a bad thing?

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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    a female role model shouldn't be attractive because that might imply she is anything other than a doting matronly figure

    god forbid she have a life of her own or be suggested to be more than a one-dimensional character only present to serve as a loving mentor to our protagonist

    *politely has sex with Aunt May*

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Julius wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May

    Maybe it would help if you explained your reasoning?

    So far the only reason you've given is that she's sexy. Why do you object to the idea of Aunt May being sexy?

    Is there a reason she should be? Does she need to be? Does it make sense?

    Who would they have cast as Uncle Ben in this case?

    John Hamm

    I could actually go for that.

    If this was an origin story, I'd have digged that.

    Instead she's a butt of a bunch of jokes specifically because of her attractiveness in the movie as opposed to being a figure, along with Uncle Ben, who helps Peter shape his moral compass.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May

    Maybe it would help if you explained your reasoning?

    So far the only reason you've given is that she's sexy. Why do you object to the idea of Aunt May being sexy?

    Is there a reason she should be? Does she need to be? Does it make sense?

    Who would they have cast as Uncle Ben in this case?
    I dunno? Christopher Eccleston? David Tennant? Matt Smith?

    Hrm. I seem to only be thinking of Doctor Who actors at this point.

    vin diesel

    bryan cranston

    matthew mcconaughey

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May

    Maybe it would help if you explained your reasoning?

    So far the only reason you've given is that she's sexy. Why do you object to the idea of Aunt May being sexy?

    Is there a reason she should be? Does she need to be? Does it make sense?

    Who would they have cast as Uncle Ben in this case?

    Why would the aunt of a teenage kid be old and infirm?

    That
    makes no sense.
    I mean, maybe Uncle Ben was younger, but into older women, in which case Aunt May was actually a Cougar.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i guess she could be great aunt may

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    I think there is some merit to the idea that major motion pictures are perhaps not suffering from an overabundance of unsexy/elderly looking actors, especially amongst women, and that in the big picture casting more sexy people as characters who are generally not considered sexy could, perhaps, be problematic when considering societal beauty standards etc. etc.

    But on the other hand she is hot.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    trace why are you being weird

    I'm not, but I guess you think I am.

    do you get to decide :p

    I do.

    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May, I'll stand by that opinion and I'm almost sure that it won't change anyone elses opinion but being treated like I'm specifically the weird one for this isn't going to make me change mine either.

    I dont think youre weird for having the opinion

    its okay for us to disagree

    I think its weird for us to talk about it for 5 pages

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    for someone claiming they didn't want to die on this hill, you seem to be digging in pretty deep and refusing offers of peaceable surrender to the Hot Aunt Army

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Julius wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May

    Maybe it would help if you explained your reasoning?

    So far the only reason you've given is that she's sexy. Why do you object to the idea of Aunt May being sexy?

    Is there a reason she should be? Does she need to be? Does it make sense?

    Who would they have cast as Uncle Ben in this case?

    John Hamm

    I could actually go for that.

    If this was an origin story, I'd have digged that.

    Instead she's a butt of a bunch of jokes specifically because of her attractiveness in the movie as opposed to being a figure, along with Uncle Ben, who helps Peter shape his moral compass.

    So, forced exposition is the answer!

    I love it when characters repeat things to each other that they clearly already know.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    a female role model shouldn't be attractive because that might imply she is anything other than a doting matronly figure

    god forbid she have a life of her own or be suggested to be more than a one-dimensional character only present to serve as a loving mentor to our protagonist
    you can't let unattractive actresses have any roles, can you chanus

    uggos need not apply, is that it

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    trace why are you being weird

    I'm not, but I guess you think I am.

    do you get to decide :p

    I do.

    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May, I'll stand by that opinion and I'm almost sure that it won't change anyone elses opinion but being treated like I'm specifically the weird one for this isn't going to make me change mine either.

    I dont think youre weird for having the opinion

    its okay for us to disagree

    I think its weird for us to talk about it for 5 pages

    skippy you must be new here

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    My coworker has a white person voice just like martin lawerence from bad boys.
    best white person voice is the evil white bad guy in the audiobook of Anansi Boys

    when he says "absitively" in a nasally voice it will send shivers down your spine

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    trace why are you being weird

    I'm not, but I guess you think I am.

    do you get to decide :p

    I do.

    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May, I'll stand by that opinion and I'm almost sure that it won't change anyone elses opinion but being treated like I'm specifically the weird one for this isn't going to make me change mine either.

    I dont think youre weird for having the opinion

    its okay for us to disagree

    I think its weird for us to talk about it for 5 pages
    Is it, though? I've seen [chat] write more pages about less.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
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    Elendil wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    a female role model shouldn't be attractive because that might imply she is anything other than a doting matronly figure

    god forbid she have a life of her own or be suggested to be more than a one-dimensional character only present to serve as a loving mentor to our protagonist
    you can't let unattractive actresses have any roles, can you chanus

    uggos need not apply, is that it

    not on my watch

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny helped shape my moral compass.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    "Wanker? What do I look like, a zebra?"

    Wha...what does that mean?

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Okay but let's get down to brass tacks: would you tip Aunt May after you had sex with her

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    does hot aunt may prefer 5 guys or wendys, discuss

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Okay but let's get down to brass tacks: would you tip Aunt May after you had sex with her

    Only if her rendition of Baby It's Cold Outside was worth it.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    a female role model shouldn't be attractive because that might imply she is anything other than a doting matronly figure

    god forbid she have a life of her own or be suggested to be more than a one-dimensional character only present to serve as a loving mentor to our protagonist

    Finally, someone understands

    It's a woman's fault if I find her attractive, and it's up to her to resolve the issue so that I can place her back in her one-dimensional role that I had originally assigned to her upon initial contact

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    TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Okay so I lost this argument. /shrug

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Okay but let's get down to brass tacks: would you tip Aunt May after you had sex with her
    Why do the tacks have to be brass? What is this steampunk crap?

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Trace wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Trace wrote: »
    I think Marisa Tomei is a bad casting choice for Aunt May

    Maybe it would help if you explained your reasoning?

    So far the only reason you've given is that she's sexy. Why do you object to the idea of Aunt May being sexy?

    Is there a reason she should be? Does she need to be? Does it make sense?

    Who would they have cast as Uncle Ben in this case?

    like, maybe some grass and slab of stone of some sort

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
    Okay but let's get down to brass tacks: would you tip Aunt May after you had sex with her
    did she circumcise me

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny helped shape my moral compass.

    She definitely helped shape something of mine.

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    JuliusJulius Captain of Serenity on my shipRegistered User regular
    only ugly young people and attractive old people for all the roles!

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    I did it

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    simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
    Steampunk Aunt May circumcising Peter while singing Baby It's Cold Outside is my new hyper-specific fetish


    wait why is there already a tumblr for this

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Omg are you all still arguing about this

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