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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Dont be like Dave, kids

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    What’s the point of the stupid region code + MAC address name scheme for company computers. It’s terrible and makes it impossible to remember how to connect to internal resources or how to remote in to your own machines.

    It’s so obnoxious that it must serve some purpose but I cannot figure out what.

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    fuckin' Dave

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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Metric is solid

    Rock / alt with female vocals recommendations, anyone?

    Go listen to boygenius right now

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    The only reason to use MAC address in device names that I can think of is when you use switch port locking.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    I like calling IT to set up a new machine for me and when they arrive, the Join Domain dialog is open and prepopulated with all the right info.

    And they say

    “Wow did you work IT?”

    “Yes, for about 4 years to pay for college”

    “Cool. Wait before I join this, does this machine conform to our new machine naming policy of 4 letter company region code followed by an 8 hex digits from the MAC?”

    “It’s uh, grandfathered in”

    “But this is a brand new machine. That’s the motherboard box right there”

    “Shhh. Shhhhhh quiet your worried little mouth it’s grandfathered in. join it to the domain and I’ll even run all the setup scripts and configure office. You can just go back to the help desk.”

    “Uhhhh... fine.”

    You're IT's worst nightmare

    guilty. at least I actually ran the setup scripts including bigfix and symantec antivirus even though both of those are the worst.

    they use bigfix?

    well in that case they deserve whatever happens

    Big presentation coming up? BIGFIX HAS AN UPDATE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW THAT YOU WERE NEVER PREVIOISLY TOLD ABOUT NO YOU CANNOT EVEN MINIMIZE THIS WINDOW RESTART NOW

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    fuckin' Dave

    Is this because you read Feral's post or are you just giving us an update

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    QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    Ok now I admit I’ve tried to do something like what Dave did but we just wanted to see what would happen.

    Turns out it breaks.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Tumin wrote: »
    Metric is solid

    Rock / alt with female vocals recommendations, anyone?

    Go listen to boygenius right now

    :+1:

    Nice, thanks!

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    The only reason to use MAC address in device names that I can think of is when you use switch port locking.

    Might be just a way to make sure you don't run into collisions with the first piece which is probably an audit/inventory thing.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    I'm printing three Massive Darkness tokens at once and for some reason this print is taking three times as long. I demand a refund!

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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    fuckin' Dave

    Is this because you read Feral's post or are you just giving us an update

    yes

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    I'm printing three Massive Darkness tokens at once and for some reason this print is taking three times as long. I demand a refund!

    What happens if you were to add a 4th?

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    The only reason to use MAC address in device names that I can think of is when you use switch port locking.

    Might be just a way to make sure you don't run into collisions with the first piece which is probably an audit/inventory thing.

    Couldn’t we instead check for collisions at domain join time? Which coincidentally is always done anyway.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Nothing like having a computer call "Samantha-RN-front" and samantha the rn hasn't worked in your office in 15 years. And what the hell does front mean?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Nothing like having a computer call "Samantha-RN-front" and samantha the rn hasn't worked in your office in 15 years. And what the hell does front mean?

    The computer misses her?

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    So the question of the weekend will be....

    Grab Tales of Vesperia and play through for like the 4th time but this time on the switch!

    Or grab Mario Bros U Deluxe and perhaps have major fights with LadyJubs? :) heh


    Tough decision.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    I'm just saying... It took a while to find a computer that was built into a wall once

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    We have a dumb VPN system at work.

    Setting up a VPN connection to our office computers isfine, but I do my development on a separate network. So we have two choices.

    1) VPN to office network, remote to office computer, VPN to dev network, remote to dev machine. If we ever leave the computer for more than 15 minutes, the connection shuts down and locks you from reconnecting for X amount of time.

    2) VPN directly to dev network, but make sure you provide IT with your home IP address or it won't accept the connection. Oh, your IP has changed since the last time you had to remote in? Too bad, it'll take an unknown amount of time to add your new IP address into the firewall rules.

    Home IP Address? Why don't they tie it to a secure token or MAC address

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    BethrynBethryn Unhappiness is Mandatory Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Nothing like having a computer call "Samantha-RN-front" and samantha the rn hasn't worked in your office in 15 years. And what the hell does front mean?
    And where is Samantha-RN-back??

