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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    For lunch
    I have procured
    a sandwich
    So large
    It may kill me

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I feel that the US constitution implicitly guarantees my right to install Spotify on my work computer

    The legislature shall be granted all Spotify installs that are “necessary and proper” to carrying out the duties enumerated in the constitution

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    PREGANANANT?

    jungleroomx on
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    For lunch
    I have procured
    a sandwich
    So large
    It may kill me

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    With the latest iOS I can see exactly how much time I waste in here on my phone

    Oh no

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    now you can add Actions to siri so you can shitpost even faster

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    I just watched this again and it's still awesome

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EShUeudtaFg

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    With the latest iOS I can see exactly how much time I waste in here on my phone

    Oh no

    94w0sugxkr05.jpeg

    now you can add Actions to siri so you can shitpost even faster
    Hey Siri, post something smugly vegetarian to chat

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Krathoon wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I think even PA has been hit with shitty injection style ads before right?

    Nothing is safe.

    Block all the fucking ads.

    I remember when people would try to create threads to sell stuff or gather data.

    BOYFRIEND CUM ON PILLOW BUT I SLEEP NEAR PILLOW

    AM I PERGENANT?

    I like how they always seem to mention their veiney boobs after their period like that's an important fact that needs to be shared. I still am not quite sure what their goal is.

    Sure we're indexed by google but the fact that all of those posts were essentially the exact same text over and over again I'm not so sure I buy that someone just happened to drop in and ask the same question again.

    I still wonder if it's some elaborate ploy to get us encouraging abortion or prove we're godless weirdos or something. Or us going "you're not pregnant" and they end up being pregnant so they can sue the PA guys, I dunno.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Preganté

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    @Evil Multifarious

    I listened to the Loss episode of Reply All this morning and really enjoyed it. Now I am at the commercial break of the Phantom Caller episode and I'm outright giddy with what the fuck creeped the hell out vibes

    Part of me doesn't want to hear the conclusion, the inevitable banal explanation, and just live with this feeling for a bit, it's a lot of fun

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    I also listened to the Loss and Phantom Caller episodes and I kind of didn't find them enjoyable

    sorry EM I am no longer going to read baru cormorant

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Speaking of, my gosh the vegan meal my brother and his fiancée made yesterday

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    Rebooted and it paired for like half a second

    Fucking

    Whyyyyyyyyy

    If only it had an on/off switch or a bluetooth button or came with some way to charge it separately from the iPad so I could manually try to fix this or figure out if it’s the pen or the iPad that’s the problem

    But noooooo, it has to be ‘sleek’ design, i.e. impossible to troubleshoot as a consumer and absurdly, dangerously unergonomic

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    Welp I'm at a loss for what I want to get tattoo'd on me this saturday.

    I had too much time to think about the saggy boobed mermaids (although I might change my mind again and go for it)

    So I'm trying to think of alternatives.

    Top contenders at the moment:
    a tiki mug
    two skeletons doing the "go team venture" sign
    the fishman from ralph steadman/hunter s thompsons' The Curse of Lono

    Whippy wrote: »
    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
    I like to ART
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I also listened to the Loss and Phantom Caller episodes and I kind of didn't find them enjoyable

    sorry EM I am no longer going to read baru cormorant

    Good, keep him humble

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Krathoon wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    I think even PA has been hit with shitty injection style ads before right?

    Nothing is safe.

    Block all the fucking ads.

    I remember when people would try to create threads to sell stuff or gather data.

    BOYFRIEND CUM ON PILLOW BUT I SLEEP NEAR PILLOW

    AM I PERGENANT?

    I like how they always seem to mention their veiney boobs after their period like that's an important fact that needs to be shared. I still am not quite sure what their goal is.

    Sure we're indexed by google but the fact that all of those posts were essentially the exact same text over and over again I'm not so sure I buy that someone just happened to drop in and ask the same question again.

    I still wonder if it's some elaborate ploy to get us encouraging abortion or prove we're godless weirdos or something. Or us going "you're not pregnant" and they end up being pregnant so they can sue the PA guys, I dunno.

    I assumed it had to be a bot and the intentional misspellings would be to probe how sites clamp down or filter this kind of stuff, right? Like how specific words would be misspelled in the old days of email spam. Idk.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Rebooted and it paired for like half a second

    Fucking

    Whyyyyyyyyy

    The little bluetooth card thingie inside the pen must be loose.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Eddy wrote: »
    I also listened to the Loss and Phantom Caller episodes and I kind of didn't find them enjoyable

    sorry EM I am no longer going to read baru cormorant
    Eh, it could just be not your thing. That's fair.

