vh yeah I saw that one as well. It's amazing and horrifying and you want to try to empathise with how they got that way but honestly it'd be like trying to talk to a ball of mud.
Some people just seem to miss out on knowing basic stuff, like how toilets and wiping works, or which motorway lane you should be in at any particular time.
Because this is the most embarrassing thing you will ever experience.
You could be brought on stage in a stadium in front of over 100,000 people and proceed to shit your pants, vomit, cause the entire band that brought you on stage to vomit via the baby poop grade shit you just dropped in your trousers and then pick your nose and adjust your balls as you're escorted off stage by the dry heaving security and do so smiling because no moment will ever come even close to being as embarrassing the experience you've already had.
Some guys think wiping between the cheeks is somehow effeminate or something, so they don't do it. They come to light only when their wives or girlfriends or boyfriends write in to a problem page or reddit and say hmmmm my significant other's underwear looks like the Somme battleground or hey we were having sexytimes and suddenly a baking fetid stench of pure arse hit me and I naturally enquired did my darling forget to wipe? And then they discover that no, darling didn't forget to wipe, he just doesn't think you should do it in the cleft.
Update: we were told we were allowed go home after all the public transport had been cancelled so I’m stranded in the office capitalism is awful eat the rich
I knew this was going to happen
Order a cab and expense it
There are none available because we are an hour away from a hurricane
I am stranded in this building for the next while
At the very least it’s safe and warm, and we’ve a ups if the power goes
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Some guys think wiping between the cheeks is somehow effeminate or something, so they don't do it. They come to light only when their wives or girlfriends or boyfriends write in to a problem page or reddit and say hmmmm my significant other's underwear looks like the Somme battleground or hey we were having sexytimes and suddenly a baking fetid stench of pure arse hit me and I naturally enquired did my darling forget to wipe? And then they discover that no, darling didn't forget to wipe, he just doesn't think you should do it in the cleft.
Told you.
I feel enlightened and nauseous. Truely a feat worthy of an Englishman.
Meanwhile the NL is experiencing it's warmest late October day in recorded history, with expected maximums of 26C, due to that hurricane hitting Ireland causing extraordinarily causing hot air from far south reaching us.
Thanks Ireland for taking this hit so we can sit in the sun in October
Meanwhile the NL is experiencing it's warmest late October day in recorded history, with expected maximums of 26C, due to that hurricane hitting Ireland causing extraordinarily causing hot air from far south reaching us.
Thanks Ireland for taking this hit so we can sit in the sun in October
Yeah, I just had my tires changed to winter tires...
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Some people just seem to miss out on knowing basic stuff, like how toilets and wiping works, or which motorway lane you should be in at any particular time.
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Dear, jaydogsmith
You can rest easy.
Because this is the most embarrassing thing you will ever experience.
You could be brought on stage in a stadium in front of over 100,000 people and proceed to shit your pants, vomit, cause the entire band that brought you on stage to vomit via the baby poop grade shit you just dropped in your trousers and then pick your nose and adjust your balls as you're escorted off stage by the dry heaving security and do so smiling because no moment will ever come even close to being as embarrassing the experience you've already had.
Possibly not.
Told you.
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It is of vital importance
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There are none available because we are an hour away from a hurricane
I am stranded in this building for the next while
At the very least it’s safe and warm, and we’ve a ups if the power goes
Rented?
I... what?
I feel enlightened and nauseous. Truely a feat worthy of an Englishman.
*furrows brow, looks around from atop the porcelain throne, tentatively grabs hand towel, lifts one cheek*
CUT TO BLACK
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Libraries: like Blockbuster, but for books.
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Nooooooooooooo
Dear, P10
Like what?
What civilized person doesn't close the lid entirely every time?
Thanks Ireland for taking this hit so we can sit in the sun in October
Yeah, I just had my tires changed to winter tires...
The lid? Mine doesn't have a lid. Or a seat. You run those two taps and mash down with the loo brush until it's all gone.
I also have to get up on a box to sit on it. Honestly, it seems like bad design.
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is it... love
definitely something poo related
God damn it, I wanted super sperm :mad:
I swear on me mum I thought this said "wipe your anus everywhere"
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Booked a hair appointment for this weekend, found the wine variety I was unable to track down locally.
I have a friend coming into town this weekend; I am happy to see them but I would much rather attempt to make fresh pasta instead.
I literally just got given one word for the results. So I guess everything's fine? I was honestly expecting a little more detail.
My gig tonight is cancelled so I’m going to wear a giant hoodie and eat pizza all day godbless
Al, what does he have to do to trigger the next leap?