My left shoelaces come undone with some frequency. My right never does. What's wrong with me, and is it neurogical?
You have two weeks to provide a diagnosis, at which point I will be asking my psychiatrist, who will look at me like I'm an idiot for worrying about something so small.
[chat], only you can save me from seeing a look I've seen several hundred times from this woman! :P
You tie the left one slightly differently, or
your gait is slightly different on the left. Do your soles wear evenly on both shoes? Have a look, I bet the left one's wear pattern is slightly different.
or
the way you address uneven surfaces (stairs, ground) has a specific pattern that causes uneven stress on the laces, causing the left one to come undone more quickly.
I do lead with my left going down stairs and ledges, and my brother, my father, and I all have something infamously known as "The Narraway strut" thanks to how our relaxed walking gait looks, true
But
Maybe my brain is dying instead??? :P
you take your science and you like it narwhal
enough with this preposterous brain death theory!
Oh, fine!
... I'm still gonna ask my psychiatrist about it unless something else comes up in the interim
I get an hour with this woman, on top of the weekly therapy I have with another therapist
Sometimes I run out of totally pertinent things to talk about >_>
"I know WHY giraffes are tall, but why would that kind of animal evolve in the first place? Why wasn't it just out-competed early on and dismissed as an inherently-flawed design?"
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I have been with a whole bunch of guys who get too nervous to finish the first time. Like a good 50% of the people I have sexed. Even with self stimulation, even with toys. It is a super super common problem. There’s this idea that guys have a perfect orgasm every time or at least an orgasm of some quality every time and it’s just not true at all.
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Narwhal your left shoe comes undone because your brain is actually located in your left foot and is therefore heavier, causing each footfall to untie your laces a little bit
Also the weight of the impact is killing your brain
I have been with a whole bunch of guys who get too nervous to finish the first time. Like a good 50% of the people I have sexed. Even with self stimulation, even with toys. It is a super super common problem. There’s this idea that guys have a perfect orgasm every time or at least an orgasm of some quality every time and it’s just not true at all.
maybe they had all jerked it earlier so they wouldn't go off too early
My left shoelaces come undone with some frequency. My right never does. What's wrong with me, and is it neurogical?
You have two weeks to provide a diagnosis, at which point I will be asking my psychiatrist, who will look at me like I'm an idiot for worrying about something so small.
[chat], only you can save me from seeing a look I've seen several hundred times from this woman! :P
You tie the left one slightly differently, or
your gait is slightly different on the left. Do your soles wear evenly on both shoes? Have a look, I bet the left one's wear pattern is slightly different.
or
the way you address uneven surfaces (stairs, ground) has a specific pattern that causes uneven stress on the laces, causing the left one to come undone more quickly.
I do lead with my left going down stairs and ledges, and my brother, my father, and I all have something infamously known as "The Narraway strut" thanks to how our relaxed walking gait looks, true
But
Maybe my brain is dying instead??? :P
you take your science and you like it narwhal
enough with this preposterous brain death theory!
Oh, fine!
... I'm still gonna ask my psychiatrist about it unless something else comes up in the interim
I get an hour with this woman, on top of the weekly therapy I have with another therapist
Sometimes I run out of totally pertinent things to talk about >_>
"I know WHY giraffes are tall, but why would that kind of animal evolve in the first place? Why wasn't it just out-competed early on and dismissed as an inherently-flawed design?"
At some point your psychiatrist needs to shut you down like: “Alright enough of this shit Mr Narwhal. I don’t have a satisfactory answer and I am not sure anyone does but clearly the giraffe was not out-competed because it is here today. Clearly your understanding of this animal is in some way flawed. Perhaps you think it is more fragile than it is. Here is a video I found of two male giraffes fighting and they’re using their heads like goddamned flails and the necks aren’t snapping. Now can we PLEASE get back to talking about you.”
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I have been with a whole bunch of guys who get too nervous to finish the first time. Like a good 50% of the people I have sexed. Even with self stimulation, even with toys. It is a super super common problem. There’s this idea that guys have a perfect orgasm every time or at least an orgasm of some quality every time and it’s just not true at all.
Like, I'm not bragging because it's not wholly a great thing, but with these current meds 9 days out of 10 I literally cannot orgasm! And that's by myself, no first-time stress or compatibility issues whatsoever! Even with the filthiest, greatest porn you can imagine!
So yeah, it's an important myth to dispel. Sometimes you have to stop having sex before either partner has orgasmed, because sometimes it's just not going to happen for either of them, and that's okay.
The alternative is fucking until you both die of dehydration, which isn't a great option.
I've often had problems orgasming while wearing a condom. This was especially frequent early in my sex life when I didn't know what kinds of condoms worked best for me.
I've never had a partner tell me that they were disappointed by that.
