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Don Bluth's Porn Business

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    GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    Don Bluth doesn't really deserve credit for Dragon's Lair or Space Ace. He was not the main creative influence behind either.

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    StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    Bluth has to be in some kind of Furry Hall of Fame, right?

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    ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    I

    Wouldn't call the dude who made some of the most scarring films of my childhood "saccharine to a fault"

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    DiarmuidDiarmuid Amazing Meatball Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I remember reading a story years back about a dude with a huge porn collection, like, stacked up in the living room and stuff. He lived with his mom, who... didn't really mind it? Which always seemed like a weird part to me.

    Like, I won't mind if my kids look at porn, I'd be a massive hypocrite if I did. But I really don't want to have my kids leave out their copy of Greasy Buttholes XVI. I don't need to see what you're getting off to.

    XVI would be a bad entry point to the series

    The buttholes aren't greasy enough

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Diarmuid wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I remember reading a story years back about a dude with a huge porn collection, like, stacked up in the living room and stuff. He lived with his mom, who... didn't really mind it? Which always seemed like a weird part to me.

    Like, I won't mind if my kids look at porn, I'd be a massive hypocrite if I did. But I really don't want to have my kids leave out their copy of Greasy Buttholes XVI. I don't need to see what you're getting off to.

    XVI would be a bad entry point to the series

    The buttholes aren't greasy enough

    Yeah they really need to add more grease after a point.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    I

    Wouldn't call the dude who made some of the most scarring films of my childhood "saccharine to a fault"

    it's weird to look at An American Tail or Secret of NIMH and say "yep, super bubbly"

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    The opening scene of An American Tail haunts me to this day. That awful choking sound as he semi-drowns.

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    HeadCreepsHeadCreeps NOW IS THE TIME FOR DRINKING! Registered User regular
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    Diarmuid wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I remember reading a story years back about a dude with a huge porn collection, like, stacked up in the living room and stuff. He lived with his mom, who... didn't really mind it? Which always seemed like a weird part to me.

    Like, I won't mind if my kids look at porn, I'd be a massive hypocrite if I did. But I really don't want to have my kids leave out their copy of Greasy Buttholes XVI. I don't need to see what you're getting off to.

    XVI would be a bad entry point to the series

    The buttholes aren't greasy enough

    heh

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    No entry point is bad to Don Bluth.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    I bet he voted for Trump, and doesn't even know what the Internet is! A liberal plot probably.

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    The Escape GoatThe Escape Goat incorrigible ruminant they/themRegistered User regular
    Don Blueth is Online and Horny

    me, as this started: oh that's just a straight-up vore shot, huh

    me, as this ended: welp.

    me, now: wait how the fuck is the first time I encountered this here

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    I think if he drew porn he wouldn't need to crowd fund a Dragon's Lair movie

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    Come on folks, you can be edgier than this.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    In my experience, the only people who draw porn are perverts and artists, but I repeat myself.

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    SorceSorce Not ThereRegistered User regular
    Weaver wrote: »
    Come on folks, you can be edgier than this.
    People are edging as hard as they can.

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    Sorce wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Come on folks, you can be edgier than this.
    People are edging as hard as they can.

    Maybe not quite as hard as they can, but they’re getting close

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Sometimes you just want to have a nice conversation about porn, ya know?

    Just cause you're horny don't mean you got to be thorny!

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    Weaver wrote: »
    Come on folks, you can be edgier than this.

    NSFW just in case
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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Peas wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Come on folks, you can be edgier than this.
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    l... lewd!!

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Don Blueth is Online and Horny
    Diarmuid wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I remember reading a story years back about a dude with a huge porn collection, like, stacked up in the living room and stuff. He lived with his mom, who... didn't really mind it? Which always seemed like a weird part to me.

    Like, I won't mind if my kids look at porn, I'd be a massive hypocrite if I did. But I really don't want to have my kids leave out their copy of Greasy Buttholes XVI. I don't need to see what you're getting off to.

    XVI would be a bad entry point to the series

    The buttholes aren't greasy enough

    It was a creative decision, but one that misread the desires of the audience. Up to (and including)XV they had been trying to one up the previous episode, getting greasier and greasier. XVI was supposed to be a reboot because there was really nowhere to go after XV. It didn't play well with fans though, who still wanted even greasier buttholes long after the adding more grease had any measurable affect on the buttholes.

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    I want to get on that lucrative porn artist train but I'm so embarassed to start. How do you draw that first dick or female-presenting nipple? How are you not blushing and stammering the whole time you're drawing?

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    I want to get on that lucrative porn artist train but I'm so embarassed to start. How do you draw that first dick or female-presenting nipple? How are you not blushing and stammering the whole time you're drawing?

    Wear a mask?

