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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    cursedking wrote: »
    The Geek wrote: »

    this video makes the old lady bashing even funnier

    Getting those drum beats right in line with the music is pretty great

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Delduwath wrote: »
    What about the lactose-intolerant?

    They make ice-cream for those with lactose-intolerance!

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    darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Gene-splicing will be done so those with lactose intolerance can enjoy ice cream consequence free!

    Side effects may include involuntary military service.

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Service Guarantees Ice Cream.

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    (notaguarantee)

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    TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    I’m going to really have to get over my dumb personal brain Carol voice sounding like she smoked 30 packs a day and did some HARD LIVIN.

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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    David_T wrote: »
    Service Guarantees Ice Cream.

    Well, sign me up then!
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    Wait a minute...

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    BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    I’m going to really have to get over my dumb personal brain Carol voice sounding like she smoked 30 packs a day and did some HARD LIVIN.

    I have the same issue, except my head-Carol sounds an awful lot like Commander Shepard.

    And it's unfair to compare anyone to Jennifer Hale.

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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    David_T wrote: »
    Service Guarantees Ice Cream.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    Bobble wrote: »
    I’m going to really have to get over my dumb personal brain Carol voice sounding like she smoked 30 packs a day and did some HARD LIVIN.

    I have the same issue, except my head-Carol sounds an awful lot like Commander Shepard.

    And it's unfair to compare anyone to Jennifer Hale.

    Well Jennifer Hale did voice her in the Earth's Mightiest Heroes animated series.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    darunia106 wrote: »
    Gene-splicing will be done so those with lactose intolerance can enjoy ice cream consequence free!

    Side effects may include involuntary military service.

    If the military offered a Twisted Metal style reward at my hypothetical service in which they cured my dietary restrictions?

    I'd sign up.

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    They don't need to make Cap a new shield cause the old one is still in the compound

    But it's covered in claw marks!

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    KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    never die wrote: »
    I still can’t get over how good the de-aging tech looks with him.

    Do you think these films will start a cult or conspiracy theory about Jackson being a vampire or immortal? He looks younger in this film than the films he did decades earlier.

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    never dienever die Registered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    never die wrote: »
    I still can’t get over how good the de-aging tech looks with him.

    Do you think these films will start a cult or conspiracy theory about Jackson being a vampire or immortal? He looks younger in this film than the films he did decades earlier.

    Maybe? I wouldn’t put it past the internet.

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    Kruite wrote: »
    never die wrote: »
    I still can’t get over how good the de-aging tech looks with him.

    Do you think these films will start a cult or conspiracy theory about Jackson being a vampire or immortal? He looks younger in this film than the films he did decades earlier.

    He will need permission from the head of the coven, Keanu Reeves.

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    Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Mr. G wrote: »

    Jon Mulaney is fucking perfect in that role, Jesus Christ.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    I will be on an Airplane the day Spiderverse launches here and I am piiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssed about it.

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    McFodderMcFodder Registered User regular
    The movie news has piqued my interest, can anyone recommend any good Shang Chi appearances? Had a search on Unlimited but it mostly only showed him in Masters of Kung Fu from the 70s and odd appearances here and there.

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    jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    Spider-Ham eating a hot dog is cannibalism.

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    Commander ZoomCommander Zoom Registered User regular
    Probably a turkey dog.

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    KandenKanden Registered User regular
    Only cannibalism if it's made of another cartoon. He's a cartoon pig, pig is an adjective

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    You should absolutely check out the original Master of Kung Fu and Deadly Hands of Kung Fu series, though. They're real solid Bronze Age books with up and coming writers like Doug Moench and Chris Claremont.

    Unfortunately he's not had a lot of the spotlight in modern series. He shows up a good amount in stuff like Marvel Knights (2000) and Heroes for Hire (2006), there was a 2002 Shang-Chi miniseries that isn't on MU yet, there's Spider-Island: Deadly Hands of Kung Fu (2011), Secret Avengers (2010) #18 is a pretty great self-contained issue that spotlights him a bit, there's a 2014 Deadly Hands of Kung Fu series, a 2015 Master of Kung Fu Secret Wars tie-in miniseries, and he showed up just recently in a few issues of Domino (2018).

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    Andy JoeAndy Joe We claim the land for the highlord! The AdirondacksRegistered User regular
    Probably a turkey dog.

    Or a kosher all-beef one.

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    ElderlycrawfishElderlycrawfish Registered User regular
    Spider-Ham eating a hot dog is cannibalism.

    It could be an all-beef frank!

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    there is no universe where a character played by john mulaney doesn't keep kosher

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    PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    You should absolutely check out the original Master of Kung Fu and Deadly Hands of Kung Fu series, though. They're real solid Bronze Age books with up and coming writers like Doug Moench and Chris Claremont.

    Unfortunately he's not had a lot of the spotlight in modern series. He shows up a good amount in stuff like Marvel Knights (2000) and Heroes for Hire (2006), there was a 2002 Shang-Chi miniseries that isn't on MU yet, there's Spider-Island: Deadly Hands of Kung Fu (2011), Secret Avengers (2010) #18 is a pretty great self-contained issue that spotlights him a bit, there's a 2014 Deadly Hands of Kung Fu series, a 2015 Master of Kung Fu Secret Wars tie-in miniseries, and he showed up just recently in a few issues of Domino (2018).
    You should absolutely check out the original Master of Kung Fu and Deadly Hands of Kung Fu series, though. They're real solid Bronze Age books with up and coming writers like Doug Moench and Chris Claremont.

