Kim Jong-un is a monster and I won't normalize his atrocities with mild jokes.
I read an article talking about how making jokes about KJU and NK, in general, really makes people not realize there are millions of people there who undergo brutal torture and live in beyond abject conditions.
Kim Jong Un can survive for decades within soil in the form of an endospore.
Wait, I know how to defeat him!
The challenge will be luring him into an autoclave. Also, if we want to store him for later use, I'll need either a large container or a big ass wrapper. And tape.
Okay, last, I need someone to go up to him and say something like "hey, I bet you can't form a hard exterior around yourself and go dormant." When he does, then bam! We got him!
I bumped into Kim Jong Un at a bar once, this would have been years after we broke up.
I couldn't believe it was him. It was like a dream. But there he was, just as I remembered him. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" He was the kind of man who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! He reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
And this demands mockery. I go towards Mel Brooks theory. He often claims that one of his goals in life is to make Adolf Hitler such a laughingstock that noone ever takes his ideas seriously again.
The story above reminds me too much of the Chuck Norris thing, so...there you go.
Remember when Blizzard tried to make all forum user names their real names in an attempt to make people not act like jackasses and that one moderator revealed his name in an attempt to show it was a good idea and people started posting all his personal info?
"Dude you still live with your mother at 30?"
"SHUT UP NO I DON'T"
Pretty sure the dudes name was stupidly uncommon to begin with, let alone dudebros with that name living in Irvine California.
The real clincher to that was everyone finding little Bobby Kotick's wife and harassing her on facebook which ended the whole RealID fiasco.
Turns out angry nerds like to harass people (women) when they have their real name.
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Kim Jong-un is a monster and I won't normalize his atrocities with mild jokes.
I read an article talking about how making jokes about KJU and NK, in general, really makes people not realize there are millions of people there who undergo brutal torture and live in beyond abject conditions.
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I've read somewhere (the worst kind of source, I know) that when someone visited North Korea and had moved in with a host family, when the lights went out (rolling blackout) they immediately blamed the Americans, thinking they're bombing Korea that very moment.
Also South Korea waging cultural warfare by smuggling K-pop and K-dramas into NK.
Remember when Blizzard tried to make all forum user names their real names in an attempt to make people not act like jackasses and that one moderator revealed his name in an attempt to show it was a good idea and people started posting all his personal info?
"Dude you still live with your mother at 30?"
"SHUT UP NO I DON'T"
Pretty sure the dudes name was stupidly uncommon to begin with, let alone dudebros with that name living in Irvine California.
The real clincher to that was everyone finding little Bobby Kotick's wife and harassing her on facebook which ended the whole RealID fiasco.
Turns out angry nerds like to harass people (women) when they have their real name.
I've read somewhere (the worst kind of source, I know) that when someone visited North Korea and had moved in with a host family, when the lights went out (rolling blackout) they immediately blamed the Americans, thinking they're bombing Korea that very moment.
Also South Korea waging cultural warfare by smuggling K-pop and K-dramas into NK.
South Korea blasted K-Pop across the DMZ until they made a treaty with North Korea to stop. When the soldier who recently defected woke up in the hospital and learned he was in South Korea, he reportedly asked if he could listen to K-Pop.
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I read an article talking about how making jokes about KJU and NK, in general, really makes people not realize there are millions of people there who undergo brutal torture and live in beyond abject conditions.
Most of mine are true but exaggerated facts about animals, but basically, yes.
Wait, I know how to defeat him!
The challenge will be luring him into an autoclave. Also, if we want to store him for later use, I'll need either a large container or a big ass wrapper. And tape.
Okay, last, I need someone to go up to him and say something like "hey, I bet you can't form a hard exterior around yourself and go dormant." When he does, then bam! We got him!
Such a simple plan.
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I couldn't believe it was him. It was like a dream. But there he was, just as I remembered him. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" He was the kind of man who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! He reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.
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urban dictionary didn't exist at the time
wait if i came before the urban dictionary entry then
he hated mexicans
and he was half-mexican
and he hated irony
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/north-korea-claims-kim-jong-controls-weather-article-1.3691830
And this demands mockery. I go towards Mel Brooks theory. He often claims that one of his goals in life is to make Adolf Hitler such a laughingstock that noone ever takes his ideas seriously again.
The story above reminds me too much of the Chuck Norris thing, so...there you go.
"Dude you still live with your mother at 30?"
"SHUT UP NO I DON'T"
Pretty sure the dudes name was stupidly uncommon to begin with, let alone dudebros with that name living in Irvine California.
The real clincher to that was everyone finding little Bobby Kotick's wife and harassing her on facebook which ended the whole RealID fiasco.
Turns out angry nerds like to harass people (women) when they have their real name.
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I heard Kim Jong Un once compiled a kernal so small, he gave it back to the farmers.
I can tell you two facts about ducks.
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Also South Korea waging cultural warfare by smuggling K-pop and K-dramas into NK.
Are they
1) Male ducks have penises, and
2) Their penises are horrifying rape corkscrews?
They prefer to be called harasstivists
I'm trademarking that btw, don't steal
You are clearly very serious goose
@Duck, duck, is better
I actually legit like it
South Korea blasted K-Pop across the DMZ until they made a treaty with North Korea to stop. When the soldier who recently defected woke up in the hospital and learned he was in South Korea, he reportedly asked if he could listen to K-Pop.
Answer to it faster than my own name.
Kinda sad
Fuck that guy.
There are also some very interesting books and interviews about how the thriving black market achieves a similar effect.
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