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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You don't necessarily just take a thing from a store just to use that thing.

    You can take things from stores and then sell them for money and then buy things with that money.

    Yeah, that's the far more likely thing to do. I was just more having a though experiment, given that I just moved to a new apartment, what I would actually need from Best Buy to survive, using a very literal definition of the word survival.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    admanb wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You don't necessarily just take a thing from a store just to use that thing.

    You can take things from stores and then sell them for money and then buy things with that money.

    Explain.

    You steal legos because they accrue value and then sell them to buy more legos.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    admanb wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You don't necessarily just take a thing from a store just to use that thing.

    You can take things from stores and then sell them for money and then buy things with that money.

    Explain.

    Okay, so, I'm taking your computer.

    And I'm selling it to this shady fellow, so I can buy sweet sweet drugs to put inside my body.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    admanb wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You don't necessarily just take a thing from a store just to use that thing.

    You can take things from stores and then sell them for money and then buy things with that money.

    Explain.

    Okay, so, I'm taking your computer.

    And I'm selling it to this shady fellow, so I can buy sweet sweet drugs to put inside my body.

    Ha!

    I just stole your drugs and sold them to buy this sweet computer.

    Capitalism.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Moriveth, please don't steal my Fairlight.

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Even after calling the cops he could have just told the guy hey there are cops outside just put the stuff back and we're square

    But he wanted the arrest

    Not his call, not at a risk to himself, not on him to tell someone who was stealing to return the goods.

    It is in fact literally his job as a loss prevention agent

    Elaborate? In my experience it's been notify security, but do not engage.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    I interviewed for an LP position at Target back in the mid 00s. The job was described to me as observe behavior, look out for suspicious activity and basically just be visible and let any people who looked like they were getting ready to steal some stuff know you were watching them to deter such activity. I was specifically told not to try and stop anyone and to just radio it in so they could have police by the door if they left with the merchandise anyway.
    I didn't take the job because they took too long getting back to me and ended up selling shoes instead. I'm glad, it probably would have given me some regrettable memories later on.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    -Tal wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Even after calling the cops he could have just told the guy hey there are cops outside just put the stuff back and we're square

    But he wanted the arrest

    Not his call, not at a risk to himself, not on him to tell someone who was stealing to return the goods.

    It is in fact literally his job as a loss prevention agent

    Elaborate? In my experience it's been notify security, but do not engage.
    Travis is the security

    Like for associates, yes, but it is literally loss prevention's job to discourage shoplifters and then if they flee or refuse call the police

    That's why they have a specific position for loss prevention, otherwise they would just have associates call the cops if they saw it happening

    At least this is how it has been at retail where I have worked and some of my friends have, policies differ

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I live in a pretty rural area and I managed to get a job in Hoss Prevention.

    Sorry, mam, yer gonna hafta dismount if'n yer wantin' ta git inta Ezekiel's Dry Goods.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    It seems like at some places, doing some internet googling, LP is basically just someone who doesn't have to worry about sales and just worries about watching customers via cameras, walking around, etc, and simply reports and tries to dissuade via presence and never engages.

    Different places will have different policies, of course.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Loss prevention policies were mostly justified from a safety perspective, that customer who is stealing is a total stranger and you have no idea what kind of reaction would take place if you just straight call them out for stealing.

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    GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Krillin It Registered User regular
    As someone who watched it live, he was absolutely embarrassed at what he'd done.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    pooka wrote: »
    ...perhaps Best Buy policy has changed since the year... 2000?

    ... perhaps Travis Mcelroy has changed since the year 2000!
    Again

    2017 Travis is the one who brought it up and introduced it

    and while I haven't listened to the episode yet, from what folks said he did not do so in a regretful "I did this thing as a teen that was the wrong call and maybe got someone really screwed over" way, but in a "haha here is a fun work story" way

    like I said, if someone just dug this up from his old social media then I would be right there with you but if he's bringing it into the conversation right now then I'm fine with giving him shit for it

    The problem I have with this argument is that it relies on making assumptions about Travis' motives. Which is the same problem I have with accusing him of "wanting" the arrest, for whatever reason.