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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God I wish. Even when I’m nervous, if it’s been more than a day I always gotta get the guy to back off. Like holy shit let’s have this last more than 5 minutes please. NO. NO MORE TOUCHING FOR YOU. *coach whistle blows* PENALTY 3 MINUTES
Donkey Kong on
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I've often had problems orgasming while wearing a condom. This was especially frequent early in my sex life when I didn't know what kinds of condoms worked best for me.
I've never had a partner tell me that they were disappointed by that.
jelly of these knowledgeable, sex-empowered west coast women :P
not that i'm much better, but several of my partners have been utterly crestfallen
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I have been with a whole bunch of guys who get too nervous to finish the first time. Like a good 50% of the people I have sexed. Even with self stimulation, even with toys. It is a super super common problem. There’s this idea that guys have a perfect orgasm every time or at least an orgasm of some quality every time and it’s just not true at all.
Like, I'm not bragging because it's not wholly a great thing, but with these current meds 9 days out of 10 I literally cannot orgasm! And that's by myself, no first-time stress or compatibility issues whatsoever! Even with the filthiest, greatest porn you can imagine!
So yeah, it's an important myth to dispel. Sometimes you have to stop having sex before either partner has orgasmed, because sometimes it's just not going to happen for either of them, and that's okay.
The alternative is fucking until you both die of dehydration, which isn't a great option.
God I wish. Even when I’m nervous, if it’s been more than a day I always gotta get the guy to back off. Like holy shit let’s have this last more than 5 minutes please. NO. NO MORE TOUCHING FOR YOU. *coach whistle blows* PENALTY 3 MINUTES
i'm trying to think of the funniest sex sports penalty
high sticking is pretty good. slashing. offside.
hmmm, probably double dribble
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God I wish. Even when I’m nervous, if it’s been more than a day I always gotta get the guy to back off. Like holy shit let’s have this last more than 5 minutes please. NO. NO MORE TOUCHING FOR YOU. *coach whistle blows* PENALTY 3 MINUTES
i'm trying to think of the funniest sex sports penalty
high sticking is pretty good. slashing. offside.
hmmm, probably double dribble
illegal touching
too many men
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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if so, in america or the uk
Ludious thought for a long time that Shawn the dog was my developmentally disabled nephew
Wait we both love decemberists
Our bond grows
One of us is going to die to the aliens
Oh, fine!
... I'm still gonna ask my psychiatrist about it unless something else comes up in the interim
I get an hour with this woman, on top of the weekly therapy I have with another therapist
Sometimes I run out of totally pertinent things to talk about >_>
"I know WHY giraffes are tall, but why would that kind of animal evolve in the first place? Why wasn't it just out-competed early on and dismissed as an inherently-flawed design?"
yeah i love 'em. been a big fan since like 05?
*points, nodding slowly*
Glad I got a second opinion, thank you Vanguard.
maybe they had all jerked it earlier so they wouldn't go off too early
*clicks pen*
Ban these flesh bodies
I never felt so 1970s Coke Commercial
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
47 hectares at 15 M/S
I assume I can blow a hole in plaster or use it as propulsion if I'm trapped in space away from the station after a few days.
At some point your psychiatrist needs to shut you down like: “Alright enough of this shit Mr Narwhal. I don’t have a satisfactory answer and I am not sure anyone does but clearly the giraffe was not out-competed because it is here today. Clearly your understanding of this animal is in some way flawed. Perhaps you think it is more fragile than it is. Here is a video I found of two male giraffes fighting and they’re using their heads like goddamned flails and the necks aren’t snapping. Now can we PLEASE get back to talking about you.”
Like, I'm not bragging because it's not wholly a great thing, but with these current meds 9 days out of 10 I literally cannot orgasm! And that's by myself, no first-time stress or compatibility issues whatsoever! Even with the filthiest, greatest porn you can imagine!
So yeah, it's an important myth to dispel. Sometimes you have to stop having sex before either partner has orgasmed, because sometimes it's just not going to happen for either of them, and that's okay.
The alternative is fucking until you both die of dehydration, which isn't a great option.
hmmm
*writes The Martian fanfiction*
i've never even been horby before to be quite honest with you all
I've never had a partner tell me that they were disappointed by that.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
This is how my brain works.
I moved to murica, we got married in July!
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the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
God I wish. Even when I’m nervous, if it’s been more than a day I always gotta get the guy to back off. Like holy shit let’s have this last more than 5 minutes please. NO. NO MORE TOUCHING FOR YOU. *coach whistle blows* PENALTY 3 MINUTES
jelly of these knowledgeable, sex-empowered west coast women :P
not that i'm much better, but several of my partners have been utterly crestfallen
were you taking something for pain?
Like Peter North with enough distance to blind myself.
pleasepaypreacher.net
i'm trying to think of the funniest sex sports penalty
high sticking is pretty good. slashing. offside.
hmmm, probably double dribble
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
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wtf no wedding pictures
this is how we do it down in puerto rico
illegal touching
too many men
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Ok good. Although my timing probably isn't great because a scary new IT director just started today. He's gonna block all my weird bookmarks.