    ...and of course, as always, Kill Hitler.
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    FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    What’s the point of the stupid region code + MAC address name scheme for company computers. It’s terrible and makes it impossible to remember how to connect to internal resources or how to remote in to your own machines.

    It’s so obnoxious that it must serve some purpose but I cannot figure out what.

    Computer naming conventions are a constant internecine holy war among sysadmins, like spaces v tabs or CamelCase v underscores

    Ask 10 different IT nerds about naming conventions and you'll get 12 different answers and all of them are wrong except my way

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    TuminTumin Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Tumin wrote: »
    Metric is solid

    Rock / alt with female vocals recommendations, anyone?

    Go listen to boygenius right now

    :+1:

    Nice, thanks!

    I love all the women on the album as solonartists and their interviews are amazing listening. Just fabulous and this work elevates them all.

    Lissie is also great and one of my favorite artists. Catching a Tiger, her first album, is almost all solid songs.

    You said Metric so its hard to tell how niche of things to suggest.

    Tumin on
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    So the question of the weekend will be....

    Grab Tales of Vesperia and play through for like the 4th time but this time on the switch!

    Or grab Mario Bros U Deluxe and perhaps have major fights with LadyJubs? :) heh


    Tough decision.

    Did you play the original Mario Bros. U?

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    I'm just saying... It took a while to find a computer that was built into a wall once

    If you have port locking on (ie locks port to mac address) it makes it easier to find the computer if it misbehaves. We dont use it on our desktop level but we do use a variation on our switching and such.

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    My computers are Moonshine, Moonknight, Spectre, Janus, and Julius. If my babies are stripped of their names and given some barcode assed identifier I’ll be very sad and also have to carry around a slip of paper for remoting to them from labs.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    My friend Steve (who always goes for weird or funny character concepts) in our Ravnica game is rolling up a Cowboy Entertainer who was shifted from Earth to Ravnica, and in the process, was merged with his horse (either by the Simic Combine or by the magic that transported him there). So he is effectively a Centaur ("Better'n bein' dead"), with none of the cultural knowledge or connections that usually come with being a Centaur. The character's name is "Wild Bill" and back in the (18)90s, back in the 90s, he was in a very famous TV Wild West show. He actually is named William, and people on Earth assumed that he's THE Wild Bill (who died holding the Dead Man's Hand back in 1876), to which he had a Office Space Michael Bolton reaction ("Dammit, his real name wasn't even Bill. It was James Butler Hickok!").

    Now he makes his living doing Rope Tricks and other Cowboy stunts for the amusement of Ravnicans. In a world stuck with Bards playing Lutes, the weirdo with the rope is actual novel entertainment.

    Should be an interesting and funny character. We are simulating his gunslinging skills with the Artificer-Gunsmith class from Eberron.

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    So the question of the weekend will be....

    Grab Tales of Vesperia and play through for like the 4th time but this time on the switch!

    Or grab Mario Bros U Deluxe and perhaps have major fights with LadyJubs? :) heh


    Tough decision.

    Did you play the original Mario Bros. U?

    I did but she didnt.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    What’s the point of the stupid region code + MAC address name scheme for company computers. It’s terrible and makes it impossible to remember how to connect to internal resources or how to remote in to your own machines.

    It’s so obnoxious that it must serve some purpose but I cannot figure out what.

    Computer naming conventions are a constant internecine holy war among sysadmins, like spaces v tabs or CamelCase v underscores

    Ask 10 different IT nerds about naming conventions and you'll get 12 different answers and all of them are wrong except my way

    All of the devices on our network are named mycomputer, Mycomputer, myComputer, my computer, etc

    Security through obscurity

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    My friend Steve (who always goes for weird or funny character concepts) in our Ravnica game is rolling up a Cowboy Entertainer who was shifted from Earth to Ravnica, and in the process, was merged with his horse (either by the Simic Combine or by the magic that transported him there). So he is effectively a Centaur ("Better'n bein' dead"), with none of the cultural knowledge or connections that usually come with being a Centaur. The character's name is "Wild Bill" and back in the (18)90s, back in the 90s, he was in a very famous TV Wild West show. He actually is named William, and people on Earth assumed that he's THE Wild Bill (who died holding the Dead Man's Hand back in 1876), to which he had a Office Space Michael Bolton reaction ("Dammit, his real name wasn't even Bill. It was James Butler Hickok!").

