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  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    In addition to not being terribly athletic, my feet are kinda weird. Roller skates, ice skates, ski shoes, etc, just murder my feet after about 20 minutes of wearing them. I haven't tried buying my own, only using rentals and stuff which likely carries some of the blame. Skiing was a lot less bad but the "Your puny muscles are out of practice completely!" still got me.

    We also got in a giant inflatable raft and went down big snow tubes and that was super fun.

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I recommend not using a tree to stop you from moving fast

    I'm just saying, in a pinch.

    What you want to do is kinda pinball of a handful of them, slowly bleeding speed with each partial-collision.

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    uhhh get her..some..um.. Quinoa and...a Diva Cup?

    Pinecone had a dream where he was in a group of chanters and the chant was 'quuuuuiiiinnnnnoaaaaaa'

    I was like are you subconsciously trying to kill every baby boomer with your mind???!?

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    If you put January 1, 2000 in a "are you 18 yet?" verification thing

    it will verify

    sometime soon there will be a video on Pornhub starring someone born in 2000, and it'll be legal for them to host it..

    edit: well, legal-ish.

    I would be surprised if tons of videos haven't already been made and released in the last three days.

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    uhhh get her..some..um.. Quinoa and...a Diva Cup?

    Pinecone had a dream where he was in a group of chanters and the chant was 'quuuuuiiiinnnnnoaaaaaa'

    I was like are you subconsciously trying to kill every baby boomer with your mind???!?

    How were they pronouncing quinoa?

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    VishNub wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Delmain wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    PAX Blue Mountain (southwestern Ontario)

    Ski resorts, you can rent a condo that sleeps 12 for relatively cheap near the ski hills, the skiing itself is modest rather than daunting, there's a shop at the TOP of the 'mountain' that sells Beavertails and poutine so that, if you're skilled enough, you can eat WHILE you ski down the hill

    It's pretty sweet, y'all

    ok, I want to try to eat poutine while skiing down a mountain now, even if no one else is there

    It's incredibly difficult but incredibly worth it

    When wafflesmagee and I went skiing (My first time) she hit a snow bank and fell in to the point that only feet were visible above the snow and had to be rescued by a passing lady. I was on the bunny hill at this time fearing for my life as I moved about 3 inches an hour down the hill.

    Still, doing anything while skiing other than skiing seems like a great way to get murdered by the mountain.

    I am, perhaps unsurprisingly, supernaturally comfortable on skis

    I don't even use poles, which is why my hands are free for eating

    I just weave back and forth down the hill, dodging the out-of-control children and the morons bombing down the hill

    Stop halfway down, move to the side, enjoy the view

    And then continue on, still eating, always eating

    The key to skiing safely is to realize that if you're going somewhere you don't like or faster than you like it's better to fall over now than later.

    Yeah, basically this. Also that at any point you can totally just stop, if you try hard enough. Sometimes a tree has to help you, and that's okay.

    You'll probably be okay. Protect your head.

    I went skiing with my brother once, who lives in Colorado and basically a walking Patagonia ad. He decided that we should do this double black diamond thing on the back of the mountain. We get to the top, he zooms off and I start slowly falling down the mountain. Anyways, ten minutes later he appears behind me. Apparently I was going so slow that he got worried, took the lift back up, and found me. Which is maybe endearing, but also humiliating.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I recommend not using a tree to stop you from moving fast

    I'm just saying, in a pinch.

    What you want to do is kinda pinball of a handful of them, slowly bleeding speed with each partial-collision.

    But ideally without actually bleeding

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    If you put January 1, 2000 in a "are you 18 yet?" verification thing

    it will verify

    sometime soon there will be a video on Pornhub starring someone born in 2000, and it'll be legal for them to host it..

    edit: well, legal-ish.

    I would be surprised if tons of videos haven't already been made and released in the last three days.

    Well.

    That's it, I guess. Porn is ruined forever.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    idk why it's such a big deal

    yayy the millennium is old enough you can fuck it yayy

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    Delmaincredeiki
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2018
    I've had this narrative about Eddy showing up wherever or whenever he wishes like a wizard. BEFORE the NYC incident.

    When that happened, man I don't know

    shit like that is why I can only at most ever consider myself Agnostic. The universe is weird, man, and look I understand there might be some problematic shit with assigning magical powers to a korean guy but it's not my fault he has the demeanor and aloofness of Loki and scheduling grandeur of Gandalf

    Ludious on
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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    idk why it's such a big deal

    yayy the millennium is old enough you can fuck it yayy

    I haven't seen that hentai yet.

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I recommend not using a tree to stop you from moving fast

    I'm just saying, in a pinch.

    What you want to do is kinda pinball of a handful of them, slowly bleeding speed with each partial-collision.

    But ideally without actually bleeding

    Eh. Usually you've got so many layers that it's just bruises.



    I worry about the knees. My dad tore his acl skiing.

