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    2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    I thought it was maybe not cool to talk about actors with punchable faces, but then I remembered
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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I thought it was maybe not cool to talk about actors with punchable faces, but then I remembered
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    I mean Andy dick bragged about having a hand in Phil Hartmans death

    If anyone deserves face punches

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Oh yeah, it's Andy Dick by a country mile

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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I wouldn't mind seeing Steven Segalls spray on haircut get punched off his skull

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Hobnail wrote: »
    I wouldn't mind seeing Steven Segalls spray on haircut get punched off his skull

    There probably is a very long line of very capable people willing to do more for lesser reasons to him

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Yeah, I forgot about Dick. Disregard all previous comments. He's our man for punchable faces.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    Somehow Andy Dick survived MeToo by openly admitting it and saying he isn't sorry

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    That's like, the grossest embodiment of "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME, I QUIT!"

    Except it's like "You can't accuse me of being a sexual predator, because I AM ONE!"

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    EtchwartsEtchwarts Eyes Up Registered User regular
    jake gyllenhall's not punchable at all! he seems swell and benign enough

    I mean once you get to know the guy I'm sure he's okay

    But he's definitely got a punchable face

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    People tell me that I look like Billy Zane and also they frequently want to punch me in the face so

    greg i have known you for years

    it's not the face

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Newsradio managed to be good even despite having Andy Dick on it. Imagine how good it could have been if he had never existed...

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    NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Newsradio managed to be good even despite having Andy Dick on it. Imagine how good it could have been if he had never existed...

    Matthew was the fucking worst

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Jon Lovitz actually did punch Andy Dick in his stupid face because of what he did, so we can all live vicariously through him.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    Matthew as a character is great for others bouncing off of him, namely Phil Hartman and Joe Rogan

    But yes Dick is the worst and anyone could have played that role

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Jon Lovitz actually did punch Andy Dick in his stupid face because of what he did, so we can all live vicariously through him.

    Smashed his face into a bar, IIRC, because Andy Dick bragged about getting Phil Hartman back on coke?

    Couldn't happen to a nicer guy

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I think he was bragging about selling Hartman's wife the coke that sent her back into drug addiction and that eventually led to her murdering him.

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    MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I think he was bragging about selling Hartman's wife the coke that sent her back into drug addiction and that eventually led to her murdering him.

    yeesh

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I think he was bragging about selling Hartman's wife the coke that sent her back into drug addiction and that eventually led to her murdering him.

    Yeah, that. He bragged that he sold her the coke that sent her down the spiral that led to the murder.

    She had been off drugs for a long time by that point.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    AtomicTofuAtomicTofu She's a straight-up supervillain, yo Registered User regular
    Tommy Wiseau has a story so big he needs two movies to tell it

    https://youtu.be/OTu9N40E_MI

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    ...wut

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    Annihilation is very good. Reminded me of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Annihilation

    The film feels both like a modern film, and a film from an era gone-by. It is deliberately paced and permeated with that sort of dread foreboding that can only come from seeing something that's so beautiful you can't look away.

    It's a sci-fi horror film, but it's only got one real jump scare (and not much of one, at that). This is a film concerned with making you scared because of implications beyond death, threats that go beyond physical violence.

    That said, I feel that it's necessary to caution people that there is one scene of body horror that I'm pretty sure the entire theater was looking away from

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    RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    God the more I think about Annihilation the better it feels to me.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Rainfall wrote: »
    God the more I think about Annihilation the better it feels to me.

    It's a film that I want to see again, but I don't want to see it again for a while.

    Also, as someone who's read the book: The film feels faithful to the spirit of the book, but it's definitely its own thing.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    My local theatre is from the turn of the last century, and they've kept most of the interior fittings. I'm going to try to see it there, I think it will add ambience.

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    VeldrinVeldrin Sham bam bamina Registered User regular
    edited February 2018
    Oh dang it, Annihilation doesn't hit Netflix for another 3 weeks here

    Edit: Wait, is 12 March the release date for everywhere non-US?

    Veldrin on
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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    edited February 2018
    It feels like Mute realized that its protagonist was awful and boring and gave up on him at about the same time I did.

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    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    Holy fuck, Mute is at nine percent on Rotten Tomatoes

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    Holy fuck, Mute is at nine percent on Rotten Tomatoes

    It's... Uh... Not good.

    I feel like the cluttered, weirdly paced story that's just confusing and off-putting in the first half just gets weirder and grosser and less meaningful as it goes on.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    GreasyKidsStuffGreasyKidsStuff MOMMM! ROAST BEEF WANTS TO KISS GIRLS ON THE TITTIES!Registered User regular
    I just can’t believe he went from Moon to this

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    I just finished up Nocturnal Animals

    What a beautiful movie with fantastic performances by every actor and a story that I find somewhere between lame and morally bankrupt

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    minor incidentminor incident expert in a dying field njRegistered User regular
    I just can’t believe he went from Moon to this

    I just finished it and I'm still kind of in awe of how much I disliked it. It also just made some super gross narrative choices and man, I am so incredibly disappointed.

    Ah, it stinks, it sucks, it's anthropologically unjust
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    MegaMan001MegaMan001 CRNA Rochester, MNRegistered User regular
    I can't be the only one who went from seeing the Netflix logo above a show as a sign of quality to seeing it as a liability over the last year or so?

    I am in the business of saving lives.
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    I want to like Duncan Jones

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    pookapooka Registered User regular
    Moon was really good!

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I just can’t believe he went from Moon to this

    I just finished it and I'm still kind of in awe of how much I disliked it. It also just made some super gross narrative choices and man, I am so incredibly disappointed.

    Ok William Gibson just tweeted about how much he loved it so now I have no clue what's happening with this film.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    jake gyllenhall's not punchable at all! he seems swell and benign enough

    Posted like a man who didn't see nightcrawler.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    MegaMan001 wrote: »
    I can't be the only one who went from seeing the Netflix logo above a show as a sign of quality to seeing it as a liability over the last year or so?

    It just means nothing at this point.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    jake gyllenhall's not punchable at all! he seems swell and benign enough

    Posted like a man who didn't see nightcrawler.

    Or Nocturnal Animals!

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