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The [House] thread and the people who live in them.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Big storm through here last night. Lots of tree damage, including a trunk from our backyard oak that came crashing down into our yard. About 30ft long, made a couple of nice holes in the grass.

    Came home early to chop up. Fiskars axe made short work of the branches but will need a saw for the main trunk.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Big storm through here last night. Lots of tree damage, including a trunk from our backyard oak that came crashing down into our yard. About 30ft long, made a couple of nice holes in the grass.

    Came home early to chop up. Fiskars axe made short work of the branches but will need a saw for the main trunk.

    Yeah, that was an impressive storm. Had a big branch come down in our driveway that missed my parents' car by about a foot while they were visiting in the early evening, and things only got worse later.

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    cabsycabsy the fattest rainbow unicorn Registered User regular
    We are trying to move only what we can fit in four 14x14x14" boxes and whatever we can ship for cheap to save having to rent a second vehicle which neither of us wants

    even after thorough pruning we have 90lbs of books, but thanks to media mail rates that's about $40 of postage

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    My house's AC isn't working right, there's barely any cold air coming through the vents on the first floor (we only have first floor and basement). It was working fine a month or two ago, probably gonna have to have a guy look at it. Houses!

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    that house is incredible!

    edit: but my new page finding skills are not incredible

    talking about murder room house

    Xaquin on
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    LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Is murder room on Murder Island?

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
    STEAM | GW2: Thalys
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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Yeah, it's on Murder Lane, just off Murder Boulevard. You know, the one that winds around Murder Park.

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    Ah, I fondly remember Homicide City.

    Nod. Get treat. PSN: Quippish
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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Ketar wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Big storm through here last night. Lots of tree damage, including a trunk from our backyard oak that came crashing down into our yard. About 30ft long, made a couple of nice holes in the grass.

    Came home early to chop up. Fiskars axe made short work of the branches but will need a saw for the main trunk.

    Yeah, that was an impressive storm. Had a big branch come down in our driveway that missed my parents' car by about a foot while they were visiting in the early evening, and things only got worse later.

    Ya'll are both in north Texas, right? Seems like the worst of the storm completely skipped us over in both Garland and Irving (where I work). So no damage to house or car for me.

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2017
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Big storm through here last night. Lots of tree damage, including a trunk from our backyard oak that came crashing down into our yard. About 30ft long, made a couple of nice holes in the grass.

    Came home early to chop up. Fiskars axe made short work of the branches but will need a saw for the main trunk.

    Yeah, that was an impressive storm. Had a big branch come down in our driveway that missed my parents' car by about a foot while they were visiting in the early evening, and things only got worse later.

    Ya'll are both in north Texas, right? Seems like the worst of the storm completely skipped us over in both Garland and Irving (where I work). So no damage to house or car for me.

    No, Chicago area for us.

    Ketar on
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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    edited May 2017
    Ketar wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Big storm through here last night. Lots of tree damage, including a trunk from our backyard oak that came crashing down into our yard. About 30ft long, made a couple of nice holes in the grass.

    Came home early to chop up. Fiskars axe made short work of the branches but will need a saw for the main trunk.

    Yeah, that was an impressive storm. Had a big branch come down in our driveway that missed my parents' car by about a foot while they were visiting in the early evening, and things only got worse later.

    Ya'll are both in north Texas, right? Seems like the worst of the storm completely skipped us over in both Garland and Irving (where I work). So no damage to house or car for me.

    No, Chicago area for us.

    Oooh, ok. I got confused because it seems like Michael always mentions storms when we have them too, heh. I guess we're both in Tornado Alley but that's a pretty broad area.

    Cambiata on
    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    chromdom wrote: »
    Yeah, it's on Murder Lane, just off Murder Boulevard. You know, the one that winds around Murder Park.

    Y'all talking about Jessieville, AR?
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    I pass this intersection every time I go visit my parents' house, well, Dad's house now, and it makes me laugh/shudder every time.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Here in Portland, there's a pretty big street called Killingsworth.
    When I moved here last year, I saw it and giggled. Now I just say they call it that because Murdergrove was taken.

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Quite a few Slaughtervilles scattered across the country.

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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Ketar wrote: »
    MichaelLC wrote: »
    Big storm through here last night. Lots of tree damage, including a trunk from our backyard oak that came crashing down into our yard. About 30ft long, made a couple of nice holes in the grass.

    Came home early to chop up. Fiskars axe made short work of the branches but will need a saw for the main trunk.

    Yeah, that was an impressive storm. Had a big branch come down in our driveway that missed my parents' car by about a foot while they were visiting in the early evening, and things only got worse later.

    Ya'll are both in north Texas, right? Seems like the worst of the storm completely skipped us over in both Garland and Irving (where I work). So no damage to house or car for me.

    No, Chicago area for us.

    Oooh, ok. I got confused because it seems like Michael always mentions storms when we have them too, heh. I guess we're both in Tornado Alley but that's a pretty broad area.

    I just want to belong.... :sad:

    Yeah, Chicago as Ketar said. Been a rainy year.

    On the house front, we're making progress. Father will helping install the garage storage rack soon so I can get some of the junk out of the basement. Funny how projects Cascade; waiting on shelving to clean basement so we finish that, plus garden stuff and other organization.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    "you put fruit on your toast, what are you some kind of millionaire?"

