life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Oooh my biometrics are in already.
HDL still slightly too low, albumin? slightly too high, systolic BP too high, and BMI slightly too high.
Kids are running up and down the hallway in our building and, like, jiggling doorknobs, etc.
Little do they know that a massive man is about to step out of one of those doors with expert timing and scare the ever-living shit out of them. :evil:
That was thoroughly amusing, this shopping trip has started off on an enjoyable note!
Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.
:eek:
I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.
No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.
Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.
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BeNarwhalThe Work Left UnfinishedRegistered Userregular
Here's a puzzle for you, [chat]
My left shoelaces come undone with some frequency. My right never does. What's wrong with me, and is it neurogical?
You have two weeks to provide a diagnosis, at which point I will be asking my psychiatrist, who will look at me like I'm an idiot for worrying about something so small.
[chat], only you can save me from seeing a look I've seen several hundred times from this woman! :P
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OnTheLastCastlelet's keep it haimish for the peripateticRegistered Userregular
Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.
:eek:
I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.
No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.
Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.
Says the guy who jerks off like ten times a day.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.
:eek:
I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.
No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.
Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.
Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.
:eek:
I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.
No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.
Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.
Ok so
Mainly I think about finishing as something I want to avoid, right? Just something to not do, until my partner is satisfied and would not mind if it happened
It only occurred to me recently that my partner might like it when I finish -- "I'm attractive, I made this happen because I'm sexy"
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I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
My left shoelaces come undone with some frequency. My right never does. What's wrong with me, and is it neurogical?
You have two weeks to provide a diagnosis, at which point I will be asking my psychiatrist, who will look at me like I'm an idiot for worrying about something so small.
[chat], only you can save me from seeing a look I've seen several hundred times from this woman! :P
You tie the left one slightly differently, or
your gait is slightly different on the left. Do your soles wear evenly on both shoes? Have a look, I bet the left one's wear pattern is slightly different.
or
the way you address uneven surfaces (stairs, ground) has a specific pattern that causes uneven stress on the laces, causing the left one to come undone more quickly.
Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.
:eek:
I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.
No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.
Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.
Says the guy who jerks off like ten times a day.
The movie Y tu Mama también told me chronic masturbation = premature ejaculation.
Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.
:eek:
I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.
No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.
Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.
This. Exactly this.
If I've been going for 20 minutes I don't want to be blue balled.
And what's worse is that she says she has never orgasmed, ever, so my efforts are all for naught
Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.
:eek:
I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.
No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.
Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.
Ok so
Mainly I think about finishing as something I want to avoid, right? Just something to not do, until my partner is satisfied and would not mind if it happened
It only occurred to me very recently that my partner might like it when I finish -- "I'm attractive, I made this happen because I'm sexy"
I have also had this mind shift!
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Dark Raven XLaugh hard, run fast,be kindRegistered Userregular
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Been trying to lose weight for a lil while. Just got back under 250lb. Whooo milestones!
Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.
:eek:
I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.
No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.
Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.
This. Exactly this.
If I've been going for 20 minutes I don't want to be blue balled.
And what's worse is that she says she has never orgasmed, ever, so my efforts are all for naught
Oh
Oh my
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i had a long stretch of having difficulty finishing during sex, and i always had considered that good, but my insane ex I've mentioned plenty of times would get FURIOUS and angry with me because that meant i didn't actually want to be with her
sex is a tricky thing friends
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Hmm, been having the issue of not being able to cum during sex lately.
:eek:
I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.
No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.
Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.
This. Exactly this.
If I've been going for 20 minutes I don't want to be blue balled.
And what's worse is that she says she has never orgasmed, ever, so my efforts are all for naught
Oh
Oh my
Lie bot what is the saddest thing.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
My left shoelaces come undone with some frequency. My right never does. What's wrong with me, and is it neurogical?
You have two weeks to provide a diagnosis, at which point I will be asking my psychiatrist, who will look at me like I'm an idiot for worrying about something so small.
[chat], only you can save me from seeing a look I've seen several hundred times from this woman! :P
Do you tie them identically or mirrored or inconsistently?
I expect you've been keeping logs, so the last two months should suffice. CSV format, preferably.
i had a long stretch of having difficulty finishing during sex, and i always had considered that good, but my insane ex I've mentioned plenty of times would get FURIOUS and angry with me because that meant i didn't actually want to be with her
sex is a tricky thing friends
Had a one night stand that went down similar to this. Ladies, whiskey / friskey dick is a thing
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-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
Lahey? No! Aw.
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
"Oh, it's ok, I've got tons of them."
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
HDL still slightly too low, albumin? slightly too high, systolic BP too high, and BMI slightly too high.
Everything else is green!
im so healthy
I'm guessing very few chatters go to the fidget spinner / pop sockets / as seen on tv aisle.
I love you crazy ex girlfriend. @Preacher
P.S. BeNards, pretty cool dude.
:eek:
I'm jealous. That sounds like it's practically a super power.
I am sad without cable I miss out on this beautiful show.
pleasepaypreacher.net
Actually it's really annoying tbh
No, men have a lot of pressure to finish because stereotype is we love sex and always want it and it upsets both the guy and often woman (in my experience) if it doesn't happen.
Then you get in your own head and it gets worse and worse as you spiral neurotically.
My left shoelaces come undone with some frequency. My right never does. What's wrong with me, and is it neurogical?
You have two weeks to provide a diagnosis, at which point I will be asking my psychiatrist, who will look at me like I'm an idiot for worrying about something so small.
[chat], only you can save me from seeing a look I've seen several hundred times from this woman! :P
Bro you know Xbox has the free cw app... I don't have cable.
Also that zombie show, any cw show all free just some ads.
Says the guy who jerks off like ten times a day.
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Boom goes the dynamite
Ok so
Mainly I think about finishing as something I want to avoid, right? Just something to not do, until my partner is satisfied and would not mind if it happened
It only occurred to me recently that my partner might like it when I finish -- "I'm attractive, I made this happen because I'm sexy"
You tie the left one slightly differently, or
your gait is slightly different on the left. Do your soles wear evenly on both shoes? Have a look, I bet the left one's wear pattern is slightly different.
or
the way you address uneven surfaces (stairs, ground) has a specific pattern that causes uneven stress on the laces, causing the left one to come undone more quickly.
The movie Y tu Mama también told me chronic masturbation = premature ejaculation.
This. Exactly this.
If I've been going for 20 minutes I don't want to be blue balled.
And what's worse is that she says she has never orgasmed, ever, so my efforts are all for naught
I have also had this mind shift!
(Time to celebrate with an entire pizza)
Oh
Oh my
sex is a tricky thing friends
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Lie bot what is the saddest thing.
pleasepaypreacher.net
I expect you've been keeping logs, so the last two months should suffice. CSV format, preferably.
Maybe like a MOD pizza or something.
Had a one night stand that went down similar to this. Ladies, whiskey / friskey dick is a thing
Raven no!
Just half a pizza!
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades