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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    still more likely to use that gun on yourself than this someone harming you!

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    milski wrote: »
    A buddy of mine went JAG in the Army and posted on FB recently his target from the range

    He's kind enough to post, too:

    Q. Tell a joke
    A. JAG Officers at the range

    True to form, it was like a 3 inch group on a 25-meter zeroing target. C'mon.

    For people who aren't familiar with the military or what is a good grouping, this is entirely opaque.

    who hasn't seen JAG

    come on

    Gee idk Abdy this is all very confusing and I missed this show that ran for 10 years and spawned a dozen spinnoffs so I'm missing the necessary cultural context

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you
    You're almost a shitter

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    still more likely to use that gun on yourself than this someone harming you!

    i am never gonna shoot myself. if i ever decide to go i'm gonna pay someone to facesit me to death.

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    My only response to that would be that I would find it terrifying to live in a place where that's a considerable possibility

    But I know that's just privilege talking, so I can't really judge

    The hard part for narwhal's is finding gun manufacturers who make guns small enough for them to carry.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    still more likely to use that gun on yourself than this someone harming you!

    i am never gonna shoot myself. if i ever decide to go i'm gonna pay someone to facesit me to death.

    well you might not do it on purpose

    EDIT: both scenarios

    Abdhyius on
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    if i ever decide to go i'm gonna pay someone to facesit me to death.

    *nods, updates living will*

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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    still more likely to use that gun on yourself than this someone harming you!

    i am never gonna shoot myself. if i ever decide to go i'm gonna pay someone to facesit me to death.

    well you might not do it on porpoise.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    It's an interesting public health argument

    I'd even be okay with an argument against banning handguns on that basis

    My issue is people conflate the public health argument with a positive rights argument all the time, half of it in bad faith

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    This episode got weird

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    still more likely to use that gun on yourself than this someone harming you!

    i am never gonna shoot myself. if i ever decide to go i'm gonna pay someone to facesit me to death.

    well you might not do it on purpose

    the chances of me doing it not on purpose are minuscule. it is one of those things for which there will probably never be statistics granular enough to be interesting. 'everyone, regardless of upbringing or training' is something useful for broad policy. drilling deeper makes it anyone's guess, really.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    My only response to that would be that I would find it terrifying to live in a place where that's a considerable possibility

    But I know that's just privilege talking, so I can't really judge

    The hard part for narwhal's is finding gun manufacturers who make guns small enough for them to carry.

    Excuse me, we average 4 to 5 meters in length, sir.

    It's the lack of appropriate extremity to hold the gun / pull the trigger that does us in :P

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    also until i shoot myself i have still drawn once and am thus infinitely more successful than not in carriage of a gun

    like a grizzled beat cop, i'm all about results (and dehumanizing minorities)

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    y'all ever shoot a gun in FONV and then the person you pointed it at has all four of their limbs plus their head just pop off

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    still more likely to use that gun on yourself than this someone harming you!

    i am never gonna shoot myself. if i ever decide to go i'm gonna pay someone to facesit me to death.

    well you might not do it on purpose

    the chances of me doing it not on purpose are minuscule. it is one of those things for which there will probably never be statistics granular enough to be interesting. 'everyone, regardless of upbringing or training' is something useful for broad policy. drilling deeper makes it anyone's guess, really.

    eh?

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Eddy wrote: »
    y'all ever shoot a gun in FONV and then the person you pointed it at has all four of their limbs plus their head just pop off

    that ain't no bug

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    My only response to that would be that I would find it terrifying to live in a place where that's a considerable possibility

    But I know that's just privilege talking, so I can't really judge

    The hard part for narwhal's is finding gun manufacturers who make guns small enough for them to carry.

    Excuse me, we average 4 to 5 meters in length, sir.

    It's the lack of appropriate extremity to hold the gun / pull the trigger that does us in :P

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Bullets are like little tiny solid rockets

    Which I find intriguing

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    y'all ever shoot a gun in FONV and then the person you pointed it at has all four of their limbs plus their head just pop off
    Ye-

    Oh, in FONV?

