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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    I don't know if you are being as playful as I read you FCC but you fkn slay me sometimes
    Apothe0sis wrote: »
    In Australia codeine and paracetamol is over the counter medicine because unlike America we don't live in a nanny state

    Ever heard of freedom, liberty and self determination America?

    Ironically Australia has tougher laws on gun regulation, and loves welfare.

    By equating freedom with guns and not getting mad high on state provided drugs you have established yourself as a right wing shill
    The guns thing I get.

    The last thing is something that drives me nuts about conservatives, because oxy addicts tend to be right wing shills.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    TTODewback wrote: »
    i used to shock myself all the time on old AT&T/Bellsouth circuits
    God
    working in an outdoor closet that is 100+ degrees.
    pouring sweat
    zap
    ouch motherfucking sack of shit
    zap
    GOD DAMMI-
    zap
    FUCKINGSHITIFUCKINGHATETHI
    zap
    AAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Your post, at first glance, looked like a modem init/config/setup stuff.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    I like the term bit for getting an electrical shock, because it makes so much sense.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    i got bit by an outlet when i was a kid

    also a diner we used to walk to as kids had pinball machines and if you touched both at the same time you'd feel a current running through you

    just like a low grade buzz

    good times

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AtomikaAtomika Live fast and get fucked or whatever Registered User regular
    I can't stop looking at the Dark Souls 3 box art and seeing a dude giving me the thumbs up

    "Watch out, Mr. Knight Guy! There's demons and such!"


    "Aeyyyyyyyyyy, I got dis, bro :+1: "

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    At my grandparents' house there was a socket on the floor with prongs from a cord stuck in it and my uncle's dog shocked his nose sniffing it. That must have seemed incredibly unfair to him.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Those hand shake shock things are a good way for me to murder you.
    It invokes a hulk rage.

    i loathe almost all pain humor. i remember being 19 years old in college and people still trying to nut tap me. i would lose my fucking mind.

    *makes mental note*

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    porp and I nut tap each other all the time

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    TTODewbackTTODewback Puts the drawl in ya'll I think I'm in HellRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Wait which shark is fattest

    We have a right to know

    the narwhal shark
    i mean whale shark

    Bless your heart.
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    I shocked myself trying to solder some wires together in a broken tv without unplugging the tv

    shorted the circuit and broke it entirely

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    In middle school there was a group licking 9V batteries and asked if I wanted to get in on this. Was like naw I'm good. At least don't share the same battery jesus.

    I remember doing that at primary school. It was sort of fun

    Virtual drug trips will be the moral panic of the futurenow.

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    The stuff is nicknamed hillbilly heroin.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    my getting shocked by a car battery story:
    basically my friend and i got kidnapped by some thugs and tortured a while back. they tied my friend to a chair and beat him up while they dangled me from a pipe and shocked me repeatedly with a car battery and some wet sponges. luckily i was able to overpower my attacker and i strangled him with my legs. i was then able to save my friend and we killed the badguy. he also kept saying he was "too old for this shit"
    for some reason.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    Those hand shake shock things are a good way for me to murder you.
    It invokes a hulk rage.

    i loathe almost all pain humor. i remember being 19 years old in college and people still trying to nut tap me. i would lose my fucking mind.

    Back in college, I was at a party once at a friend's place, fairly drunk, and friend's brother did this to me, sans any consent or prior engagement at all. So I socked him and we ended up in a fight in the middle of the kitchen. It started pretty ignorant and only went downhill from there.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    I like the term bit for getting an electrical shock, because it makes so much sense.

    also a useful distinction between bit and electrocuted

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Geth is slackin.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    im about to have a conference call so if I get picked im not making a chat

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    have I shown you my nazi penis?

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    "This mustashioed scoundrel was found on a blank page in a grammar book from 1686."

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    Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    In middle school there was a group licking 9V batteries and asked if I wanted to get in on this. Was like naw I'm good. At least don't share the same battery jesus.

    The electricity kills the germs

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Chat, stop electrocuting yourselves please

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
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    desc wrote: »
    Wait which shark is fattest

    We have a right to know

    tyrannus is stronger and fatter

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was careening by at warp 3.6

    @Donkey Kong will create the new thread
    @Abdhyius is backup

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