For the past several weeks, all the migratory geese have been gathering every morning in one of the fields by my office. I call it goose-con and it's crazy how high attendance was.
One time I missed a college class because of a goose
I had a 2 hour gap between classes so I took a nap out in my car and woke up to find a goose hanging out right in front of my door. If I opened it it would go nuts. I tried to back out of the spot but it got in the way
So
I waited and by the time it gave up the class was like 15 minutes away from finishing
One time I missed a college class because of a goose
I had a 2 hour gap between classes so I took a nap out in my car and woke up to find a goose hanging out right in front of my door. If I opened it it would go nuts. I tried to back out of the spot but it got in the way
So
I waited and by the time it gave up the class was like 15 minutes away from finishing
If you tried to climb into the passenger seat and exit that way, would it follow you to the other side of the car?
One time I missed a college class because of a goose
I had a 2 hour gap between classes so I took a nap out in my car and woke up to find a goose hanging out right in front of my door. If I opened it it would go nuts. I tried to back out of the spot but it got in the way
So
I waited and by the time it gave up the class was like 15 minutes away from finishing
If you tried to climb into the passenger seat and exit that way, would it follow you to the other side of the car?
It wouldn't but once I started to get out it noticed and started bolting towards me
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Donovan PuppyfuckerA dagger in the dark isworth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered Userregular
It's a goose. Just punt it if it attacks you.
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
I will straight fuck a goose up I don't give a shit
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PiptheFairFrequently not in boats.Registered Userregular
I'm not trying to be Mr Macho Tough Guy esq. here, goose 'bites' don't really hurt very much. For example, being butted by a ram is much much worse. As is being kicked by a horse or a cow, or bitten by a goat.
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BroloBroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered Userregular
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@Goose!
where? i didn't see them.
incorrect it's AWW or DAWWW depending on region
I'm so curious about this
I love Iron Galaxy, and I always continue to hope things go well for them
yeah geese are pretty talented
I'm glad the Hand of Fate player character is getting more work. This game looks like it shows his physical ability a lot more.
So this is an updated version of Road Rash?
by a different studio/developer, but yeah billed as a spiritual successor to Road Rash
Geese are assholes. They hiss and run at you and wont move out of the way no matter what
It seems quite good.
I had a 2 hour gap between classes so I took a nap out in my car and woke up to find a goose hanging out right in front of my door. If I opened it it would go nuts. I tried to back out of the spot but it got in the way
So
I waited and by the time it gave up the class was like 15 minutes away from finishing
But I am now awaiting a Steamworld Heist 2, because Heist rules so much
You actually get an award from your city
The award is a new hand because all your fingers were bitten off
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If you tried to climb into the passenger seat and exit that way, would it follow you to the other side of the car?
Just punt the angry honking flying bite machine
Either it runs off or you knock it away.
The goose will move or die
Not your problem either way
Even if it's an asshole!
I'm not trying to be Mr Macho Tough Guy esq. here, goose 'bites' don't really hurt very much. For example, being butted by a ram is much much worse. As is being kicked by a horse or a cow, or bitten by a goat.
i would also fuck a goose
I mean, I recognize you don't want to kill your descendant, but you're an apex predator
If it's too dumb to move out the way of a slow car then I don't know what to tell you Zack