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The [GIF] Thread is home to all, but will always be (NSF56K)

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    "hey! you! otters! we got this baby? and we don't want it? do you want this baby?"

    "*otter agreement noises*"

    "Okay well I'm just gonna... *chuck*"

    i'd bet the throw actually has something to do with clearing the boat, yeah? cuz otherwise that just seems like a thing one shouldn't do to a tiny little baby otter!

    i'm not a marine biologist though.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    I honestly couldn't tell if that was a real baby otter or just a stuffed animal and they were having a fuckin giggle at the otter.

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    chromdomchromdom Who? Where?Registered User regular
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    my step-dad related a story to me wherein some guys that were DEFINITELY NOT him and his buddies got super stoned at a concert in Germany and then had a baggage cart race at a mostly-abandoned German train station at like 1 am while he was stationed there

    if a bunch of cross-faded 20-something army mechanics can have chariot races with em, they're probably built pretty solid

    I would absolutely 100% buy German manufactured carts would be able to do that. American-manufactured carts probably get a wobbly wheel with a busted ring washer out of the factory.

    What makes you think they're made in America?

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    "hey! you! otters! we got this baby? and we don't want it? do you want this baby?"

    "*otter agreement noises*"

    "Okay well I'm just gonna... *chuck*"

    i'd bet the throw actually has something to do with clearing the boat, yeah? cuz otherwise that just seems like a thing one shouldn't do to a tiny little baby otter!

    i'm not a marine biologist though.

    i assume they got it as far away as they could in case the parent was unwilling to get too close. and i would imagine even young marine mammals don't have much problem falling into the water from a couple feet up. hell, i've had young cousins that have yelled at me to throw them as high and far as possible into a lake.

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    SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    Sea otters are very cool

    Use tools

    have densest fur in animal kingdom

    care diligently for their young

    hang out in social groups

    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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    SealSeal Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    Seal was warned for this.
    Content warning: vehicular roboslaughter

    https://www.iihs.org/iihs/news/desktopnews/safe-passage-new-ratings-address-pedestrian-crashes

    Rankenphile on
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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    hey rad I wanted to jump all the way out of my fucking chair at work, thanks for the heads up

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Wow, not cool. I was raised by crash test dummies.

    Also that's not fair to the BMW system. It's capable of breaking in time, but it's so advanced it knows a BMW always has right of way.

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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    Damn, that robokid got all the way fucked up!

    In other news, cosplayers in character:


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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Fleeb wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    *OSHA intensifies*

    My first ever job was setting up a new department store (a Canadian chain that eventually got bought by Target) and during the store setup we would frequently have pallet jack races when the supervisors weren't looking

    that isn't the worst OHS violation I saw though, by a longshot

    no, that would be when some dumbass thought it would be cute to throw a shopping card into the trash compactor, and when it got stuck, decided to climb into the shaft to dislodge/retrieve it. The one saving grace is that it had only been compacting packaging materials that couldn't otherwise be recycled, so it wasn't slick with food waste and broken glass and whatnot yet.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
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    DelzhandDelzhand Hard to miss. Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    That this doesn't have sound is criminal.

    You mean you can't hear it?

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular

    if he wants to be taken seriously as an internet artist who gets reposted without credit he needs to swap that dude out for a waifu in her underwear

    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    The world needs more mime construction workers.

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
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    DaimarDaimar A Million Feet Tall of Awesome Registered User regular
    Athenor wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    The world needs more mime construction workers.

    The main problem would be all your buildings would have no glass.

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    AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    I went to try to find a Detective Pikachu gif of Mr. Mime using invisible walls on Pikachu... but I failed at google-fu. :(

    He/Him | "A boat is always safest in the harbor, but that’s not why we build boats." | "If you run, you gain one. If you move forward, you gain two." - Suletta Mercury, G-Witch
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    cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    sound optional

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    D:

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    SkeithSkeith Registered User regular
    Long, but satisfying. Seriously, this is a minute and a half.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
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    this dude literally did the Wilhelm scream

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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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    Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
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    this dude literally did the Wilhelm scream

    As would a lot of people in that scenario, I suspect - one of those fibreglass poles whipping into your nards at ~100km/h would be a fairly bad day if you were wearing a cup, and I don't think downhill skiers wear cups...

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    ProlegomenaProlegomena Frictionless Spinning The VoidRegistered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »
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    this dude literally did the Wilhelm scream

    As would a lot of people in that scenario, I suspect - one of those fibreglass poles whipping into your nards at ~100km/h would be a fairly bad day if you were wearing a cup, and I don't think downhill skiers wear cups...

    I don't think anyone was doubting the necessity of some sort of reaction.

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    TaminTamin Registered User regular
    Huou7Gh.gif

    (seems to be old, but it's new to me)

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    klemming wrote: »

    Saint this person.

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    SunrizeSunrize Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    Saint this person.

    I hate this societal assumption that the other car MUST have been a dick. Maybe they were also getting the last spot after someone else parked over the line? Maybe they were having an unlucky day, or just got some bad news? Why make the world a worse place just because you decide you deserve to be self-righteous to a stranger you know nothing about?

