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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    One morning later:

    Yep, Annihilation was still a fucked up scary movie, and pretty good sci-fi to boot

    Oh thank goodness

    I thought the book series was neat and the film looked like it was way more like "A large monster is hunting people!" from the trailer, which would have been a disappointingly unimaginative film.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    So the thing to remember is you take the stories that Paramount was extremely nervous about this movie, having no idea what to do with it, and then you combine it with the very plain-looking trailers, and what you get is them trying extremely hard to hide how weird and niche a movie is

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    So the thing to remember is you take the stories that Paramount was extremely nervous about this movie, having no idea what to do with it, and then you combine it with the very plain-looking trailers, and what you get is them trying extremely hard to hide how weird and niche a movie is

    Is this akin to marketing mother! as a film about a couple dealing with awkward dinner guests?

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    Wyborn wrote: »
    One morning later:

    Yep, Annihilation was still a fucked up scary movie, and pretty good sci-fi to boot

    Oh thank goodness

    I thought the book series was neat and the film looked like it was way more like "A large monster is hunting people!" from the trailer, which would have been a disappointingly unimaginative film.

    Yep that's definitely not what the film is about.

    Tense, unnerving cosmic horror with a slice of personal suffering. Natalie Portman absolutely nails her role, along with the rest of the cast. Weird lingering shots and an uncanny echoing soundtrack that had me on the verge of a breakdown the entire time I was watching it.

    Really really really good experience, highly recommend.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    It's nuts to me that movies are expected generally to gross like 500 million dollars or they're massive embarrassing flops. Like, Jesus. I mean yeah, the big blockbusters can make a billion, but still. I guess rising budgets are mostly to blame for that though. And growing audiences.

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    It's nuts to me that movies are expected generally to gross like 500 million dollars or they're massive embarrassing flops. Like, Jesus. I mean yeah, the big blockbusters can make a billion, but still. I guess rising budgets are mostly to blame for that though. And growing audiences.

    It's not always the case. Honestly, lots of movies can work better for the studios (depending on the situation) if they "flop" and lose money.

    Taxes are a weird, fucked up thing.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    durandal4532durandal4532 Registered User regular
    Yaaay

    I also recommend reading the book! It's a really quick read and I feel like it probably covers different perspectives than the film.

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    TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    I wanna click on these Annihilation spoilers SO BADLY

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    I wanna click on these Annihilation spoilers SO BADLY

    Just go watch the dang movie! Then click!

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Yeah, Mute is at best okay

    There's some interesting ideas in there but they are vastly outweighed by the ones that are just "remember those now-classic cyberpunk noir tropes? well here they are, again"

    The biggest weight here is you're clearly supposed to be rooting for Alexander Skarsgard as your hero but his character did nothing for me, it's extremely difficult to make a silent protagonist the center of your very narrative-based movie and they don't make it work here, the narrative itself isn't particularly compelling either

    I would put it about even with The Cloverfield Paradox in terms of "a movie to cherrypick the good stuff out of," thought I like Mute more than I did that, it's not by much

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    Blegh. I’m going to LA and I’m going to punch whoever is in our movie signing team.

    They just can’t sign anything good that also has far reach. At best they can get to “meh” or something too niche that no one watches.

    Nothing. Matters.
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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    The Promising Netflix Movies of 2018 That Ended Up Disappointing, Ranked

    3. The Cloverfield Paradox
    2. Mute
    1. A Futile and Stupid Gesture, somehow

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Tube wrote: »
    One of the tragedy girls is negasonic teenage warhead

    It legitimately took me over half an hour to realize that.

    I watched the entire thing and I only realised when I looked her up just now. To be fair I guess Negasonic Teenage Warhead has no hair and two lines.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Darkman fucking owns

    Edit: I also really love the Alex Baldwin version of The Shadow but i only watched it like twice when I w as but a wee child

    God, the Shadow is so good.

    And I have to buy it again but digitally on Amazon Prime as my roommates left the dvd out and someone spilled jelly on it.

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    It's nuts to me that movies are expected generally to gross like 500 million dollars or they're massive embarrassing flops. Like, Jesus. I mean yeah, the big blockbusters can make a billion, but still. I guess rising budgets are mostly to blame for that though. And growing audiences.

    It's not always the case. Honestly, lots of movies can work better for the studios (depending on the situation) if they "flop" and lose money.

    Taxes are a weird, fucked up thing.

    The one time YouTube fails me is in finding a scene from The Producers.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Darkman fucking owns

    Edit: I also really love the Alex Baldwin version of The Shadow but i only watched it like twice when I w as but a wee child

    God, the Shadow is so good.

    And I have to buy it again but digitally on Amazon Prime as my roommates left the dvd out and someone spilled jelly on it.