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    I don't want the millennium on my dick, Landshark

  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    idk why it's such a big deal

    yayy the millennium is old enough you can fuck it yayy

    Shark puts on a little muscle and suddenly loses all concept of human mortality and the inevitability of his own death.

    matt has a problem
  • CoinageCoinage dance all crazy, whip my hair around all crazy Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    If you put January 1, 2000 in a "are you 18 yet?" verification thing

    it will verify

    sometime soon there will be a video on Pornhub starring someone born in 2000, and it'll be legal for them to host it..

    edit: well, legal-ish.

    I would be surprised if tons of videos haven't already been made and released in the last three days.
    There can't be that many people born on January 1st

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    I said I'm trying baba
  • TavTav Registered User regular
    from next year we'll have porn actresses who weren't alive for 9/11

  • IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know Texas booniesRegistered User regular
    idk why it's such a big deal

    yayy the millennium is old enough you can fuck it yayy

    This has been another episode of "Fuck, I'm Old" tune in next week if your flesh husk manages to sustain itself to that point

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  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I recommend not using a tree to stop you from moving fast

    I'm just saying, in a pinch.

    What you want to do is kinda pinball of a handful of them, slowly bleeding speed with each partial-collision.

    But ideally without actually bleeding

    *waves dismissively*

    It all puts itself back together eventually!

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    A bunch of people in Oregon are freaking out they have to pump their own gas now.

    Oh man they should put that on a camera and show it in Washington it would be the top rated show.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

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  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    we used to go on a ski trip every year, and my dad was obssessed with "Getting our money's worth" so we'd get up early and ski for like 12 hrs a day, and by the end of it, we're miserable. Then one time, I had food poisoning and so my dad didn't get to the slopes one day and the next, he didn't get there until noon, and he realized its much better to just be chill and ski reasonable amount and actually relax.

    also, its nice to go later in the season. Ski in a jacket and jeans.

    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I'm gonna saaaay ... over 160 launches attempted worldwide in 2019. Someone record that somewhere!
  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User regular
    I never noticed the skifree yeti uses a ski pole to pick its teeth.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    from next year we'll have porn actresses who weren't alive for 9/11

    9/11 porn parodies.

    Eddy
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    idk why it's such a big deal

    yayy the millennium is old enough you can fuck it yayy

    Shark puts on a little muscle and suddenly loses all concept of human mortality and the inevitability of his own death.

    no I get that but how is that appealing and marketable?

    should be going the other way and trying to hide the passing years instead of bringing them front and center imo

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Tav wrote: »
    from next year we'll have porn actresses who weren't alive for 9/11

    Which means all of their parents pulled an inside job that year

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Tav wrote: »
    from next year we'll have porn actresses who weren't alive for 9/11

    Which means all of their parents pulled an inside job that year

    gdi

    IlpalaPreacherPonyknitdan
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    help it's my coworker's bday this week

    help she was born in 1994

    uhhh get her..some..um.. Quinoa and...a Diva Cup?

    Pinecone had a dream where he was in a group of chanters and the chant was 'quuuuuiiiinnnnnoaaaaaa'

    I was like are you subconsciously trying to kill every baby boomer with your mind???!?

    How were they pronouncing quinoa?

    Keenwah

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    I don't want the millennium on my dick, Landshark

    I don't blame you, it spent most of last year in some pretty nasty places

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Jet fuel isn't hot enough to melt steel beams, but dat ass is!

    thatassemblyguy
  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    also when i was in Utah snowboarding last week i went to the park for my first run, watched a couple guys hit a metal tube

    like right here
    16c346b56fe82999_25a08d5e4c39c5b6.jpg

    but promptly slid off it as soon as i got on and rode across the rest of the tube on my butt

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i bought new bindings in utah that i probably didn't need but oh well

    don't know if i'll get to go to the mountain this weekend

    actually maybe i can squeeze it in on saturday or sunday, not like i have literally anything else to do

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    i am out of shape and bought a ski pass and have barely planned any trips, i need to or my money will go to waste

    and i'm going to slc over mlk weekend but there is barely snow

    so out of shape tho

    poo
  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Man I'm on a bus to Boston, fuck it's always so weird to see the Charles iced over so completely.. winter is cool

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
    credeiki
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    On the move again, but before I go I want to gush about NYE-Kiss-Girl one more time - I told her I couldn't make plans for tomorrow night because I had a rocket launch to watch and she said she wants to come over and watch it, and we'll order in food and then watch something more normal on Netflix.

    And we'll chill, too.

    IfyaknowwhatImeanamirite :winky:

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
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  • Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    i bought new bindings in utah that i probably didn't need but oh well

    don't know if i'll get to go to the mountain this weekend

    actually maybe i can squeeze it in on saturday or sunday, not like i have literally anything else to do

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    i am out of shape and bought a ski pass and have barely planned any trips, i need to or my money will go to waste

    and i'm going to slc over mlk weekend but there is barely snow

    so out of shape tho

    Do it do it

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    (yes these are all purple because I have read them all)

    some selected items from their gloriously designed website:

    The government and the storting have been reported to the police for breaking §1 of the constitution. They salute this, although they're kind of short on the... why.

