No it's a 4x like Crusader Kings in space, except way easier to play than Crusader Kings.
TheKoolEagle and I have been playing a multiplayer game on his stream and my psychic aliens and his angry cat people are defending ourselves from holy avengers trying to burn us with fire. It's great.
oh if you can't form an alliance to build a planet destroyer and then go around extorting smaller alliances then I've lost interest
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Powerpuppiesdrinking coffee in themountain cabinRegistered Userregular
well fucking great id say 30% chance this ends up with the house being sold and the money being split.
What happened?
Family bullshit with my sister in law who was going to live in the basement.
was the house left to both of you?
To my wife and only IF everyone agrees to it otherwise its to be sold and split.
That is a fucking insanely stupid way to will something. "You get the house but only if nobody else wants to make 5 figures from their share of the sale" is nutso
The main consideration was my brother in law being a dependent and if who ever took him had their own home.
who takes him if the house gets sold?
We do regardless.
yeah I gotta agree with milski then. seems like the will was written really poorly. sorry again bud. maybe you guys can do a cash out refinance on the house and pay off your SIL's share or something? prob gonna need a lawyer tho.
Actually it sounds like this is exactly what going to happen and at least one of the other two sisters support this,
The most sheltered girl I knew from high school has rebelled and gone "dark"... in that she occasionally makes morbid jokes and wears black. Like, diet goth-lite, at best. It's kind of an adorably small rebellion.
The most sheltered girl I knew from high school has rebelled and gone "dark"... in that she occasionally makes morbid jokes and wears black. Like, diet goth-lite, at best. It's kind of an adorably small rebellion.
No it's a 4x like Crusader Kings in space, except way easier to play than Crusader Kings.
TheKoolEagle and I have been playing a multiplayer game on his stream and my psychic aliens and his angry cat people are defending ourselves from holy avengers trying to burn us with fire. It's great.
oh if you can't form an alliance to build a planet destroyer and then go around extorting smaller alliances then I've lost interest
You can 100% do this and force the smaller alliances to join you or pay you tribute.
I bloody hate wills where property inheritance is contingent on like, everyone else in the will being okay with the named beneficiary getting the house, and elsewise it's just gonna be put up by the executor and split X ways
y'all know that shit ain't working out
If I hated my family, that is exactly the sort of will I would make.
Alternatively, allow anybody to get whatever they want, but make it like a contest where they have to run through the property calling it when they reach what they want and have to haul it off in a certain amount of time or someone else can get it.
My ideal hate-family will would basically be an equitable split, but random people get veto power... to give things to *another* person that's not them.
"Jack shall receive the under-construction house and the account with enough funds to cover the remainder of the costs. However, if Susan objects to the house transfer, it will instead be transferred to William. If William objects to the transfer of the funding account it will instead be transferred to Dave."
"If any family member signs a contract regarding transfer of assets with any other family member within two years of my death, all parties involved shall lose all inheritance and it will be transferred to charity."
Gotta stop any backchannel dealings here
I ate an engineer
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Powerpuppiesdrinking coffee in themountain cabinRegistered Userregular
I bloody hate wills where property inheritance is contingent on like, everyone else in the will being okay with the named beneficiary getting the house, and elsewise it's just gonna be put up by the executor and split X ways
y'all know that shit ain't working out
If I hated my family, that is exactly the sort of will I would make.
Alternatively, allow anybody to get whatever they want, but make it like a contest where they have to run through the property calling it when they reach what they want and have to haul it off in a certain amount of time or someone else can get it.
My ideal hate-family will would basically be an equitable split, but random people get veto power... to give things to *another* person that's not them.
"Jack shall receive the under-construction house and the account with enough funds to cover the remainder of the costs. However, if Susan objects to the house transfer, it will instead be transferred to William. If William objects to the transfer of the funding account it will instead be transferred to Dave."
"If any family member signs a contract regarding transfer of assets with any other family member within two years of my death, all parties involved shall lose all inheritance and it will be transferred to charity."
Gotta stop any backchannel dealings here
the will shall be read separately to each beneficiary in a dark faraday cage, and all objections must be voiced before leaving the darkroom
I bloody hate wills where property inheritance is contingent on like, everyone else in the will being okay with the named beneficiary getting the house, and elsewise it's just gonna be put up by the executor and split X ways
y'all know that shit ain't working out
If I hated my family, that is exactly the sort of will I would make.
Alternatively, allow anybody to get whatever they want, but make it like a contest where they have to run through the property calling it when they reach what they want and have to haul it off in a certain amount of time or someone else can get it.
My ideal hate-family will would basically be an equitable split, but random people get veto power... to give things to *another* person that's not them.
"Jack shall receive the under-construction house and the account with enough funds to cover the remainder of the costs. However, if Susan objects to the house transfer, it will instead be transferred to William. If William objects to the transfer of the funding account it will instead be transferred to Dave."