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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    I have local admin and can't give it up

    what do I need to do to avoid the ransomwares

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    I have local admin and can't give it up

    what do I need to do to avoid the ransomwares

    Click on all the porn. It will become immune.

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Preganté

    for when you have some fucking class

    and also a human fetus in you

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    on my work comp, that is

    on my home machine I don't need java

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I also listened to the Loss and Phantom Caller episodes and I kind of didn't find them enjoyable

    sorry EM I am no longer going to read baru cormorant
    Eh, it could just be not your thing. That's fair.

    Thank you, o grand arbiter, for allowing me to like or dislike something

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    ronya wrote: »
    I have local admin and can't give it up

    what do I need to do to avoid the ransomwares

    back up your shit

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I queued into a professional Hearthstone caster in Overwatch, she was very salty about the quality of my healing. But at least I don't have to play Hearthstone

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    i just listened to the phantom caller episode this morning

    yesterday i listened to the call center one and that was super interesting

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    edited September 2018
    This is so stupid and frustrating. Both these things are new! God I hate apple so much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Their commitment to devices that the average person cannot do anything to fix or troubleshoot is breathtakingly stupid

    Blameless Cleric on
    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    This is so stupid and frustrating. Both these things are new! God I hate apple so much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Their commitment to devices that the average person cannot do anything to fix or troubleshoot is breathtakingly stupid

    agreed apple sux

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    hmm Spider-Man needs to get a cloud backup solution

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    Eddy wrote: »
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Eddy wrote: »
    I also listened to the Loss and Phantom Caller episodes and I kind of didn't find them enjoyable

    sorry EM I am no longer going to read baru cormorant
    Eh, it could just be not your thing. That's fair.

    Thank you, o grand arbiter, for allowing me to like or dislike something
    It's just EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that I let you know this, though.

    I am a cat.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User, Moderator mod
    hmm Spider-Man needs to get a cloud backup solution
    There one ridiculous side mission where you have to physically rotate around a bunch of dishes to redirect data from a research station to a university. When you could, you know, just plug in another hard drive or something.

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    This is so stupid and frustrating. Both these things are new! God I hate apple so much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Their commitment to devices that the average person cannot do anything to fix or troubleshoot is breathtakingly stupid

    I am merely asking this for completeness sake not as an indicator of your intelligence or the like :)..


    But is the pencil nub fully tightened in and/or not rubbed down too far? Ladyjubs had this happen on hers because she used it soo much the nub wore down too much. And then didnt quite tighten the new nub down as much as it should.

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    With the latest iOS I can see exactly how much time I waste in here on my phone

    Oh no

    94w0sugxkr05.jpeg

    now you can add Actions to siri so you can shitpost even faster
    Hey Siri, post something smugly vegetarian to chat

    see its working already!

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    SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    hmm Spider-Man needs to get a cloud backup solution
    There one ridiculous side mission where you have to physically rotate around a bunch of dishes to redirect data from a research station to a university. When you could, you know, just plug in another hard drive or something.

    spider-man is poor he doesn't have other hard drives

    and if you upload all your spider-data to a Os-Drive, Norman Osborne instantly figures out you're spider-man

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    Blameless ClericBlameless Cleric An angel made of sapphires each more flawlessly cut than the last Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    This is so stupid and frustrating. Both these things are new! God I hate apple so much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    Their commitment to devices that the average person cannot do anything to fix or troubleshoot is breathtakingly stupid

    I am merely asking this for completeness sake not as an indicator of your intelligence or the like :)..


    But is the pencil nub fully tightened in and/or not rubbed down too far? Ladyjubs had this happen on hers because she used it soo much the nub wore down too much. And then didnt quite tighten the new nub down as much as it should.

    I checked the tightness, and if it’s rubbed down too far I would be shocked as I have only used it sporadically and I bought it brand new two weeks ago

    Orphane wrote: »

    one flower ring to rule them all and in the sunlightness bind them

    I'd love it if you took a look at my art and my PATREON!
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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    I also listened to the Loss and Phantom Caller episodes and I kind of didn't find them enjoyable

    sorry EM I am no longer going to read baru cormorant
    I, on the other hand, started reading The Traitor Baru Cormorant the other night and it is very gratifying.

    Hm yes quite, it is very important that this person bowed in this manner towards those people but with just a hint of this expression on their face towards these other people, and as these are the sort of intricate subtleties which matter and that I, myself, would obviously pick up on I quite agree, mm yes.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    overhead press and incline bench day

    INCLINES

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    that chili texture is going to give me nightmares

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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