(I understand JAG/Officers are not really in firefights and it's a play on managers being shit at doing grunt work, but the specifics of the joke make 0 sense outside of someone who fires guns all day erry day and it's a dumb joke)
I have fired guns maybe 10 times in my life.
I got the joke...
I'm going to level with you.
That is a lot of times.
Not really. I would hope that everyone who owns a gun has been to the range at least 10 times, and preferably at least quarterly.
I'm going to level with you.
Not everyone owns a gun.
About 44% of households do.
Or as Trump refers to it. The majority.
So it would stand to reason that 56% of people would not understand the joke at all?
bowen on
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
(I understand JAG/Officers are not really in firefights and it's a play on managers being shit at doing grunt work, but the specifics of the joke make 0 sense outside of someone who fires guns all day erry day and it's a dumb joke)
I have fired guns maybe 10 times in my life.
I got the joke...
I'm going to level with you.
That is a lot of times.
Not really. I would hope that everyone who owns a gun has been to the range at least 10 times, and preferably at least quarterly.
I'm going to level with you.
Not everyone owns a gun.
About 44% of households do.
Or as Trump refers to it. The majority.
So it would stand to reason that 56% of people would not understand the joke at all?
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's 2020 Presidential Campaign has been founded and filed with the Federal Election Commission.
This is the future liberals want
(Even though he will probably run as a Republican)
He has a better chance of winning as a Democrat. They aren't going to primary out Trump.
That would be amazing and hilarious but unlikely. Either The Rock is going to use this to fund some travel and eating, or he's going to run as a Dem.
he didnt even find the political committee so there is a good chance its just some guy fucking around.
but the guy who did it also went and turned all his social media to private after he did
so who knowwss
The Rock, only candidate who accidentally wins the primary.
(I understand JAG/Officers are not really in firefights and it's a play on managers being shit at doing grunt work, but the specifics of the joke make 0 sense outside of someone who fires guns all day erry day and it's a dumb joke)
I have fired guns maybe 10 times in my life.
I got the joke...
I'm going to level with you.
That is a lot of times.
Not really. I would hope that everyone who owns a gun has been to the range at least 10 times, and preferably at least quarterly.
I'm going to level with you.
Not everyone owns a gun.
About 44% of households do.
Or as Trump refers to it. The majority.
So it would stand to reason that 56% of people would not understand the joke at all?
You're killing me smalls.
But I haven't fired a gun 10 times.
Checkmate Atheists.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
The GOP won't back Johnson if he's opposed to their healthcare, tax, and environmental reforms, and I just don't see him embracing those.
they certainly can be as they emit projectiles at high speed which can pierce living flesh and impart a tremendous amount of force upon contact, causing great bodily harm or death
they certainly can be as they emit projectiles at high speed which can pierce living flesh and impart a tremendous amount of force upon contact, causing great bodily harm or death
But they can also do that to watermelons, which is awesome
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they certainly can be as they emit projectiles at high speed which can pierce living flesh and impart a tremendous amount of force upon contact, causing great bodily harm or death
I've never had it done to me, but from first principles this seems bad
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(I understand JAG/Officers are not really in firefights and it's a play on managers being shit at doing grunt work, but the specifics of the joke make 0 sense outside of someone who fires guns all day erry day and it's a dumb joke)
I have fired guns maybe 10 times in my life.
I got the joke...
I'm going to level with you.
That is a lot of times.
Not really. I would hope that everyone who owns a gun has been to the range at least 10 times, and preferably at least quarterly.
I'm going to level with you.
Not everyone owns a gun.
About 44% of households do.
Or as Trump refers to it. The majority.
So it would stand to reason that 56% of people would not understand the joke at all?
You're killing me smalls.
But I haven't fired a gun 10 times.
Checkmate Atheists.
Nobody's perfect.
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zepherinRussian warship, go fuck yourselfRegistered Userregular
they certainly can be as they emit projectiles at high speed which can pierce living flesh and impart a tremendous amount of force upon contact, causing great bodily harm or death
And if you aren't careful the slide can catch part of the web of your thumb, known as Beretta bite.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson's 2020 Presidential Campaign has been founded and filed with the Federal Election Commission.
This is the future liberals want
(Even though he will probably run as a Republican)
He has a better chance of winning as a Democrat. They aren't going to primary out Trump.
That would be amazing and hilarious but unlikely. Either The Rock is going to use this to fund some travel and eating, or he's going to run as a Dem.
If he hasn't quit the GOP now, he's never going to.
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jungleroomxIt's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovelsRegistered Userregular
Water seems fairly wet to me.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
I love that two girls in a pool trailer, an indoor pool having an impenetrable cover that closes in 15 seconds and everyone in the building leaving in 15 seconds is so divorced from reality I could never think of that.
speaking as a former lifeguard, the system to deploy the cover likely exists, and yes in an internal pool room, and lifeguard is an easy job to bail out from, so long as you did your pool maintenance and PH checks early you just grab your water bottle, hit the cover system, and leave. However no lifeguard would ever close a pool without ensuring the water is totally empty, because they are a fuckin lifeguard and knowing everything going on around them is the fuckin point. Mainly because getting caught under or wrapped up in a pool cover is a fuckin terrifying prospect
However, Matt Brody might forget that they're in there by accident and wants to get back to hitting on Summer.
Does anyone remember the dude that argued that the bullets were basically equivalent to tiny aeroplanes and... something about the airforce vs the army, like the airforce was invalid because it was just shooting really big bullets or something
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So it would stand to reason that 56% of people would not understand the joke at all?
The Rock cried out "No hiding place!"
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I don't want to forfeit it only to garbage people
That doesn't seem a good outcome
every trend starts with one person...
i need to shoot in my most liberal clothing
But I haven't fired a gun 10 times.
Checkmate Atheists.
The GOP's popular opinion re: healthcare reform is as low as limbo stick during carnivale
it seems your terms
are not acceptable
*horns blare*
they certainly can be as they emit projectiles at high speed which can pierce living flesh and impart a tremendous amount of force upon contact, causing great bodily harm or death
my labyrinthine, john le carre alliance with the brindle boxer nation finally bears fruit
But they can also do that to watermelons, which is awesome
I've never had it done to me, but from first principles this seems bad
Nobody's perfect.
If he hasn't quit the GOP now, he's never going to.
Which I find intriguing
Uh 2016 kind of has you beat there already.
Capitalism seems fairly dangerous to me
GOT EM
We're still throwing rocks at each other like Neanderthals, we're just throwing them at an incredible velocity.
ok but what if you carry around one and probably never shoot anyone but if you do it's to prevent someone from severely harming you
However, Matt Brody might forget that they're in there by accident and wants to get back to hitting on Summer.
Chu let's go shoot and talk about private prisons and for profit healthcare are both insulting to the dignity of this great nation
KE=1/2mv^2
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And crack walnuts
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Does anyone remember the dude that argued that the bullets were basically equivalent to tiny aeroplanes and... something about the airforce vs the army, like the airforce was invalid because it was just shooting really big bullets or something
who hasn't seen JAG
come on
Por qué no ambos al mismo tiempo?
My only response to that would be that I would find it terrifying to live in a place where that's a considerable possibility
But I know that's just privilege talking, so I can't really judge