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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    im still gonna fuck you till you love me
    <3

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    When does regular Halo-ing go down?

    Am I allowed to drink?

    i usually get in around 8 oclock to 11 or so

    eastern standard time

    people play longer, but people start dropping out around 11:30

    Every night?

    Yeah, the past few nights are work nights so people start to drop out by then.

    I dunno about over the weekend though.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I might be down for a little Halo, depending on a variety of factors

    Also, I wish I started playing Halo next week instead of this week. I'm so close to beating Mario Galaxies. I just couldn't wait. Now I don't wanna go back and finish it.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    So re: Virmire
    I'm doing Wrex's armor quest now, so I won't have to kill him. Part of me is like "Yeah cool get him his family armor!" but part of me is going "Shit, now I don't have to intimidate him into staying with me and I maxed Intimidate for nothing."

    I believe you are incorrect on that second point.

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  • Me Too!Me Too! __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2008
    Then don't start playing Mass Effect, Wise_A.
    You won't want to stop.
    More than once, I looked at the clock and went "Jesus it's 2 in the morning, I need to go to bed."

    t Seriously, those are both ways to avoid the incident on Virmire.
    I'm hoping that I still get to do the second one, just for the sheer bad-assery.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Lol! wrote: »
    Then don't start playing Mass Effect, Wise_A.
    You won't want to stop.
    More than once, I looked at the clock and went "Jesus it's 2 in the morning, I need to go to bed."

    t Seriously, those are both ways to avoid the incident on Virmire.
    I'm hoping that I still get to do the second one, just for the sheer bad-assery.

    I dont have Mass Effect at the house, so no worries there. I just got Mario Galaxies, Halo 3, and Resident Evil 4 for Wii for christmas, so I had all 3 in the house. All I had to do was open them.

    Galaxies I could beat right now, but I'm trying to get all of the stars like I did in Mario 64.

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2008
    max charm also works

    also

    max intimidate is useful for more than just that

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  • Iron WeaselIron Weasel Dillon! You son of a bitch!Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Knob wrote: »
    max charm also works

    also

    max intimidate is useful for more than just that
    Yep.

    There's at least one more seriously cool application of maxed Intimidate after the thing you were talking about.

    And of course, even though you won't need to use it during the standoff, you still can if you want.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Remember when Sil did "International Get Drunk on the Internet Day"?

    We should do "International get drunk on Xbox Live and play Halo 3" day.

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  • FrylockHolmesFrylockHolmes Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Halo last night was funnn

    I liked the crazy king match where I carried wiggin to victory

    the dude does not ever stop talking/singing on the mic. Eventually it was just like white noise along with gunfire and explosions

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Remember when Sil did "International Get Drunk on the Internet Day"?

    We should do "International get drunk on Xbox Live and play Halo 3" day.

    this is every night for us. i'm detecting alcoholic tendencies. the very reason i'm rolling into work so late today, in fact. fuckers.

    good times last night, thanks all. we'll be on later tonight as well.

    and go get that DLC you cheap fucking homps.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Remember when Sil did "International Get Drunk on the Internet Day"?

    We should do "International get drunk on Xbox Live and play Halo 3" day.

    this is every night for us. i'm detecting alcoholic tendencies. the very reason i'm rolling into work so late today, in fact. fuckers.

    good times last night, thanks all. we'll be on later tonight as well.

    and go get that DLC you cheap fucking homps.

    buy it for me

    you really should

    i encouraged your wife to felate you numerous times last night, even if it was to distract you so i could kill you

    if you got lucky last night, it was because of me

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Remember when Sil did "International Get Drunk on the Internet Day"?

    We should do "International get drunk on Xbox Live and play Halo 3" day.

    this is every night for us. i'm detecting alcoholic tendencies. the very reason i'm rolling into work so late today, in fact. fuckers.

    good times last night, thanks all. we'll be on later tonight as well.

    and go get that DLC you cheap fucking homps.

    buy it for me

    you really should

    i encouraged your wife to felate you numerous times last night, even if it was to distract you so i could kill you

    if you got lucky last night, it was because of me

    Also, buy it for me since we are now friends.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So does jousting on mongooses with Hammers work at all? I tried swinging that thing from the back on Crazies and it seemed rather ineffective against other vehicles, as if I were shooing it away with a broomstick.

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  • FrylockHolmesFrylockHolmes Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Metz was using the hammer as a whipping crop when I was driving him around

    I felt so used

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Remember when Sil did "International Get Drunk on the Internet Day"?