    Then no.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    still more likely to use that gun on yourself than this someone harming you!

    i am never gonna shoot myself. if i ever decide to go i'm gonna pay someone to facesit me to death.

    well you might not do it on purpose

    the chances of me doing it not on purpose are minuscule. it is one of those things for which there will probably never be statistics granular enough to be interesting. 'everyone, regardless of upbringing or training' is something useful for broad policy. drilling deeper makes it anyone's guess, really.

    eh?

    what is confusing here

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    y'all ever shoot a gun in FONV and then the person you pointed it at has all four of their limbs plus their head just pop off

    that ain't no bug

    Yeah, that happens in real life if you hit the person hard enough

    Seen it in football a couple times, hockey too

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    I enjoyed Dr Mcninja

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    still more likely to use that gun on yourself than this someone harming you!

    i am never gonna shoot myself. if i ever decide to go i'm gonna pay someone to facesit me to death.

    well you might not do it on purpose

    the chances of me doing it not on purpose are minuscule. it is one of those things for which there will probably never be statistics granular enough to be interesting. 'everyone, regardless of upbringing or training' is something useful for broad policy. drilling deeper makes it anyone's guess, really.

    eh?

    what is confusing here

    what you mean by more granular statistics

    or digging deeper

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    If they ever did Fallout: New Zealand the acronym would be FONZ.


    ayyyyyyyyyyy

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    This episode got weird

    Things are gonna get weird, Apothe0sis.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    still more likely to use that gun on yourself than this someone harming you!

    i am never gonna shoot myself. if i ever decide to go i'm gonna pay someone to facesit me to death.

    well you might not do it on purpose

    the chances of me doing it not on purpose are minuscule. it is one of those things for which there will probably never be statistics granular enough to be interesting. 'everyone, regardless of upbringing or training' is something useful for broad policy. drilling deeper makes it anyone's guess, really.

    eh?

    what is confusing here
    your use of granular

    edit: Abdhyius beat me to it

    zepherin on
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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    zepherin wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    still more likely to use that gun on yourself than this someone harming you!

    i am never gonna shoot myself. if i ever decide to go i'm gonna pay someone to facesit me to death.

    well you might not do it on purpose

    the chances of me doing it not on purpose are minuscule. it is one of those things for which there will probably never be statistics granular enough to be interesting. 'everyone, regardless of upbringing or training' is something useful for broad policy. drilling deeper makes it anyone's guess, really.

    eh?

    what is confusing here
    your use of granular

    I could go for a bowl of granular with milk and fruit

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    NSDFRandNSDFRand FloridaRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    My only response to that would be that I would find it terrifying to live in a place where that's a considerable possibility

    But I know that's just privilege talking, so I can't really judge

    The hard part for narwhal's is finding gun manufacturers who make guns small enough for them to carry.

    Excuse me, we average 4 to 5 meters in length, sir.

    It's the lack of appropriate extremity to hold the gun / pull the trigger that does us in :P

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Chu's saying because your average person is more likely to shoot themselves than someone else doesn't mean that he specifically is more likely to shoot himself than someone else, and that his specific case is a question we will probably not ever have the data to argue

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    still more likely to use that gun on yourself than this someone harming you!

    a toddler a week dies from gun accidents and the parent probably thinks their gun is going to only be used to protect their family

    thankfully Chu doesn't have a toddler so open up the armory!

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    If they ever did Fallout: New Zealand the acronym would be FONZ.


    ayyyyyyyyyyy

    Ehhhhhhh, sit on it!

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Chu's saying because your average person is more likely to shoot themselves than someone else doesn't mean that he specifically is more likely to shoot himself than someone else, and that his specific case is a question we will probably not ever have the data to argue

    p much true of every time someone tries to apply a broad trend to an individual

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    override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    Chu's saying because your average person is more likely to shoot themselves than someone else doesn't mean that he specifically is more likely to shoot himself than someone else, and that his specific case is a question we will probably not ever have the data to argue

    This is what literally every gun owner says though

    Same thing with seat belts

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    What if the threat they are protecting their family from is the toddler

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    my work-related motivation has just cratered these past couple of weeks

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    Chu's saying because your average person is more likely to shoot themselves than someone else doesn't mean that he specifically is more likely to shoot himself than someone else, and that his specific case is a question we will probably not ever have the data to argue

    p much true of every time someone tries to apply a broad trend to an individual

    i mean i am not arguing here, except perhaps that the latest comments are trending into uncivil territory and people should not argue guns in chat

    just i thought chu's claim was clear and therefore felt qualified to try and explain it a different way since people seemed not to follow

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    still more likely to use that gun on yourself than this someone harming you!

    a toddler a week dies from gun accidents and the parent probably thinks their gun is going to only be used to protect their family

    thankfully Chu doesn't have a toddler so open up the armory!
    I find that claim suspect.

    Because we made it illegal to study it.

    MURICA

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Organichu wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Guns are fucking awesome tho but carrying around one shooting people makes you a shitter

    ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you

    still more likely to use that gun on yourself than this someone harming you!

    a toddler a week dies from gun accidents and the parent probably thinks their gun is going to only be used to protect their family

    thankfully Chu doesn't have a toddler so open up the armory!

    bruh

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    All gun owners should wear seatbelts

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