"If any family member signs a contract regarding transfer of assets with any other family member within two years of my death, all parties involved shall lose all inheritance and it will be transferred to charity."
Gotta stop any backchannel dealings here
It gives the perfect opportunity for two family members to spitefully ruin it for everybody by signing a contract just so everybody loses all inheritance.
The most sheltered girl I knew from high school has rebelled and gone "dark"... in that she occasionally makes morbid jokes and wears black. Like, diet goth-lite, at best. It's kind of an adorably small rebellion.
I bloody hate wills where property inheritance is contingent on like, everyone else in the will being okay with the named beneficiary getting the house, and elsewise it's just gonna be put up by the executor and split X ways
y'all know that shit ain't working out
If I hated my family, that is exactly the sort of will I would make.
Alternatively, allow anybody to get whatever they want, but make it like a contest where they have to run through the property calling it when they reach what they want and have to haul it off in a certain amount of time or someone else can get it.
My ideal hate-family will would basically be an equitable split, but random people get veto power... to give things to *another* person that's not them.
"Jack shall receive the under-construction house and the account with enough funds to cover the remainder of the costs. However, if Susan objects to the house transfer, it will instead be transferred to William. If William objects to the transfer of the funding account it will instead be transferred to Dave."
"If any family member signs a contract regarding transfer of assets with any other family member within two years of my death, all parties involved shall lose all inheritance and it will be transferred to charity."
Gotta stop any backchannel dealings here
It gives the perfect opportunity for two family members to spitefully ruin it for everybody by signing a contract just so everybody loses all inheritance.
No, they lose everything they get, the others are fine. They can't penalize other members, that's too easy.
The most sheltered girl I knew from high school has rebelled and gone "dark"... in that she occasionally makes morbid jokes and wears black. Like, diet goth-lite, at best. It's kind of an adorably small rebellion.
The most sheltered girl I knew from high school has rebelled and gone "dark"... in that she occasionally makes morbid jokes and wears black. Like, diet goth-lite, at best. It's kind of an adorably small rebellion.
Let me guess, she's a Crow fan, and likes anime.
No, and mostly police procedurals and star trek
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The most sheltered girl I knew from high school has rebelled and gone "dark"... in that she occasionally makes morbid jokes and wears black. Like, diet goth-lite, at best. It's kind of an adorably small rebellion.
Let me guess, she's a Crow fan, and likes anime.
Is anyone a crow fan in 2018 though
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
She was found frozen to death. Toxicology reports show she was high on a solution of Pinesol and Pixy Stix; it’s a new drug the kids on the street are calling it “Manic Stixy Clean Girl.”
well fucking great id say 30% chance this ends up with the house being sold and the money being split.
What happened?
Family bullshit with my sister in law who was going to live in the basement.
was the house left to both of you?
To my wife and only IF everyone agrees to it otherwise its to be sold and split.
That is a fucking insanely stupid way to will something. "You get the house but only if nobody else wants to make 5 figures from their share of the sale" is nutso
The main consideration was my brother in law being a dependent and if who ever took him had their own home.
who takes him if the house gets sold?
We do regardless.
yeah I gotta agree with milski then. seems like the will was written really poorly. sorry again bud. maybe you guys can do a cash out refinance on the house and pay off your SIL's share or something? prob gonna need a lawyer tho.
Actually it sounds like this is exactly what going to happen and at least one of the other two sisters support this,
just make sure you get it all tied up legally before you do it. money makes people do weird shit and you don't wanna risk getting fucked by having a cash out refi loan on your books AND having to sell the house
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
No it's a 4x like Crusader Kings in space, except way easier to play than Crusader Kings.
TheKoolEagle and I have been playing a multiplayer game on his stream and my psychic aliens and his angry cat people are defending ourselves from holy avengers trying to burn us with fire. It's great.
oh if you can't form an alliance to build a planet destroyer and then go around extorting smaller alliances then I've lost interest
You can 100% do this and force the smaller alliances to join you or pay you tribute.
if there aren't real people on the other end it doesn't get my rocks off
Please consider the environment before printing this post.
No it's a 4x like Crusader Kings in space, except way easier to play than Crusader Kings.
TheKoolEagle and I have been playing a multiplayer game on his stream and my psychic aliens and his angry cat people are defending ourselves from holy avengers trying to burn us with fire. It's great.
oh if you can't form an alliance to build a planet destroyer and then go around extorting smaller alliances then I've lost interest
You can 100% do this and force the smaller alliances to join you or pay you tribute.
if there aren't real people on the other end it doesn't get my rocks off
nobody's a real person unless i know their first name tho
She was found frozen to death. Toxicology reports show she was high on a solution of Pinesol and Pixy Stix; it’s a new drug the kids on the street are calling it “Manic Stixy Clean Girl.”