    We should do "International get drunk on Xbox Live and play Halo 3" day.

    this is every night for us. i'm detecting alcoholic tendencies. the very reason i'm rolling into work so late today, in fact. fuckers.

    good times last night, thanks all. we'll be on later tonight as well.

    and go get that DLC you cheap fucking homps.

    buy it for me

    you really should

    i encouraged your wife to felate you numerous times last night, even if it was to distract you so i could kill you

    if you got lucky last night, it was because of me

    of course she knows that shit can backfire on her, so of course she got lucky. and i was thinking of you the whole time, so there's your compensation.

    wise, 10 minutes on a street corner will get you at least 20 bucks. get to work.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    cadmunky wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Remember when Sil did "International Get Drunk on the Internet Day"?

    We should do "International get drunk on Xbox Live and play Halo 3" day.

    this is every night for us. i'm detecting alcoholic tendencies. the very reason i'm rolling into work so late today, in fact. fuckers.

    good times last night, thanks all. we'll be on later tonight as well.

    and go get that DLC you cheap fucking homps.

    buy it for me

    you really should

    i encouraged your wife to felate you numerous times last night, even if it was to distract you so i could kill you

    if you got lucky last night, it was because of me

    of course she knows that shit can backfire on her, so of course she got lucky. and i was thinking of you the whole time, so there's your compensation.

    wise, 10 minutes on a street corner will get you at least 20 bucks. get to work.

    next time i get to watch

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    cadmunky wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Remember when Sil did "International Get Drunk on the Internet Day"?

    We should do "International get drunk on Xbox Live and play Halo 3" day.

    this is every night for us. i'm detecting alcoholic tendencies. the very reason i'm rolling into work so late today, in fact. fuckers.

    good times last night, thanks all. we'll be on later tonight as well.

    and go get that DLC you cheap fucking homps.

    buy it for me

    you really should

    i encouraged your wife to felate you numerous times last night, even if it was to distract you so i could kill you

    if you got lucky last night, it was because of me

    of course she knows that shit can backfire on her, so of course she got lucky. and i was thinking of you the whole time, so there's your compensation.

    wise, 10 minutes on a street corner will get you at least 20 bucks. get to work.

    next time i get to watch

    great. i gotta buy a 360 peripheral for that? imma make the most of it. new DLC coming soon!

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    cadmunky wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Remember when Sil did "International Get Drunk on the Internet Day"?

    We should do "International get drunk on Xbox Live and play Halo 3" day.

    this is every night for us. i'm detecting alcoholic tendencies. the very reason i'm rolling into work so late today, in fact. fuckers.

    good times last night, thanks all. we'll be on later tonight as well.

    and go get that DLC you cheap fucking homps.

    buy it for me

    you really should

    i encouraged your wife to felate you numerous times last night, even if it was to distract you so i could kill you

    if you got lucky last night, it was because of me

    of course she knows that shit can backfire on her, so of course she got lucky. and i was thinking of you the whole time, so there's your compensation.

    wise, 10 minutes on a street corner will get you at least 20 bucks. get to work.

    Someone needs to give me one good reason why I need those maps.

    I just started playing, so all the maps are new to me, I've had a great time both nights, I don't see why I need the new maps yet.

    Unless there is a specific reason.

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    because chairman rocks the forge.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wise_a wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Remember when Sil did "International Get Drunk on the Internet Day"?

    We should do "International get drunk on Xbox Live and play Halo 3" day.

    this is every night for us. i'm detecting alcoholic tendencies. the very reason i'm rolling into work so late today, in fact. fuckers.

    good times last night, thanks all. we'll be on later tonight as well.

    and go get that DLC you cheap fucking homps.

    buy it for me

    you really should

    i encouraged your wife to felate you numerous times last night, even if it was to distract you so i could kill you

    if you got lucky last night, it was because of me

    of course she knows that shit can backfire on her, so of course she got lucky. and i was thinking of you the whole time, so there's your compensation.

    wise, 10 minutes on a street corner will get you at least 20 bucks. get to work.

    Someone needs to give me one good reason why I need those maps.

    I just started playing, so all the maps are new to me, I've had a great time both nights, I don't see why I need the new maps yet.

    Unless there is a specific reason.

    people like Chairman have started making badass custom games for them

    so everybody else will be off playing them

    i'll probably stop today and buy some points

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wise_a wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    cadmunky wrote: »
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Remember when Sil did "International Get Drunk on the Internet Day"?