    Unfortunately he's not had a lot of the spotlight in modern series. He shows up a good amount in stuff like Marvel Knights (2000) and Heroes for Hire (2006), there was a 2002 Shang-Chi miniseries that isn't on MU yet, there's Spider-Island: Deadly Hands of Kung Fu (2011), Secret Avengers (2010) #18 is a pretty great self-contained issue that spotlights him a bit, there's a 2014 Deadly Hands of Kung Fu series, a 2015 Master of Kung Fu Secret Wars tie-in miniseries, and he showed up just recently in a few issues of Domino (2018).

    He’s a major focus of Hickman’s Avengers World.

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    StempyStempy Registered User regular
    Spider-Ham eating a hot dog is cannibalism.

    If it’s a New York ‘dog there’s going to be very little actual pig in there.

    It’s probably no worse than chewing your nails/trotters.

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    ShadowenShadowen Snores in the morning LoserdomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Spider-Ham eating a hot dog is cannibalism.

    Hey. Want to know the hilarious secret of Spider-Ham that contradicts this?

    (not a spoiler for the movie)
    In the comics, Peter Porker is a spider that was bitten by a radioactive pig, not the other way around

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    The other day I read Judas by Jeff Loveness and I am still thinking about it.

    It's so sad and so beautiful and while I've seen a lot of the ideas in it before in other depictions of Judas (a character who I deeply sympathize and identify with, of course), it all came together in that book in such a profound way for me.

    I don't know, there's not a lot of comics that have effected me in quite this way with such a short run. Like, yeah, Sandman and Y and parts of Hellblazer and The Wicked + The Divine have a lot, but that's over the course of years of comics. This was a four issue run. The only thing I can think of at the moment that comes close to this sort of effect is Prince of Cats, which is, y'know, the best comic book ever made.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Judas is incredibly good and got slept on hard, like most of Jeff Loveness' comics which is such a bummer

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Judas is incredibly good and got slept on hard, like most of Jeff Loveness' comics which is such a bummer

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    It would be so easy to have an ultimately cynical take on faith as a whole in that book. Anything that centers around Judas, no matter the tenor of the portrayal (but especially positive ones) has a bit of that cynicism built into it. And from Lucifer's appearance, it appeared that was the direction it was going to take.

    Which like, fine. I'm not a Christian and never have been, it's all mythology to me, and I could certainly enjoy a good story that took that direction, especially with that beautiful art to go along with it.

    But to run through the harrowing of hell and ultimately result in a loving and hopeful portrayal of Judas that doesn't throw religion under the bus? God damn.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    Spider-Ham eating a hot dog is cannibalism.

    Hey. Want to know the hilarious secret of Spider-Ham that contradicts this?

    (not a spoiler for the movie)
    In the comics, Peter Porker is a spider that was bitten by a radioactive pig, not the other way around

    wh

    why is his name peter porker

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Yeah it is straight up incredible that Loveness and Rebelka managed to walk that tightrope so perfectly. Its a classic.

    Honestly I think Loveness is probably the best in the game right now at hopeful, inspiring stories that don't feel overly sappy.

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    Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    Spider-Ham eating a hot dog is cannibalism.

    Hey. Want to know the hilarious secret of Spider-Ham that contradicts this?

    (not a spoiler for the movie)
    In the comics, Peter Porker is a spider that was bitten by a radioactive pig, not the other way around

    wh

    why is his name peter porker

    His owner named him

    Its a pun

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    Spider-Ham eating a hot dog is cannibalism.

    Hey. Want to know the hilarious secret of Spider-Ham that contradicts this?

    (not a spoiler for the movie)
    In the comics, Peter Porker is a spider that was bitten by a radioactive pig, not the other way around

    wh

    why is his name peter porker

    His owner was May Porker so he took the owner's last name.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    Spider-Ham eating a hot dog is cannibalism.

    Hey. Want to know the hilarious secret of Spider-Ham that contradicts this?

    (not a spoiler for the movie)
    In the comics, Peter Porker is a spider that was bitten by a radioactive pig, not the other way around

    wh

    why is his name peter porker

    His owner named him

    Its a pun

    Porker is not a pun for a
    spider

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    edited December 2018
    Shadowen wrote: »
    Spider-Ham eating a hot dog is cannibalism.

    Hey. Want to know the hilarious secret of Spider-Ham that contradicts this?

    (not a spoiler for the movie)
    In the comics, Peter Porker is a spider that was bitten by a radioactive pig, not the other way around

    wh

    why is his name peter porker

    His owner named him

    Its a pun

    Porker is not a pun for a
    spider
    No it's a pun for May Porker, the animal AU version of May Parker who is a pig what got irradiated and bit the spider, Peter.

    Like the entire crux of the joke of Spider-Ham is it's a complete inversion of how this stuff normally goes and it's frankly the gonzo detail that makes it work for me.

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Shadowen wrote: »
    Spider-Ham eating a hot dog is cannibalism.

    Hey. Want to know the hilarious secret of Spider-Ham that contradicts this?

    (not a spoiler for the movie)
    In the comics, Peter Porker is a spider that was bitten by a radioactive pig, not the other way around

    wh

    why is his name peter porker

    His owner named him

    Its a pun

    Porker is not a pun for a
    spider
    No it's a pun for May Porker, the animal AU version of May Parker who is a pig what got irradiated and bit the spider, Peter.

    Like the entire crux of the joke of Spider-Ham is it's a complete inversion of how this stuff normally goes and it's frankly the gonzo detail that makes it work for me.

    This makes more sense, thank you!

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I would honestly be surprised if they changed Spider-Ham's origin story for Spider-verse. It's weird, but in a way that feels perfectly in line with that movie, based on what we've seen so far. Just have him explain the whole thing in a short monologue, cut to the other Spiders looking at him completely dumbfounded, then cut to the next scene

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