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Important [chat]stinctions

wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated mediaRegistered User regular
edited January 2019 in Debate and/or Discourse
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1. Elf on the shelf

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2. Halfling on a she-elf

A survivor's story.
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  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    Halflings have awfully bad tailors for people who purport to be masters of leisure and comfort

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
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    Turtles in a half shell.

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Is this an appropriate place to say that I feel the whole concept behind the "Elf on the Shelf" as incredibly fucking creepy?

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Why does Frodo look like a stillborn fetus there

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  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for....neco...on the bed...getting very sleepy from the NyQuil...!

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I have failed you [chat]

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    I throw myself on the mercy of the court

  • VishNubVishNub Registered User regular
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Why does Frodo look like a stillborn fetus there

    because he's been stabbed by a morgul blade

  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Is this an appropriate place to say that I feel the whole concept behind the "Elf on the Shelf" as incredibly fucking creepy?

    I would assume that you find it creepy because it is, in fact, entirely fucking creepy

  • BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    I throw myself on the mercy of the court

    oh dear

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Is this an appropriate place to say that I feel the whole concept behind the "Elf on the Shelf" as incredibly fucking creepy?

    He sees you when you're sleeping

    He knows when you're awake

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    nexuscrawler wrote: »
    I throw myself on the mercy of the court

    You'll get no leniency, being all over the court's mercy like that.

    matt has a problem on
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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    It took a long time to stack all that mercy up.

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  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    Is this an appropriate place to say that I feel the whole concept behind the "Elf on the Shelf" as incredibly fucking creepy?

    Its how we condition children for the modern surveillance state

    Next years version will also sell your data to Cambridge Analytica

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Eilf on a shelf

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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    Hmm, wonder if I can find any elves in Shodan.

  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    Re being high: yes all the time of course what kind of question is that

    Re comic sans: pretty sure that's the font you use to write your name in the book of the devil

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  • TuminTumin Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    Athenor wrote: »
    Is this an appropriate place to say that I feel the whole concept behind the "Elf on the Shelf" as incredibly fucking creepy?

    He sees you when you're sleeping

    He knows when you're awake

    He knows if you've been bad or good

    So be good or be thrown into the gulags you filthy degenerate

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Brian is basically the Dude with internet access

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Element Brian wrote: »
    Re being high: yes all the time of course what kind of question is that

    Re comic sans: pretty sure that's the font you use to write your name in the book of the devil

    The devil doesn't have a book, he has a Palm Pilot and it only accepts Graffiti.

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  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Why does Frodo look like a stillborn fetus there
    It's a dummy Frodo, from a behind-the-scenes shot.

    (I was wondering why it was so hard to find a shot of Arwen and Frodo together on the horse where you could clearly see both their faces, until I realized that, of course, the two actors were never on the horse at the same time, because Elijah Wood is not actually hobbit sized.)

    A survivor's story.
  • NecoNeco In My Restless Dreams Registered User regular
    You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for...elf on the elf! It’s a porn!

  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Haha palm pilots haven’t crossed my mind in a while. One of my classmates had one in like 8th grade.

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  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    VishNub wrote: »
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Why does Frodo look like a stillborn fetus there

    because he's been stabbed by a morgul blade

    I mean, on one hand yes.

    But on the other hand, she seems really fucking happy about the whole thing, which I don't remember from that scene.

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    edited January 2019
    I need a new phone case. I’ve beat the shit out of the one I have, and otter box sucks these days.

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  • Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    An oath made in comic sans can not be undone

    Switch FC code:SW-2130-4285-0059

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  • zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Element Brian wrote: »
    An oath made in comic sans can not be undone
    Sounds like a job for Daniel Webster

  • wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for...elf on the elf! It’s a porn!
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    A survivor's story.
  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Time to talk about killer dolls.

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    asymptotic notation kinda sucks

  • KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Haha palm pilots haven’t crossed my mind in a while. One of my classmates had one in like 8th grade.

    I took a palm pilot development class in college. What a colossal waste

    Yeah. Dead Tech. OS/2 Warp.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    wow a viral post by a structural engineer on facebook

    what a world

    also I wanna nitpick it so hard but I wont

    I wont be that guy

    I wont

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    matt has a problem wrote: »
    Why does Frodo look like a stillborn fetus there

    Good morning to this comment that made me laugh

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Classes start for me today!

    I suddenly have too much homework!

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  • So It GoesSo It Goes We keep moving...Registered User regular
    cptrugged wrote: »
    Kids seem to love that elf on a shelf gimmick though. Guy at work says his kids get really excited to see what the next day will bring.

    I think it'd be cute to do but just tell them you're the one moving it around or hiding it, and skip the whole SANTA'S SPY thing

  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    wow a viral post by a structural engineer on facebook

    what a world

    also I wanna nitpick it so hard but I wont

    I wont be that guy

    I wont

    also landshark:

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  • MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    wow a viral post by a structural engineer on facebook

    what a world

    also I wanna nitpick it so hard but I wont

    I wont be that guy

    I wont

    You already did.

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  • KruiteKruite Registered User regular
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    wow a viral post by a structural engineer on facebook

    what a world

    also I wanna nitpick it so hard but I wont

    I wont be that guy

    I wont

    DO IT

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    wow a viral post by a structural engineer on facebook

    what a world

    also I wanna nitpick it so hard but I wont

    I wont be that guy

    I wont

    You already did.

    no I have resisted and put the phone away!

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Sir Landshark wrote: »
    wow a viral post by a structural engineer on facebook

    what a world

    also I wanna nitpick it so hard but I wont

    I wont be that guy

    I wont

    Post it here and then nitpick away. We're a safe space.

    no I put my phone away and it's politics related

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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