    Now he makes his living doing Rope Tricks and other Cowboy stunts for the amusement of Ravnicans. In a world stuck with Bards playing Lutes, the weirdo with the rope is actual novel entertainment.

    Should be an interesting and funny character. We are simulating his gunslinging skills with the Artificer-Gunsmith class from Eberron.

    Wait he kept his gun, too? Where does he get ammo? Love the concept.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    My computers are Moonshine, Moonknight, Spectre, Janus, and Julius. If my babies are stripped of their names and given some barcode assed identifier I’ll be very sad and also have to carry around a slip of paper for remoting to them from labs.

    You're a horrible person.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Bought some corn nuts on my lunch break, complained about the size of the bag.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bought some corn nuts on my lunch break, complained about the size of the bag.

    hollered about kids on my lawn

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    What’s the point of the stupid region code + MAC address name scheme for company computers. It’s terrible and makes it impossible to remember how to connect to internal resources or how to remote in to your own machines.

    It’s so obnoxious that it must serve some purpose but I cannot figure out what.

    Computer naming conventions are a constant internecine holy war among sysadmins, like spaces v tabs or CamelCase v underscores

    Ask 10 different IT nerds about naming conventions and you'll get 12 different answers and all of them are wrong except my way

    Assigning anything other than a technical aspect and overall location is making 3 weeks of horrible work for you in 2 years.

    Location number and MAC is a v good method for organizing.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Bought some corn nuts on my lunch break, complained about the size of the bag.

    hollered about kids on my lawn

    I live in a condo don't have a lawn, but I have complained about the neighbors smoking too much pot.

    https://kotaku.com/former-gearbox-lawyer-accuses-ceo-randy-pitchford-of-ta-1831679539

    Man gearbox more like toolbox M I RIGHT?

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    My computers are Moonshine, Moonknight, Spectre, Janus, and Julius. If my babies are stripped of their names and given some barcode assed identifier I’ll be very sad and also have to carry around a slip of paper for remoting to them from labs.

    You're a horrible person.

    Hey, IT picked Moonshine, Moonknight, and Julius, presumably out of some sort of list. Then the IT director was let go... ok yes this is starting to come together.

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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Basically, everyone complaining about what appears to be esoteric naming schemes in computers just needs to remember one thing: If you don't manage every PC in the company, your opinion matters about nothing. Nobody in IT wants to make their lives a living hell figuring where computer X or Y is because someone wanted to be cute with their naming scheme.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    My friend Steve (who always goes for weird or funny character concepts) in our Ravnica game is rolling up a Cowboy Entertainer who was shifted from Earth to Ravnica, and in the process, was merged with his horse (either by the Simic Combine or by the magic that transported him there). So he is effectively a Centaur ("Better'n bein' dead"), with none of the cultural knowledge or connections that usually come with being a Centaur. The character's name is "Wild Bill" and back in the (18)90s, back in the 90s, he was in a very famous TV Wild West show. He actually is named William, and people on Earth assumed that he's THE Wild Bill (who died holding the Dead Man's Hand back in 1876), to which he had a Office Space Michael Bolton reaction ("Dammit, his real name wasn't even Bill. It was James Butler Hickok!").

    Now he makes his living doing Rope Tricks and other Cowboy stunts for the amusement of Ravnicans. In a world stuck with Bards playing Lutes, the weirdo with the rope is actual novel entertainment.

    Should be an interesting and funny character. We are simulating his gunslinging skills with the Artificer-Gunsmith class from Eberron.

    Wait he kept his gun, too? Where does he get ammo? Love the concept.
    As a Gunsmith, you get a magical ammo bag to feed your Thunder Cannon, and you get Smith's Tools proficiency, which we are assuming are gun smith forging stuff, so he makes his own weapons and bullets.

    It's kind of a "I know how to make Gunpowder because of Chemistry Book in my trunk" dodge (from "Army of Darkness"), but we think it's character-appropriate and setting-appropriate for our campaign (which will lean more toward silly than arch).

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
    My treasure hunter rogue in dnd was handed a rope of climbing and I like the idea of him using it in combat by using fast hands, his class feature as a thief archtype, and utilizing its command word to fasten or move. If I wrap it around some dude's arm and command it to hoist up ten feet that guy is dangling helplessly.

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    Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    Metric is solid

    Rock / alt with female vocals recommendations, anyone?

    @SummaryJudgment

    https://youtu.be/C-2qUTB0BSI

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