    Former prime minister Gro Harlem Brundtland both lied about the EEC deal, and also made it up herself, and also got it forced upon her, in three different articles

    Judas betrayed his master. There's no politics in this one, they just want to tell us about judas and jesus.

    There was a coup in 1940, because, and I'm adding my own knowledge here to make this clear because they're more about varying word sizes and quotation marks around words than info, the exile government was on uncharted legal grounds when it was formed and given their charter to act as government without the storting until it could assemble again. Which is surprisingly close to actuality, except, y'know, viewed with batshit eyes

    There was a coup in 1940, because when the storting period was extended to four years this was unconstitutional (they choose not to elaborate on why this is) and thus the following storting sat illegally long and every storting since then has been invalid. I feel like they forgot about one of these coups when they wrote about the other one.

    The spymaster resigns says the title but it's about the head of the intelligence services retiring, mentions his grandchildren affectionally call him the "spymaster". I... am confused by this one because it's just a fluff piece without any conspiracy.

    god's justice and wrath, which seems to be another sermon devoid of any politics. Maybe they do these on sundays?

    jews and also the vatican and also the communists, depending on which article you pick, are the real power behind the norwegian throne

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    i bought new bindings in utah that i probably didn't need but oh well

    don't know if i'll get to go to the mountain this weekend

    actually maybe i can squeeze it in on saturday or sunday, not like i have literally anything else to do

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    i am out of shape and bought a ski pass and have barely planned any trips, i need to or my money will go to waste

    and i'm going to slc over mlk weekend but there is barely snow

    so out of shape tho

    yeah only place worth going to right now is Brighton in seems like.

    Snowbird might be getting some snow soon so it can be worth it

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  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Man I'm on a bus to Boston, fuck it's always so weird to see the Charles iced over so completely.. winter is cool

    I helped design a new bridge over that river! It might be under construction right now actually.

    ed: nope, starting this year though.

    Sir Landshark on
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    OrGNxx7m.png
    (yes these are all purple because I have read them all)

    some selected items from their gloriously designed website:

    The government and the storting have been reported to the police for breaking §1 of the constitution. They salute this, although they're kind of short on the... why.

    Former prime minister Gro Harlem Brundtland both lied about the EEC deal, and also made it up herself, and also got it forced upon her, in three different articles

    Judas betrayed his master. There's no politics in this one, they just want to tell us about judas and jesus.

    There was a coup in 1940, because, and I'm adding my own knowledge here to make this clear because they're more about varying word sizes and quotation marks around words than info, the exile government was on uncharted legal grounds when it was formed and given their charter to act as government without the storting until it could assemble again. Which is surprisingly close to actuality, except, y'know, viewed with batshit eyes

    There was a coup in 1940, because when the storting period was extended to four years this was unconstitutional (they choose not to elaborate on why this is) and thus the following storting sat illegally long and every storting since then has been invalid. I feel like they forgot about one of these coups when they wrote about the other one.

    The spymaster resigns says the title but it's about the head of the intelligence services retiring, mentions his grandchildren affectionally call him the "spymaster". I... am confused by this one because it's just a fluff piece without any conspiracy.

    god's justice and wrath, which seems to be another sermon devoid of any politics. Maybe they do these on sundays?

    jews and also the vatican and also the communists, depending on which article you pick, are the real power behind the norwegian throne

    Is this Norwegian Breitbart?

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    i bought new bindings in utah that i probably didn't need but oh well

    don't know if i'll get to go to the mountain this weekend

    actually maybe i can squeeze it in on saturday or sunday, not like i have literally anything else to do

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    i am out of shape and bought a ski pass and have barely planned any trips, i need to or my money will go to waste

    and i'm going to slc over mlk weekend but there is barely snow

    so out of shape tho

    Do it do it

    well i am going to
    the ski pass was 700 dollars

    i just need to make myself fly to colorado a few times and maybe whistler

    but planning is hard and i am bad at it

    also my snowboards are banged up, i need to do some maintenance

    poo
    Blameless Cleric
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    On the move again, but before I go I want to gush about NYE-Kiss-Girl one more time - I told her I couldn't make plans for tomorrow night because I had a rocket launch to watch and she said she wants to come over and watch it, and we'll order in food and then watch something more normal on Netflix.

    And we'll chill, too.

    IfyaknowwhatImeanamirite :winky:

    You're like some outpatient Don Juan

    BeNarwhalRedTide
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    On the move again, but before I go I want to gush about NYE-Kiss-Girl one more time - I told her I couldn't make plans for tomorrow night because I had a rocket launch to watch and she said she wants to come over and watch it, and we'll order in food and then watch something more normal on Netflix.

    And we'll chill, too.

    IfyaknowwhatImeanamirite :winky:

    congrats on the rocket launch

    Blameless ClericBeNarwhalTTODewback
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