    Maybe he doesn't think it's a big deal! Maybe he does regret what he did, but he doesn't want to stop his podcast with a sizeable listenership to apologize for something shitty that he might've done as a teenager.

    If he'd stopped the podcast to say "Fuck that dude, I would do the same thing again," I'd be agreeing with you here. But from what I can tell, all he was doing was telling a story from his retail days, and it's kind of unfair to ascribe motives to his actions that make him seem like a bad person without actually putting the story into context.

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    NSDFRandNSDFRand FloridaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2017
    admanb wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You don't necessarily just take a thing from a store just to use that thing.

    You can take things from stores and then sell them for money and then buy things with that money.

    Explain.

    I have a friend who shoplifts items from department stores for people for a fraction of their price in cash. I suppose it would be more accurate to say he did, he's been to county for shoplifting a few times.

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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    Sometimes you get to wear a uniform with a fake badge!

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    "I wouldn't have gotten the arrest otherwise!"

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Even after calling the cops he could have just told the guy hey there are cops outside just put the stuff back and we're square

    But he wanted the arrest

    Not his call, not at a risk to himself, not on him to tell someone who was stealing to return the goods.

    It is in fact literally his job as a loss prevention agent

    Elaborate? In my experience it's been notify security, but do not engage.
    Travis is the security

    Like for associates, yes, but it is literally loss prevention's job to discourage shoplifters and then if they flee or refuse call the police

    That's why they have a specific position for loss prevention, otherwise they would just have associates call the cops if they saw it happening

    At least this is how it has been at retail where I have worked and some of my friends have, policies differ

    Loss prevention isn't security. The majority of the job of loss prevention is to actually figure out ways to proactively discourage shoplifting, like figuring out what products have the highest shrink rate, and placing that product in the places people are less likely to try and steal it (like placing smaller items that are easily concealed right at the register area) or making sure that no shelves are in the camera blindspots, etc.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    The ballsiest motherfuckers were the ones that I literally watched steal a hundred bucks worth of batteries, and then walk right back in the store an hour later and try to get a refund on them.

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    "I wouldn't have gotten the arrest otherwise!"

    that was accurately describing his mindset at the time. it was a logical conclusion in his teenage brain.

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    The ballsiest motherfuckers were the ones that I literally watched steal a hundred bucks worth of batteries, and then walk right back in the store an hour later and try to get a refund on them.

    Why would someone steal two batteries?

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    TankHammer wrote: »
    I interviewed for an LP position at Target back in the mid 00s. The job was described to me as observe behavior, look out for suspicious activity and basically just be visible and let any people who looked like they were getting ready to steal some stuff know you were watching them to deter such activity. I was specifically told not to try and stop anyone and to just radio it in so they could have police by the door if they left with the merchandise anyway.
    I didn't take the job because they took too long getting back to me and ended up selling shoes instead. I'm glad, it probably would have given me some regrettable memories later on.

    So I'm going to avoid using explicit names for a wide variety of reasons, but I have absolutely seen AP at my store "invite" people into the back and take a full stock of all the items they were trying to shoplift.

    I've also seen them physically restrain people who tried to leave the store with electronics or other valuable items still security wrapped.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Maximum wrote: »
    The ballsiest motherfuckers were the ones that I literally watched steal a hundred bucks worth of batteries, and then walk right back in the store an hour later and try to get a refund on them.

    As Travis has spoken of in his previous best buy stories, shoplifters are not typically master thieves

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    JavenJaven Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    pooka wrote: »
    ...perhaps Best Buy policy has changed since the year... 2000?

