Jerking it regularly doesn’t affect my sexual performance
is this because you are not performing sexually chu
I effectively have gone so long without sex that I’m a virgin again, yeah
But when i did have a sex life, my refractory period was not days long. I can jerk it in the morning and perform at 100% at night, the same as if I hadn’t jerked in weeks
Jesus Christ I make one innocuous post about being ahead of the curve on phone holder technology and you guys make it this whole thing.
Things I didn't expect to happen today
1. Get fucked over by the cable company by a day on not getting my gigabit ethernet
2. Having my boss chew my asshole for something I didn't do
3. DEFEND A GOD DAMNED PIECE OF PLASTIC THAT MAKES LIFE EASIER AND ARGUE WITH STEPHEN SONDHEIM'S LEAD HAREM BOY OVER MY YOUTH.
Yeah, [chat] never makes mountains when a molehill will suffice.
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EDIT: I'm very pleased at being called Stephen Sondheim's Lead Harem Boy.
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cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
according to my evangelical upbringing--which has never been wrong about anything else, no--jerking it makes you a deviant incapable of experiencing love
We once had a youth pastor come to class at school and talk about sex. This, of course, included fear mongering shit like "If things continue the way they are most likely the predominant idea that a girls first sexual experience would be handled by her father". Yes, first the gays.. then incest. Thanks shithead.
But at the end they passed out cards and they said you could write any question you wanted anonymously. So, since we'd just spent an hour hearing how pre marital sex was bad and wrong, I asked the most natural question. "Is masturbation sex?" It got to my card. And his answer was that no, it wasn't sex. But with masturbation comes lustfull thoughts that were just as sinful as some of the acts themselves.
And people ask me why I resent my Christian upbringing.
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if god didn't want me to masturbate then why did He invent butt plugs, huh
huh????
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Ok but seriously though I haven't heard very many anecdotes from friends about how porn ruined their sex lives -- the two I've heard are spool and now EM
Personally,
masturbating to porn is like a chore to do when I'm horny, and I've never felt like it interfered with my sex life
point of order: my issue was not porn-related. Stress outlet leading to addictive behavior leading to wildly diminished sex life and performance issues that were very embarrassing to admit to, leading to further more obvious addictive behavior and diminished enjoyment and a generally bad spiral downward into badness.
Put the wang down.
Thanks man. Mind hooking me up with a wonderful lady who will consistently fulfill my needs. Like you've got?
Or did you forget that the whole reason you're able to not jerk it (you've said this yourself) is that Bel takes good care of you. Otherwise you'd be climbing the walls.
Ok but seriously though I haven't heard very many anecdotes from friends about how porn ruined their sex lives -- the two I've heard are spool and now EM
Personally,
masturbating to porn is like a chore to do when I'm horny, and I've never felt like it interfered with my sex life
point of order: my issue was not porn-related. Stress outlet leading to addictive behavior leading to wildly diminished sex life and performance issues that were very embarrassing to admit to, leading to further more obvious addictive behavior and diminished enjoyment and a generally bad spiral downward into badness.
Put the wang down.
Thanks man. Mind hooking me up with a wonderful lady who will consistently fulfill my needs. Like you've got?
Or did you forget that the whole reason you're able to not jerk it (you've said this yourself) is that Bel takes good care of you. Otherwise you'd be climbing the walls.
full abstention is not for the single person, I think. Prob leads to different neuroses.
Moderation in all things!
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"Hey, man, uh.. My ex bootycalled me, like she wants me to come over tonight. I think we're probably gonna have sex. But it has been a long time for me since I had sex; I'm pretty horny, and I'm worried it might be too hot and maybe I'll just cum immediately. Do you think I should masturbate before I head over there? So I won't be so horny and keyed up."
"Yeah, sure man. If that's how you're feeling."
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
if God is Always watching then he's Really Into voyeur
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
"Hey, man, uh.. My ex bootycalled me, like she wants me to come over tonight. I think we're probably gonna have sex. But it has been a long time for me since I had sex; I'm pretty horny, and I'm worried it might be too hot and maybe I'll just cum immediately. Do you think I should masturbate before I head over there? So I won't be so horny and keyed up."
"Yeah, sure man. If that's how you're feeling."
Isn't a plot line from something about mary?
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
"Hey, man, uh.. My ex bootycalled me, like she wants me to come over tonight. I think we're probably gonna have sex. But it has been a long time for me since I had sex; I'm pretty horny, and I'm worried it might be too hot and maybe I'll just cum immediately. Do you think I should masturbate before I head over there? So I won't be so horny and keyed up."
"Yeah, sure man. If that's how you're feeling."
Isn't a plot line from something about mary?
I dunno, I haven't seen it
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
"Hey, man, uh.. My ex bootycalled me, like she wants me to come over tonight. I think we're probably gonna have sex. But it has been a long time for me since I had sex; I'm pretty horny, and I'm worried it might be too hot and maybe I'll just cum immediately. Do you think I should masturbate before I head over there? So I won't be so horny and keyed up."