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    MichaelLCMichaelLC In what furnace was thy brain? ChicagoRegistered User regular
    That bag needs to be an avocado instead of a cookie.

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    fuck avocado and tomatoes

    look at this billionaire over here

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    This entire conversation, down to the idea that avocados are status symbols of wealth, played out in australia last year, and it is so weird that the exact same thing down to the fruit involved is happening in America.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Though I gotta point out, the true status of wealth isn't when avocados are sliced, it is when they get smashed.

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    DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Hmmmm I loves me some guacamole.

    "Simple, real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time." -Mustrum Ridcully in Terry Pratchett's Hogfather p. 142 (HarperPrism 1996)
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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    Though I gotta point out, the true status of wealth isn't when avocados are sliced, it is when they get smashed.

    You really want to show off, you gotta get some feta in on that action too.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    This kind of nonsense is presumably why today's millennial are not all driving expensive cars
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    Such profligacy

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    It makes me vaguely nervous to see a clutch of avocados like that. I feel like as soon as you get them home they're going to hatch into like tiny godzillas or something.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Christ I'm adulting hard at the moment

    Just remortgaged to basically knock almost 1% off my rate

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Blake T wrote: »
    This entire conversation, down to the idea that avocados are status symbols of wealth, played out in australia last year, and it is so weird that the exact same thing down to the fruit involved is happening in America.

    I think it was triggered by that rich snob Australian dude who bought up a whole bunch of shit because he got like $40k from his grandpa. He mentioned something about all millennials buying avocado on toast instead of buying properties like he did and the internet went fucking wild on him because he only could do it with his grandfather's money, not his own.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    This entire conversation, down to the idea that avocados are status symbols of wealth, played out in australia last year, and it is so weird that the exact same thing down to the fruit involved is happening in America.

    I think it was triggered by that rich snob Australian dude who bought up a whole bunch of shit because he got like $40k from his grandpa. He mentioned something about all millennials buying avocado on toast instead of buying properties like he did and the internet went fucking wild on him because he only could do it with his grandfather's money, not his own.

    Ah ha ha, this makes it even better.

    It's funny how often people who were given a monetary head start by their parents are always harping on other people for not working hard enough. I'm sure Snooty McBillionaire had to make a really tough choice between spending that 40k entirely on avocados or using it for a down payment on a house. Such willpower!

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    We couldn't get a deposit with 40 thousand dollars.

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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    This entire conversation, down to the idea that avocados are status symbols of wealth, played out in australia last year, and it is so weird that the exact same thing down to the fruit involved is happening in America.

    I think it was triggered by that rich snob Australian dude who bought up a whole bunch of shit because he got like $40k from his grandpa. He mentioned something about all millennials buying avocado on toast instead of buying properties like he did and the internet went fucking wild on him because he only could do it with his grandfather's money, not his own.

    He is only the latest to say it. There have been others before him, and there will be more after him. People down here get weirdly fascinated by the fact that smashed avocado on toast with some feta is a delicious way to start the day, and that folks who don't own a morgage are willing to pay for it.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    pimento wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Blake T wrote: »
    This entire conversation, down to the idea that avocados are status symbols of wealth, played out in australia last year, and it is so weird that the exact same thing down to the fruit involved is happening in America.

    I think it was triggered by that rich snob Australian dude who bought up a whole bunch of shit because he got like $40k from his grandpa. He mentioned something about all millennials buying avocado on toast instead of buying properties like he did and the internet went fucking wild on him because he only could do it with his grandfather's money, not his own.

    He is only the latest to say it. There have been others before him, and there will be more after him. People down here get weirdly fascinated by the fact that smashed avocado on toast with some feta is a delicious way to start the day, and that folks who don't own a morgage are willing to pay for it.

    Yeah he was like "spending $19 on avocado on toast every morning"

    Are his avocado's minted with gold or something? That shit only costs like $1-2 per avo here.

    Yes I can imagine spending $20 per meal is not a wise financial decision if you're looking to buy a house, but something tells me millennials are not doing that. At least I'm not anyways. Shit is just expensive and I don't make a huge amount of money thanks to wage stagnation and a bunch of other factors.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    pimentopimento she/they/pim Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
    That's AU$ in Melbourne, in the middle of the city. It's totally possible to spend $19 on breakfast, and that breakfast could well be centered around avocado on toast.

    Also, your average millenial will only actually eat breakfast out once a week, max, because it turns out they enjoy catching up with friends over brunch.

    pimento on
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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Every other day you just don't eat breakfast because FUCK gotta get to work and local transportation infrastructure is ass

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    JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »

    OK, now I want someone to write an app that indexes any address you enter against it's estimated value and returns how many avocado toasts it's worth.

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Cambiata wrote: »
    Jedoc wrote: »

    OK, now I want someone to write an app that indexes any address you enter against it's estimated value and returns how many avocado toasts it's worth.

    Hmmmm.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    I've never had avacado toast before but seeing all these food porn pictures of it at the top of every article tearing apart that other really dumb article really makes me want to try it

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    It's fairly healthy.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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