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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Looks like I'm just in time for the anime

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Bogart wrote: »
    Witcher 3 feels unlike other open world games in that it feels like you're not supposed to do everything. If you do you are horribly over-levelled and can tank basically everything you come across.

    Fallout 4 says, "Hello."

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    I really respect the ET 2600 game. It's badness came from trying to do too much in many ways.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    I really respect the ET 2600 game. It's badness came from trying to do too much in many ways.

    It's badness came from not being any fun to play. Instead of five or six mini-games with an ET theme, you're falling in random holes and being forced inside the Parthenon by government agents.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Tossin' out a post on page 100 'cause I'm all about that "making the next [chat] about my butt" life

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    It is kind of amazing what a game like Indiana Jones on the Atari 2600 tried to do. The 2600 controller was not built for inventories and other now expected stuff. It really shows when trying to play that game now.

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Tossin' out a post on page 100 'cause I'm all about that "making the next [chat] about my butt" life

    Aren't all chats about butts at some point?

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    I am skipping the anime meetup. It is supposed to be icy.
    The dubs vs subs camps are engaged in a bitter Cold War

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    I really respect the ET 2600 game. It's badness came from trying to do too much in many ways.

    It's badness came from not being any fun to play. Instead of five or six mini-games with an ET theme, you're falling in random holes and being forced inside the Parthenon by government agents.

    Right. The developer tried to do something that would be hard to do well and did it poorly instead of ET themed ripoffs of some single screen games.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    edited February 2018
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Tossin' out a post on page 100 'cause I'm all about that "making the next [chat] about my butt" life

    Aren't all chats about butts at some point?

    This gon' be 'bout my butt, specifically

    We gon' get into details

    Measurements, adjectives

    Maybe a picture or two

    Tastefully done, of course

    Leave a little mystery, keep 'em wanting more, you know

    BeNarwhal on
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Our Canadian boys are real good at snowboarding down a hill and doing flips while doing so

    It looks challenging but they seem pretty good at it

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    The E.T. game was rushed to market so it would be ready in time for the film’s release. That’s why it’s so

    Phoned in

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    I really respect the ET 2600 game. It's badness came from trying to do too much in many ways.

    It's badness came from not being any fun to play. Instead of five or six mini-games with an ET theme, you're falling in random holes and being forced inside the Parthenon by government agents.

    Right. The developer tried to do something that would be hard to do well and did it poorly instead of ET themed ripoffs of some single screen games.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajJXapRHPNs
    Admit it - you respect the ET game because it ruined Christmas that year.

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    The player controls Indiana Jones as he searches for the lost Ark of the Covenant. The game requires the player to use two different controllers: controller 2 moves Jones and its button uses an item; controller 1 selects the item to use and its button drops the item. This control scheme anticipated later game controllers with more buttons and games where buttons would allow the player to switch items without interrupting gameplay.
    This game was not considered awful somehow.

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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    The E.T. game was rushed to market so it would be ready in time for the film’s release. That’s why it’s so

    Phoned in
    mods

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    I really respect the ET 2600 game. It's badness came from trying to do too much in many ways.

    It's badness came from not being any fun to play. Instead of five or six mini-games with an ET theme, you're falling in random holes and being forced inside the Parthenon by government agents.

    Right. The developer tried to do something that would be hard to do well and did it poorly instead of ET themed ripoffs of some single screen games.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajJXapRHPNs
    Admit it - you respect the ET game because it ruined Christmas that year.

    You think those children mostly didn't gobble up the game like how most children played tons of godawful games when they were tiny?

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Goldeneye is one of the few tie-in games to ever get any cultural cache and is also one of the few that was not rushed out to match the film’s release.

    The game came out almost two years after the movie

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    I made the mistake of having dessert last night so now I want dessert for lunch and then every meal ever

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    You think those children mostly didn't gobble up the game like how most children played tons of godawful games when they were tiny?

    Clearly they didn't.
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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited February 2018
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    I like to imagine they made Close Combat 4 without realizing they hadn't made Close Combat 3 so rushed to make Close Combat 3 and release it the next year instead of this just being a weird dating situation resulting from game of the year stuff.

    Couscous on
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    as a butt,

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    I really respect the ET 2600 game. It's badness came from trying to do too much in many ways.

    It's badness came from not being any fun to play. Instead of five or six mini-games with an ET theme, you're falling in random holes and being forced inside the Parthenon by government agents.

    Right. The developer tried to do something that would be hard to do well and did it poorly instead of ET themed ripoffs of some single screen games.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajJXapRHPNs
    Admit it - you respect the ET game because it ruined Christmas that year.

    You think those children mostly didn't gobble up the game like how most children played tons of godawful games when they were tiny?

    They all got burned by Pac-Man, and it was way too soon to pull that shit again.

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    I could never figure out how to play Indiana Jones for the Atari 2600 as a kid because we didn’t have the instruction manual for it

    It never occurred to me to try using two controllers at once

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    it was cereal milk white hot chocolate and a cookie :3

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    You think those children mostly didn't gobble up the game like how most children played tons of godawful games when they were tiny?

    Clearly they didn't.
    evfsatuvbwcc.jpg

    The game was one of the best selling Atari games. It sold 1.5 million units. It turns out that produced over 5 million cartridges was a really bad idea when the install base was 20 million and the number of units in active use was potentially lower than the number of cartridges produced.

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    GethGeth Legion Perseus VeilRegistered User, Moderator, Penny Arcade Staff, Vanilla Staff vanilla
    This thread is no longer active, and will be recycled.
    On average, this thread was speeding through space at warp 3

    @Couscous will create the new thread
    @P10 is backup

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