    Edit: My mother-in-law is in a wheelchair. Back when she could drive, if there was no handicapped parking, she would have to park like that. Nowadays I drop her off at the curb and then park myself, but this just makes me so sad...

    Sunrize on
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    BlarghyBlarghy Registered User regular
    Sunrize wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    Saint this person.

    I hate this societal assumption that the other car MUST have been a dick. Maybe they were also getting the last spot after someone else parked over the line? Maybe they were having an unlucky day, or just got some bad news? Why make the world a worse place just because you decide you deserve to be self-righteous to a stranger you know nothing about?

    Edit: My mother-in-law is in a wheelchair. Back when she could drive, if there was no handicapped parking, she would have to park like that. Nowadays I drop her off at the curb and then park myself, but this just makes me so sad...

    There's something called the 5% "rule", where if a certain circumstance occurs less than 5% of the time, you should generally discount it when you have no way to know either way. Its certainly -possible- that the person in the gif has some issue that legitimately prevented them from parking inside of the lines, but in the vast majority of the circumstances involved, having to climb into their passenger door because they parked on the line is probably deserved karma.

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    PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Yeah ZestRegistered User regular
    Sunrize wrote: »
    Pinfeldorf wrote: »
    klemming wrote: »

    Saint this person.

    I hate this societal assumption that the other car MUST have been a dick. Maybe they were also getting the last spot after someone else parked over the line? Maybe they were having an unlucky day, or just got some bad news? Why make the world a worse place just because you decide you deserve to be self-righteous to a stranger you know nothing about?

    Edit: My mother-in-law is in a wheelchair. Back when she could drive, if there was no handicapped parking, she would have to park like that. Nowadays I drop her off at the curb and then park myself, but this just makes me so sad...

    Nah they took the time to back in.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Once I saw a lady in a Mercedes SLK park horizontally across three vertical handicapped spaces and go into a convenience store to buy cigarettes.

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    SunrizeSunrize Registered User regular
    edited February 2019
    They are all parked in backwards except for one car. It's required in some areas. And I don't care if it is an accident "only 5%" of the time, like you have statistics proving that somehow? Finding narrower and narrower justifications for being a dick to a stranger is the exact opposite of what these boards are for. Sorry ya'll feel it's okay.

    Sunrize on
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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Sunrize wrote: »
    They are all parked in backwards except for one car. It's required in some areas. And I don't care if it is an accident "only 5%" of the time, like you have statistics proving that somehow? Finding narrower and narrower justifications for being a dick to a stranger is the exact opposite of what these boards are for. Sorry ya'll feel it's okay.

    you must be new here given what this place used to be

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Yeah, but I don't think that's a reputation that we're all trying to advertise or cling to.

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    Sunrize wrote: »
    They are all parked in backwards except for one car. It's required in some areas. And I don't care if it is an accident "only 5%" of the time, like you have statistics proving that somehow? Finding narrower and narrower justifications for being a dick to a stranger is the exact opposite of what these boards are for. Sorry ya'll feel it's okay.

    parking in a parking spot properly isn't being a dick

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    Oghulk wrote: »
    Sunrize wrote: »
    They are all parked in backwards except for one car. It's required in some areas. And I don't care if it is an accident "only 5%" of the time, like you have statistics proving that somehow? Finding narrower and narrower justifications for being a dick to a stranger is the exact opposite of what these boards are for. Sorry ya'll feel it's okay.

    you must be new here given what this place used to be

    If the rules thread is accurate, the glorious edict was created in 2012, which is around the same time the boards started getting their act together and not being a total shithole. I don't think you have to be new to see this place as mostly positive and supportive.

    I totally get the instinctive desire to get someone back for doing something that seems shitty, it's a nice moment of catharsis. But I think Sunrize has a good point about making assumptions and celebrating petty revenge.

    That being said, obviously there's pretty much no justification for taking a handicapped spot you don't need, let alone three, so in that case I'm pretty much fine with whatever karma has in store for them.

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    SkeithSkeith Registered User regular

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    sarukunsarukun RIESLING OCEANRegistered User regular
    Sunrize wrote: »
    They are all parked in backwards except for one car. It's required in some areas. And I don't care if it is an accident "only 5%" of the time, like you have statistics proving that somehow? Finding narrower and narrower justifications for being a dick to a stranger is the exact opposite of what these boards are for. Sorry ya'll feel it's okay.

    The person being the dick, if there even is a dick in this situation, is the person who parked on the line.

    The person doing their best to park correctly so as not to damage the car next to them when they exit their vehicle is doing the correct thing. At worst, the individual in the improperly parked car will be momentarily put out by having to enter their car from the passenger side.

    So EITHER the person who parked abnormally is a lazy prick and will be minorly inconvenienced OR they did the best they could and will similarly be... minorly inconvenienced. And people having a visceral reaction on the internet doesn't matter either way and they don't need to be scolded for it.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Skeith wrote: »

    that person's got shit figured out

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    There could have also been snow early in the day that melted and caused those lines to be mostly invisible.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    klemmingklemming Registered User regular

    Nobody remembers the singer. The song remains.
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