    ... perhaps Travis Mcelroy has changed since the year 2000!
    Again

    2017 Travis is the one who brought it up and introduced it

    and while I haven't listened to the episode yet, from what folks said he did not do so in a regretful "I did this thing as a teen that was the wrong call and maybe got someone really screwed over" way, but in a "haha here is a fun work story" way

    like I said, if someone just dug this up from his old social media then I would be right there with you but if he's bringing it into the conversation right now then I'm fine with giving him shit for it

    I was always under the impression that the McElroy's basically made their name on telling stories of dumb and awful shit they did when they were younger.

    I'm sure we all remember the 'Justin is literally a serial killer' story

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Javen wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    pooka wrote: »
    ...perhaps Best Buy policy has changed since the year... 2000?

    ... perhaps Travis Mcelroy has changed since the year 2000!
    Again

    2017 Travis is the one who brought it up and introduced it

    and while I haven't listened to the episode yet, from what folks said he did not do so in a regretful "I did this thing as a teen that was the wrong call and maybe got someone really screwed over" way, but in a "haha here is a fun work story" way

    like I said, if someone just dug this up from his old social media then I would be right there with you but if he's bringing it into the conversation right now then I'm fine with giving him shit for it

    I was always under the impression that the McElroy's basically made their name on telling stories of dumb and awful shit they did when they were younger.

    I'm sure we all remember the 'Justin is literally a serial killer' story
    Yeah but a dude didn't get thrown in jail in that one

    usually their dumb stories from when they were younger end with them getting made fools of or some other low-stakes consequence


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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Travis was not a teen at this time by the way, he woulda been mid 20s

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    1) Travis, by his own admission and even by the descriptions of his brothers the last time they discussed his best buy job, absolutely "got off" on making "the bust"
    2) I dont want to make excuses for him, it's a shitty thing to do that definitely went beyond the scope of his position
    3) I imagine he's now getting more than a few tweets and e-mails explainining to him, in various tones, that it was a shitty thing, and possibly why
    4) given previous McElroy track record, I doubt he'll double down on his position, but rather realize it was shitty and express regret. however, at this point this is just conjecture

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    Quantum TigerQuantum Tiger Registered User regular
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    admanb wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You don't necessarily just take a thing from a store just to use that thing.

    You can take things from stores and then sell them for money and then buy things with that money.

    Explain.

    You steal legos because they accrue value and then sell them to buy more legos.

    Why would I buy the legos, I could just keep stealing them and selling them on

    Infinite money!

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Can we agree that the dad who tried to cover for his kid's bong is cool and definitely not a narc

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    MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    -Tal wrote: »
    Travis was not a teen at this time by the way, he woulda been mid 20s

    Edit: I responded poorly, my comment contributed nothing.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Can we agree that the dad who tried to cover for his kid's bong is cool and definitely not a narc

    can we agree furries can do infinite crimes

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    i have gone far enough down the rabbit hole to dig up that good stuff, the Japanese nature recordings, a w yiss

    "【Sleeping music】Sound of rain striking a stone ! 1 Hour Ver." indeed, and i dig that clarity of vision, no bullshit fake-ass crackling fire

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    GrisloGrislo Registered User regular
    1) Travis, by his own admission and even by the descriptions of his brothers the last time they discussed his best buy job, absolutely "got off" on making "the bust"
    2) I dont want to make excuses for him, it's a shitty thing to do that definitely went beyond the scope of his position
    3) I imagine he's now getting more than a few tweets and e-mails explainining to him, in various tones, that it was a shitty thing, and possibly why
    4) given previous McElroy track record, I doubt he'll double down on his position, but rather realize it was shitty and express regret. however, at this point this is just conjecture

    "So, Travis. Answer with a yes or a no only, please - do you still masturbate when you think about that arrest?"

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    admanb wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You don't necessarily just take a thing from a store just to use that thing.

    You can take things from stores and then sell them for money and then buy things with that money.

