i need to smother my feelings of sentimental regret welling up at the sight of the miracle of new life
whenever you are changing an infant there's a very high chance they will pee during the change, idk why exactly. combination of cool air and relief of pressure on their innards or what
anyways, the way I learned this lesson: I take off #1's diaper, I'm rooting around for a clean diaper while he's being all squirmy, and he lets loose a beautiful arcing stream that lands directly in my mouth
edit: every diaper change after that involved finding the new diaper before taking the old one off
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Babby butts are irritated by the feel of a clean diaper, so they immediately correct the situation
i need to smother my feelings of sentimental regret welling up at the sight of the miracle of new life
whenever you are changing an infant there's a very high chance they will pee during the change, idk why exactly. combination of cool air and relief of pressure on their innards or what
anyways, the way I learned this lesson: I take off #1's diaper, I'm rooting around for a clean diaper while he's being all squirmy, and he lets loose a beautiful arcing stream that lands directly in my mouth
i need to smother my feelings of sentimental regret welling up at the sight of the miracle of new life
whenever you are changing an infant there's a very high chance they will pee during the change, idk why exactly. combination of cool air and relief of pressure on their innards or what
anyways, the way I learned this lesson: I take off #1's diaper, I'm rooting around for a clean diaper while he's being all squirmy, and he lets loose a beautiful arcing stream that lands directly in my mouth
Hooray for girl anatomy
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i need to smother my feelings of sentimental regret welling up at the sight of the miracle of new life
whenever you are changing an infant there's a very high chance they will pee during the change, idk why exactly. combination of cool air and relief of pressure on their innards or what
anyways, the way I learned this lesson: I take off #1's diaper, I'm rooting around for a clean diaper while he's being all squirmy, and he lets loose a beautiful arcing stream that lands directly in my mouth
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i need to smother my feelings of sentimental regret welling up at the sight of the miracle of new life
whenever you are changing an infant there's a very high chance they will pee during the change, idk why exactly. combination of cool air and relief of pressure on their innards or what
anyways, the way I learned this lesson: I take off #1's diaper, I'm rooting around for a clean diaper while he's being all squirmy, and he lets loose a beautiful arcing stream that lands directly in my mouth
edit: every diaper change after that involved finding the new diaper before taking the old one off
also it cannot be understated that children are DICKS sometimes. And this is likely retaliatory for something
i need to smother my feelings of sentimental regret welling up at the sight of the miracle of new life
whenever you are changing an infant there's a very high chance they will pee during the change, idk why exactly. combination of cool air and relief of pressure on their innards or what
anyways, the way I learned this lesson: I take off #1's diaper, I'm rooting around for a clean diaper while he's being all squirmy, and he lets loose a beautiful arcing stream that lands directly in my mouth
edit: every diaper change after that involved finding the new diaper before taking the old one off
also it cannot be understated that children are DICKS sometimes. And this is likely retaliatory for something
He was pre-emptively retaliating for not getting his own Xbox
Babies are pretty cool to visit but when shit gets real I'm happy to pass them off to their parents
My brother had a bunch of people over with their kids on Halloween to get some food in their bellies before they all went trick-or-treating
I think 8 kids in the house, probably 12 adults, entirely too many people for me anyway :P
And I introduce myself as my brother's brother and therefore my nephew's uncle, and one of the dads asks me if I have kids of my own
Which first of all, bit personal, random stranger, but alright
But I shook my head and said "Ohhh no, I'm quite happy with this uncling situation. I have a kid on a very, very part-time basis, and that suits me fine."
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oh my god this new overwatch hero
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lol this reddit comment chain all like "I've cried twice in my life, once when my dad died and once when I got home from deployment and met my 5 month old daughter for the first time"
meanwhile in my head im like, "well there was that really touching Pampers commercial, and also that scene in Modern Family where Jay and Phil really bonded in a father-son moment, and also I watched UP again last week"
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can you show me how to do thing?
i begin showing him how to do thing
oh it's more than like three steps? never mind i'll have someone else do it for me
god damn it
chip off the old block
Mazzy, they prefer the term "office administrator" now. Jeez.
whenever you are changing an infant there's a very high chance they will pee during the change, idk why exactly. combination of cool air and relief of pressure on their innards or what
anyways, the way I learned this lesson: I take off #1's diaper, I'm rooting around for a clean diaper while he's being all squirmy, and he lets loose a beautiful arcing stream that lands directly in my mouth
edit: every diaper change after that involved finding the new diaper before taking the old one off
Yay Siglet
Yay babby
The 'cement truck' story with my nephew is still my favourite
He was maybe juuuust three years old, still in diapers anyway, and we were up at my mom's ex's place, having a bit of a family get together
And he and another little guy were playing a game where they'd roll down a hill (like a log) and then race back up to the top
What us adults didn't know is that my nephew had a full load in his diaper the entire time
That full load + that perfect tumbling motion of rolling down the hill = just a nightmare
It was everywhere, there were no survivors
I'm pretty sure there's no punishment for not awesoming or agreeing.
I'm going to get infracted aren't I?
i mean they can't know what they're doing right?
but
Hooray for girl anatomy
Good work, team.
Oh sure, they wouldn't be so blatant as to infract me for that.
But they'd definitely trump up some charges for something minor later.
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by the third baby we stopped trying to peek down the diaper to see if there was any poop and would just stick our finger in and see
OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE
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He's basically DMing for the crowd for his hearthstone segment
I'm p jelly.
also it cannot be understated that children are DICKS sometimes. And this is likely retaliatory for something
Dudes voice doesnt fit dude to me though heh.
He was pre-emptively retaliating for not getting his own Xbox
Also baby ward nurses are swaddle wizards.
I still can't swaddle for shit after 2 kids.
i love my nieces and nephew and i will fight anyone but
yeah
My brother had a bunch of people over with their kids on Halloween to get some food in their bellies before they all went trick-or-treating
I think 8 kids in the house, probably 12 adults, entirely too many people for me anyway :P
And I introduce myself as my brother's brother and therefore my nephew's uncle, and one of the dads asks me if I have kids of my own
Which first of all, bit personal, random stranger, but alright
But I shook my head and said "Ohhh no, I'm quite happy with this uncling situation. I have a kid on a very, very part-time basis, and that suits me fine."
meanwhile in my head im like, "well there was that really touching Pampers commercial, and also that scene in Modern Family where Jay and Phil really bonded in a father-son moment, and also I watched UP again last week"
I asked how and she said "like," and made a weird scheming pervert face
I said something like "babies don't even know what words are, are you sure you're not projecting"
But she insisted baby boys are like, showing off their penises in a somehow mischevious manner
People are mad doubtful sometimes