I love that humans are like, fuck this shit I want red hair or horns or big tits or a paw on my chest or a goant animu scar or giant hol s in my ears or whatever
I don't have an intellectual problem with dramatic body mods but the really far-out ones make me feel physically ill
like a bifurcated penis is just
i mean cool guy please put it away please
Allegedly a voice of reason.
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I would like to get some kind of brutal, unyielding pattern as a shoulder or sleeve tattoo, but I feel like a huge swath of black would be lengthy and painful and maybe I can just dip myself in henna every couple of days.
i am now picturing you walking into some grodelord tattoo shop as a bald white man and going "I want something brutal and unyielding and - " and the artist winks, puts a finger to his lips, and leads you back to the Rommel Room
I mean this is a fair concern
But most people can tell within three seconds that I lack the conviction and resilience of a fascist
He knows that I'm thinking about unpleasant civic architecture
a female role model shouldn't be attractive because that might imply she is anything other than a doting matronly figure
god forbid she have a life of her own or be suggested to be more than a one-dimensional character only present to serve as a loving mentor to our protagonist
I mean
someone isn't one-dimensional or mentorly just because they're old
The original dynamic in the comic was that aunt may (and even uncle ben) were loving and sweet people but were kind of benignly clueless and out of touch
That explained both Peter's self reliance and his occasional bouts of shitheadedness. It also emotionally echoed something a lot of kids feel in real life - not the Hollywood idea of "teen rebellion" but the sense that your folks, however doting, are maybe not always able to be relied on or confided in
Making Aunt May younger and also probably cooler than her nephew is an interesting reversal of that dynamic that I'm interested to see but it doesn't make the original take morally objectionable
i'm gonna be honest i was mostly just trying to bait trace into a more comprehensive explanation of his stance by making an outrageous claim in place of one
hahaha carry on
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I gotta go get some veg to go along with the pork chop for dinner but I'm gonna take the long way there and conveniently walk by the bar and go "oh hey how did this get here"
All the best cooking started with, "Hey, I need some of [thing], guess I better go to the store..."
*three or four rounds later*
"Okay strangers, are you ready to be impressed as make what I was going to make, but with three extra expensive ingredients I wouldn't have gotten if I weren't close to wasted?"
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Oh jeeze, looks like my sister's husband is moving out of their house
Am I going to have to pretend to be a supportive and caring family member
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I have a Triforce tattoo on my back, a pineapple on my thigh, a quote on my other thigh, a word on each ankle, a word on the arch of my right foot and a little tulip on my wrist. AND I WANT MORE.
I was going to say that having an attractive Aunt May was going to lead to an Inbetweeners-esque scene where Peter has his friends over and they all hit on his aunt and give him shit for how hot his aunt is but Peter doesn't have any friends so no risk there.
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Scottish actor Alan Cumming regrets having an ex-lover's name tattooed on his groin after undergoing a painful process to have it removed.
The Good Wife star opted to have his 'Raven' tattoo removed by Laser, rather than cover it up.
"About 16 years ago, I met this boy and he and I had this very tempestuous relationship," he tells US late night host Seth Meyers. "Two weeks after knowing each other, we had our names tattooed on each other's bodies, in our groin area, and I thought that was the most sensible thing I had ever done in my entire life."
"So then, four months after that, it (romance) was over," he continues. "We just propelled each other away and his name was Raven and I had Raven written on my groin.
"All my friends, who thought I was crazy, said, 'Oh you can put o-u-s on the end, make it ravenous. You can put a 'c', make it craven', or, once somebody said, 'Take the 'n' off, make it raver...'
"Eventually I got it removed by laser; it was horribly painful. But a year after that I met up with Raven again and he was like, 'Still have your tattoo?' and I was like, 'No, I had it wrenched from my body.' Then I said, 'Do you still have yours?' and he pulled his pants down and, where it used to say Alan, it now says balance. I'm a part of bringing balance to Raven, that's a beautiful thing."
Ha! That's so raven.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
Definitely post. But again, it's probably the worst fight in the series. Maybe the last fight, too. Those two fights show him punching WAY under his weight.
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like a bifurcated penis is just
i mean cool guy please put it away please
I mean this is a fair concern
But most people can tell within three seconds that I lack the conviction and resilience of a fascist
He knows that I'm thinking about unpleasant civic architecture
I restarted and now only get a black screen
Oh
This is how cults start.
okay you first I'm right behind you
hahaha carry on
This isn't even the worst fight in the show.
god I like the idea of like, piercing my dick but the idea makes my hands sweat hard
All the best cooking started with, "Hey, I need some of [thing], guess I better go to the store..."
*three or four rounds later*
"Okay strangers, are you ready to be impressed as make what I was going to make, but with three extra expensive ingredients I wouldn't have gotten if I weren't close to wasted?"
Am I going to have to pretend to be a supportive and caring family member
like, is that danny pre-martial arts training
or post
what else are you gonna do with empty boxes
you store them
*smashes through wall of empty boxes*
It's all post-, isn't it, since he grew up in Asia for the last fifteen years
Box storage
It’s not a very important country most of the time
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Why bifurcate ya dicks when you can just grow another one
fake your own death
Ha! That's so raven.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
now kiss
This is the supreme Kung Fu master at full strength yes
After pissing with a stint in for three weeks I think I'm good with things not going in my penis.
Tats are aight tho.
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Why do you like this idea?
I didnt authorize this
way ahead of you, my man
The whole show is supposedly after his training.
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No, my brother got divorcered or maybe he didn't, I don't even know and don't care to ask.
It’s not a very important country most of the time
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I have to defeat him. by drifting
Can I borrow your car body that doesn't have an engine?
Sure son, don't get shot.
This movie is ridiculous.