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    see317see317 Registered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    I want to get on that lucrative porn artist train but I'm so embarassed to start. How do you draw that first dick or female-presenting nipple? How are you not blushing and stammering the whole time you're drawing?

    Just lean back in your arting chair. Take a moment to close your eyes, draw in a deep breath.
    And then, just think of England.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    I want to get on that lucrative porn artist train but I'm so embarassed to start. How do you draw that first dick or female-presenting nipple? How are you not blushing and stammering the whole time you're drawing?

    You need to draw tsundere-style.

    "It- It's not like I LIKE drawing you being fucked!!"

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Don Blueth is Online and Horny
    Taya wrote: »
    I want to get on that lucrative porn artist train but I'm so embarassed to start. How do you draw that first dick or female-presenting nipple? How are you not blushing and stammering the whole time you're drawing?

    It's just something you have to get over, especially since your first commission will likely have you drawing both on the same person/otherkin.

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    I drew two characters kissing once and I giggled like a child. I'm 35.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    Taya you are too pure for the internet. Do not let the internet know you are good at art and willing to exchange your talents for money.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    I drew two characters kissing once and I giggled like a child. I'm 35.

    Oh thats normal. You are starting a bit later but everyone does that at first. More importantly is your secret drawing space where nobody can see your sins under your house or an abandoned building?

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    I would like to clarify that I have no problem looking at porn but get embarassed at the idea of drawing it.

    Have you ever drawn something digitally? You have to get DEEP in there. Elbow deep in lines shapes and colours. You have to analyze every inch to make sure it looks right. Is this line too straight? Should this be curvier? Does this look better RED or more PURPLE?? Not to mention the references you need to study.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Taya wrote: »
    I would like to clarify that I have no idea looking at porn but get embarassed at the idea of drawing it.

    Have you ever drawn something digitally? You have to get DEEP in there. Elbow deep in lines shapes and colours. You have to analyze every inch to make sure it looks right. Is this line too straight? Should this be curvier? Does this look better RED or more PURPLE?? Not to mention the references you need to study.

    How many veins? How prominent are the veins? Should their eyes be rolling back in their head, or not?

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    A couple of my friends make indie porn games for a living and I'm always torn between wondering what game they've made and not really wanting to know the kind of porn drawn by someone I play board games with.

    Steam | SW-0844-0908-6004 and my Switch code
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    That is some really good animation for a direct-to-video sequel

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    DedwrekkaDedwrekka Metal Hell adjacentRegistered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Taya wrote: »
    I want to get on that lucrative porn artist train but I'm so embarassed to start. How do you draw that first dick or female-presenting nipple? How are you not blushing and stammering the whole time you're drawing?

    Do a few figure drawing classes, it quickly becomes passe.

    I spent two days trying to get the highlights right on this model's boobs, before I considered how odd it would have felt years ago.

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    TayaTaya Registered User regular
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    I've done figure drawing classes with nude models. That's different. It's completely non-sexual.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    JayKaos wrote: »
    A couple of my friends make indie porn games for a living and I'm always torn between wondering what game they've made and not really wanting to know the kind of porn drawn by someone I play board games with.

    We're willing to play the games for you and let you know what we think.

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    On occasion I'll look up how much Sakimi Chan is making on Graphtreon and reconsider my life choices.
    Best Guess: $17K - $57K
    (How?)
    Earnings per Term ( 2 terms per month)*

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Don Blueth is only Horny through Traditional Means.
    My wife does some sketching and painting. She never does sexy stuff. She still had a guy offer her $400 to paint him and his girlfriend in their fursonas fuckin.

    She thought very hard about it but decided she couldn't do it on the timeline the client would have wanted

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    JayKaos wrote: »
    A couple of my friends make indie porn games for a living and I'm always torn between wondering what game they've made and not really wanting to know the kind of porn drawn by someone I play board games with.

    We're willing to play the games for you and let you know what we think.

    Then I'd have to find the games for you and then I'd know anyway!

    Steam | SW-0844-0908-6004 and my Switch code
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    LarsLars Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Bruce Timm actually put all his porn drawings in a book and sold it. So if you want to see Harley Quinn or Barbara Gordon in the buff, it's out there.

    Edit: Holy shit, I just looked it up and that book sells for hundreds of dollars now. Even the pocket edition! Also, they released a pocket edition of a book full of naked lady drawings.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Lars wrote: »
    Bruce Timm actually put all his porn drawings in a book and sold it. So if you want to see Harley Quinn or Barbara Gordon in the buff, it's out there.

    Edit: Holy shit, I just looked it up and that book sells for hundreds of dollars now. Even the pocket edition! Also, they released a pocket edition of a book full of naked lady drawings.

    It was before phones you see

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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