When it gets down to bum stuff, I'll bet, compared to a normal person, Sub-Zero has to do a lot less stretching because his chilliness will shrink a person's junk.
When it gets down to bum stuff, I'll bet, compared to a normal person, Sub-Zero has to do a lot less stretching because his chilliness will shrink a person's junk.
Listen, every bliss is valid
but I'm having a really hard time imagining anybody who's into what you just described
I saw an episode of Real Sex when I was a teen and it had people extolling the virtues of glass dildos because you could chill them and warm them and then put them in you in quick succession for a titillating shock.
I saw an episode of Real Sex when I was a teen and it had people extolling the virtues of glass dildos because you could chill them and warm them and then put them in you in quick succession for a titillating shock.
When Twilight was very popular they made vampire dildos you were supposed to put in the freezer and then fuck them because Edward was dead so it was a more authentic experience
I saw an episode of Real Sex when I was a teen and it had people extolling the virtues of glass dildos because you could chill them and warm them and then put them in you in quick succession for a titillating shock.
When Twilight was very popular they made vampire dildos you were supposed to put in the freezer and then fuck them because Edward was dead so it was a more authentic experience
I think if I was going to have sex with an Edward, I'd have him sit in a hot tub for a bit before hand.
I saw an episode of Real Sex when I was a teen and it had people extolling the virtues of glass dildos because you could chill them and warm them and then put them in you in quick succession for a titillating shock.
When Twilight was very popular they made vampire dildos you were supposed to put in the freezer and then fuck them because Edward was dead so it was a more authentic experience
I saw an episode of Real Sex when I was a teen and it had people extolling the virtues of glass dildos because you could chill them and warm them and then put them in you in quick succession for a titillating shock.
When Twilight was very popular they made vampire dildos you were supposed to put in the freezer and then fuck them because Edward was dead so it was a more authentic experience
I think if I was going to have sex with an Edward, I'd have him sit in a hot tub for a bit before hand.
I saw an episode of Real Sex when I was a teen and it had people extolling the virtues of glass dildos because you could chill them and warm them and then put them in you in quick succession for a titillating shock.
When Twilight was very popular they made vampire dildos you were supposed to put in the freezer and then fuck them because Edward was dead so it was a more authentic experience
oh I hate this
they were also made out of silicone that has glitter in the mix because
I saw an episode of Real Sex when I was a teen and it had people extolling the virtues of glass dildos because you could chill them and warm them and then put them in you in quick succession for a titillating shock.
When Twilight was very popular they made vampire dildos you were supposed to put in the freezer and then fuck them because Edward was dead so it was a more authentic experience
oh I hate this
they were also made out of silicone that has glitter in the mix because
Well you know why
Pff, silicone
A real fan would just get a dildo made out of diamonds
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Whoops now I'm thinking about how all the Twilight vampires have special powers on top of the whole vampire thing and how many of them would be used for sex stuff
Who needs an ice cold dildo when you've got pain vision?
I saw an episode of Real Sex when I was a teen and it had people extolling the virtues of glass dildos because you could chill them and warm them and then put them in you in quick succession for a titillating shock.
When Twilight was very popular they made vampire dildos you were supposed to put in the freezer and then fuck them because Edward was dead so it was a more authentic experience
oh I hate this
they were also made out of silicone that has glitter in the mix because
Well you know why
Pff, silicone
A real fan would just get a dildo made out of diamonds
Ah, an Emma Frost special
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God I love Twilight
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Honestly, I'd be surprised if they weren't refering the fahrenheit sub-zero with Sub-Zero's name. Like, "he's way colder than freezing"
Yeah if Sub-Zero is actually supposed to be Sub-Thirty Two then I'm significantly less impressed
Sub Zero is just Zero from Megan Man X's bottom
that's just Mega Man X, the character named Mega Man X, though
Zack? Terrible joke.
Good work.
Listen, every bliss is valid
but I'm having a really hard time imagining anybody who's into what you just described
When Twilight was very popular they made vampire dildos you were supposed to put in the freezer and then fuck them because Edward was dead so it was a more authentic experience
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I think if I was going to have sex with an Edward, I'd have him sit in a hot tub for a bit before hand.
oh I hate this
Sous-Vitae.
...couldn't you just leave them at room temperature? Like, do Twilight vampires generate cold or something?
that's what a dildo is
they were also made out of silicone that has glitter in the mix because
Well you know why
Pff, silicone
A real fan would just get a dildo made out of diamonds
I hate every single one of you right now
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Oh yeah THIS is the line I've crossed
But Molly, I brought you snow!
Who needs an ice cold dildo when you've got pain vision?
Ah, an Emma Frost special
God I love Twilight
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I’m assuming it was something from the Kingdom Hearts episode, but I’m probably not going to listen to that
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Edit: ahh, cheers
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That is hilariously off, I love it.
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The Lore Reasons episodes are a lot of fun.
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