He was found screaming in a dumpster and trying to eat his own vomit. Report shows he snorted nutmeg mixed in barbasol. Kids are calling it Syco Shave
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Sir Landsharkresting shark faceRegistered Userregular
No it's a 4x like Crusader Kings in space, except way easier to play than Crusader Kings.
TheKoolEagle and I have been playing a multiplayer game on his stream and my psychic aliens and his angry cat people are defending ourselves from holy avengers trying to burn us with fire. It's great.
oh if you can't form an alliance to build a planet destroyer and then go around extorting smaller alliances then I've lost interest
You can 100% do this and force the smaller alliances to join you or pay you tribute.
if there aren't real people on the other end it doesn't get my rocks off
nobody's a real person unless i know their first name tho
a fair point
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my parents are probably going to will me and each of my brothers a 20% interest in their property
my bitcoin brother occasionally tries to cajole each of us into swearing that we won't force a sale of any property
and tbf it will probably be wise not to
immediately force sale and cut ties and hit the gym
"Dear reddit, I remortgaged the property I share with my brothers in order to reinvest the money into bitcoins, but now the bitcoin exchange has closed and isn't responding to my emails -- how do I recover my bitcoins?? tia!"
I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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kedinik you're on thin ice
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cptruggedI think it has something to do with free will.Registered Userregular
Being the only kid I get my parent's house and all their stuff and so on.
I rather not think of it because I rather have my parents around than stuff.
When I talked to my mom about this sort of thing, I said I understood that I'd have to share the split with her husband's son. She said, "Oh no, that's my house. You're getting it. That's all there is too it. I love my husband, but he didn't put hardly anything into it so that's that."
Being the only kid I get my parent's house and all their stuff and so on.
I rather not think of it because I rather have my parents around than stuff.
I am hoping that what my folks live long enough that what leave behind ultimately goes to whatever kids my sister ends up having so they can go to a good college. Given I still have 3/4 grandparents it's happily possible!
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She was found frozen to death. Toxicology reports show she was high on a solution of Pinesol and Pixy Stix; it’s a new drug the kids on the street are calling it “Manic Stixy Clean Girl.”
He was found screaming in a dumpster and trying to eat his own vomit. Report shows he ate
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oh if you can't form an alliance to build a planet destroyer and then go around extorting smaller alliances then I've lost interest
more money more problems
really you're selflessly protecting them
speaking of police procedurals
my will is gonna be a video of me dancing on my G6 a la Tropic Thunder
Actually it sounds like this is exactly what going to happen and at least one of the other two sisters support this,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om2QzNDqmDc
newsflash fuckwad you're a good person
You can 100% do this and force the smaller alliances to join you or pay you tribute.
"If any family member signs a contract regarding transfer of assets with any other family member within two years of my death, all parties involved shall lose all inheritance and it will be transferred to charity."
Gotta stop any backchannel dealings here
desc is the videographer
the will shall be read separately to each beneficiary in a dark faraday cage, and all objections must be voiced before leaving the darkroom
It gives the perfect opportunity for two family members to spitefully ruin it for everybody by signing a contract just so everybody loses all inheritance.
Let me guess, she's a Crow fan, and likes anime.
I expect no less than a Britney Spears level performance from shark
No, they lose everything they get, the others are fine. They can't penalize other members, that's too easy.
Is anyone a crow fan in 2018 though
No, and mostly police procedurals and star trek
fak you descy
my bitcoin brother occasionally tries to cajole each of us into swearing that we won't force a sale of any property
and tbf it will probably be wise not to
Fucking clock museum.
immediately force sale and cut ties and hit the gym
just make sure you get it all tied up legally before you do it. money makes people do weird shit and you don't wanna risk getting fucked by having a cash out refi loan on your books AND having to sell the house
if there aren't real people on the other end it doesn't get my rocks off
I rather not think of it because I rather have my parents around than stuff.
nobody's a real person unless i know their first name tho
He was found screaming in a dumpster and trying to eat his own vomit. Report shows he snorted nutmeg mixed in barbasol. Kids are calling it Syco Shave
a fair point
"Dear reddit, I remortgaged the property I share with my brothers in order to reinvest the money into bitcoins, but now the bitcoin exchange has closed and isn't responding to my emails -- how do I recover my bitcoins?? tia!"
When I talked to my mom about this sort of thing, I said I understood that I'd have to share the split with her husband's son. She said, "Oh no, that's my house. You're getting it. That's all there is too it. I love my husband, but he didn't put hardly anything into it so that's that."
I was like, Daaaayum.
I am hoping that what my folks live long enough that what leave behind ultimately goes to whatever kids my sister ends up having so they can go to a good college. Given I still have 3/4 grandparents it's happily possible!
these clocks don't run themselves matt
oh wait they do?
well um
A lot of old clocks require a decent amount of upkeep to keep them working.
He was found screaming in a dumpster and trying to eat his own vomit. Report shows he ate
Inheritance has dark powers, given it's a traumatic redistribution of (relatively) massive sums of money