    Poor Peter Boyle

    Gotta be alec Baldwin's slave

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Tube wrote: »
    One of the tragedy girls is negasonic teenage warhead

    The other one played Alliyah in the movie about Alliyah!

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Darkman fucking owns

    Edit: I also really love the Alex Baldwin version of The Shadow but i only watched it like twice when I w as but a wee child

    God, the Shadow is so good.

    And I have to buy it again but digitally on Amazon Prime as my roommates left the dvd out and someone spilled jelly on it.

    Poor Peter Boyle

    Gotta be alec Baldwin's slave

    He owed Baldwin a life-debt!

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Which 1930s pulp revival in the 90s would win in a fight, Alec Baldwin Shadow or Billy Zane Phantom

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    Darkman fucking owns

    Edit: I also really love the Alex Baldwin version of The Shadow but i only watched it like twice when I w as but a wee child

    God, the Shadow is so good.

    And I have to buy it again but digitally on Amazon Prime as my roommates left the dvd out and someone spilled jelly on it.

    Poor Peter Boyle

    Gotta be alec Baldwin's slave

    He owed Baldwin a life-debt!

    Not worth it man

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Wyborn wrote: »
    One morning later:

    Yep, Annihilation was still a fucked up scary movie, and pretty good sci-fi to boot

    Yepppppp.

    I kinda want to watch it again but I'm not sure if I can handle it. Maybe I'll just read the book.

    I actually didn't know it was a book! But it makes sense, there's certain sequences where you look at it and go "if this were a book they would spend a lot more time talking about the specific elements that contribute to the sense of this scene"

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    billy zane, easily

    he is too pretty to hit in the face, and that would be baldwin's undoing

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Which 1930s pulp revival in the 90s would win in a fight, Alec Baldwin Shadow or Billy Zane Phantom

    It would be Alec Baldwin's the Shadow for a variety of reasons.

    #1. He actually has super powers.

    #2. He is an insane person.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    No way does Billy Zane step into the ring against this.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    2049 was really really good and I feel like I'm seeing it slowly slide into being remembered as a bad movie & a mistake and it annoys me

    Ridley Scott and Rutger Hauer talking shit about it doesn't help much

    Both of them were right tho

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    I have zero interest in what Ridley Scott thinks about anything at this point. 2049 kicked ass.

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    KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    billy zane, easily

    he is too pretty to hit in the face, and that would be baldwin's undoing

    Hold up. Billy Zane is a very pretty man, but he has one of the most punchable faces in Hollywood.

    Alec Baldwin would have no problem punching that face.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Alec Baldwin will punch anyone, who ya got, Baldwin'll punch it

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
    It's nuts to me that movies are expected generally to gross like 500 million dollars or they're massive embarrassing flops. Like, Jesus. I mean yeah, the big blockbusters can make a billion, but still. I guess rising budgets are mostly to blame for that though. And growing audiences.

    It’s budgets, yeah.

    Like, with the blade runner example from earlier. 2049 had a production budget of 150 million and grossed 250 million. Which sounds good and all until you realize the production budget does not include marketing or distribution, and that some portion of that 250 is going to the theaters.

    Suddenly 250 million doesn’t sound as great anymore.

    Studios keep swinging for the fences trying to make everything into a megafranchise or a billion dollar hit, but sometimes it might be good to scale back a bit. We need the return of the mid budget movie.

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i refuse to live in a world where anyone would hit billy zane in the face

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    People tell me that I look like Billy Zane and also they frequently want to punch me in the face so

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    People tell me that I look like Billy Zane and also they frequently want to punch me in the face so

    have you considered this is perhaps not a problem with the face part

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    People tell me that I look like Billy Zane and also they frequently want to punch me in the face so

    well yeah I think you unfortunately have to bear the brunt of it because they know they would want to--but never be able to bring themselves to--clock Zane prime

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The most punchable face in Hollywood belongs to Matt Dillon

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    The most punchable face in Hollywood belongs to Matt Dillon

    Not bad, but I'mma raise you Jake Gyllenhaal.

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    Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    jake gyllenhall's not punchable at all! he seems swell and benign enough

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    The most punchable face in Hollywood belongs to Matt Dillon

    Jared Leto begs to differ.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Jake Gyllenhaal has a doofy doofus face, I'd totally punch him

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Look, Jared Leto is infinitely punchable but that has a lot to do with the fact he's an asshole.

    I don't get that from his face alone.

    If I saw Matt Dillon my first thought would be, "I need to punch that face."

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Look, Jared Leto is infinitely punchable but that has a lot to do with the fact he's an asshole.

    I don't get that from his face alone.

    If I saw Matt Dillon my first thought would be, "I need to punch that face."

    I tend to agree. We're talking punchability of faces alone. Leto's punchability comes from his carefully crafted douchenozzle persona more so than from his face. He's got a nice face. It's a good face.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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