"Yeah, sure man. If that's how you're feeling."
Isn't a plot line from something about mary?
it's at least a joke in it but I'm sure it's something people think regularly
but it's why he has the cum in his hair that leads to probably the most known joke of the movie
if god didn't want me to masturbate then why did He invent butt plugs, huh
huh????
Vowels, I don't...
wait let me think about the logistics of this for a minute
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Kids are running up and down the hallway in our building and, like, jiggling doorknobs, etc.
Little do they know that a massive man is about to step out of one of those doors with expert timing and scare the ever-living shit out of them. :evil:
folks who just cum immediately, I hope you are blessed with a partner who also has a hair trigger
so far
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life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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My former mother-in-law handed me a wad of gas money, said she knows the economy is bad and the job search is hard, and that I can stay with them rent-free for a while as long as I pick up after my dogs
haha
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
So my rental this week is the Challenger with the 6.4L V8 Hemi. And on the way home I found myself making a wrong turn that wasn't the road to my hotel but the on ramp for I-95. And it was open and clear. I did not exceed the speed limit of 70. I did achieve the speed limit in an aggressive fashion. God that made some wonderful noise.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Kids are running up and down the hallway in our building and, like, jiggling doorknobs, etc.
Little do they know that a massive man is about to step out of one of those doors with expert timing and scare the ever-living shit out of them. :evil:
That was thoroughly amusing, this shopping trip has started off on an enjoyable note!
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I effectively have gone so long without sex that I’m a virgin again, yeah
But when i did have a sex life, my refractory period was not days long. I can jerk it in the morning and perform at 100% at night, the same as if I hadn’t jerked in weeks
>.>
<.<
EDIT: I'm very pleased at being called Stephen Sondheim's Lead Harem Boy.
We once had a youth pastor come to class at school and talk about sex. This, of course, included fear mongering shit like "If things continue the way they are most likely the predominant idea that a girls first sexual experience would be handled by her father". Yes, first the gays.. then incest. Thanks shithead.
But at the end they passed out cards and they said you could write any question you wanted anonymously. So, since we'd just spent an hour hearing how pre marital sex was bad and wrong, I asked the most natural question. "Is masturbation sex?" It got to my card. And his answer was that no, it wasn't sex. But with masturbation comes lustfull thoughts that were just as sinful as some of the acts themselves.
And people ask me why I resent my Christian upbringing.
I bit through my tongue.
Does your perversion know no bounds.
Decade old joke about Ricky Williams smoking pot too much: 9 awesomes
Heartfelt thank-you to all of [chat] for being amazing people for the past seven years: 2 awesomes.
Screw all y'all, I'm literally going to McDonald's and eating my feelings.
Also because I'm hungry and forgot to do groceries.
huh????
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
2) Uh, lots of warm baths
3) ???????????????
My question isn't if, my question is which line
Thanks man. Mind hooking me up with a wonderful lady who will consistently fulfill my needs. Like you've got?
Or did you forget that the whole reason you're able to not jerk it (you've said this yourself) is that Bel takes good care of you. Otherwise you'd be climbing the walls.
Vowels, I don't...
wait let me think about the logistics of this for a minute
If it exists, God created it or he is not all powerful
full abstention is not for the single person, I think. Prob leads to different neuroses.
Moderation in all things!
I'm more worried about context
Like I'd be okay with "P.S. Benarwhal? Pretty cool guy, sorry I'm gonna be hurting him w/ this."
"Hey, man, uh.. My ex bootycalled me, like she wants me to come over tonight. I think we're probably gonna have sex. But it has been a long time for me since I had sex; I'm pretty horny, and I'm worried it might be too hot and maybe I'll just cum immediately. Do you think I should masturbate before I head over there? So I won't be so horny and keyed up."
"Yeah, sure man. If that's how you're feeling."
I was thinking about the logistics of using a butt plug to beat off but this facet also needs to be considered.......
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
i want to eat pizzas and pass out
Isn't a plot line from something about mary?
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I dunno, I haven't seen it
it's at least a joke in it but I'm sure it's something people think regularly
but it's why he has the cum in his hair that leads to probably the most known joke of the movie
In the end it wasn't science or faith that brought the two sides together in peace
it was a buttplug
Little do they know that a massive man is about to step out of one of those doors with expert timing and scare the ever-living shit out of them. :evil:
PBF did it already, god damn kids with their rap and their rip offs.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Your husband just started sweating and backing away
so far
no
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I've tried with lube and with a condom and it's so weird.
Is the week up yet... oh it's been.... two.... hours..... hm.
Castle is going to snap when he sees an add for champagne later today.
pleasepaypreacher.net
haha
So my rental this week is the Challenger with the 6.4L V8 Hemi. And on the way home I found myself making a wrong turn that wasn't the road to my hotel but the on ramp for I-95. And it was open and clear. I did not exceed the speed limit of 70. I did achieve the speed limit in an aggressive fashion. God that made some wonderful noise.
That was thoroughly amusing, this shopping trip has started off on an enjoyable note!