    Explain.

    https://youtu.be/dgct3Jn8pFA

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    godmodegodmode Southeast JapanRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    pooka wrote: »
    ...perhaps Best Buy policy has changed since the year... 2000?

    ... perhaps Travis Mcelroy has changed since the year 2000!
    Again

    2017 Travis is the one who brought it up and introduced it

    and while I haven't listened to the episode yet, from what folks said he did not do so in a regretful "I did this thing as a teen that was the wrong call and maybe got someone really screwed over" way, but in a "haha here is a fun work story" way

    like I said, if someone just dug this up from his old social media then I would be right there with you but if he's bringing it into the conversation right now then I'm fine with giving him shit for it

    I was always under the impression that the McElroy's basically made their name on telling stories of dumb and awful shit they did when they were younger.

    I'm sure we all remember the 'Justin is literally a serial killer' story
    Yeah but a dude didn't get thrown in jail in that one

    usually their dumb stories from when they were younger end with them getting made fools of or some other low-stakes consequence


    Do you have literally any proof at all that someone did time over that incident? Cause yeah, bad on Travis for that thing but hot damn y'all are getting spun up about some wild shit that literally no one can do anything about and a scenario that will likely never happen again.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    godmode wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Javen wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    pooka wrote: »
    ...perhaps Best Buy policy has changed since the year... 2000?

    ... perhaps Travis Mcelroy has changed since the year 2000!
    Again

    2017 Travis is the one who brought it up and introduced it

    and while I haven't listened to the episode yet, from what folks said he did not do so in a regretful "I did this thing as a teen that was the wrong call and maybe got someone really screwed over" way, but in a "haha here is a fun work story" way

    like I said, if someone just dug this up from his old social media then I would be right there with you but if he's bringing it into the conversation right now then I'm fine with giving him shit for it

    I was always under the impression that the McElroy's basically made their name on telling stories of dumb and awful shit they did when they were younger.

    I'm sure we all remember the 'Justin is literally a serial killer' story
    Yeah but a dude didn't get thrown in jail in that one

    usually their dumb stories from when they were younger end with them getting made fools of or some other low-stakes consequence


    Do you have literally any proof at all that someone did time over that incident? Cause yeah, bad on Travis for that thing but hot damn y'all are getting spun up about some wild shit that literally no one can do anything about and a scenario that will likely never happen again.
    I don't but even "dude got arrested" is way worse than basically any other story I can think they've told


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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Even after calling the cops he could have just told the guy hey there are cops outside just put the stuff back and we're square

    But he wanted the arrest

    Not his call, not at a risk to himself, not on him to tell someone who was stealing to return the goods.

    It is in fact literally his job as a loss prevention agent

    Elaborate? In my experience it's been notify security, but do not engage.
    Travis is the security

    Like for associates, yes, but it is literally loss prevention's job to discourage shoplifters and then if they flee or refuse call the police

    That's why they have a specific position for loss prevention, otherwise they would just have associates call the cops if they saw it happening

    At least this is how it has been at retail where I have worked and some of my friends have, policies differ

    I was a loss prevention agent in college and we are allowed to stop and detain with handcuffs, then bring them back into the store and wait for police. Also we are allowed to chase up until the point they reach their car, then we have to disengage.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I got a dude arrested for shoplifting meat once

    Turns out he and his mom ran an underground black market meat ring and he was a repeat offender

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    nothing about your life can surprise me at this point, weedlord

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    SyphonBlueSyphonBlue The studying beaver That beaver sure loves studying!Registered User regular
    I once caught 5 14 year old girls at the same time. Their parents had dropped them off at the movie theater across the street to see a movie, but instead they decided to come into my store and steal over $1200 worth of clothing, the week before Christmas.

    One of the girls' dad's was a very large former Marine. The mom was there yelling and screaming at the girl, but the dad just stood there. Arms crossed, silent, eyes staring many holes through this girl's head. Even I was a little scared.

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