    We should do "International get drunk on Xbox Live and play Halo 3" day.

    this is every night for us. i'm detecting alcoholic tendencies. the very reason i'm rolling into work so late today, in fact. fuckers.

    good times last night, thanks all. we'll be on later tonight as well.

    and go get that DLC you cheap fucking homps.

    buy it for me

    you really should

    i encouraged your wife to felate you numerous times last night, even if it was to distract you so i could kill you

    if you got lucky last night, it was because of me

    of course she knows that shit can backfire on her, so of course she got lucky. and i was thinking of you the whole time, so there's your compensation.

    wise, 10 minutes on a street corner will get you at least 20 bucks. get to work.

    Someone needs to give me one good reason why I need those maps.

    I just started playing, so all the maps are new to me, I've had a great time both nights, I don't see why I need the new maps yet.

    Unless there is a specific reason.

    people like Chairman have started making badass custom games for them

    so everybody else will be off playing them

    i'll probably stop today and buy some points

    Gotcha.

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  • Mr. Henry BemisMr. Henry Bemis God is love Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    okay 55 hours after i started it, i finished my first mass effect playthrough

    i don't think i got completionist :(

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    I'm in the same situation as Wise-a.

    But for the sake of argument, what sort of maps has Chairman created, both for the new content and otherwise.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    I'm in the same situation as Wise-a.

    But for the sake of argument, what sort of maps has Chairman created, both for the new content and otherwise.
    Good question, thats what I'm wondering.

    But like CrackedAnus said, if everybody starts playing those maps then I'm gonna be forced to buy them, because I like to follow the herd.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    As7 wrote: »
    I'm in the same situation as Wise-a.

    But for the sake of argument, what sort of maps has Chairman created, both for the new content and otherwise.

    he detailed a really cool Helms Deep map a few pages ago

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  • MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Warthog Golf is the best game ever oh my god weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Veretas wrote: »
    Warthog Golf is the best game ever oh my god weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    What is Warthog Golf!? I want to play it!

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2008
    okay 55 hours after i started it, i finished my first mass effect playthrough

    i don't think i got completionist :(

    I don't know how long I spent on it but my first playthrough I managed to get Completionist and Tactician but didn't get any of the "Krogan ally" or "Quarian ally" achievements. I'm still pretty bullshit on that. I had Wrex in my party the entire damn time except for once or twice on shopping/turn-in trips through the citadel.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    After not playing halo online for 2.5 weeks and jumping in last night feet first I realize...

    I suck all over again.

    First round I was trying to remember what buttons to push.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Fortunately Halo has pretty intuitive controls once you get used to them.

    I have trouble switching back to orange box, though, being used to HL2 on the PC.

    I can see why they don't let Xbox and PC players play together.

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  • skinny87skinny87 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Ohgodohgodohgod

    Fuck you Scarab massive tank stomping thing.

    Ohgod how do I kill you, you stomping machine of death?

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  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Wise_a wrote: »
    Remember when Sil did "International Get Drunk on the Internet Day"?

    We should do "International get drunk on Xbox Live and play Halo 3" day.

    It should be noted that Sil did not do this, it was actually scarlet st

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Ohgodohgodohgod

    Fuck you Scarab massive tank stomping thing.

    Ohgod how do I kill you, you stomping machine of death?

    Shoot the legs.

    It will bow down for a bit, jump in and shoot the fuck out of the exposed engine thingy.

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  • TheidarTheidar Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    Shoot joints with rockets. When it drops down hop onboard, kill everyone and grenade the engine core.

    Or jump your mongoose onto it, then kill everyone and grenade the engine core.

    EDIT: DAMN TONKKA

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    or just use the hornet to shoot it/them in the ass.

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  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2008
    Tonkka wrote: »
    skinny87 wrote: »
    Ohgodohgodohgod

    Fuck you Scarab massive tank stomping thing.

    Ohgod how do I kill you, you stomping machine of death?

    Shoot the legs.

    It will bow down for a bit, jump in and shoot the fuck out of the exposed engine thingy.

    alternately drive someone else around so they can shoot the legs

    especially if you are in a mongoose

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    So many options.

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  • cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    oh, this is the first scarab fight. sorry no hornet.

    take the elevator up the gantry and drop on it from above.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2008
    In the first fight, there are some missile pods along one of the sides. You can operate them for a while and blast away at the legs. If it looks at you, rip the pod off and take it up close to blast away at it until your out of missiles.

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